To be honest, when Li Yuanba saw Mulan, he was actually very confused.

Because as far as he is concerned, a scumbag of historical common sense, if you let someone tell some interesting anecdotes about wild history, you may still know a thing or two, and even the rhetoric that he had the courage to deceive Ziyang Zhenren at that time was already close to the limit of his historical level.

But if you are serious, ask which historical celebrity what era is it? It's a mess in my head. As for Li Yuanba, who was possessed after the crossing, what does he know about this parallel world? That's not to mention, even more scum than him, the scumbag of history!

Taking a step back, although Mulan, the heroine, said that the famous thief in the later life before the crossing is true, the world still has different opinions about her true life experience, and there is no reliable statement.

So when I learned that this female doll was Mulan, the scene replay was simply like this:

At that time, Li Yuanba carried the sack and threw it casually, and threw the two thieves out a few meters away!

Just as he was about to rush forward to kill himself and send the two guys who came to die, a female doll suddenly jumped out from behind and shouted: "Wait! This black-faced brother! Please do well, be merciful, and don't kill! ”

"They are not heinous bandits, they are good citizens of a nearby village! This time I suddenly blocked the road, I didn't come to make money and kill people, but because the village was too bitter to live my life! As a last resort, this is the last resort to hit this crooked idea! ”

"I swear, they're really good people! If you don't believe me, I can take you to the village and ask! ”

“……”

The female doll hurriedly panicked and said a lot of explanations.

Li Yuanba actually didn't listen to a word of what she said later!

Because this thing patronized the depressed I name when she first called herself: black-faced brother?

At that moment, he almost went straight out: I'll wipe it! Brother Blackface is really going to blackface!

If it weren't for the fact that this female doll was pink-carved and jade-carved, and stared at Li Yuanba stunned with her big eyes, full of pleading to let his subordinates show mercy, if you were replaced by another big man who picked her feet, and shouted "black-faced" like this, give it a try?

Li Yuanba doesn't shoot people to death on the spot, it's all light, and it's the kind that uses the most fierce force to shoot with force skills!

Of course, what finally made him stop was the girl in front of him After an explanation, in order to make Li Yuanba believe that they were really villagers in the village, he interspersed a familiar name that he had heard by the way: "My name is Mulan!" ”

Li Yuanba was stunned for a long time, that is, in this hesitation, the two goods on the ground had already slipped away like rabbits, and he didn't bother to chase them, pointing to the girl in front of him almost subconsciously blurted out:

"Are you really Mulan? The one who dressed as a man and joined the army for her father? ”

Mulan nodded first, and then quickly shook her head!

She is one year younger than Li Yuanba at this time, and she still looks like a cute little Lori, and she is naturally early to join the army for her father in history, so she only admits her name: "My name is really Mulan, and everyone in the village knows me!"

However, girls are not allowed to join the army......"

Li Yuanba suddenly woke up, and immediately reacted that time was stubble, and then looked at the little Lori in front of him, and began to grin stupidly: I only hate that I don't have a lollipop on my hand now, otherwise I can definitely deceive this little Lori!

Just as he was thinking about how to get acquainted with this famous heroine in the history of parallel worlds, Hua Mulan was already staring at the sack in his hand and said very "understandingly": "Brother blackface, are you tired of carrying such a heavy two bags of grain?" Why don't you put a bag in our house first, and then take your time when you don't get tired later? ”

Li Yuanba was stupid, how stupid did he look on his face: "Okay!" All right! ”

Little Lori Mulan clapped her hands and grinned, and a hint of cunning flashed in her big eyes.

Hearing Li Yuanba's promise, she immediately ran over, took his hand and ran all the way, and prepared to take it to the village behind her......

The more Li Yuanba laughed, the more stupid he became, thinking to himself: The more I look at it, the more it looks like I am going to see my mother-in-law?

If you can really deceive Mulan, the little Lori, and please a good daughter-in-law, how beautiful it is......

However, as soon as this fantasy came out of my heart, it was completely extinguished by Mulan in the next second: "Ugly brother, your family is charcoal-burning, right?" If there is still a charcoal fire at home that cannot be put down, you can also put it in our house for safekeeping......"

Li Yuanba's head was full of black lines in an instant: Mother, alas! Now this I voice "ugly brother" is the most real idea that people accidentally shouted out, right? Childlike words are unscrupulous, the most unintentional but the most true!

Dare to love herself and treat others as a little Lori who is easy to deceive, but people really think of themselves as fools?

Dare to love the original I black face, or is it a euphemism?

Dare to love because he looks weird and has a little black spot, so he was regarded as charcoal burner by someone's little Lori?

Li Yuanba was a little messy: I didn't expect you to be such a Mulan? I actually look at my face at a young age......

Hua Mulan, a child of a good family in six counties since her ancestors went to the Western Han Dynasty, lived in Wei County, Hebei Province.

This Ziyang real person took Li Yuanba away from Jinyang, and the surrounding area of Zishan, where he secretly learned art, has actually gone out of the border of Shanxi, and it is at the intersection of Shanxi and Wei County in Hebei.

Therefore, the little Loli that Li Yuanba meets now is the heroine Mulan who will be famous all over the world in the future and will be praised by future generations, not just the person with the same name!

Although the words that Lori shouted out inadvertently were a little hurtful, she really didn't have any bad intentions, and the reason why she hit the idea on the head of Li Yuanba, a foolish brother, was just as she said just now, the village was too poor, and she was so poor that she couldn't survive anymore!

Since Emperor Yang raised his troops, and not long ago after the Eastern Expedition to Goguryeo, he continued to recruit soldiers, and almost all the sturdy laborers in the village were recruited, and most of the remaining were old, weak, sick and disabled, or widowed and lonely.

A group of good people in a huge village, first became Diao Min, and now they have been reduced to just falling into the grass, and even the two weak chicken thieves who were planning to rob on the way just now are already one of the few backbone members......

Li Yuanba was originally full of depression, but when he entered the village with Mulan and saw the actual scene in the village where birds don't, he was already a little moved with compassion: The ugly brother with a black face will be ugly brother first......

He is a big man, a super fierce man whose force value can now explode most of the heroes in this world, can he really not have a belly, and on this inconsequential issue, he is more serious than a female doll?

Although he does have a little bit of a black belly and a little bit of shameless cheekiness in his bones, he can be regarded as the kind of good man who thinks his soul is clean even though he is ugly now (at least he thinks so)!

Moreover, the female doll who "cheats" herself as a fool brother is still the Mulan who is known for her filial piety and the children of a good family for generations, and the focus is still on such a cute and good-looking little Lori Mulan......

Especially, when he saw that Mulan, who was just Lori, had become the main force in the village, full of kindness, and unpacked and distributed the rice that had just been deceived by himself in the village, Li Yuanba was already willing to be deceived by this girl: with the wealth of his Li family's mansion, there is really no shortage of money in this bag of rice!

What if you can really use a bag of rice to change the favor of your future daughter-in-law in advance? It's a good deal!

If one bag of rice isn't enough, then two!

Li Yuanba looked stupid, but with his own careful thoughts, he threw another bag of rice into this small village.

Originally, it was just to deceive other little girls' favor, but it turned out that this favor was won, and it was really a bit big!

In this troubled world, I am not afraid of treachery, I am afraid of this kind of "heartless fool", stupid to the point of this kind of "rotten good person", can I win the heart of a kind little girl, not to mention for the time being, at least this goodwill is going up!

Hua Mulan probably felt a little guilty, stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, quietly pulled the corner of Li Yuanba's clothes, and confessed in a low voice with an expression of "Brother Fool, you scold me":

"Brother Blackface, actually, I lied to you just now! You can't get this food back here for the time being......"

"But I promise that as long as you survive this year, when the harvest is good next year, the people in the village will find a way to return it to you! If you don't believe me, you can make an IOU! It's true! ”

Mulan's eyes were clear, and when she whispered these words, her eyes were full of firmness that did not belong to this age!

Li Yuanba grinned, just waiting for this little girl to come to a sentence, like the common scenes in ancient dramas, such as "promise by body", but he waited for a long time: There is no follow-up!

Seeing that this foolish brother didn't speak, Hua Mulan thought that she didn't believe herself, so she shouted directly into the village: "Uncles, aunts! The food just now was brought by this black-faced little brother, if you want to thank him, thank him! ”

In the blink of an eye, all the remnants of the entire village, nearly twenty or so people, all ran out!

Li Yuanba's scalp was numb, looking at this battle, he almost thought he was going to fight in a group? As a result, before the posture was opened, under the shouting of Lori Mulan and the leadership of an old village chief, only a sound of "bang-la-la" was heard.

More than a dozen people knelt on the ground: "Benefactor! O living bodhisattva who saves the suffering! ”

Li Yuanba is messy in the wind: the sky can be learned! I really don't want to be a saint, I just want to deceive a daughter-in-law!

As a result, Mulan made such a fuss? I'll go! Is this a hero?