Chapter 536: A Good Show
Seeing that Lu Li's face was not good, An Xiabai squeezed his hand and said in a low voice, Otherwise, let's go!
Just as they got up to leave, a "reward" came into their ears.
"Lord Liu rewarded Miss Magnolia with three hundred taels of silver, and Miss Magnolia thanked Lord Liu!"
immediately won the applause of the whole house, but stunned the emperor and queen. They looked at each other tacitly, then returned to their seats.
"I seem to be more interested and want to continue listening." Lu Li said, the corners of his mouth on one side rose slightly.
"That's what I mean." An Xia Bai replied.
In this way, they stayed here and continued to listen to the drunkenness of the concubine.
After about half an hour, the play was finally sung. After thanking the audience, the corner on the stage also stepped down.
Then the one who was carried back was the big guy Liu who everyone said.
The husband and wife also stood up and went backstage, but Xiao Er, who didn't know each other, stopped them.
"Little brother, we came all the way to listen to Miss Yulan's play. So I'm sorry for you to be accommodating, let us see Miss Yu Lan. ”
An Xiabai is an extremely flexible person, she took out a white dangling silver and stuffed it into the waist of the shopkeeper.
"Okay, then you can go, hurry up, don't disturb Lord Liu." As he spoke, he waved his hand at An Xiabai and his wife in disgust, and then quickly took out the silver on his waist and bit it with his teeth.
The couple frowned at each other, and then walked backstage as well.
"Lord Liu, I said it, you don't sell your body if you don't sell yourself, don't be like this." Before they could get backstage, they heard a girl inside.
"Miss Magnolia, I spent a lot of money to support you, don't waste my sincerity!" Later, it was a man who spoke, and his voice sounded a little excited.
"Thank you Lord Liu for your love, but Yulan really can't bear it. If Lord Lei feels sorry for your money, I can give it back to you. ”
The girl, whose name was Magnolia, went to the dresser and rummaged through her drawer, ready to take out the money and return it to him.
"Miss Magnolia is really joking, how can there be any reason to get the money sent back? Besides, I really like the Magnolia girl. And with me, you don't have to sing here, just concentrate on singing alone for me at home. When the time comes, I will let you enjoy the glory and riches. You look at those perverts in the audience every day, and you are drooling when you look at you, don't you feel disgusting? ”
An Xiabai felt disgusted when she heard his words, just now she clearly saw that this Lord Liu had a fat head and big ears, and before he entered the house, his stomach went first, he was simply a legendary obscene and greasy man.
"Lord Liu, I'm still young, and I don't plan to get married yet. Also, I'm from a humble birth and don't deserve you, so don't beat my mind. ”
Seeing that Yulan refused no matter what he said, Lord Liu was a little annoyed and angry.
"Aren't you just a joke, what are you angry about? I tell you, the official is willing to hold you, you are a horn, but as long as the official steps on you, you can fall into the eighteen layers of hell. You don't have a face to you, do you know how many girls want to climb on the official's bed, and the official kicks them down? So, you'd better obey me. ”
Hearing this, An Xiabai was already disgusted, and the disgusting degree was the same as when she was pregnant with Xiao Ping'an.
"How can this be true? He can say such filthy words. Lu Li, who was eavesdropping on the side, was already so angry that he clenched his fists at this time, and wanted to go in and beat people.
An Xiabai clenched his arm, shook his head, and signaled him not to startle the snake first.
"Miss Magnolia, you just obey me." Master Liu said again, and then ran back towards Yulan.
"Lord Liu, please respect yourself." Magnolia refuses him, and then dodges again. I saw that the person fell on the dresser, and a big fat pig was put on the shelf.
"Okay, you stinky girl, you dare to hurt this official." It hurt him to be dropped, and he remembered that he had been rejected by Yulan many times, so he was angry and pointed at Yulan's nose and scolded.
"Lord Liu, you misunderstood, I didn't, how dare I hurt you?" While explaining, he was lucky that he hadn't been caught by him just now.
"If you don't let me kiss it today, I won't let you out of this backstage, this is already my lowest bottom line." Lord Liu lowered the bottom line, but when he thought about it, he would rather die.
"Lord Liu, I ......"
Yulan is really short of words, she doesn't read much, she says everything she can refuse, everything she can refuse, and everything she can say.
When she was in distress, Lord Liu took the opportunity to run to her side and hugged her tightly.
"Let go of me, Lord Liu, you can't do this." Yulan was tightly held in his arms, and the whole person couldn't move.
"Little beauty, you just obey me, I won't let you suffer. You see I have four aunts, how good I am to them. As Lord Liu spoke, Miss Wang Yulan's neck, who was working hard with her mouth, pressed her neck, and the salty pig's trotters couldn't help but put her hands up and down at Miss Yulan.
"Magnolia girl!"
At this moment, An Xiabai shouted, then lifted the curtain and entered the dressing room backstage.
"Who are you?" Seeing someone coming in, Master Liu immediately showed an annoyed expression, and his eyes rolled to look at the two people who came in.
"Miss Magnolia, we are your fans, and we came here from a long way and took a carriage for several hours. I just want you to sign us, do you think it's convenient for you? ”
An Xiabai, who turned into a fan, took out a piece of paper out of nowhere, and even Lu Li was stunned.
"Get out of here, don't you see we're doing something good?" Lord Liu was not happy. There are these brain-dead fans every day, why are they catching up with this time?
"Oops, I'm sorry. Since you husband and wife are doing business, then we won't bother you. ”
As he spoke, Anxiabai took Lu Li's hand and pretended to leave.
"She's not my husband!"
Behind him, Miss Magnolia's explanation made An Xiabai shout the word beautiful in her heart.
"Oh, it's not your husband who does something to you, aren't you afraid that this lord will punish you by the law of the country?"
An Xiabai said, but he thought about the four words "startling the snake" in his heart.
"The law of the land? Hehe, that's because you didn't inquire about my status in this area, and even the emperor had to let me be thin. ”
Hearing his words, An Xiabai almost couldn't control his laughter.
"Oh, then I really don't know the status of this uncle. May I ask this man, what do you do? An Xia Bai thought, if you want him to go crazy, you must first let him run rampant.
"Since you want to know, then I'll tell you. I was a member of the four grades of the dynasty, and the emperor personally rewarded me back then. ”
An Xiabai glanced at Lu Li, who was standing next to him without saying a word, thinking that this Lord Liu still felt quite proud, but it was estimated that Lu Li felt tormented!
Lu Li looked at this Lord Liu carefully, and thought for a long time before remembering that this person was really rewarded by him personally.
He also remembered the reason why he wanted to reward this Lord Liu, it turned out that when the Huns entered that year, it was Lord Liu's father who desperately saved himself. That's why he rewarded the current Xiao Liu with the official position of the fourth rank of the court, alas, it turns out that the initiator of all this is himself! Lu Li's heart regretted it, and his intestines were all repentant!
"Yes, then it stands to reason that you should not lack women, why do you embarrass our Yulan girl?" An Xiabai then asked.
"Of course I don't lack women, all the four aunts and wives in my family are beautiful, but they all have a problem."
"What's wrong with the aunt you married?" An Xiabai was curious, thinking that if there is a problem, you will still marry, you are wrong!
"They are not as clean as the Magnolia girl, and I have slept with a lot of women, and I haven't tried you yet. It is said that the place is very tight, and it can make men excited and unable to sleep again and again. Miss Magnolia is beautiful and clean, so I thought that if I could bring her into the house, then my life would be really wonderful. ”
As he spoke, this guy seemed to have a red heart in his eyes, and his saliva couldn't help but flow out, and he rubbed his hands back and forth.
"Oh, I see. However, doesn't the emperor advocate monogamy now, how dare you be so bold? An Xia Bai guided it step by step.
"The emperor said that he was monogamous, who knows how many women he found behind his back? He can have so many women and enjoy so many good blessings, why can't I enjoy them? ”
At this time, the green tendons on Lu Li's forehead burst out, and his fists were clenched tightly, as if they were about to explode at any time.
"Okay, that's what you said, but you're not afraid that the emperor will find out and punish you!" An Xiabai deliberately pretended to be surprised, and there was a little admiration on his face.
"The emperor is far away, when will he come to me? I count the money, and now I should enjoy the blessings that I should enjoy standing in front of me, and I have to enjoy it. ”
An Xia Bai smiled, it is really the biggest in the world, and there are no surprises. Being an official does not make decisions for the people, and he is bent on enjoying the same blessings as the emperor.
"You've really made me watch a good show!"
Lu Li, who couldn't bear it, finally spoke, if he didn't speak again, he was afraid that sooner or later he would suffocate himself to death.
"What kind of thing are you, you dare to look at the jokes of this official." Lord Liu was also awakened by Lu Li's words and figured out what he should do.
"Don't say it, compared to me, you really don't even count a thing." Lu Li replied, eager to cut him with a thousand knives immediately.
"Bastard, you dare to make sarcastic remarks about this official! I told you to go out sideways, do you believe it or not? ”
"I think it's going to be you who went out sideways today!"
Suddenly, Lu Li's eyes were certain, and anger came from it, and a group of people came in behind him, and a few of them took Lord Liu in their hands.
"Thank you, Lord Liu, for letting me watch such a good show. Otherwise, I didn't know that the four-rank master I personally sealed would do such a dirty and disgusting thing! ”