Chapter 2:106 Leave it unharmed?
"Master, someone sent a painting outside the door!" The old butler gently pushed open the door, and as he spoke, he put the tightly wrapped picture scroll in front of the couch!
"Got it! Don't bother me if it's okay, get out! "Lord Xue Zongxue, who was lying on the couch, said to the housekeeper who was weak!
The old housekeeper knew that Master Xue was sick, but he didn't know what the illness was! I only know that the old man has been a little depressed since he didn't return all night that day! Today is good for him, if he is changed, it is estimated that it will be a scolding at the lightest, and maybe a meal at the worst!
The old housekeeper looked at Master Xue with some concern! bent down and made a wave, and then retreated lightly!
Master Xue is indeed sick, and he has been lying quietly at home for more than ten days! No one knows what disease he had, including his mother-in-law and children! I only know that after the doctor who came to the room for consultation, the expression that came out was very exciting! Of course, if you ask him what kind of illness Master Xue has, he will never tell you! It's just that let Lord Xue rest for a month, and it will naturally get better!
Actually, Master Xue is raising chrysanthemums at home! Anyone who is wildly blown up has to look like him! Well, to put it in layman's terms, Lord Xue was made into an anal fissure!
Every time I think that I was drugged, and then I was rudely ruined! Master Xue felt a burst of desolation in his heart, and his appearance was the same as that of a woman who was forced and raped!
What he couldn't accept the most was that he seemed to take the initiative to cater to it later! After that, Master Xue knew that there would be pleasure when he walked on the dry road!
When Xue Zong was lying on the couch and caressing chrysanthemum to self-pity, the door was pushed open again! It turned out that his wife Zhu (apocryphal) came in with a small bowl!
"Master, drink a bowl of goat's milk to replenish your body!" In addition to being jealous, Zhu can also be called a good wife and mother! Seeing Xue Zong drink some gruel every day, he was afraid that his body would be damaged. I specially ordered someone to get some goat's milk so that he could replenish his vitality!
took the steaming small bowl in Zhu's hand, and looked at the steaming, milk-white goat's milk in the bowl. Xue Zong raised his hand and smashed the small bowl towards the Zhu family, and then shouted angrily: "Get out!" ”
Zhu has been with Xue Zong for nearly ten years, when has he ever been wronged like this? When I turned my head and flicked my sleeves, I cried and ran away!
When Zhu ran out of the door, Xue Zong reached out and touched the chrysanthemum that felt a little swollen and painful! Gritted his teeth and said: "One by one, they came to make the master angry, and they burst out again!" ”
When I was young, I felt that the chrysanthemum was not so swollen and painful, and Xue Zong turned sideways to look at the white goat's milk that was sprinkled on the ground, son! Every time I think of that night, I finally drank it like nectar, and the milky white burst out of those strong men! He felt a surge in his stomach, and he couldn't wait to turn his stomach out and wash it clean!
Milky stuff from after that night! is his Xue Jingwen's biggest taboo! Coincidentally, the Zhu family brought a whole bowl of milky white goat's milk today, isn't this the Lord Xue who is intent on stimulating us?! So, don't blame him for going crazy!
It was easy to break free from grief and shame, and Xue Zong reached out and picked up the scroll on the side!
"Who sent this? How good is it to send gold and silver, and what kind of picture scroll to give? Xue Zong complained softly about the gift-giver!
"I won't even give a gift, what can I do in the future? Xiang doesn't have anything to eat! Xue Zong secretly despised the unknown gift giver in his heart! Gently untie the string wrapped around the scroll in your hand!
"Huh? Who is so bored to send Lao Tzu a painting of the Spring Palace? The spring palace painting is the spring palace painting, it's still a group of men! As soon as the picture scroll was unfolded, what caught my eye was several men comparing "swords" to each other! This made Master Xue even more disdainful!
"Hey, hey! It's kind of funny, this guy is really! Actually raise chrysanthemums to cater to! Hahahaha! After looking at it for a while, Master Xue seemed to have discovered something interesting! Cover the chrysanthemum, lie on the couch and be happy!
But after a while, Master Xue couldn't be happy! He found that the guy in the painting who held a chrysanthemum to cater to him and looked intoxicated! How do you look more and more like yourself?
After looking at it for a while, he was sure that the person in the painting was himself! Because it looks like it, the problem is that not everyone has that chrysanthemum mole!
"Who, who's going to hurt me! I'm at odds with him! Master Xue was furious, and he didn't care about the pain emanating from the chrysanthemum, and roared hysterically there!
In addition to being angry, he couldn't help but be a little scared! This painting is exactly what happened that night in Huamanlou! If this painting is passed on, then the name of Xue Jingwen I will be completely ruined! If such ugly things spread, he still hopes to be an official in Jiangdong? I'm afraid I can't even go back to my ancestral home!
Angry and frightened, after the tea time, Xue Zong found that there was a small note in the picture scroll! Hurriedly took it over and unfolded it, only to see that the note read, "Tonight, the flowers are waiting for the building!" ”
"Flowers are full of buildings, and flowers are full of buildings! Who is harming me? Holding the note tightly in his hand, Xue Zong gritted his teeth and secretly hated there!
Hate to hate, anger to rage! But this appointment, Xue Zong didn't dare not go! The handle is still pinched in the guard, whether it is money or officials! You have to meet to talk about it!
I endured the feeling of swelling and got off the bed with a gentle step! Xue Zong shouted weakly: "Someone!" ”
But he had forgotten the servants and maids who had been waiting before! He had already been driven dozens of steps away to stay, and it was strange that his buzzing sound, which was not much bigger than a mosquito, could be heard!
Holding on to the table, Xue Zong shouted a few more times! Seeing that no one came to answer him, he picked up the teapot on the table and smashed it against the door in a fit of rage!
With a "snap"! The teapot is broken! This time, the servants heard the movement and rushed to Master Xue's bedroom!
"Master, why are you up? You're sick and lying still! "A servant who looks like a family still wants to ask for two good words! But how did he know that the most unsightly thing for today's Xue Zong, Lord Xue, is lying quietly and milky!
"Slap ......" Xue Zong puffed up his strength and threw a big-eared scraper over!
"Prepare a sedan chair, the master has something to go out!" After slapping the family, Xue Zong commanded in a low voice!
"Master, you look like this, are you still going out?" And the blind one stepped forward and said!
"Like this? Do you know what I look like, sir? Xue Zong secretly said with hatred in his heart!
"Smack...... "Pop" raised his hand and fanned over with a big ear scraper!
"Prepare a sedan chair, I have something to go out!" This time, Lord Xue didn't even call himself a master, and directly used Lao Tzu!
The two big-eared scrapers erected the prestige of Master Xue! This time, no one dared to come forward to ink, and the birds and beasts were scattered in twos and threes! Soon, the sedan chair was carried to the door of Xue Zong's bedroom!
When Xue Zong endured the discomfort brought to the chrysanthemum by the ups and downs of the sedan chair, he came to the front of the flowery building! Only to find out that someone had arrived one step ahead of him!
"Brother Yuansi! Hey, why are you here too!? Xue Zong, who was bent on his waist, slowly moved in front of Gu Yong, who was also bent on his waist, and endured the pain of the chrysanthemum and said!
"Hey, Brother Jingwen! You and I look like this, it's better not to be a street salute! Hiss! It's better to go in early and avoid your eyes and ears! Gu Yong stretched out his hand and patted Xue Zong's stiff back, and said in a trembling whisper!
When the two of them entered the Huamanlou, they found that there was no one else in the entire Huamanlou except for the two of them! This made Xue Zong and Gu Yong breathe a sigh of relief in their hearts! Nowadays, what they are afraid of is going to a crowded place!
"Lord Gu, Lord Xue! Don't come unharmed! "Don't wait for the hearts of the two of them to fall into their stomachs! A voice from upstairs greeted them! This sentence only made the hearts of Gu Yong and Xue Zong, and it mentioned the throat again!