Chapter 1 Bad Student Jiang Xiaoyu
It's so hot in summer, and it's upsetting to know that you can't stop screaming outside the window. It's so messy that I can't even hear the teacher's lecture on the podium, ah, I want to sleep. Squint for a while, just squint for a while, it shouldn't be discovered.
Zzzzzz~~
"Jiang Xiaoyu!"
"Here!"
"Jiang Xiaoyu, look at what you look like! Doze off in class?!"
Jiang Xiaoyu, who was sleeping in a daze and was about to meet the lover of his dreams, was startled by the sudden roll call. didn't care that there were still traces of saliva on his face, so he stood up directly. Because he slept too comfortably on the table, half of his face was wet with saliva, and when he stood up, half of his face was saliva, and his messy hairstyle instantly made him a laughing stock for the whole class.
The teacher's nose was crooked, but the more than 20 students in the class were smiling hard. It's just that because of the majesty of the head teacher, I don't dare to laugh out loud.
"Jiang Xiaoyu, let me ask you, when did the first emperor of the empire I just mentioned unify the country. ”
Jiang Xiaoyu scratched his head and asked tentatively, "The first year of the empire?"
This answer is perfect, because in terms of national legislation, the first emperor of the empire was indeed a unified state in the first year of the empire. But this is not the answer that the teacher wants at all.
"You~!you~!I'm talking about how many years ago. "The head teacher's nose is almost crooked.
"Then teacher, you asked me how many years ago, you can't ask me when. Our country has a law, and we have long abolished the old calendar and followed the new emperor's calendar. Jiang Xiaoyu said with a hippie smile, and the saliva marks on his face had not completely dried up.
"Okay, then let me ask you, how many years ago was that. Jiang Xiaoyu has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and the teacher knows that he can't win him if he is articulate.
"I'll do the math, this year is the sixty-seventh year of the fifth emperor, so if you push forward, one by one gets one, two hundred and eighty-six, three and eight ......"
"That's enough!" the teacher slapped the table angrily, and the stainless steel table was instantly slapped by the teacher.
"Wow~ Teacher, your Vajra palm has made progress again! Last time I made you angry, you were able to shoot a one-millimeter-deep palm mark on the stainless steel table, now look at this palm mark, at least a little five millimeters! Teacher, you are an old man talking about juvenile madness, and one palm makes the world move!" Jiang Xiaoyu slapped very applauded, applauding the progress of the teacher's skills.
Now the whole class couldn't help it, it was very hard to hold back laughter, but now the whole class simply burst into laughter. Several students staggered with laughter.
The teacher grabbed a handful of chalk and threw it.
The chalk that was thrown out seemed to have eyes, and a dozen or so chalk heads hit the foreheads of the dozen or so students who laughed most fiercely.
"Oops~"
"Ah~"
"Pain, pain, pain~"
The foreheads of the students who were hit by the chalk were all red, and everyone hugged their heads and cried out in pain. Originally, the teacher used the largest and thickest chalk to greet Jiang Xiaoyu, but at the moment when the chalk was about to hit his forehead, Jiang Xiaoyu instantly covered his forehead and grabbed the chalk in his hand by the way.
Jiang Xiaoyu lowered his head, drew a deep chalk mark on his forehead with chalk, and then hugged his forehead and pretended to be in pain.
"It hurts~ Teacher, your finger flicking power is getting more and more powerful. You've definitely improved your finger sync lately. I remember that you should have been the eighth grade of your fingers, and now your skills are at least at least the seventh grade of your fingers!" Jiang Xiaoyu covered his forehead and stretched out his thumb to praise the teacher's profound skills.
The teacher was all angry: "Jiang Xiaoyu, if you can use half of your sycophants to study, can I be so angry? My skills have improved? I have been angry with you for my skill improvement! You can't save me some snacks!"
"Ouch, teacher, you've wronged me. Do you think, if you didn't have me, would you have been able to improve your skills so quickly in the past three years? When I first came, you were only nine in the pinch, and now you are in the seventh. When I first arrived, your vajra palm left a mark on the steel with a depth of 0.5 mm, and now it's 1.5 mm. Conscience of heaven and earth, can you not know the hearts of good people. Jiang Xiaoyu swore to God that he was doing everything for the good of the teacher.
"You, you, oops, me off. The teacher stood on the podium and almost didn't catch his breath, he hurriedly clutched his chest and recited the mantra: "If the heart is clear, the sky will not fall." If the heart is clear, the sky will not fall...... "It took three seconds to swallow this breath."
"Teacher, your "Ice Heart" has also improved! Awesome, when I first came, it took you at least fifteen seconds to calm down, but now it's just three seconds. Jiang Xiaoyu stretched out his thumb and said with a look of adoration: "Why don't you talk about our Teacher Li Niu of Jiangcheng Academy." No one in the whole river city knows who doesn't know, they are all fifty years old, and their skills can be further improved. Bullish!
"Jiang Xiaoyu!" Teacher Li roared angrily, and the bulging wind swelled Jiang Xiaoyu's long hair in a mess, and even the bun of the balls representing the students on his head was blown away. The classmates sitting in the front row of him also suffered, and several classmates were also blown out of their hairstyles. Then I hurriedly fixed my hair. After all, the cloak is very indecent, and the gentleman is heavy, which includes the appearance. Girls are okay, boys must not wear hair outside, otherwise they will be treated as beggars or homeless people without tutors.
"Get out of here and run me around the academy for fifty laps!"
"Okay, isn't it fifty laps? Meaningless, Mr. Li, look at me, I'll go back when I go. ”
"Don't use light skills!" Teacher Li said this, which scared Jiang Xiaoyu's legs and stomach trembling.
The corners of Jiang Xiaoyu's mouth twitched: "Teacher Li, what a big hatred." As for ......"
"Get out of here!"
"Okay...... ......."
"Get out of here!"
"Hey, I know that Mr. Li has a good heart. No one in Jiangcheng knows who doesn't know, but Teacher Li of Jiangcheng Academy has the best and softest heart. ”
Teacher Li looked at Jiang Xiaoyu and smiled: "Do you really think so?"
"Uh-huh!" Jiang Xiaoyu was the same as a nodding doll.
"Huh. Xu Qingqing, you memorize the history of the empire. Jiang Xiaoyu, you are standing here right now and listening to me. Teacher Li glanced at Jiang Xiaoyu lightly.
Okay, isn't it just standing and listening to the lecture? Meaningless, at most I don't sleep. At least it's better than running fifty laps around the academy without using light work. Although the academy is not big, it takes nearly a kilometer to run a lap! If you don't use light work, it will be tiring. The most important thing is that if you don't use light work, you can't catch up with your time. I still have a mess to do after school.
Xu Qingqing, who was named by Teacher Li to stand up, was a girl with a bun representing the students on her head, and the bun was wrapped in a piece of white silk and tied with a red ribbon, so there was no danger of being messed up.
The moon-white student caftan is probably the ugliest clothing design in the whole empire, which is not called clothes, it is completely wrapped around two buckets of water. But wearing a school uniform designed with a bucket, it is still difficult to hide Xu Qingqing's graceful appearance.
The lips opened lightly.
"Six hundred and thirty years ago, the empire was in a state of disintegration. The large and small are divided into a total of twelve countries, and the countries are constantly fighting each other. The war has lasted for more than 500 years, and it is known as the "Warring States Period". At that time, the people of the entire empire were living in war and panic, because the country was in chaos and war, so in the history of more than 500 years, countless martial arts sects and family lords were born. ”
"Maybe they are trying to protect themselves, or maybe they are seeking opportunities to get ahead in the troubled times, these martial arts sects and family gates have also chosen to stand in line or stand on their own. During this period, the martial arts of the rivers and lakes were also constantly tempered because of the war. Martial arts strong people emerge in endlessly, and the rivers and lakes of this era are known as the "High Martial Era" in history. Of course, there are also those that are called the era of chaos. Because at that time, everyone learned martial arts for only one purpose, and that was to kill people, or not to be killed. ”
"Swordsmen and swordsmen are all over the world, killing one person in ten steps, and not leaving a line for thousands of miles. [One body turned to fight three thousand miles, and one sword was once a million soldiers] The martial arts giant is not uncommon. But in the troubled times, the people are not able to make a living. According to historical records, although the largest of the twelve kingdoms at that time occupied nearly one-fifth of the land of the empire today, the population was only more than 5 million. For a population of five million, there must be a million soldiers. The people of the whole country are fighting wars except for cultivating the fields. ”
Teacher Li nodded when he heard this, Xu Qingqing is still a good learner, and he can derive a lot of things.
"Xu Qingqing, don't stop. Go on. ”
"Hmm. At that time, the total population of the twelve countries of the empire was only 22 million. The sheer size of this population is staggering, and it is not as large as the population of one of the current empire's canals. And Canghai Dao is just one of the thirteen Dao Dao of the Empire. ”
"Six hundred and thirty years ago, the first emperor of the empire, His Majesty Li Zihang, was born. With his supreme martial arts talent, he has mastered the strengths of hundreds of schools. And shouted the slogan of Juntian Fu and Bo Servant, and started the great cause of raising the royal road in Xinxiang, the capital of today. ”
"It pioneered the unification of weights and measures, the unification of taxes, and the unification of standards. And reversed the form of the dominance of the world's martial arts, and at the same time began to seek people with the ability to govern the country and secure the country in the troubled times. His Majesty's quote [You need to manage your fist with your head, not your head with your fist]. Many of the rural relics who were not welcomed by His Majesty were put into his bag one by one. His Majesty listed the Legalists, the Scholars, the Calligraphers, the Workers, the Farmers, the Miscellaneous Families, the Doctors, the Historians, and the Martial Artists as the Nine Masters of the World. It ended the phenomenon of the world's exclusive martial arts and despised other learning. ”
"His Majesty the First Emperor is ingenious, and with his unbridled ideas, he broke through the originally dark Warring States Period. In the Thirty Years of Unification War, His Majesty wiped out Qi, Chu, Yan, Dai, Han and other countries. At the same time, it managed all the martial arts sects and family gate valves in a unified manner. In addition, he collected the world's martial arts and knowledge, and created the most magnificent and precious imperial library in the history of mankind in Xinxiang, the imperial capital, which is respected by the world as a miracle in the world. ”
"And Your Majesty improved the school system of the world, and set up academies in every city under heaven. From Mongolian to middle school, everything is taught. And the design integrates martial arts into production and life, His Majesty's famous quote [Martial arts and technology are the first productive forces!]"
"At the same time, with the Imperial Library as the core, His Majesty created the highest academic institution in the Empire [Taixue Academy]. It is intended to cultivate the talents of the pillars of the empire. All the Taixue institutions in the empire are gathered in Xinxiang, the imperial capital, and the twenty-four Taixue are the highest institutions in the empire. Saying this, Xu Qingqing's eyes flashed with longing.
"Being able to enter 24 schools is the lifelong pursuit of my generation. ”
Teacher Li nodded with satisfaction when he heard this: "Xu Qingqing is right, sit down." I know that many of you want to enter the Twenty-Four Academy, but I need to pour cold water on you here, the Twenty-Four Academy is not so easy to enter. The empire has thirteen provinces, and the population is not more than hundreds of millions. However, each of the 24 institutions admits only 2,000 students each year, and the 24 institutions only enroll a total of 48,000 students. Thinking of entering this Taixue is like walking a single-plank bridge with thousands of troops. If one of our Jiangcheng Academy can enter the Taixue Academy, even if your mountain chief and I die the next day after getting the news, we will all be happy!"
"Don't, teacher, you have to live a hundred years. Jiang Xiaoyu slapped a sycophant at the right time: "You can't die if I was admitted to Taixue that day, you still have to come to eat my Longmen banquet!"
"You get out and run for me! Sixty laps, don't use light work!"
Smack! I deserve to be cheap!
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