The second curtain on the stage was pulled up, and there was a small table covered with silk cloth in the center, and two big speakers were also set up in front of the small table.

"Hahahaha... Bang Bang Bang..."

In the audience, there was a burst of applause and laughter, which was very lively, because the two people who were fat and thin were very happy in their images alone, and the foreign family was also immersed in the fun of playing flag raising with Sun Xiangfu.

"Ahem, thank you for giving me a round of applause." After Sun Xiangfu accepted the flag and the audience was quiet, the thin man took the lead in arching his hand to the audience.

Suddenly, the audience wanted to laugh, but Sun Xiangfu on the side of the stage made a quick gesture of holding the flag in his arms, glared at the audience and shook his head, signaling everyone not to laugh, however, the more he was like this, the more everyone felt funny, and they couldn't hold it back.

"Hahahaha······"

The audience laughed a lot, and Sun Xiangfu made a gesture of covering his head and face, conveying to the audience that he wouldn't raise the flag or laugh, you guys are playing tight.

After a long time, the audience held back their laughter, and the fat man said, "What do you call applause for you?" What about me! ”

"I just saw thousands of people smirking at the stage, probably laughing at you."

"Huh..."

The laughter in the audience was a little uncontrollable, but at this time, the fat man said loudly with a posture of theorizing with the thin man, "Then why the applause is for you, and the smirks are for me." ”

The thin man touched his face and hair, made a stinky and beautiful expression, and said, "Because I am good-looking!" ”

The fat man was a joker, and asked the audience's heart, "Yan, what is Yan?" You make it clear to the big guys. ”

"Does that need to be said? It's just better looking than you! The thin man gestured with his hand to the front of his neck, and made a cool gesture, signaling everyone to look at his face, but on his face, there was a cheap expression, especially the eyebrows, which were raised up in the oblique thorns, a classic flattering action in later generations.

"Hahahaha······"

At this time, the audience couldn't help it again, they had never seen such a cheap expression, and they soon had an intuitive understanding of the word appearance, that is, how beautiful a person is. And Sun Xiangfu on the side of the stage waved desperately to the stage, signaling everyone that he didn't raise the flag! Don't laugh, but everyone laughed, and he couldn't stop it.

"Why are you good-looking, I'm also good-looking! My parents told me from a young age that I was the best-looking person in the world. The fat man said unconvinced.

"Oh, it turns out that your parents have lied to you like this since you were a child!" The thin man said with a knowing expression.

"Hahahaha······"

It's no wonder that the audience laughed at a low point, it's really a fat man's fat face that doesn't match his good looks, a person who is more than 200 pounds and whose facial features are not very standard, it's strange that he can look good.

"Hmph, my parents won't lie to me! They are all real people, aren't we talking about jokes to make everyone laugh today, don't keep talking about looks. ”

"Oh yes, let's make everyone laugh with a joke, we can't forget the business, before we say it! Let me introduce myself to you first, my name is Fat Bear, and I am an actor who specializes in telling funny jokes, you can call me a cross talk actor, this name is set by our owner. The thin man said as he pointed to Sun Xiangfu, who was holding a flag on the side of the stage.

"Hahaha, fat bear, the thin one is called a fat bear like a hemp stick······" When the audience heard his self-introduction, they immediately burst into laughter, this person's name and image are too asymmetrical.

After everyone finished laughing, the thin man said, "He said, this is according to my parents' wishes." ”

"Oh······"

The audience in the audience sighed clearly, this is the state of interaction with the actors on the stage, in fact, at this point, Sun Xiangfu, the person responsible for mobilizing everyone's atmosphere, has no effect, everyone no longer looks at the flag, but the two actors in the stands.

"Now, let's start the show." The fat bear rolled up his sleeves and made a posture of going to do a big job.

"You, you wait, I haven't introduced myself yet!" At this time, the fat man stretched out his hand and interrupted the fat bear who was about to do a big job.

"What else do you have to introduce! Aren't people like you all called fat? ”

Hahaha······

"Hmph, fat people are also famous, my name is Tiger."

Hahaha······

This time, many viewers were about to burst into tears, with a weight of more than 200 pounds, you really dare to call yourself a thin tiger.

"Now, I really understand what it means to pity the hearts of parents in the world, the names of children are all according to their wishes, not bad at all, praise you for being the best-looking, I hope you look the best, name you Skinny Tiger, I hope you are thinner, in fact, ······it is clear to everyone at a glance." The fat bear pointed to the fat body of the thin tiger.

Hahaha······

After the audience laughed again, Fat Bear said seriously, "I was just joking with everyone, I hope to amuse everyone, below, I will introduce myself seriously, my name is Zhang Feixiong, the third in the family, you can call me Zhang Sanlang."

The one next to me, called Li Shouhu, is the fourth in the family, you can call him Li Shilang, the show we want to perform! It's called cross talk, it's a form of performance that we haven't had in Datang before, pay attention to talking and singing, among them, I'm teasing, he's funny, he's funny, he's mainly responsible for telling jokes, and he's responsible for getting angry and setting off the atmosphere, so when you see me bullying him in the next show, don't be upset for him, because this is the need of the show, and it's his duty. ”

After the fat bear Zhang San finished speaking, he and the thin tiger Li Si hugged the audience together, at this time, Sun Xiangfu raised the flag, and the audience applauded, and after saying so many minutes, everyone also knew what the so-called talking program was about, and then, the program on the stage officially began.

"I've told the audience and friends, then, you can tell me how you want to die first!" Zhang Sanlang said to Li Shilang with trembling legs.

Hahahaha······

Zhang Sanlang's first sentence made the audience laugh, just now he told the audience what cross talk was about, teasing and bullying, it was because of the needs of the show, so he wanted to play Li Shilang's rhythm as soon as he came up.

"Owner, we can't perform this show, and the re-enactment will kill you." Li Shilang cried and shouted at Sun Xiangfu on the side of the stage.

Sun Xiangfu pretended not to hear it, and Zhang Sanlang was even more proud, and said, "Think about it!" I didn't think about it, so I came as I wanted. ”

"No, why do you play a joke, I play a joke, let's change, I want to play a joke, you play a joke." Li Shilang said with a non-dry expression.

"Didn't we just say that? A cross talk actor must be able to learn to sing and sing, and I said that my skills in learning to sing are stronger than yours, so I can play a comedy, you, cut..." Zhang Sanlang said with a very disdainful expression.

"Why can't my skills work, starting from the first one, let's compare, say, what will you say?" Li Shilang continued to be unconvinced.

"As we all know, the dishes of our Wangjianglou are the first in Chang'an, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the first in the world, so what are the dishes of our Wangjianglou! Ordinary friends may not know, because there are too many to remember! So, now, I will give you a paragraph to report the name of the dish, so that you can know what kind of dishes we have in Wangjiang Tower. ”

As soon as Zhang San said this, the audience also became interested, to say that the dishes of Wangjianglou have been increasing every day since they opened, and after the past two months, the menu that originally had only dozens of dishes has become hundreds, and everyone really can't remember it.

Of course, Li Si continued to be dissatisfied, "Don't you just report the name of the dish?" Read according to the menu, who can't read! You're embarrassed to say it. ”

In fact, the two of them have already entered the role of teasing and praising them, but the audience still doesn't feel it, thinking that they are not convinced by each other and are vindictive!

Zhang San cleared his throat and brought his mouth closer to the loudspeaker, "Everyone, listen, our Wangjiang Tower has: steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, ······"

A large list of dish names were reported, and the audience was stunned, not only because they were surprised by the number of dishes in Wangjianglou, but also because they were even more surprised, how could a person say so much, and when he got to the back, he actually said it faster and faster.

"I really don't understand, this kid surnamed Sun got so many talents from there." Wang Lin in the box on the third floor was about to vomit blood, once the name of the dish spreads, there is really no way for other restaurants to live, these dishes that make people have a great appetite just by hearing the name, there must be a huge temptation for people who have money to eat in restaurants.

In the royal box, Li Yuan, who had just eaten enough, smashed his tongue, and even felt like he was hooked to his appetite, and turned his head to Li Shimin on the side and whispered, "Erlang! These dishes will be made by Wangjianglou another day and sent to the palace to be tasted by me. ”

"Yes, Father." Li Shimin replied with a smile, why didn't he move his index finger!

The whole cross talk, under the teasing of Zhang San and Li Si, actually talked for half an hour, and in this half an hour, the funny baggage was one after another, and many people's stomachs hurt with laughter, this form of performance appeared for the first time in Datang, and it was loved by everyone, after today, on the streets of Chang'an, if you say that you don't know cross talk, the person opposite will definitely tell you that your life lacks a lot of joy.

Until Zhang San and Li Si shook off the last burden and walked off the stage with a sweat, the audience was still a little reluctant, and on the other side of the box, dozens of pairs of flower baskets were suddenly brought to the front of the stage.

At this time, Sun Xiangfu walked to the center of the stage again.

"Do you think this cross talk is good?"

Under the stage, the tsunami-like applause responded to Sun Xiangfu.