Chapter 379: Not playing according to the routine
Guo Yunhou thinks it's normal.
Your Majesty, your old man spends money like running water, saying that he will scare people, saying that if he wants to build river bridges in Shaanxi, he will build river bridges, and if he wants to close the position, he will have to fill it.
But money is hard to make and is hard to eat, your old man is happy to use money now, right?
Anyway, the treasury has no money, and you want to fight, don't you?
Use your old man's money, you have money!
The Fushou ointment, the salt mixed with private goods, the liquor, the property of the Fu Wang's family, the good things that the Tang King, the Qing King, and the Qin King gave tribute, where did they not come from the money?
Anyway, in a word, whether you fight or not, it doesn't have much to do with Guo's household book, and our old Guo doesn't care.
As long as you don't let the treasury pay, your old man will bulldoze the whole world tomorrow, and you will be happy.
Emperor Chongzhen was choked back by Guo Yunhou's four words, needless to say, the coolness in Wen Tiren's heart is needless to say.
It's so cool!
You also have today, Dog Emperor!
Of course, if this kind of thing is said in front of Emperor Chongzhen, Man Daming will not be able to find one if he has the courage to do so.
It's disrespectful, but it's going to punish the nine clans!
Wen Tiren bowed and said, "Your Majesty, it is already the autumn harvest season, and after the preparations are completed, it is estimated that it will be winter."
Winter conquest is really a taboo for soldiers, why don't you start preparing weapons and gunpowder first, and then conquer Liaodong after the spring of the next year? ”
Zhang Weixian suddenly spoke: "Lord Wen is too worried. The preparation of the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies for the conquest of Liaodong is no longer a day or two, as long as His Majesty gives an order, it can be assembled and set out at any time.
As for the use of soldiers in winter, Zhang also knows that it is a taboo for soldiers. But now that my Ming soldiers and soldiers have been issued cotton clothes, I am not so afraid of the cold of Liaodong. ”
Wen Tiren almost wanted to pull out Zhang Weixian's beard one by one, otherwise he wouldn't be able to resolve his hatred!
What you said, Lao Tzu also knows, bastard!
Knowing is knowing, in the end, it still comes down to two words, no money.
The emperor's inner money is rich, but didn't you look at the stinky face of His Majesty the Emperor when Guo Yunhou said that the treasury had no money?
His Majesty made it clear that he didn't plan to give out the money inside.
You're still fanning the flames, what is your intention?
Zhang Weixian did it on purpose.
Now they are dozens of years old, and their health is not good, if it weren't for the imperial doctor coming over to regulate their bodies in three days, it is estimated that they should be ready to bury themselves in the soil at this time.
Now the emperor suddenly decided to turn the table to conquer Liaodong, which is equivalent to taking Liaodong during his tenure as the governor of the five armies.
The Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies, which existed in name only, is now trembling, no matter how Liaodong is done, in short, it is done during his tenure, and no matter how it is written in the history books of later generations, he will not be able to get around himself.
Aren't people trying to get fame and fortune in this life?
Li, as a famous British duke, is not short of this.
Now it's time to make a name in history.
Therefore, Wen Tiren is reasonable with the facts, for Zhang Weixian, it is to find himself unhappy - how many years can he last with his broken body?
Emperor Chongzhen was not very happy now.
Regardless of whether Zhang Weixian is thinking about conquering Liaodong or Wen Tiren is reasoning here, in short, the situation he is facing has not changed at all.
The treasury has no money.
As for the inner money, maybe everyone else thinks that there is money in the inner money.
But in fact, there is a lot of money in the inner pocket, but it is also like flowing water.
On the side of the Royal Academy, Lao Xu and the others play with the steam engine, or do other experiments, anyway, the cost is like running water, and it is tens of millions or even tens of millions of taels of silver a year.
But this money, Emperor Chongzhen has no intention of saving at all.
Saving on this is to make trouble for yourself - the palm mine, that is, the simple version of the grenade, was made by the Royal Academy.
Fortunately, with the profits of poisonous salt and Fushou paste flowing into the interior, Emperor Chongzhen had the confidence to let Lao Xu and their continuous experiments, including the fire gun, have also been improving.
In some ways, it can even be said that Jiannu took money to buy Fushou ointment, and then this money was used to make weapons to kill Jiannu.
There are also various subsidies for the people of the Ming Dynasty, especially Emperor Chongzhen, who is now exempt from taxation at every turn - anyway, the people's field endowment was not expected four years ago in Chongzhen.
Now in this case, tell Lao Tzu that the treasury has no money?
Lao Tzu's inner money has no money!
Love what's going on.
Emperor Chongzhen, who was upset in his heart, simply spoke: "Don't quarrel with the two Aiqing, wait for next year's spring tax to come up." ”
Subsequently, Emperor Chongzhen turned the topic to another place: "This year's Spring Festival has long passed, but there are too many things, and this palace test has been delayed again and again."
In my end, this matter can't be delayed until Chongzhen is three years old, right? I just took this opportunity to talk about the temple test. ”
Emperor Chongzhen didn't plan to drag it out any longer.
After this year's palace examination is over, these rookies who have newly entered the officialdom should enter the six departments to walk and practice.
It's good to have two or three years of training, and when the next time I go to Beijing, I will be able to replace a group of those bastard officials.
Seeing that Emperor Chongzhen finally remembered such a stubble, Wen Tiren also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Spring and spring, hence the name, is held in spring, and now it's been fucking delayed until the end of autumn!
The anxious Emperor Chongzhen had a lot of in the past year, and the Chongzhen Emperor, who had killed a lot of people, also went to Nanjing to make waves, and stayed in Songjiang Mansion for nearly four months - it happened to be the time when Zheng Zhilong and they went to sea to return for the first time.
When Emperor Chongzhen came back, he hadn't had a chance to bring up the matter of the Spring Palace test, and this master began to think about lifting the table in Liaodong.
Then Wen Tiren was surprised to discover something.
Among the Sons of Heaven in the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Taizu Gao, the founder of the country, did not say that Emperor Yongle and Emperor Chongzhen were not like other Sons of Heaven at all.
These two guys are more like those Han family emperors in the Western Han Dynasty.
Especially Emperor Chongzhen, he didn't dare to say anything else, when it came to the weight of killing, it could really be called the Han and Tang Dynasties.
However, in addition to those who were killed, the folk reputation is still very good, and Emperor Chongzhen, who is more ruthless than the murder of the Han Dynasty, has the reputation of the Han Wu Tang Sect.
Wen Tiren bowed and said, "Your Majesty, this year's spring festival has ended, when will the palace test be arranged?" ”
In line with the principle of rushing things sooner rather than later, Emperor Chongzhen said directly: "Three days later, go directly to the palace test." ”
Wen Tiren originally wanted to ask Emperor Chongzhen if he wanted to prepare some alternative questions, but after thinking about it, he didn't ask in the end.
Last year, I was prepared, but Emperor Chongzhen just played a problem with bear's paws and fish, and none of the questions prepared by the Ministry of Rites were useless.
Just prepare it privately this year, Emperor Chongzhen can use it if he can use it, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't use it.
It's just that when the palace exam was held three days later, as Wen Tiren expected, Emperor Chongzhen didn't use the exam questions prepared by the Ministry of Rites at all, but the questions he came up with.
Emperor Chongzhen rarely stood up from the dragon chair - this situation has become more and more rare since the second year of Chongzhen's beating.
After pacing a few steps, Emperor Chongzhen spoke: "The trouble of ten thousand times, the minister is too heavy; The trouble of a thousand times, the left and right are too believing; This man is also in danger of the Lord's place. And the people and the ministers have great sins, the people have great losses, and the interests of the ministers are different.
The minister coerces the foolish people, bullies the lord with them, and collects profits and invades the fishing with them, compares the friends with each other, confuses the lord and defeats the law, and disrupts the people with chaos, so that the country is in danger, and the lord is humiliated, which is also a great crime.
The minister has a great sin, and the lord forbids it, which is a big loss. So that the lord has a great loss from above, and the minister has a great sin from below, and he who claims the immortality of the country cannot be gained. ”
As soon as Emperor Chongzhen's words fell, both the scholars and courtiers in the hall had already fallen to their knees.
Wen Tiren was the first to say loudly: "The ministers are guilty, ten thousand deaths, ten thousand deaths." ”
Wen Tiren never imagined that Emperor Chongzhen would come to such a show.
At the time of last year's palace examination, although the problem of a bear's paw and a fish being fucked up was made, the basic framework was still within the scope of Confucianism.
It's good this year, so I just took out the sentences in "Han Feizi Eight Rapes".
The point is, it's okay for you to take out the sentences in "Han Feizi", but can you not take the content in "Eight Rapes"? It's so fucking scary, bastard!
Although the Confucian scholars of the Ming Dynasty said that their bones were a little softer, especially after Cheng Zhu Lixue became a prominent scholar, it was extremely rare to occasionally have a few hard bones.
But this doesn't mean that the Confucianists of the Ming Dynasty are really just waste dim sum, and they don't even know Han Zi's eight traitors.
Eight traitors, one is in bed, two is beside him, three is father and brother, four is nourishing, five is people, six is popular, seven is powerful, and eight is Quartet.
It can be said that the theory of these eight traitors lists the negative behaviors of the way of the courtiers one by one, but if any king understands these eight traitors and guards against them, the courtiers are unlikely to make things happen.
Just like Emperor Chongzhen, a political novice, although he can't play politics, he has been comparing the way of his subordinates with these eight traitors, and if he commits it, he will die.
Simple, right?
Sometimes reality is just more fucked up.
The most fucked-up problem is that these eight traitors are not counted after they are listed, and a sentence is added later: The reason why these eight traitors are traitors is that the lord of the world is so robbed and loses all his own, and he must not be unobserved.
The meaning is also very simple, that is, these eight traitors can make an emperor cool, if you don't know, you will have to hang on the old crooked neck tree in the coal mountain in the future.
Of course, Han Zi himself didn't know that there would be such an emperor in later generations, but Emperor Chongzhen must have understood that there was nothing wrong with it.
Now Emperor Chongzhen suddenly listed the eight traitors, and there was only one signal released: Lao Tzu knows what you are all about, and he also knows what kind of routine you are playing.
Be damn careful!
To put it bluntly, it is because the second paragraph of the Eight Traitors has clearly pointed out the solution.
Emperor Chongzhen waved his hand and said, "Get up." I read Han Zizhi's words and found that the wisdom of the ancients should not be underestimated.
Compared with the previous trip to the Donglin Thieves and the Eight Traitors, there are indeed many similarities.
When I say this today, I don't mean anything else, I just want to ask, how can I put an end to the existence of this situation? That's the question of today's temple exam, please try to say it. ”
Although the ministers in the court and the students of the palace examination all got up and returned to their positions, the cold sweat on everyone's foreheads couldn't be stopped.
What did Emperor Chongzhen want to express?
Is this going to rule the country by the Legalists? Or do you want to praise Legalism as a prominent scholar?
But in fact, since the beginning of the Han Dynasty, this world has been the outer Confucian and internal law, although the internal law basically exists in name only.
Everyone vaguely began to secretly hate Xunzi - look at the shitty students you taught, clean the fuck and make trouble for the Lao Tzu!
The ministers above the court secretly hated Xunzi because his student Han Feizi not only pointed out the eight traitors, but even had other messy statements, no matter which one it was, it was all fucking aimed at the way of being an official.
And the students have a headache because behind the theory of the eight traitors, the solution has been clearly pointed out.
Then Emperor Chongzhen still has to let himself answer these questions.
A: What? How to answer?
That's the problem.
If you are not careful, the work of ten years of cold windows will be lost in one day.
As the incense burns out little by little, time passes little by little.
Cold sweat began to break out on the heads of many students.
This is an obvious fucking proposition.
Directly according to Han Zizhi's words, the strict punishment and strict law have been solved.
But the ministers in the court have also offended a fine light - who is clean under the buttocks?
But it's obviously not going to work.
Since the master on the dragon chair has clearly thrown out the question, he will definitely not allow anyone to write nonsense.
The smart pen and ink in the past seem to have a thousand weights at this time, and the feeling of splashing ink overnight seems to have run away from the nine heavens at this time, and the mind is empty.
Emperor Chongzhen's heart was secretly refreshed.
This year, Lao Tzu will get Han Feizi out for you, and next year Lao Tzu will get Mozi out for you.
Anyway, some of the doctrines of the hundred schools of thought are that it is a big deal to change the same thing every year, or combine them in pairs, and it is not possible to get a few more to mix together.
Let's get a headache slowly!
Emperor Chongzhen on the dragon chair now has completely willful capital, as long as Lao Tzu is happy, who cares if you are happy or not.
And the more fucked things are yet to come.
After the students of the palace examination finished answering, the originally imagined scene of handing in the papers did not appear.
Because when the little eunuchs put away the test papers, they put down a blank piece of white paper again.
At this moment, not only the students were confused, but even the ministers in the court began to be confused.
I haven't heard of a second round in previous years!
Emperor Chongzhen said, "Now, I have a second question to ask. You are all my future officials of the Ming Dynasty, please try to say, when you went to Beijing to catch the exam, you passed through which states and counties, what is the governance of the place, what is the reputation of the officials, and how the people are collected. ”