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The six evil words here are very good, telling this story in a vivid way, fast and slow, ups and downs, quite a bit of the storyteller's style. Wu Guide, Siguo, Five Ghosts and Li Baideng were all fascinated and became listeners in the audience. Then, after a meal, the six evils knocked on the side of the pot as a waking wood, and after the sound of 'oosh', they opened their mouths again and said: "The above book said that Jiuyun Valley is hairless, and there is no bad wheat in three cuts. The old son of the emperor, Li Longji, saw that this maid girl was exquisitely jade, like a hibiscus out of the water, he got up to the heart of lust, and used some despicable means, taking advantage of the dark night and high wind, deceived the maid to the side palace, and wanted to make a bully hard bow. ”

"Let's not talk nonsense, the book continues to be tasted. As the saying goes, half-starved and half-full peach blossoms, dead eats chrysanthemums and yellow chrysanthemums. said that it was too late and that was fast, just when the lights and candles were triggered, and the emperor Lao'er pounced, the maid was clever, stepped on the jade steps, turned sharply, and evaded it with lightning speed. ”

"But who would have expected that nine out of ten plums are sour, and nine out of ten officials are greedy. Before this servant girl was deceived into the side palace, a eunuch and eunuch slave actually played tricks in secret, and drank a cup of ecstasy soup and wine for her to eat. Today, there is no one in the side hall of the side palace, and the lights are shining in the sand river night and night, although the maid said that she reprimanded and dodged it, but in this moment, the ecstasy soup and wine have an effect. In the blink of an eye, the servant girl felt that the world was spinning, and she staggered and fell to the ground. Seeing this, the emperor Lao'er hurriedly stepped forward to catch it, hugged it in his arms, and walked to the bed of all evils. ”

At this point in the book, the six evils suddenly pretended to sell the guanzi mysteriously, and stopped the following wonderful words. Although Li Bai didn't listen to many books, he knew from the classics that when those storytellers pinched the words like this, the layman meant that it was time to collect money. Normally, at such a critical moment, a disciple, or a small-heeled Bannu, would be sent out, carrying a gong and a hammer, carrying a bag on his chest, and being beaten and circled around the stage on Thursday. After all, this storyteller is also a human being, and he also has to eat. Three melons and two dates are not disliked, come from all over the world to get together, there is money to hold the money field, there is no money to hold the people, the way, there is also the way.

The Six Evils somehow learned this storytelling skill, but when they were different from him, the only listeners were Wu Guide, Four Pots, Five Ghosts and Li Bai. Therefore, as soon as he sold it like this, Deng caused several people to itch and feel unbearable, and they wanted to know the later transcript soon. So, Wu Gui reached out and grabbed a handful of snow, pinched it into a ball, threw it into the arms of the six evils, and urged: "Give!" This is a reward, hurry up and tell the rest of the story, or I'll beat you! ”

"Gotcha!" The six evils are happy, and said: "The book continues from the above, as the saying goes, it is good, the east wind is raining, the east wind is clear, and the east wind is not working." Just when his emperor Lao Er stripped off his clothes and was about to have fun, suddenly, through the candle and wax flame, he saw that the palace sand on the arm of this servant girl was gone. ”

"Wow!" Siguo was suddenly startled and asked: "The woman that the emperor has taken a fancy to can actually be taken first?" ”

"Not really!" The six evils lay comfortably in the pot and said: "Shougong sand is a symbol of chastity for women in the world, and the emperor Lao Er promised himself the Son of Heaven, and when he saw that this maid was no longer a virgin, he was furious and almost died of anger. The previous moment was like a fire, but this moment it was like a cold water pouring, and it was sluggish, alas! ”

"And then?" The five ghosts became interested and asked, "What happened later?" That old emperor, Li Longji, did he do this servant? I just want to hear something wonderful, I don't want to hear you talk nonsense. ”

"Fifth Senior Brother, tsk." The six evils laughed and said, "Aren't you a self-proclaimed literati and inkman? How can you be so interested in such a dirty thing? Aren't you afraid that the saints in your books will teach you? ”

"I'm happy, I'm happy, I want you to take care of it?" The five ghosts said: "Hurry up and tell me the story later, don't be playing tricks with me, otherwise!" Hum! Hello to you at night! ”

"Shhh Although the pot was hot and the body was warm, the six evils couldn't help but shudder after hearing the words of the five ghosts. Suddenly, he said, "Okay, Senior Brother, just say it, I'm afraid of you." At this point, the six evils breathed a sigh of relief before continuing: "That old emperor is furious, and he can't wait to kill this servant girl, as well as the person who is the first to ascend. But when I saw that this maid was really born with exquisite fairy jade, she was extremely good-looking, so she was a little reluctant. As soon as he put on his clothes, and after pondering for a while, he summoned the eunuch and the eunuch to wake up the maidservant, and wanted to ask who dared to compete with him. As a result, this is just a matter of asking, and when he asked, the emperor Lao'er was so angry that he vomited blood and fainted for three whole days. ”

"What's wrong?" Guide Wu asked curiously: "It's not strange that the maid has a husband, how angry is his emperor?" ”

"Third Senior Brother, this is a bad word." Six evils: "As the saying goes, dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to wind, and natural mice will make holes." Although the emperor's methods are despicable and shameful, it seems that he really likes this servant. Thinking about it, since this maid can't be the queen of the country, she can also be a concubine. So, I wanted to ask clearly, and then secretly sent someone to kill the maid's mistress, who was extremely young and old, and after erasing all traces, he took the maid for himself. Unexpectedly, this servant girl doesn't have a family, and she doesn't have a lover! ”

"How is this possible?" Five ghosts: "Didn't you let people wipe the palace sand?" How can you not have a lover? ”

"Ahem! Fifth Senior Brother, you don't know anything! "Six evils:"As the saying goes, it is good, this woman, you can't be too good-looking, otherwise you will be bitten by bees." ”

"Anthracene?" Li Bai was stunned: "How do you understand this?" ”

"Ahem! This servant girl was born too good-looking, so she got into trouble. "Six evils:"It turned out that before she entered the palace, she was ruined by a few wicked people. ”

"Poor!" Li Bai: "This maid is so pitiful!" ”

"Little junior brother, this is not very pitiful, the pitiful is still to come!" Six evils: "The emperor is also affectionate and righteous, he didn't feel disgusted when he heard that this servant girl was ruined, and asked her to tell the appearance of those wicked people, and then personally sent someone to avenge him, arrested him back to the palace, and cut him with a thousand knives." And guess what? The people who spoiled this handmaid turned out to be a few beggars! ”

"Beggars?" Five ghosts: "Such a delicate fairy jade woman was ruined by a few beggars?" Are you sure you're not mistaken? ”

"Of course you're not mistaken!" Six evils: "When the emperor heard that it was a few beggars who had ruined this servant, his chest was full of blood, his eyes rolled and his feet kicked him, and he fainted with a 'poof', and almost returned to the world." ”

"And then?" Li Bai: "What happened later?" Can this servant girl take revenge? Can the emperor become her final destination? ”

"Little junior brother, as the saying goes, 'under the whole world, it is nothing more than gold, wood, water, fire and earth', but if you want to find a beggar, it is like fishing for a urinal in a haystack, how can it be so easy to say that you can find it?" Six Evils: "As for this fate, it is even more difficult to mention, how can the emperor marry a woman who has been touched by a beggar?" If you don't kill her, you'll be worthy of her! ”

"Alas!" Five ghosts: "How could such a delicate woman be ruined by others?" Or a beggar? Convoluted! It's incomprehensible! ”

"Yes! It's so incomprehensible! Siguo: "I really don't know if this god is blind to the dog's eyes, alas! I hate you, God! ”

"That's true! This god is purely blind to the eyes of a dog, and he actually called such a delicate woman to fall into the dirty hands of those beggars? It's unreasonable! Wu guide: "Alas! In vain, I Wu Guide is clean and self-conscious, and I have been single for 3,000 years and have never touched a woman. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, in the end, I was not even as good as a beggar, ashamed! What a shame! ”

Hearing these words, Li Bai suddenly remembered that dream, the dream of Wu Gui marrying Li Yueyuan. Deng, suddenly straightened up, stared at Wu Guide with strange eyes, and wondered in his heart. Seeing that, Wu Guidao thought that there were grains of rice on his face, and after carefully wiping it with his hand, he asked, "Little junior brother, what are you doing with this look?" ”

"Didn't do much!" Li Bai: "I'm thinking about one thing!" ”

"Whatever!" Guide Wu: "What's the matter?" ”

"Senior brother!" Li Bai: "You married my little sister!" ”

"Little sister? What kind of junior brother do you say? Do you have a little sister? Wu Guidao suddenly straightened up from the pot and gushed: "Talk about it, talk about it!" Your little sister is your own sister? Cousin? Or a righteous sister? How old is Nian Fang? Are you married? Can you have a favorite Langjun? If not, cough cough, little junior brother, what do you think of me? Decent enough, right? As the saying goes, the building near the water gets the moon first, and that's even coming, oh remember! It is called that the fertilizer water does not flow into the fields of outsiders. So little junior brother, cheap junior brother, can I do it? Senior brother, I've only been single for 3,000 years, and I'm lonely! Emptiness! Lonely! ”

"Alas!" Looking at Guide Wu like this, Li Bai couldn't help sighing, and didn't rush to answer, but muttered: "I really don't understand why my little sister fell in love with you?" Alas! Incomprehensible, incomprehensible! ”

"Little junior brother, what are you muttering? Talk about it, talk about it. "Guide Wu is so anxious, if it weren't for the heavy snow here and the cold weather, he would have rushed to Li Bai's approach.

"Senior Brother Guide, you don't have to think about how old you are, no matter how old you are, you can't even be an old man who doesn't even know how long you've lived." Li Bai: "But my little sister was born with a country and a city, and if you want to come to this world, I'm afraid there are only two people who can compare with my little sister!" ”

"Two?" Five ghosts: "Which two?" ”

"The first one, it's my mother." Li Bai: "The second one is my mother's sister, my sister." ”

"What?" The four pots were stunned: "Little junior brother, your mother's sister, yes!" Is it your sister? ”

"That's right!" Li Bai: "What's the matter?" ”

"Nope!" Siguo frowned: "I feel a little messy for some reason, I can't figure out how your mother became your eldest sister?" How did your father become your brother-in-law? ”

"Fourth Senior Brother, there's nothing to figure out." Li Bai: "The ins and outs of the matter, is it like this......"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Suddenly, before Li Bai finished speaking, Wu Gui interrupted and said hurriedly: "Little junior brother, don't talk about the eldest brother-in-law, hurry, quickly talk about your little sister who has fallen into the country and the city." ”

"Third Senior Brother, I didn't say you!" Five ghosts: "Can you be a little more reserved?" Don't be so hungry? ”

"Three thousand years!" Guide Wu: "Three thousand years! ”

"Brother Guide who doesn't matter." Six evils: "As the saying goes, it is said well, the gods fart and are extraordinary." Look at me, now I look older than the master, and the master and his old man look like they are only forty or fifty at most, and what about me? Seventy or eighty! I was also infected with the strange disease of this old single child, haven't I touched a woman for decades? So Brother Gui, as the saying goes, what kind of bird are you when a bat has chicken feathers on its body? Aren't all of you lying down in the fire that burned the bamboo forest, and the black pressed a bare pole? ”

"That's it, you're a fart for 3,000 years?" The five ghosts also suddenly straightened up and said, "The fourth senior brother and I are both six thousand years old!" Have you ever been proud? Is there one? ”

"Roll the calves!" Wu Dao was furious and reprimanded: "Haven't you had a bad relationship with the fourth child? I've even touched a woman. What about me? It's been 3,000 years, and you haven't even pulled a woman's hand? Can you compare with me? Can you? ”

"What if you touch it? What if you pull it? The five ghosts also suddenly became angry, and reprimanded loudly: "Didn't you still have the prairie on your head and be abducted in the end?" As he spoke, he glared at the four pots next to him: "Did you say yes, Lao Jing." ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Siguo woke up like a dream, and hurriedly echoed, saying: "I think it's better to eat stewed bullwhip with flat vegetables tonight, boiled loach with bullwhip, and boiled flat cabbage with loach, make up for it!" ”

"Get out!" Guide Wu: "Three thousand years! 3,000 years! Can you not be hungry and thirsty? Can you? ”

"Gotta gotta stop, stop, stop!" The five ghosts waved their hands again and again to stop, and their faces were full of complexity. Suddenly, he said to Li Bai: "Little junior brother, come, you tell him first, tell him to listen!" Alas! He's terrible! ”

"Okay!" Li Bai lay in the pot, very helpless, and said: "Senior brother guide, senior brother may be about to disappoint you, I am actually not a little sister, it is just a dream, a dream that is often repeated." ”

"Dreams?" Wu Gui was suddenly extremely disappointed, but after only a turn, he said confidently: "Then it doesn't matter, I am going to make a decision on your little sister." You'd better hurry up and listen, why don't I marry her in my dream tonight, crackling? Hey, hey, hey! ”

"Senior Brother Guide!" Li Bai put his hand on the side of the pot to make a pillow, and said unhurriedly: "Yes, in that dream, you did marry my little sister!" ”

"Wow!" Guide Wu: "Really? Didn't lie to me? ”

"Seriously! I kid you not! Li Bai: "But! ”

"But what, but?" Wu Guidao's face was full of impatience, and he urged like a wolf and a tiger: "Speak quickly, don't grind and chirp, but what?" ”

"But!" Li Bai was still a little hesitant: "But before you are about to marry my little sister, senior brother, you were burned to death by a sudden fire!" ”

"......" Wu Guide: "......"