003 The Privilege of a Fool
Li Yuanji was full of embarrassment, with the complicated psychology of the rest of his life, and finally got rid of Li Yuanba's clutches, as soon as the front foot walked out of the courtyard gate, the back foot immediately cried again, and ran to Li Yuan to complain.
When Li Yuan saw the tragic appearance of this baby bump, he subconsciously thought that he was beaten by Li Yuanba again, and he almost had high blood pressure, but after learning the "truth" from the servant, his face changed instantly!
For the sake of fairness, this "discerning" Guogong not only did not seek justice for Li Yuanji, but instead scolded the third son who did not grow up: "Yuanji, Yuanji!" How do you let the father say about you? ”
"Yuanba, he is insane, he has a lot of strength, and he has a lot of weight on his hand, don't you know this?"
"He is finally quiet now, it is rare to find you close to him out of brotherhood and brotherhood, and play with him, if you are not happy, forget it, but because of his little mistake, he came to complain, what is the reason?"
"In this matter, even if he really hurt you by mistake, it is an unintentional mistake, just pay more attention in the future!"
"As an elder brother, you should be magnanimous and considerate!"
"How can you be so stingy and angry with a child who doesn't know how important it is?"
"What did I say to you before I left? Get along well, don't be cold brother I brother! ”
"At this point, you have to learn more from your second brother Shimin!"
"But what about you? Ask yourself, do you deserve the word brother for what you do? ”
"It's not Yuanba's fault in this matter, it's you! When I go back, give me a good reflection and reflection, and I will have to mention it again in the future! ”
A series of stinking scoldings that split his head and covered his face directly scolded Li Yuanji for being stupid, and he was wronged on the spot! However, the quibbles once again won him a criticism of "stubbornness and unrepentance"!
In the end, the third son of the Li family, who was scarred but deliberately did not deal with it in the first place, hoping to seek justice for himself with this bitter trick, not only did not fight Li Yuanba's stupid privileges, but ended up with a punishment that he thought about on the wall!
This result made Li Yuanji hate in his heart, why bother if he knew it was like this? I had no choice but to cry with a sad face, like a dumb man who had eaten Coptis chinensis, and there was nowhere to say about the suffering, and finally silently returned to the room and faced the wall, wanting to cry without tears......
Li Yuanji was "mistakenly injured" by Li Yuanba, and it was naturally not a secret in the mansion that he was punished for secretly making a small report, and it soon spread to the ears of many people, including Li Shimin and Li Yuanba.
After Li Shimin heard about it, he didn't treat this as a simple mistake like his confused father, but with the suspicion in his heart, he carefully asked many witnesses who were present at the time about the specific process at that time.
After the interrogation, the result was naturally no new discovery, but it made the second son of the Li family, who was extremely smart, couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, and once again gave birth to a bold guess: Is his stupid brother hiding clumsy and pretending to be stupid?
However, after several successive attempts to no avail, even Li Shimin had to eliminate this unreliable idea in his heart again and again: a stupid boy who has watched him grow up since he was a child, even if he suddenly becomes smart, he should not have this level of disguise, let alone such a complex scheming, he must have thought too much!
As for Li Yuanba, he is still like a fool, wandering around the Li Mansion casually every day with a harmless smirk of people and animals, enjoying all the privileges that a fool can enjoy.
Of course, when he was fine, this master also polished his strength, and threw the thousand-pound stone pier in the yard as a toy to play, so that the people on the side (especially Li Yuanji) were shocked and fled......
This kind of leisurely days lasted until the day when Dou and Li Jiancheng and their entourage rushed back from other places to pray for blessings......
Dou is Li Yuan's wife, the mother of Li Yuanba and other four brothers, and it is also the blood relatives in the entire Guogong Mansion, except for the second brother Li Shimin, there is no blood relative who truly loves Li Yuanba, a silly boy!
Even if Li Yuanba was born stupid before, this mother never disliked him at all, but because he was not sane, she was worried about it day and night, and she was a little more heartfelt about him than the rest of her children.
Therefore, when Li Yuanba was crazy some time ago and there was no cure, she went to a hundred miles away to pray for blessings in the famous mountains and ancient temples, just to let her stupid son get better as soon as possible.
Speaking of which, this Dou family is also a strange woman, originally the daughter of Dou Yi, the Shenwu Duke of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, and the eldest princess of Xiangyang, born extraordinary, just out of the mother's womb with hair over the neck, since she was a child, she was extremely intelligent, and was raised in the palace by her uncle Zhou Wu Emperor Yuwen Yong.
When he was seven or eight years old, he was praised for advising the Turkic princess who was close to Emperor Wu of Zhou, and then he was familiar with history books and politics......
For this woman with a particularly special relationship in his memory, Li Yuanba still feels very cordial in his heart, even if he is the first to meet this titular mother after crossing over, he can still feel her strong concern from afar.
He was already a lonely and abandoned son before the crossing, and now that his soul is fused, he has already accepted his current identity calmly, so there are not many obstacles to accepting the hard-won and warm family affection in front of him.
Looking at his loving mother in front of him, Li Yuanba couldn't help but blurt out: "Mother! ”
When Dou heard this, he cried with joy on the spot, and rushed over without any of the ladies and hugged him in his arms: "Good boy, great!" Huang Tian bless, my Buddha manifests! It's great that my son is finally back to normal and recognizes his mother again! ”
Li Yuanba smiled stupidly, with a hint of warmth in his smile: This kind of long-lost family affection feels really good!
Li Yuan laughed heartily on the side, and hurriedly ordered to go down and have a family banquet that night to celebrate.
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Throughout the dinner, Dou's eyes did not leave for a moment, almost all of them fell on Li Yuanba alone, and his eyes were full of love.
Li Yuanba is very used for this, he has a large amount of food, and in front of the delicious food that Dou specially made for himself, he is even more ugly, and he can eat a bucket of rice and ten catties of meat in a meal!
In addition to the wind and clouds, this product did not forget to sell a good one, and even praised the craftsmanship of this mother: "Mother, delicious!" ”
The unprecedented performance naturally won Dou's full of joy: "I'm not in a hurry, eat slowly, and!" ”
A table full of dishes, under the favoritism of the Dou family, was at least eaten by this stupid boy seven or eight times out of ten!
Although everyone was already surprised by this, Li Yuanji still behaved like a child who had been robbed of his mother's love and suddenly lost favor, and couldn't help but complain in a low voice: This fool, most of his previous life was a starving ghost, and he was born in the wrong place!
I thought that no one would hear the complaint, but I didn't expect the voice to be a little louder, and finally I was glared back by Li Yuan and Dou Shiqi!
Li Yuanba grinned, looking heartless, but "full of love", put the half-eaten chicken leg into Li Yuanji's bowl, full of brother and brother affection: "Third brother, you eat too!" ”
Li Yuanji had a fire in his belly, but in front of the two obviously partial, he couldn't attack at all.
Li Shimin couldn't help but laugh when he saw it, and hurriedly opened his mouth to persuade him and become a peacemaker.
Li Jiancheng, the eldest brother who is obviously old, has only been a cold bystander from beginning to end, as if it has nothing to do with him, he looks a little indifferent, and the city is so deep, no one knows what he is thinking in his heart?
At the end of the dinner, as usual, Li Yuan's routine homework torture of several heirs was indispensable, and Li Yuanba, a "fool", was naturally spared, just continue to be stupid, just watch the play while gnawing on chicken legs.
After a circle of homework torture on the table, the background of the Li family's military general family can be regarded as a magnificent beginning.
Li Jiancheng, as the eldest son, was placed on Li Yuan with the greatest hopes, and his performance was naturally remarkable, whether it was literary theory or martial arts, he was quite like an ancestor, and one day he could enter the dynasty to participate in politics and retire from the army as a general!
Li Shimin is naturally intelligent, needless to say that he can write and martial arts, especially in military strategy, even Li Yuan's father is far from ashamed, and his performance is eye-catching, completely covering Li Jiancheng, the boss!
Li Yuanji is a little worse in comparison, far less eye-catching than the two brothers, but after all, the family background is there, even if it is weak, it is only relatively speaking, if he is released to serve in the army in the future, at least it will not be too embarrassing!
As the saying goes, it is said that the tiger is the door, and this is true in the Li family, a dignified prince from a noble family in Longxi!
As for Li Yuanba, the hopelessly stupid young son? To be honest, Li Yuan's heart is actually very complicated!
Once upon a time, he was full of expectations, but in the end he was disappointed again and again!
Based on his decades of experience in the army and what he has seen and heard in his career as a horseman, I don't know how many fierce generals and tiger generals with amazing strength I have seen, but like his youngest son, he can pull out the mountain and carry the top in his teens, I really don't!
Looking at Li Yuanba, who was only concerned about eating, Li Yuan's heart was full of emotion, and he couldn't help but sigh: "If Yuanba can really open his mind one day, how good would it be?" With his current strength alone, he can at least be a peerless fierce general who charges into battle! ”
was sighing with emotion, and suddenly someone came to report:
An old Taoist priest came from outside the house, and bluntly said that he would come to visit and accept the fourth prince as an apprentice......