Chapter 163: Miss Cai buys a son-in-law

"Young man, do you have a lot of food? How's your body? An old man asked. He has been a tenant farmer all his life, and now he has his own land, and if he has a slave, he can be a master for two days when he dies.

Ling Kun patted his chest and said, "I'm in good health, but the amount of food is a little large, and a bucket of rice can be made up for a meal." ”

"Sss The old man gasped and exclaimed, "One bucket of rice a day is still a little big?" Our whole family doesn't have two buckets of rice to eat a month, and there is nothing we can do to redeem my old man. ”

The old man was so frightened that he turned around and fled, and some of the people who made up their minds also retreated, some simply left, and some were still watching the excitement from the sidelines.

In the afternoon, some came and some left, and there were always a lot of people around Ling Kun, but no one bought them. The main reason is that Ling Kun deliberately did not cooperate, either saying that he had a large amount of food, or that he had a sick leg and weak hands.

Zhao Mingyue watched Ling Kun perform with care, and almost laughed a few times, but then she was really tired, so she went to the teahouse opposite and asked for a pot of good tea, sat down and watched it.

She was afraid that Ling Kun would be thirsty, so she poured a large bowl of tea and held it in front of Ling Kun and said, "Brother Tai is filial, junior brother admires, I salute you with a big bowl and talk about it." ”

Ling Kun caught the big bowl with both hands, and by the way, even Zhao Mingyue's hands were also held together.

Zhao Mingyue didn't expect him to take advantage of him at this time, so he glared fiercely and whispered, "Let go quickly." ”

Ling Kun squeezed his eyes at her, but he didn't let go, but held the bowl to his mouth with his hand, and could he still find a chance to kiss Zhao Mingyue's jade hand while drinking tea?

How could Zhao Mingyue not know his thoughts, and was suddenly ashamed, wanting to get rid of it, but there was still a big bowl of water in his hand, and he was afraid of being noticed by others.

Damn Zhao Gouqu, you're really enough, isn't there anything else in your heart?

Zhao Mingyue was shy and anxious, her face was red and her ears were red, and she only hoped that Ling Kun would quickly kiss and let go, so that no one would find out.

However, at this moment, she suddenly felt a strong force coming from her shoulder, Zhao Mingyue stumbled and was pushed aside, the sea bowl in her hand was smashed with a "snap", and the tea flowed to the ground.

The two of them were startled at the same time, and when they looked up, they saw a woman leaning over and standing in front of Ling Kun looking at Ling Kun and the words on the ground, followed by more than a dozen

retinues. I saw that this woman weighed 400 pounds, and her whole body was round and round, like a ball of meat. But the dress is fancy, oily and powdery, and flaming red lips.

It turned out that Zhao Mingyue was standing in the way, so he pushed her away.

"Hehe, are you going to sell yourself to bury your father?" The fat girl asked, licking her lips.

Ling Kun looked at the girl who looked like a big mountain, a little worried, and nodded reluctantly.

The fat girl looked at Ling Kun with her small eyes that were almost crowded together, and asked the girl in the back: "Xiaocui, what do you think of this, it's good." ”

"Miss, the slave thinks it's okay, although it's not enough to match Miss." The girl flattered.

"Not bad, not bad, not bad at all." The fat girl shook her head, took out a handkerchief and wiped it on Ling Kun's face, wiped the dust off Ling Kun's face three or two times, revealing his angular handsome face and said, "Look at it again, how about it?" ”

Ling Kun knelt on the ground, and was actually suppressed by the fat girl's divine operation, and he forgot to resist.

The fat girl looked at Ling Kun and sighed twice and said, "Your kid has a good life, Miss Ben wants to buy it back to be her husband." ”

Ling Kun was shocked, involuntarily shrank back, broke free from the fat girl's hand and hurriedly said, "Don't, girl, I eat a lot of food, I can eat a bucket of rice in one meal." ”

"Hahaha, don't worry, Miss Ben can also eat a bucket, but my father is Cai Chengming, the richest man in Shu Kingdom, are you afraid that you can't afford to support our husband and wife?" Miss Cai laughed.

"No, I can't do it with my legs and feet, and my health is not good." Ling Kun waved his hand.

"It's good, that's what you said on purpose, I know." Miss Cai stretched out her hand and grabbed Ling Kun's shirt and said, "My little heart, since you sold yourself to bury your father, you can't run away, if you want to sell it, I will buy it, it's fair." As he spoke, he turned his head to the entourage behind him and ordered: "Xiaohong, go back and report to the master, my uncle has found it, and the wedding will be held immediately." Xiaolan, go to Qingliang Temple and ask all the monks to come down the mountain and do more for my father-in-law. ”

When Ling Kun heard that he had become her father-in-law, he almost fell down and fainted.

Zhao Mingyue watched this scene from the side, and then looked at Ling Kunsheng's loveless appearance, covering his mouth and laughing so much that he couldn't straighten his waist, don't you stinky rascals love to take advantage of women, this time it's okay, people take the initiative to come to the door, you can do it.

Ling Kun rolled his eyes to find a way to escape, just in time to see Zhao Mingyue's gloating expression and smile, he suddenly had an idea. He suddenly exclaimed, "Wow, is there such a handsome man in the world?" ”

"Oh, where?" Miss Cai asked curiously.

Ling Kun pointed to Zhao Mingyue, who was dressed as a man.

Miss Cai slowly turned her head to look, and suddenly her eyes straightened. Zhao Mingyue is such a peerless face, but after wearing men's clothes, no man will pay attention, who would have thought that she met Miss Cai who couldn't get married.

The more Miss Cai looked at it, the more she loved it, and she couldn't help but turn around and walk towards Zhao Mingyue, like a big ball rolling quickly.

Zhao Mingyue was so frightened that she screamed "Mom", turned around and ran away.

"Hey, don't run, my father is the richest man in Shu." Miss Cai chased after her, but she was too fat and too slow to run, so she stopped and sighed after a few steps: "Forget it, Miss Ben wants this to sell herself to bury her father, anyway, my Cai family can afford it." As he spoke, he turned around with difficulty, but saw Ling Kun pushing the cart and running away as if he was dying.

"Hey, you can't run, chase me, Miss Ben has already booked you." Miss Cai yelled and chased after her.

Ling Kun was frightened, and used all his internal strength to push the car to run, thinking that if it didn't work, he would throw away the car and use the "Praise Father Divine Action" to escape. Fortunately, the other party was a weak woman and couldn't catch up.

After running for two streets, he finally got rid of Miss Cai and his party, and Ling Kun hid in a corner and gasped. At this time, Zhao Mingyue also followed, and was so angry that she stepped on Ling Kun's instep: "Dead Ling Kun, stinky rascal, if you dare to do bad to this princess, I can't spare you." ”

"Who told you to gloat first, I'm like that, and you're still smiling so happily."

"I ......." Zhao Mingyue remembered the scene just now, and couldn't help but laugh again, leaning back and forth with laughter.

Ling Kun remembered what happened just now, and he didn't feel funny at all, he just felt cold, and he was almost accepted by the fat lady, my mother, it's so dangerous.

Zhao Mingyue laughed enough, and then asked, "What should I do, do you still want to sell it?" ”

Ling Kun waved his hand again and again: "If you don't sell it, you won't sell it anymore, you won't sell it again, this bad idea is really unreliable." ”

Zhao Mingyue glanced at him and snorted, "You didn't come up with the bad idea yourself?" ”