Chapter Fifty-Eight: He Hung Up
Zhu Zhanji rode on the horse, looked at Yang Shaofeng from time to time, and admired it in his mouth.
After a long time like this, Yang Shaofeng finally couldn't stand Zhu Zhanji's appearance of a second fool, and couldn't help but shout: "There is something to say and fart, what are you doing here?" ”
Zhu Zhanji said: "I'm just curious, you can wear out two pairs of boots for the people, and then now you don't feel tired when you go to Linqing, didn't you say that you want to be a salted fish?" ”
Yang Shaofeng said with a gloomy face: "If it weren't for Your Majesty's will, would you and I come to Liaozhou?" I don't come to Liaozhou, I can't see the miserable situation of those people, I can wear out two pairs of boots? ”
With a hateful snort, Yang Shaofeng continued: "Speaking of which, this Ming official is really not good. You see, the best boots are worn out but they are not reimbursed, so they can only spend their own money! ”
Zhu Zhanji said: "How many pairs of boots are you missing?" ”
Yang Shaofeng snorted coldly: "Why isn't it bad? My money is blowing in the wind? This is because of the wear and tear of official duties, Your Majesty not only did not reimburse, but also had to taunt me a few more words, no reward, no promotion, and then kicked me to Linqing, is there still a royal law? ”
Zhu Zhanji pondered for a long time, and suddenly spoke: "Yes, what Your Majesty said is the royal law. ”
Yang Shaofeng was angry, and turned to no longer pay attention to Zhu Zhanji, who was mentally retarded, and just rushed forward with one mind.
How could Zhu Zhanji, who finally gained the upper hand, be willing to let go of Yang Shaofeng, and when he patted the wind under his crotch, he caught up with Yang Shaofeng again: "Anyway, what are you going to do in Linqing?" Or do you want to move Liaozhou directly? ”
Yang Shaofeng suddenly put on a caring look for the mentally retarded, and sneered: "Is Liaozhou the same as Linqing?" What is the situation in Liaozhou? What is the situation in Linqing?
Of course, it will not change in general, and it will mainly focus on clean-up and epidemic prevention, as well as post-disaster reconstruction, and nothing else. ”
Zhu Zhanji sighed and said: "Ninety-nine thousand two hundred households, the number of people affected by the disaster is not more than 100,000, but I am afraid that it is much more complicated than the matter in Liaozhou." ”
Yang Shaofeng sneered and said, "Ninety-nine thousand two hundred households? This kind of bits and pieces of nonsense is obviously used to deal with the court princes, or simply to fool Your Majesty, do you believe it? ”
Zhu Zhanji was stunned: "You mean, this number was made up by officials in Linqing?" Not so much, or more than that? ”
Yang Shaofeng nodded and said: "Yes, either thousands of households have actually been affected by the disaster, and these bastards are in a hurry to report the disaster, or the number of affected households is far more than 100,000, and these bastards dare not report it truthfully." ”
was said by Yang Shaofeng, and Zhu Zhanji also reacted.
Overreporting can benefit yourself, and the reason for underreporting is naturally very simple, I am afraid that reporting truthfully will make the emperor's face unbearable, which will lead to my own hatred by the emperor, and my future career will be cut off.
Thinking of this, Zhu Zhanji's face couldn't help but look ugly, turned his head and shouted Wu Ming, and after Wu Ming urged the horse to catch up, he directly ordered: "Go back and remember to let people secretly check the situation in Linqing." ”
After Wu Ming bowed down, Zhu Zhanji turned his head and said to Yang Shaofeng: "If the situation in Linqing is the same as you think, what are you going to do?" ”
Yang Shaofeng shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”
Seeing Zhu Zhanji staring at him and not speaking, Yang Shaofeng explained: "What do you want me to do? It's easy to say that if you overreport, just grab a few bastards and kill them and feed them to the dogs, and then use the excess money on the people, or return them directly to the treasury, these are easy to say.
But what if it's underreported? The consequence of directly lifting the lid is not only to offend the local officials in Linqing, but even more fatally, it will offend His Majesty, and when the time comes, will his old man spare me? ”
Zhu Zhanji nodded and said, "Well, I can't spare you, I guess I have to skin you and cramp and then bleed to eliminate the hatred in His Majesty's heart." ”
Taken aback by Zhu Zhanji's words, Yang Shaofeng said angrily: "You don't talk nonsense to scare people, how can Your Majesty be that kind of unruly king?" ”
After thinking about it, Yang Shaofeng still felt bottomless in his heart, and couldn't help but say to Zhu Zhanji again: "By the way, we are good brothers born in the same year, the same month and the same day, if there is really anything, it will all depend on you!" ”
Zhu Zhanji sneered: "Let's count." You say pork is delicious in front of me; You make me have something to say and talk nonsense; You often call me stupid; I'll ask you for Yi Xiao and Bai Geng, you say I'm dreaming! Oh, by the way, you are still a good brother with Timur. ”
Yang Shaofeng snorted coldly, no longer paying attention to the childish Zhu Zhanji, and just hurried to Linqing with one mind.
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I have to admit that there are indeed a lot of talents in Jinyiwei, and he is even more expert in finding out information, and he turned the situation in Linqing over in just a few days, and sent the information that Zhu Zhanji wanted when Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Zhanji just arrived at the Linqing realm.
"What should I do?"
After pondering for a long time with the information sent by Jinyiwei, Zhu Zhanji didn't figure out why.
It's not like Yang Shaofeng said on the road that he overreported or underreported, the number of households affected by the disaster in Linqing is indeed 99,200 households, neither overreported nor underreported.
However, since disaster relief is involved, there are a lot of twists and turns in it - for example, the food for disaster relief, should all the food be given or mixed with some sand and then given? For example, in the porridge factory, is it thick chopsticks that do not fall or is it thin and clear?
Yang Shaofeng shook the Shang Fang sword in his hand, and said with a sneer: "Since no one lies about the disaster but uses it from the middle, it will be much easier to do - if someone dares to die, don't we dare to bury it?" ”
Zhu Zhanji gritted his teeth and said, "Then bury it!" These bastards, with bran in their porridge and sand in their grain, why don't they eat them themselves! How could they not die! ”
Yang Shaofeng laughed: "Are you stupid?" The porridge is mixed with bran, and the chopsticks do not fall, even if the official sends someone to check, he can't find any reason.
As for mixing sand with grain, it's even simpler - if you mix it with sand, you can replace it, and this grain is sold for silver, doesn't it take advantage of it? ”
Zhu Zhanji gritted his teeth and said: "Aren't they afraid that this money is hot?" Aren't you afraid of death? ”
Yang Shaofeng smiled: "I once heard a joke. It is said that during the reign of Hong Wuye, a new official took office, and he was almost scared to death when he saw a scarecrow made of human skin hanging in the lobby. ”
Zhu Zhanji said: "Then what? Was this person frightened, and from then on he worked diligently as an official and devoted himself to the people? ”
Yang Shaofeng shook his head and said, "No, he wasn't afraid later, and then he hung up." ”
Zhu Zhanji was angry and shouted angrily: "Damn it! Damn it! ”
Yang Shaofeng snorted, motioned to Zhu Zhanji to shut up and look forward, and then laughed in a low voice: "Have you seen those people, the officials of Linqing and Dongchang Mansion have all arrived, just to welcome me, the minister, and of course, you." ”
Zhu Zhanji was obviously not in the mood to quarrel with Yang Shaofeng, but after snorting coldly, he straightened his face, and even squeezed out a smile on his face, looking like he was still the gentle and elegant His Royal Highness.
Yang Shaofeng admired Zhu Zhanji's face-changing skills in his heart, and at the same time squeezed out a smile on his face, and walked towards those officials of Dongchang Mansion and Linqing with a smile.
As soon as Liao Guicong, the prefect of Dongchang Mansion, saw the figure of Yang Daqincha and others, he hurriedly took the officials of Dongchang Mansion and Linqing County to meet him, and leaned over from a distance and said: "Liao Guicong, the prefect of Dongchang Mansion, meet Lord Qincha!" Greetings to St. Ann! ”
Yang Shaofeng forced himself to press the killing intent in his heart, and arched his hand in the direction of the capital and said, "Holy bow!" ”
Liao Guicong straightened up and took a few steps forward, wanting to lead the horse for Yang Shaofeng: "Yang Qin sent the Son of Heaven to inspect the disaster-stricken Linqing County, which is really a blessing for the people of Linqing. ”
Yang Shaofeng shrank his hand to avoid Liao Guicong's outstretched hand, and said dryly: "This horse is more wild, and he is spoiled by me on weekdays, and no one else can lead the way, so that this animal will not be offended and hurt Liao Governor's Mansion." ”
Liao Guicong was bored, the embarrassment on his face flashed, and he smiled instead: "Since ancient times, a good horse has been different from ordinary horses, and this official still knows something." However, it is precisely this kind of thousand-mile horse that can be worthy of the identity of Lord Qincha, the six-headed champion. ”
Seeing Yang Shaofeng smiling and nodding, it seemed that he didn't mean to target himself just now, the uneasiness in Liao Guicong's heart finally dissipated a little, and then said with a smile: "By the way, Lord Qincha has been in the dust all the way, why don't you go to Linqing County to rest first?" The official and Linqing County also prepared some side dishes to catch the wind for Lord Qincha. ”
Yang Shaofeng shook his head and said: "Governor Liao must have received envoys from Qin before, and he knows the truth that the king's order is in his body, and he can't help himself.
This wine banquet and the like, you can eat it at any time, and rest is also a matter of the night, now let's go and see the disaster situation in Linqing County first, so as not to worry about the saint. ”
Seeing that Liao Guicong's face was a little hesitant, Yang Shaofeng asked, "What's the matter, but is there anything difficult?" ”
Liao Guicong nodded and said: "It's not that there is anything embarrassing, it's just that at the moment Linqing County is organizing the people to rebuild their houses, and by the way, they have to strengthen the river embankment, and the ground is full of broken bricks and dust, I'm afraid?" ”
Yang Shaofeng said: "It's okay, since Ben Qincha is here, he is to inspect on behalf of the Son of Heaven, and the situation here can only be reported to His Majesty after seeing it, so let's go and see it first." ”
When Liao Guicong heard this, he had to nod, stretched out his hand and said, "Lord Qincha is a prince of the country, and he is really a rare cadre!" Please! ”
Yang Shaofeng's face remained unchanged, and he led a group of people to follow behind Liao Guicong and slowly walked forward.
Walking all the way, seeing that many people were busy, Zhu Zhanji couldn't help but be a little suspicious, and approached Yang Shaofeng's side and whispered: "Aren't the people busy rebuilding?" Doesn't it look like what Jinyiwei said in the intelligence? Could it be that Jinyiwei's intelligence is wrong? ”
PS: Eleventh, the 70th birthday of the motherland, I wish the motherland a happy birthday! May I see you reigning in the world in my lifetime!