Listen to the sound and you will know who the people outside are.

Li Su stared at the door with wide eyes in surprise, and after a long time, a big man with stripes came in from the door, in his forties, his figure was very well maintained, the two big chest muscles on his chest trembled and trembled, the tendons on his two arms were knotted, and the only failure was that his stomach was slightly fat.

Li Shimin's expression was very calm, completely ignoring Li Su in a daze in the pool, as if he had walked into his own home, his eyes lit up when he saw the hot water in the pool, he moved his hands and feet and jumped into the air, jumped into the big pool with a plop, and splashed Li Su's face.

After jumping into the pool, Li Shimin reacted the same as Li Su just now, let out a comfortable sigh, took the hot water in both hands and poured it on his face, and then he saw the wine in the wooden tray by the pool, and immediately took the wine unceremoniously, and did not pour the cup, he picked up the curved mouth silver pot and poured it into his mouth, and the liquor entered his throat, Li Shimin's face quickly flushed slightly, pursed his lips and stared for a moment, and finally let out a burst of hearty laughter: "Happy!" That's what life is called! ”

Compared with Li Shimin's happiness, Li Su was about to collapse.

A person who has a habit of cleanliness will never be able to bear to soak in the same pool of water with others, even if the "other" in the pool is the current emperor.

Isn't the emperor dirty? The emperor also has a lot of bacteria on his body, okay? There are so many women in the harem, maybe there are gynecological inflammation and various abnormal vaginal discharge......

When Li Shimin soaked in the pool to enjoy, Li Su finally came back to his senses, and jumped up from the hot water as if he had been electrocuted, who knew that the bottom of the pool was too smooth, Li Su's feet were unstable, and he suddenly lost his center of gravity and slipped, plopping his head into the pool water, and struggling to stand up after a long time.

"Your Majesty...... 陛xià. Minister, minister...... What ......" Li Su was mentally stimulated, his brain was a little messy, and he was incoherent, and he didn't even know what he was talking about.

Li Shimin opened his eyes lazily, and his tone was a little dissatisfied: "Soak in the water, what are you doing?" ”

"Yes, yes......" Li Su stood in the pool and hesitated. hesitated whether to salute Li Shimin in the pool first or jump out of the pool full of various bacteria before saluting.

After hesitating for only a blink of an eye, Li Su quickly made a decision, jumped out first, and then said, now this situation is equivalent to standing in a stinky ditch, it is too dirty......

"Majesty, uh...... Majesty is the true dragon of heaven, today the real dragon jumped into the pool of the minister is the dragon swimming in the sea, your majesty xià you swim slowly, just have fun. The minister retired first......"

After Li Su finished speaking, he was bare-assed, and a white thigh was on the edge of the pool and was ready to climb out.

Li Shimin, who was soaking at the other end of the pool, closed his eyes and said slowly: "Stop me, if you dare to climb out, I will ask the warrior outside the door to throw you into the snowdrift with your bare ass, do you believe it?" ”

"Faith."

Li Su resigned himself to the pool, looking up to the sky and sighing sadly, just now he saw that his bath was all kinds of pleasing to the eye and comfortable, and at this moment, the mist slowly rising in the house turned into green poisonous gas in his eyes. It was so smoked that his whole face turned green.

Of course, what made him even more unpleasant was the inexplicable extra person in the pool. But he can't afford to mess with this person.

An old man and a young man soaked quietly in the pool, and the two were relatively silent.

Pulling over the wooden tray floating on the water, Li Shimin raised his eyebrows at him and motioned for him to drink.

Li Su pursed her lips and shook her head quickly.

He didn't forget it, just now Li Shimin jumped in and poured a sip of wine directly into the spout. Other words...... The flask is already dirty.

"The minister doesn't drink at home." Li Su said humbly.

Li Shimin closed his eyes and said slowly: "Okay, people who don't drink even don't forget to put a pot of wine on the water when they take a bath, and you are making up more and more perfunctory nonsense......"

A hint of amazement flashed on Li Su's face, so he hurriedly made up another nonsense that was not too perfunctory: "...... Before His Majesty came, the minister was already overwhelmed. ”

Li Shimin was too lazy to bother with him. Just snorted coldly, picked up the flask and poured another long sip of wine, and then let out a long sigh.

"I have been to your house before, but I didn't look carefully, in the middle of winter soaked in this big pool, it was really very happy, after returning to the palace, I also asked the craftsman to build a pool behind your house as it is, and jump in it to soak after reviewing the music every day, it is really as comfortable as a fairy......" Li Shimin's lazy eyes finally opened, looked at Li Su lightly, and said: "Hun boy, your family from those strange so-called' Chair', go to this big pool, and think about all the mess you made before, what liquor, perfume, green vegetables, ......"

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Li Su, with a bit of contempt, Li Shimin continued: "...... I can see that you are a lazy person who is content with pleasure and does not want to make progress, how to live a comfortable life, and how to make yourself more comfortable and comfortable all day long, hum, God has given you a peerless talent, but you waste it on such arrogant and lascivious things, it is simply a blasphemy of God's beauty......"

Seeing that the more Li Shimin spoke, the more unpleasant it became, Li Su couldn't help but confess: "Your Majesty, the minister is also very attentive to Sheji, and the previous offer of encouragement, as well as gunpowder earth-shaking thunder, as well as horseshoes, and flow production methods...... Wait a minute. ”

Li Shimin sneered, looking at him with more and more disdain: "Do you call this a hard work for the community?" You're clearly handy, 'handy', you know? I'm bored and feel sorry for my hair, so I just got something useful for the society to come out as a handover, with your talent if you really focus on the society, ten years later, you are only in your twenties, I can assert that you are already the world's pillar of the minister, the pillar of the country, a hundred years later, you will be my trust, and now, you look at where your mind is used! ”

Saying that, Li Shimin had a blaming expression of "you are degenerate", raised his hand and pointed to the furnishings in the room, as well as another door on the north side of the house......

"Huh? What else is in that door? ”

Li Su blinked blankly, a little uncomfortable with the emperor's jumping thinking.

"Talk back! Put on a stupid face and think I'm really stupid when you're stupid? Li Shimin aggravated his tone with dissatisfaction.

"Ahh That door...... Inside that door is the sauna dry steam room. Li Su hurriedly replied.

"What is a 'sauna'?"

"It's just that people who have soaked in the bath go in and steam, like steaming steamed buns......"

"Let's go, let's try."

Li Shimin suddenly became interested, and stood up from the pool with a bang, the naked body of the emperor really blinded Li Su's dog eyes......

Li Shimin ignored him and walked out of the pool. Walked bare-bottomed towards the sauna.

Li Su hurriedly jumped out of the pool, looked at the pool of water that had been soaked by others, and pursed his lips in disgust.

After Li Shimin leaves, he must jump into the boiling water to disinfect, otherwise he will not survive.

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The sauna is basic, with a row of wooden benches. In the middle of an iron shelf, the servants burned the pebbles red with charcoal fire outside, and put them in the shelf, poured a scoop of water on the red stones, and the white mist scurried upwards, and the temperature in the house suddenly rose.

"Ahh Hot! Comfortable! Li Shimin let out a sigh of admiration, closed his eyes happily and enjoyed it, forgetting that he was still scolding Li Su for being "arrogant and lascivious" just now.

Seeing Li Shimin close his eyes, Li Su dared to sneak a glance at him, and poured two more scoops of water on the stone as if retaliating. At this time, the temperature in the room suddenly soared, and the two of them suddenly sweated like pulp.

took a hot towel and wiped it on his body a few times, Li Shimin didn't seem to mind Li Su's revenge, and still looked like he was enjoying it.

"You, if you're really a blessed, this Sang, well, what is Sang?"

Li Su hurriedly said: "Sauna room." ”

"Yes. Sauna, go back and draw a drawing. Give me the secret recipe, and make a ...... in the Taiji Palace after I go back" Li Shimin said and suddenly showed a strange smile: "In the first year of the former Sui Yining, I and my father Emperor Jinyang raised an army against the Sui, and it only took less than a year for me and my father to overthrow Sui Yang with their own hands and build a new dynasty with a lot of weather. From the first year of Yining, to the eleventh year of Zhenguan now, a full twenty years, I worked hard and forgot to die when I fought the country, and I worked hard to govern the country when I defended the country. Now under the rule of a huge territory, the government is honest and the people are happy, all countries are coming to the dynasty, and the beginning of the prosperous era is also, Li Su, you say, I ...... Isn't it time to enjoy a few days of bliss? ”

Li Su was stunned for a moment, and the big call just now went around here, and finally understood what Li Shimin meant.

From the rebellion against the Sui to the founding of the Tang Dynasty, from the Xuanwu Gate to the current Guotai and the people's peace, the past 20 years have made extraordinary achievements, and finally made this heavenly khan Xià breed complacency, simply put, he was born in sorrow, and now he wants to die in peace.

Li Shimin is only a mortal after all, there is always a comfortable and lazy side in human nature, mortals will not work endlessly all their lives, when his achievements reach a self-perceived peak, and he begins to look down on all beings as a god, the feeling of complacency and pleasure will involuntarily emerge.

Li Su understands very well, in fact, the idea of "death and peace", Li Su, who is seventeen years old this year, has already understood, and works hard towards this goal every day, the biggest ideal in this life is to lie flat in a room full of money and do nothing, until he dies of old age, and after death, he goes to the king of Hades and asks how he died, and answers, "Enjoy and enjoy death." ”

This is the right way to open life.

Li Shimin only understood this truth when he was in his forties this year, and his understanding was indeed a little worse.

Understanding is understanding, but Li Su did not dare to express his opinions indiscriminately, after all, the emperor had the idea of pleasure, and this sign was very dangerous and would affect the rise and fall of a country.

"Your Majesty is dictatorial, everything has an idea, and the minister does not dare to talk nonsense." Li Su said respectfully.

Li Shimin snorted and said with a smile: "It would be nice if the courtiers in the palace were as knowledgeable as you, but it's a pity that Wei Zheng has those old ...... Ahem, the old courtiers are verbose all day long, hum, the world is all mine, why can't I live a good life for a few days? ”

Li Su didn't answer, and poured another scoop of water on the stone, and with a bang, a white swirling mist rose from the house.

The two sleek monarchs and ministers suddenly fell silent.

Li Su is very patient, he knows very well that Li Shimin came to his house on a snowy day, and he never came to his house to take a bath and sauna.

Sure enough, after being silent for a long time, Li Shimin got to the point.

"Li Su, I forcibly broke you up after I knew that you had a personal relationship with Dongyang, do you hate me?"

Li Su pursed his lips and said against his will: "Don't hate." ”

Li Shimin nodded: "Although I know that what you said is false, but I just treat you as if you are telling the truth, on the contrary, you deceived the monarch and had a relationship with Dongyang privately, which disgraced the reputation of the Heavenly Family, guess what, do I hate you?" ”

Li Su unconsciously straightened his waist and said in a deep voice: "I don't know what to do, I go deep, the minister and Dongyang from acquaintance to love, a qiē from the heart, and there is no false intention, it is wrong to deceive His Majesty, the minister knows the crime, but the minister knows the crime of deceiving His Majesty, but Dongyang's affection is two different things, the minister and Dongyang...... In the clear. ”

Hard Bangbang's words came out, Li Shimin didn't get angry this time, just sighed, and said: "Let's not mention my identity first, let's just say that ordinary people, if you have a beautiful daughter raised in the boudoir, as a father, I just want to find a good family for her, find a good family to entrust her life, who knows that the daughter is disobedient, and secretly has a lifelong engagement with other children, if you are a father, how should you choose?" ”

Li Su glanced at Li Shimin's expression, and saw that he had no signs of anger, so he mustered up the courage to snort with resentment, and said: "If I am a father, I will definitely fulfill my daughter's wishes, she will decide who she likes to let her marry, and who dares to oppose others and break his dog's legs!" ”

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PS: I'm out of town, and I can't go home tonight, but the hard-working thief is not broken...... (To be continued......)