On November 30 of the second year of Chuping, two days after Fu Wan and Cai Yong arrived in Chang'an, all the envoys from all over the country arrived, namely Zhuge Xuan and Mi Zhu, the envoys of Liu Beijun from Xuzhou, Tian Feng and Fu Zhu of Yuan Shaojun, Guo Jia and Zao Yi of Cao Cao's army, Wang Qi of Wang Kuangjun, Chen Ji of Yuan Shujun, Cai Mao and Yi of Liu Biao, Zhang Ren and Fa Zheng of Liu Yanjun, Cheng Pu and Zhang Zhao of Sun Jianjun, and even Shixie and Yan Baihu of Jiangdong who were far away in Jiaozhou sent envoys and offered heavy gifts one after another. Thank you for your grace in the Tiger Prison Pass, or congratulate Mrs. Dong for having a noble son.

Of course, Kang Peng knew that among each of their teams, swallows had been planted, and even the messengers sent by Wang Kuang, Yuan Shu, Liu Biao and others planned to use to seize the good seeds, Kang Peng already knew that he was not far from ten, but Guo Jia, Zhuge Xuan and Tian Feng were not at all talkative, so that Kang Peng couldn't figure out what means they were going to use for a while. But Kang Peng was not in a hurry, those seeds were already hidden in the cellar, and the only entrance and exit were heavily guarded by the trap camp and the Flying Bear Army, and no one could reach them without his orders. Although he knew that these people did not have good intentions, but he still had to do it on face, first let Lu Su take them to visit Chang'an City and the army drill, to make enough face, and that night, Kang Peng held a banquet at home to entertain envoys from all over the world, and led the civil officials and military officials to wash the dust for them to show their gratitude.

I didn't want the banquet to start yet, and even outside the Dong Mansion, Lu Bu, who was colliding head-on, had a conflict with Guo Jia first, Lu Bu grabbed Guo Jia's collar, lifted him up like an eagle catching a chicken, and asked viciously: "Good boy, dare enough, you still dare to come to Chang'an?" ”

In the face of the fury of the world's number one general, Guo Jia can still do it without changing his face and heartbeat, Guo Jia smiled: "Dare to ask Wen Hou, what did the villain do wrong?" Why don't you dare to come to Chang'an? Zao Yi was taken aback, and hurriedly went into the house to find Kang Peng, so as not to have an accident.

"You still dare to talk back?" Lu Bu was even more furious, carrying Guo Jia's neck and throwing it around, "You used the pseudonym Longyi in Luoyang, deceived my stepmother's trust, rescued Cao Cao's dog thief, and burned down the Luoyang granary, almost starving hundreds of thousands of victims to death, all kinds of evil deeds, I don't kill you, I'm sorry for my father-in-law!" I'm sorry for the people of Limin! ”

"Wen Hou's words are wrong." Guo Jia said coldly: "The two armies are fighting, they are deceitful, each is its master, Guo Jia mixed into Luoyang under a pseudonym to rescue the lord, Taishi and Wenhou were fooled, it was not Guo Jia who was cunning, but Taishi and Wenhou were stupid, how to blame Guo Jia's head?" ”

Lu Bu was speechless for a while, but he was even more angry, and shouted: "How do you explain the burning of the granary? For the sake of Cao Cao's dog's life, do you want to take the lives of hundreds of thousands of victims? The sound was so loud that the eardrums of others buzzed.

"The food is not burned by our army." Guo Jia said lightly: "Guo Jia also knows that burning grain is the biggest blow to Taishi, but this trick is too damaging, and if you use it, you will lose Shouyuan, and besides, burning grain can't move a cold hair of Taishi, but it only suffers those innocent people, so our army didn't burn food." ”

Lu Bu's eyes widened, and he stared at Guo Jia for a long time, "You really didn't burn it?" I'm afraid you don't dare to admit it now. ”

Guo Jia smiled and closed his eyes silently, but Lu Bu had no way to deal with him for a while. At this time, Kang Peng had already heard the letter, "My son is Fengxian, Mr. Fengxiao is a guest from afar, and he is not allowed to be rude to Mr. ”

When Lu Bu saw that his righteous father was coming, he didn't dare to talk back, and put Guo Jia down with hatred, "Father-in-law, the child just wants to settle the account of burning grain with him, and has no other intentions." ”

Guo Jia remained silent, gently dusted off the dust on his clothes, bowed down and saluted Kang Peng: "Xiaosheng Guo Jia has seen the Taishi, and he will say hello to the Taishi." ”

Kang Peng was full of smiles, and he was as affectionate as seeing a relative to Guo Jia, personally helped Guo Jia up, pulled him and said: "I have heard Mr. Gao Cai for a long time, I just hate to see him, I don't know that Mr. is Long Yi in the past, Long Yi is Mr., where I am sluggish, I hope that Mr. Haihan." ”

Guo Jiagang wanted to say a kind word, but Kang Peng preemptively said: "Mr. Tianxing came to Chang'an today to join the prime minister, Mr. Wude, it is really like a fish in water, a long drought is a rain, from now on, the prime minister can ask Mr. for advice sooner or later." After speaking, Kang Peng laughed, as if the top military division of the Three Kingdoms in front of him had already belonged to him.

Guo Jia was taken aback, and was caught off guard by Kang Peng, saying in his heart that there is such a subordinate in the world? Guo Jia hurriedly explained: "Taishi, Guo Jia is here to say hello to Taishi on behalf of General Cao, the general of Zhendong, not to defect to Taishi. ”

"The same, the same." Kang Peng smiled even more happily, "General Cao is an important minister of the Han Dynasty, and his official position is above General Cao. Kang Peng didn't care whether Guo Jiale was unhappy or not, laughed and pulled Guo Jia home.

Kang Peng was laughing, but Guo Jia had a sad face, he never dreamed that Dong Zhuo would be so shameless that he would not beat or scold himself, but used official authority to force himself to change the court, but it was completely in line with the law. If Dong Zhuozhen used the reputation of the imperial court to force himself to stay in Chang'an, what would he do?

As soon as he entered the gate, Guo Jia was taken aback again, in the courtyard of the Dong Mansion, for some reason, a huge altar was erected, nine feet high, divided into three layers, each floor was three feet high, one hundred and twenty Taoist children dressed up in flags and banners, twenty-eight Taoist children stood on the lower floor on all sides as the elephant of the green dragon, Xuanwu, white tiger and Vermilion Bird, in order to respond to the twenty-eight nights; Sixty-four yellow flags are planted on the middle floor, standing in eight positions according to the sixty-four hexagrams; On the upper floor, there are four people, each holding an incense burner sword, and they are divided into four corners; The remaining twenty-four people are divided into treasure covers, halberds, Changge, and vermilion flags, and surround all sides. Rao is Guo Jia is well-informed, full of poetry and history, astronomy, geography, and can't guess what Dong Zhuo is going to do.

Kang Peng saw his doubts, smiled secretly in his belly, and said in his heart that your Guo Jia's knowledge is similar to Zhou Yu more than ten years later, and the little pig used this trick to coax Xiao Zhou around, and today I borrowed it to coax you and the little pig's own uncle.

Kang Peng didn't explain, and pulled Guo Jia straight into the hall, the guests in the hall were almost all there, and dozens of Eight Immortal Tables were full of guests from all over the world. The taxi merchants in Chang'an have taken advantage of Kang Peng's rule for a year, and they are all grateful to Kang Peng.

After the guest and host sat down, first Cai Wenji took Dong Peng out to thank the guests, although Dong Peng is the second son, but Kang Peng has set him up as a sister-in-law to show favor, so Princess Anyang for Dong Lao's eldest son Dong Yi is ranked after Dong Peng, fortunately, Dong Yi is smart and sensible, he can babble in four months, and he can be called 'father and mother' at the age of half a year. In the end, Xiu'er took Kang Peng's fourth son, Dong Ping, to accept everyone's congratulations.

These envoys and wealthy businessmen in Shilin are all old and sophisticated people, and they have long found out who Kang Peng's favorite son is, and they all gave the most valuable gifts to Cai Wenji's mother and son, and said all the good things, and then the mother and son of Princess Pingyang and Xiu'er mother and son, which were also polite words, but they were much colder to Princess Anyang's mother and son, and the gifts they gave were lighter than those of Xiu'er's mother and son, who were born in commoners, and sent them away with a few words of congratulations.

Princess Anyang couldn't see the snobbery of these people, her heart was dripping blood, and she smiled on her face to thank her, but she was very reluctant. Kang Peng didn't notice Princess Anyang's expression at all, he only thought about how to use these people to achieve his own goals and get the most benefits.

Not long after, the guests congratulated Kang Peng's several wives and sons, Kang Peng asked the wives to step down, ordered the banquet to open, I don't know how Kang Peng did it, usually the banquet is a servant or maid to serve the food, but today is a team of armored warriors with a plate of hand, after the wine and food are delivered, they do not leave, but stand around with a halberd, standing still, so that the guests are surprised.

Kang Peng pretended not to see the surprise of the guests, and enthusiastically pointed to the dishes one by one and introduced: "Gentlemen, please see, this is the divine melon, the color is like rouge, the soup is clear, and its sweetness is like honey; This is the steamed bun made by the god rice, which is fragrant and delicious, full and hungry, and is really a treasure given to us by God; This is a divine fruit, which can be cooked by frying, stir-frying, and has an excellent taste. Kang Peng smiled again: "It's a pity that this year to keep the god rice god fruit, now each person can only taste a little, until next year, and then invite you to Chang'an to eat a large piece." ”

Guo Jia and the others were surprised and delighted, before they came, they had already prepared to go through a lot of hardships to see the true face of the divine rice and the divine fruit, but they didn't expect Dong Zhuo to be so generous, and directly brought the divine rice and divine fruit in front of them and let them watch and taste them.

After tasting Kang Peng's two old men, they glanced at each other, and shouted cheekily: "Virtuous son-in-law, I don't know what the divine rice divine fruit itself looks like, how about asking the virtuous son-in-law to take a look?" ”

Cai Yong echoed: "Yes, I waited here, although I tasted the delicacy of the divine rice divine fruit, but I did not see the appearance of the divine rice divine fruit, please take it from the virtuous son-in-law, let me wait and see, and I have fulfilled my life's wish." As soon as they spoke, the envoys of the other princes immediately understood, and immediately echoed their words, asking Kang Peng to take the original and look at it.

"Not busy, not busy." Kang Peng laughed and raised his glass and said: "The two fathers-in-law and the gentlemen came thousands of miles to congratulate the dogs, and they were very grateful. The matter of the god rice and the divine fruit, I will talk about it later, and I will talk about it again. After speaking, Kang Peng drank it all, and everyone was helpless, so they had to raise their glasses.

After three rounds of wine, although the cups and lamps on the seat are staggered, everyone has their own hearts, they are all smiling and not smiling, the scene is really cold, Kang Peng seems to be very dissatisfied, and makes a look at Zhao Yun, Zhao Yun immediately got up and said: "Gentlemen, it is boring to drink dry during the banquet, and the last general is willing to dance the sword for the pleasure of the gentlemen." ”

Everyone shuddered, and a thought popped up in their hearts at the same time - Hongmen Banquet! But here, Zhao Yun didn't care whether everyone agreed or not, he drew his sword and danced alone in the banquet, gradually approaching Zhuge Xuan, and wrote a song: "My husband is a meritorious person in the world, and his meritorious service is comforting his life." I will be drunk, I will be drunk and moan! When he sang the word "Yin", Zhao Yun had already danced to the side of Zhuge Xuanxi, and suddenly swung his sword at the red candle on Zhuge Xuanxi.

"Crackling" a few sounds, and Zhuge Xuan's table of people were so frightened that people turned over on their backs, cups and bowls were scattered on the ground, although Zhuge Xuan sat upright, but he was also pale with fright, and after a while, Zhuge Xuan said: "General Zilong, what does this mean?" ”

Zhao Yun smiled silently, stretched out his two fingers to clip the red candle, one by one, it turned out that just now, the red candle had been cut into seven by Zhao Yun, and the candlelight was not extinguished.

"Good! Good swordsmanship! Good martial arts! After a long time, all the guests reacted, and everyone applauded and praised Zhao Yun's swordsmanship and martial arts.

Lu Bu couldn't hold back here, and shouted, "What is that? Look at mine. Drawing his sword and striding in front of Guo Jiaxi, he slashed a sword at the red candle on the table, the candlelight was not extinguished, but the red candle and the table of the eight immortals were slowly divided into two halves, and the candlelight was also divided into two halves, and fell to the ground with a crackle. There was another earth-shattering cheer.

Guo Jia was silent, and he was applauding, but he was wondering in his heart, what is the purpose of Dong Thief's subordinates to perform this scene in front of us? At this time, Kang Peng stumbled over, he obviously drank too much, and he couldn't speak clearly, Kang Peng took Lu Bu and Zhao Yun's hands, "Gentlemen, the general of the true phase, is the martial arts high or not?" ”

"Wenhou martial arts, invincible in the world!" Everyone said in unison: "General Zilong is a hero, and it is rare to meet an opponent in the world." ”

Kang Peng walked to the wall again, patted the soldier on the shoulder and asked, "The sergeant of the true appearance, is it quite majestic?" ”

"The army of the Taishi, be a bear and a tiger!"

Kang Peng laughed, raised a finger, shook his head and asked, "The army visited our army today, how is the military strength of our army?" ”

"The soldiers are strong and the horses are strong, and there is no match in the world!"

Kang Peng smiled, grabbed a wine glass and smashed it hard, scaring everyone into a dispossession, thinking that Dong Zhuo's saber and axe were about to start cutting people. Who knew that Kang Peng shouted: "The generals are brave, the soldiers are strong, and there is no shortage of food, grass and ordnance, who in the world dares to be?" ”

The envoys of the princes were all pale, their legs trembled, and at this time Jia Xu stood up, went to help Kang Peng, and smiled at everyone: "Don't blame you, the master is in a happy mood and drunk. But Kang Peng was still pointing his fingers and scolding there, "From now on, whoever dares to make the prime minister unhappy for a while, the prime minister will make him unhappy for the rest ......of his life."

Guo Jia and Zhuge Xuan understood that this was Dong Zhuo demonstrating to the princes, and from now on, no one was allowed to provoke him, otherwise the consequences would be serious. Although Guo Jia and Zhuge Xuan scoffed at Dong Zhuo's small actions, Zhang Lu and Liu Yan, who were next to Dong Zhuojun, were frightened and secretly made up their minds that if they could go back alive this time, they must persuade the lord not to provoke Dong thieves in the future.

Jia Xu helped Kang Peng back to his seat, and then turned his head and smiled at everyone: "The gentlemen are far away, Jia Xu gave a small gift to the gentlemen on behalf of the Taishi, chatted with thanks, and asked the gentlemen not to refuse." ”

Please see the next chapter, "Dong Boss Makeup God"