Chapter 49: Fuck, How Is Your Mother?
"Boom!" With the roar of the sky cracking, the whole ground couldn't help but tremble, and the earth-and-stone dam on the bank of the Yellow River Guandu River was blasted out of a large hole dozens of feet wide in an instant, and mud, gravel and water splashed all over the sky, and even Ma Zhong, who was a mile away, was splashed all over his face.
The surging river water was first shaken up by a huge wave nearly ten zhang high, and then poured down, the turbid river water surging impact, uprooting the big trees in the sky, sweeping the farmers who worked in the fields and the soldiers of the Cao Cao Army who tracked down the fine crops along the coast into the surging torrent, and the 10,000 acres of fertile land turned into an ocean in an instant, and the flat land was more than a deep water.
At this time, the upstream flood peak that is almost equal to the river bank has arrived, the water surface has risen sharply, although Ma Zhong is hidden on the top of the soil mountain, he also has to climb the high number, so as not to be swept away by the flood, the flood continues to overflow in all directions, the first is Cao Cao's army has worked hard to cultivate the fields in sight for a year, and it will be reduced to nothing in the blink of an eye, and the villages and houses along the way have been washed away by the flood, and thousands of people are struggling for help in the turbid waves. In less than a quarter of an hour, the flood arrived outside Chenliu City, Cao Liu never dreamed that the river would come so quickly, and before they could react, the flood had surrounded them from all directions, and there were countless people who followed the current, and the 50,000 iron army was helpless in the face of the power of heaven and earth, and was drowned by the flood.
As early as when the sound of ten thousand horses galloping, Xu Yang, who was born in the dock, knew that the water was coming, and he did not wait for Cao Cao's consent, and ran to the high place on his back, although Liu Bei did not have Xu Yang who was familiar with the water as well, but he had always been greedy for life and afraid of death, and he saw that the situation was not right, and he ran to the high place without saying a word.
"Help!" "Mom." "Help me!" Seeing his soldiers struggling and calling for help in the turbid waves, Cao Cao couldn't help but kneel and cry, "Brothers, I'm sorry for you!" ”
Although Cao Cao cried loudly, it was too late, Yanzhou, which he had worked so hard to run, had become a land of fish, countless soldiers and civilians had been killed, wounded and missing, hundreds of thousands of people had lost their homes and been displaced, and Cao Cao had also lost the foundation of the struggle for hegemony.
When Cao Cao was crying bitterly, his absolute henchman Xiahou Dun was spending his days in Bishui Pass, no! It should be like a year! According to the distance calculation, the vanguard of the reinforcements should arrive in the evening, but the sky is already dark, and the reinforcements are nowhere to be seen, but Zhang Xiu, the general of Dong Zhuojun's army in front of the pass, has never heard the scolding with three thousand iron horsemen since the afternoon, and countless Dong Zhuojun soldiers are still shouting at Cao Cao's wife, how can you not be in a hurry if you call Xiahou Dun?
"One-eyed thief, where is that eye of yours?" Zhang Xiu's eyes were sharp, and when he saw the Xiahou flag faintly hanging out in the flames, he knew that Xiahou Dun was coming, and immediately picked up his gun and got on the horse, and scolded in person, "If you have the courage to roll down, let Zhang Ye stab you in the other eye again, and spare your dog's life." ”
Zhang Xiu has followed his uncle Zhang Ji to fight in the Xiliang Wilderness since he was a child, and he has learned to be full of foul language, plus he is naturally smart, and he is even more cunning and vicious when he scolds people, and he is the first scolding general under Zhang Ji, "One-eyed thief!" If you don't dare to come down, go back and ask Cao Thief and ask him:! How is your mother? The scolding made Dong Zhuojun's soldiers laugh wildly, but the scolding made the grumpy Xiahou Dun's face turn blue, if it wasn't for Cao Ren to hold him up, I was afraid that he would have rushed down the pass to tear Zhang Xiu apart.
"Fuck, how is your mother?" Zhang Xiu's inadvertent scolding sentence was very classic, both yin and smooth, and Dong Zhuojun's soldiers quickly shouted in unison, "Fuck, how is your mother?" "Fuck, how is your mother?" This sentence also became a special term for Dong Zhuojun to scold Cao Cao's army later, and the scolded Cao Cao's generals all jumped like thunder and helped Dong Zhuojun to make miraculous achievements repeatedly.
Xiahou Dun was furious, and a Cao Cao army that was scattered by the flood came in embarrassment, and Cao Cao's army saw that it was his own horses, so he hurriedly put them into the pass and brought them to Xiahou Dun. The highest official in this Cao Cao army was a partial general, and as soon as he saw Xiahou Dun, he threw himself in front of Xiahou Dun and cried: "General Xiahou, it's over, it's over, it's all over." ”
Xiahou Dun was angry again, grabbed the unlucky partial, and yelled, "What's over? What about reinforcements? What about the reinforcements sent by the lord? What about the lord? ”
The general cried out: "General, when we were arriving this afternoon, a sudden thunder fell from the sky, which blew up the dam of the Yellow River, and our team was all scattered, many brothers were drowned, and the whereabouts of the lord and his whereabouts are unknown. ”
Xiahou Dun was struck by lightning and stood still for a long time in the pouring rain, and then he continued to cry: "General, the lord shouldn't go to rob the auspicious rui, this time the thunder blew up the Yellow River dam, which is God's retribution for us." ”
Xiahou Dun was furious and threw him to the ground, "Nonsense! What heavenly retribution? The lord robbed Xiangrui for the benefit of the people of the world, and in order to eliminate the evil Dong thief! ”
The partial general was the most superstitious, and he was still obsessed and said: "General, I didn't talk nonsense, God gave us so many warnings, which is evidence, or those warnings are ...... there, ah!" Before he finished speaking, Xiahou Dun had already cut him in half with a knife.
Xiahou Dun had one red eye, and shouted with the big knife that was still dripping blood: "Those who disturb the morale of the army, die!" Although the exchange of words and whispers of Cao Cao's soldiers was immediately suppressed by him, Xiahou Dun was still angry. At this time, an earth-shattering shouting and scolding suddenly sounded under the gate, "Fuck, how is your mother?" "Fuck, how is your mother?" This time, Xiahou Dun couldn't hold back any longer, and shouted frantically with a knife: "Open and close the door, and the whole army will fight to the death with Dong Thief!" ”
Xiahou Dun went crazy, and Cao Ren hurriedly grabbed him, "Yuan Rang, don't be provoked by Dong thieves, the reinforcements are all wiped out, and the life and death of the lord are unknown, we should withdraw and return to Chen to find the lord, in order to make a comeback, and we must not throw our last force on the battlefield." ”
Although Cao Ren repeatedly dissuaded him, Xiahou Dun, who was angry and blew his chest, could still listen to it, and Xiahou Dun shouted: "The Yellow River is broken, how big is the water potential, our army is in the wilderness, how can the lord survive alone?" It's a man's, just kill me and fight to the death with Dong Thief! At that moment, Xiahou Dun no longer listened to Cao Ren's persuasion, led the army of Guanzhong, opened the gate and rushed out, Cao Ren had no choice but to lead the army to accompany him, so as not to have an accident under Xiahou Dun's anger.
In fact, Zhang Xiu commanded the soldiers to scold just now and was already preparing for the last attempt, Zhang Xiu originally planned to collect the troops and return to the camp if he couldn't scold again this time, but he didn't want to close the door and suddenly open it, Zhang Xiu was overjoyed, and immediately reorganized the soldiers and horses to meet him. The two armies intersected, Xiahou Dun took the lead, patted the horse and took Zhang Xiu directly, who expected the battle not to count, Zhang Xiu, who was known as the god of small guns, returned to the horse and left, Xiahou Dun was willing to give up, and the army came to kill.
Zhang Xiu calmly fought and retreated, the Xiliang Iron Cavalry galloped quickly, and the Cao Cao Army, which was dominated by infantry, could catch up, but every time the Xiliang Iron Cavalry opened a distance from Cao Cao's army, he returned to his horse and scolded, "Fuck, how is your mother?" Provoked Xiahou to fight the bull angrily, and led the troops to chase after him.
When Zhang Xiu's army withdrew to Luoshui, the three pontoon bridges still existed, and when Zhang Xiu personally broke off, until all the soldiers withdrew from Luoshui, Zhang Xiu withdrew from the stone bridge to the opposite bank, Xiahou Dun was still a little hesitant to chase after the bridge, but Dong Zhuojun scolded on the other side, "Fuck, how is your mother?" Provoked the three corpses of Xiahou Dun to jump straight, and regardless of the fact that the front and rear armies of his family had been disconnected, he led the army to kill across the bridge.
When Cao Cao's army crossed about ** thousand people, a cannon suddenly sounded in the woods next to the river, and countless Xiliang iron horsemen rushed out of the forest, Cao Cao's army was suddenly cut in half, and the first general had a fiery red war horse in his crotch, and the halberd in his hand was the first god of war of the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bulu Fengxian!
Rao is Xiahou Dun was in a rage, and he had to be frightened when he saw Lu Bu, not to mention other ordinary soldiers, and Lu Bu had been ambushed in the heavy rain for most of the day, and he had already held his breath. At this time, Zhang Xiu also turned around and killed, and immediately surrounded Xiahou Dun.
Cao Ren, who was on the other side of the river, saw Xiahou Dun in ambush, and was immediately frightened, and hurriedly commanded the army to cross the river, trying to bring Xiahou Dun back. But at this time, the three pontoon bridges suddenly caught fire, the original wooden planks and ropes of the pontoon bridge have already been poured with oil, the water can not be extinguished, the pontoon bridge will be burned in an instant, the unlucky Cao Cao soldiers on the bridge all fell into the water, coincided with the heavy rain in the sky, Luoshui swelled, and in a blink of an eye they were swept into the whirlpool, and there was no sound. And above Luoshui, there is only a stone bridge that is not wide, and it can only pass less than 100 people at a time, and these soldiers who cross the bridge, in front of the heavily armed Xiliang Iron Cavalry, are not even qualified to plug their teeth.
The sound of fighting, crying, the sound of swords colliding, the sound of arrows breaking through the air, in the heavy rain, in the open space in front of the Luoshui Stone Bridge, Cao Caojun and Dong Zhuojun started a bloody fight, while desperately squeezing in the direction of the stone bridge, one side desperately intercepted it, the head rolled off, the stump and broken arm flew away, the surface of Luoshui was dyed red with blood, and from time to time someone was squeezed down Luoshui, and was swept up by the river in the scream. Dong Zhuojun, who was well prepared in the melee, firmly had the upper hand, and in the dark night, each of them had a white belt tied to his arm as a memory, and they were all cavalry, even if there was a glimmer, they could easily distinguish between the enemy and me, and Cao Cao's army was not so lucky. In less than half an hour, Xiahou Dun brought over a thousand soldiers, and there were less than a thousand soldiers left, if it weren't for Lu Bu and Zhang Xiu, they would have left him as bait to attract the other side to continue to invest troops here, and they would have all been chopped into meat sauce.
Cao Ren, who is on the east bank, does not understand that his investment in the west bank is already a tactic to add fuel to the army, but it is a taboo for soldiers, but he has no other choice, his brother Xiahou Dun is still trapped on the other side, and now Cao Cao's whereabouts are unknown, if Xiahou Dun dies here again, then Cao Cao's army will never turn over, so Cao Ren can only keep sending troops across the river, hoping to bring Xiahou Dun back.
The heavier and heavier rain saved Xiahou Dun's life, the heavy rain extinguished the torches, it was dark to the point that he couldn't see his fingers, Dong Zhuojun was worried that he would accidentally hurt his own people, and the killing was not as fierce as it began, Xiahou Dun took the opportunity to escape across the stone bridge in embarrassment under the protection of dozens of personal soldiers, but the soldiers he brought over, and the soldiers who came to rescue him had no chance to escape, Xiahou Dun crossed the river not long after, the overwhelmed stone bridge collapsed under the flood and heavy pressure, more than 100 Cao Cao troops on the bridge fell into the water, and the Cao Cao army on the west bank lost their way to retreat, In the end, he was either killed by Dong Zhuojun, or surrendered on his knees, and no one could return to the other side.
"Fuck, how is your mother?" "Fuck, how is your mother?" In the cheers of Dong Zhuojun's victory, this witty sentence was still mixed in, but Xiahou Dun on the other side gritted his teeth and bleed, shouted, and fainted alive.
Please see the next chapter "Dong Boss Three Crying", Dong Boss is going to be ** again, and he is going to set up a memorial arch.