Chapter 275: Bad Embryo
The group entered the teahouse at the entrance of the street, and after sitting down, Su Tong said with emotion: "If you want to say that things are indeed a little weird, there are more cases without any clues, but only Brother Shen is added to the record, it seems that Brother Shen is blessed by nobles." Brother Shen, do you know what's going on? ”
Shen Xi shook his head, this thing was so weird that even he himself couldn't figure it out. Zheng Qian smiled: "No matter what, the three of us will gather again for the re-examination in the Tomorrow Academy, which is gratifying." ”
Su Tong and Zheng Qian are the popular candidates for this year's college examination, there is nothing special about them passing the first examination, if Shen Xi's results in the government examination last year are concerned, it is reasonable to pass the first college examination.
At the moment, it is impossible to know what articles each other has written, and some people are muttering, the reason why Liu Bing gave up the three county heads, and supplemented the head of the government Shen Xi, is estimated to give the new Henan governor Gao Mingcheng a face, how to say that Shen Xi is also the head of Gao Mingcheng's personal point, and it is impossible to say that it is not passed.
Or maybe Shen Xi has the financial support of the Chamber of Commerce behind him, and he has already done it up and down.
After eating tea, everyone went home to prepare for the second exam, which was also the last exam involving Zhong Xiucai.
After Shen Xi returned home, Hui Niang and Zhou heard that Shen Xi had passed the first scene, or in the case of "making up the record", Zhou was so happy that he almost laughed, Hui Niang hurriedly helped her and asked Zhou to sit down and drink saliva to press it.
Shen Xi said with a bitter face: "Mother, are you there?" I've only passed the first show, and I'm still far from Zhongxiucai, and besides, I'm still re-recorded......"
Zhou's face was still smiling: "Didn't Mr. Feng say the day before yesterday, as long as you can pass the first game, Zhongxiucai will be nine out of ten, how can my mother not be happy?" ”
Shen Xi thought for a moment and said, "Mr. Feng's words that day were not like that. ”
Hui Niang smiled: "Anyway, you will take the test tomorrow, if you win this list, my aunt will give you a gift." ”
Shen Xi was very curious about what kind of gift it was, in terms of Hui Niang's importance. It shouldn't be measured in money, maybe it's her brainchild, or maybe it's her family heirloom?
Zhou urged: "Come in quickly and read more books." Exams are coming up tomorrow...... It's so good, your grandmother used to say that the ancestral tomb of the Shen family was smoking, and I thought it would be your uncle who had a chance...... Now it seems that your uncle should not think about it, this good omen is about to fall on your head! ”
Smoke rises from the ancestral grave. In the eyes of the people, it is a rare auspicious omen, indicating that someone in the family wants to be a big official, but Shen Xi, who has been archaeological for many years, knows that it is just caused by the earth's gas, and the low-melting gas or solid in the soil produces colored gas under the action of temperature, which overflows the surface and forms tiny particles of cyan or white, which is smoke, which is a natural phenomenon.
Then Shen Xi was ordered to go to the second floor of the pharmacy to study. Originally, Lin Dai and Lu Xi'er came over hand in hand to play with Shen Xi, but after learning that Shen Xi was going to study again. Lin Dai's little face was pitiful, and Lu Xi'er came over directly to hug Shen Xi's arm, looking unwilling to let go.
Zhou smiled and comforted: "Xi'er, don't pester your brother Shen Xi, he will finish the exam tomorrow, if he is admitted, he can play with you as much as he wants in the future." Let go and let him go upstairs to read. ”
"Dai'er, what are you doing here, go over and make a pot of tea, and let the hot teapot cool in the well water. Give Han Wa'er herbal tea to relieve the heat...... I really don't have any eyesight, if you are admitted to Hanwa'er is Xiucai, you are Mrs. Xiucai, how much of a creation is this? Don't go yet! ”
Shen Xi sighed in his heart. If you win the show, you have to take the exam, and if you win the lift, you have to prepare for the Jinshi. After the exam, Xiucai is not the end, but the beginning of the next round of exams.
Shen Xi went upstairs listlessly, but he didn't choose to study. Instead, he continued to write "Golden Vase Plum", and after writing for a while, he suddenly heard footsteps, Shen Xi thought that the old lady had come upstairs, and he didn't even have a little precaution...... Even if Zhou saw him writing, he didn't recognize what was written on it.
"Xiaolang, it's almost time to eat, you clean up and get ready." It turned out to be Hui Niang.
Shen Xi looked indifferent, wiped his hands, and then took out a piece of paper to cover the "Golden Vase Plum" he wrote, acting as if he continued to write because he had filled a sheet of paper and just changed the paper.
But when I wrote it again, what I wrote was the chapters and sentences in "Zuo Biography".
"Don't patronize and work hard, this is the tea that your mother asked Dai'er to make, and Dai'er's girl is very careful and calms you in the well water...... A little ice, don't rush to drink it all in one go. Children can drink herbal tea to relieve the heat, but don't drink too much at once, otherwise your stomach won't be able to stand it. ”
When Shen Xi was drinking tea, Hui Niang suddenly reached out and picked up a piece of paper on the table, Shen Xi wanted to get it back, but in a hurry, the tea bowl overturned, staining a stack of papers on the table.
Hui Niang hurriedly helped Shen Xi clean up, and then picked up a handkerchief to wipe the water on Shen Xi's body.
"Oh, you're too careless, aren't you...... The articles you wrote are so good, what a pity to break them. My aunt still wants to keep it, and take it when it's okay, and feel more comfortable...... Hey? ”
Hui Niang's face couldn't hide her nervousness, and then she was a little surprised, or she saw some very conspicuous "words" on the paper, she immediately picked up a piece of paper, looked at the content written on it with a surprised face, but her face turned red: "Xiaolang, you ...... What are you writing about? ”
Shen Xi screamed in his heart.
These days, he is writing "Golden Vase Plum", and he hasn't done anything, mainly because Hui Niang wants to preside over the chamber of commerce and take care of business, and Zhou can't understand what he wrote, so he thought it was foolproof, but in order to show her concern for him, Hui Niang personally went upstairs to deliver tea, and now she suddenly revealed her stuffing.
"I'm here to see this."
Hui Niang wanted to tear up the thing that was stolen in her hand, but she thought that it was written by Shen Xi, and she was reluctant, so she stomped her feet in anger and said, "You are so easy to deceive as an aunt?" You wrote it. Xiaolang, you are only so young, where did you learn these things? ”
Shen Xi hurriedly went over and closed the door, so as not to be heard by the old lady downstairs. If Zhou knew that he was not doing scholarship before the second exam of the provisional examination, but writing "obscene books", then he would really suffer bad luck in the future.
Shen Xi came over and pulled Hui Niang's sleeve and explained: "Auntie, don't be busy getting angry, read the content carefully, don't always look at those...... Bad place. Originally, I wanted to use this method to calm my mind, and at the same time find a way to make money for our printing workshop. ”
Hui Niang said angrily: "This kind of thing, dirty and dirty, what's so beautiful?" It's useless to educate, and you still say that you want to use it to seal? It's infuriating! ”
Shen Xi hurriedly spread out the original manuscript of "Golden Vase Plum" in his hand. Show it to Hui Niang: "Auntie, you haven't read it carefully, how do you know that this is not a good book?" Or do you like it after reading it? ”
Hui Niang said angrily: "Don't look at it, don't look at it, I'll tell your mother about it." At your age, you're curious about everything, and you write such an unsightly thing......"
Shen Xi hurriedly stopped in front of Hui Niang, hugged her waist, and even buried his head in Hui Niang's arms. It's like a coquettish child: "Auntie, don't tell my mother, don't you want to see me locked up and study in the future, and I won't even have a chance to take a breath, right?" You take a look first, if it's really bad, you punish me again, and I won't stop it. ”
Hui Niang was hugged by Shen Xi, she was actually a little flustered, she wanted to push Shen Xi away, but Shen Xi hugged her very tightly. And she didn't think Shen Xi was so rude, at most, the child did something wrong and begged her for forgiveness.
"You...... You...... You let go of your hand and have something to say. Hui Niang's expression was complicated.
Only then did Shen Xi realize his offense to Hui Niang, and hurriedly let go of his hand, and after a little taste, the warm fragrance of nephrite seemed to be good! He hurriedly threw away the thoughts in his mind, helped Hui Niang to sit down with an anxious face, and spread out the book in his hand to show her: "Auntie, you should read carefully, in the eyes of different people." The content of this book is different. ”
Hui Niang's face was gloomy: "What do you mean, aunt is that kind of ...... Alas, how old you are, and you haven't experienced these things. How to write it? What a ......."
Saying that, Hui Niang had to watch it patiently.
This time, Shen Xi showed her not the charming plots in the book, but the description of human feelings and scenery, Shen Xi on the basis of the original work, plus some of his understanding, although the content written is not better. But at least in terms of language, it is more in line with the reading habits of today's people.
After Hui Niang read it, she naturally turned the number of pages to the next page, but immediately saw some bad content, and quickly closed a few pages. She looked a little calmer this time, and asked, "Xiaolang, where did you know all this?" ”
Shen Xi said: "A lot of the content is what I came up with by myself, as for those things about men and women, I don't know much about them, it was Su Gongzi who gave me a booklet, and I memorized it in my brain, so I flexibly used it in it." ”
"Su Gongzi said that this kind of booklet can make money if it is accompanied by some pictures, I have the attitude of giving it a try, and write some of the thoughts I used to write "Yang Jiajiang", and I should use it to adjust my psychology before the exam."
At this time, Shen Xi could only put the blame on Su Tong and Zheng Qian, anyway, they were originally the kind of debauched people, and the inspiration for creating "Golden Vase Plum" was also obtained from them, but they did not wronged people.
"That'...... That's fine. I won't tell you about my mother, but I have to write it, and I have to wait until the end of the college exam...... You can keep the manuscript and let my aunt take a good look at it, and if you can publish a book, you can print a few copies and try it. ”
Shen Xi breathed a sigh of relief.
Businessmen are really different, and Hui Niang can still smell the huge business opportunities contained in them.
Shen Xi took advantage of the dinner time to go home and bring the thirty copies of "Golden Vase Plum" he wrote to Hui Niang, and Hui Niang went home with it, because Shen Xi still had to prepare for the next day's exam, and Shen Xi couldn't "accompany him", otherwise Shen Xi really wanted to see how Hui Niang reacted when she read this kind of book.
Early the next morning, Shen Xi set off to the examination room again, and Shen Mingjun and his wife sent him to the door.
Zhou was slightly puzzled: "Your aunt cares about you the most on weekdays, didn't she sleep well last night and couldn't get up?" ”
While she was talking, Hui Niang hurriedly came out of the yard and was relieved to see that Shen Xi hadn't left yet: "I thought I wouldn't be able to catch up." ”
Under the light of the dim lantern, at this time, Hui Niang had the charm of a mature woman, her eyes seemed to be clear, and she seemed to be confused with mist.
Zhou noticed Hui Niang's strange appearance, and asked in surprise: "Sister, are you sick?" ”
"I didn't ...... It's nothing. Maybe I'm too worried about Xiaolang's exam, and I didn't sleep well last night. Hui Niang was a little at a loss.
Shen Xi smiled, the power of this "Golden Vase Plum" is really great, it has been condensed into thirty times by him, and it still makes a woman like Hui Niang who follows the old behavior unbearable.
Thinking that Hui Niang had been widowed for a long time, and when she saw this kind of text that made her ashamed, she wanted to put it down, but she couldn't help but pick it up and look at it.
When he was leaving, Shen Xi took the opportunity to pass by Hui Niang's side and said in a low voice: "Auntie, you better look less, if you don't understand something, you can ask me when you turn around." ”
Hui Niang's face was embarrassed, she raised her hand and tapped it on Shen Xi's forehead, and scolded angrily: "Bad embryo." ”
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