102. Your face is my face
"Say what?" Ruan Qingzhi frowned, "Do this and do that at every turn, you haven't changed your habits when you were bandits, haven't you?" β
"We didn't ......" Cheng Hu was aggrieved.
He didn't become a bandit! The bandits are the gang under Adjutant General Wang! Those people are still on an errand in Jin Wuwei at this time!
Ruan Qingzhi didn't allow him to argue, waved his hand and blocked it back with a word: "No!" When your hands are itchy, go to the kitchen to help kill pigs, and do less to kill people in the future! β
"Oh." Cheng Hu understood.
Ruan Qingzhi was afraid that he would be wronged, and added: "Besides, these two grandmothers are here to teach me the rules, and they are not here to bully me, are you embarrassed to fight and kill?" It's never too late to kill me when they bully me! Besides, there are still four of them in the ancestral hall that have not been buried, and now you have to kill two of them, so you really don't have to spend money to buy a coffin? β
Cheng Hu and Li San, who then rushed over with another grandmother, finally had an epiphany, and they should have said in unison.
Ruan Qingzhi smiled at the two grandmothers again: "You don't have to be afraid of them! Although they look a little fierce when they kill, they are actually very obedient! β
The two grandmothers were not reassured, but took two steps back in unison.
Kill...... Homicide?
Are the house slaves of the Prime Minister's Mansion so fierce? Is it so dangerous outside the uterus? Hasn't it always been said that the prosperous world is peaceful, why is it that outside the palace is a world where you can kill people casually?
The two of them have lived in the palace for decades, and they have long forgotten what the "world" is like. What's more, the world is changeable, and the memories of childhood have long been inaccurate.
Of course, they also suspected that Ruan Qingzhi was pretending to scare people, but the two guards in front of them were full of murderous energy, and there was faint blood emitting from their bodies when they walked, which could not deceive people at all.
The two grandmothers couldn't figure it out, wasn't it a very glorious errand to go out of the palace to teach people the rules, how could they be "killed" if they didn't agree with them?
There was silence in the garden for a while. The two grandmothers were very frightened, and Ruan Qingzhi, who was in awe of them, looked innocent: "Two grandmothers, you won't bully me, right?" β
"We," Mama Cao said with difficulty, "...... We are here to teach rules, not to bully. β
Ruan Qingzhi immediately turned to the guards, and his smile was innocent and bright: "Look! They said they wouldn't bully me! β
The scar on Cheng Hu's eyebrows moved, and his expression seemed to be a little disappointed: "Then I have to keep it first, and then kill it when it doesn't like it in the future." β
The two grandmothers stepped back again, almost crying.
It's not easy for them, they have lived for such a long time, and they know for the first time that life is difficult.
In the end, it was Ruan Qingzhi who kindly drove the guards away, and smiled Yingying to persuade them not to be afraid. The two grandmothers were grateful to Dade, and felt that the girl in front of them was as gentle as a little fairy when she was not fierce.
Teach the rules? That's still forget it, the rules don't matter!
The two glanced at each other, and Mama Cao tentatively said, "Teaching rules is the will of the palace, Ruan ...... The county lord may have to enter the palace for a banquet in the near future, and this ceremony is ......"
"Etiquette?" Ruan Qingzhi leaned against the railing, "What kind of etiquette and rules, others need those things, I don't need them!" Even if I pounce on the spot and pull the emperor's beard, someone will protect me! β
The two grandmothers were immediately relieved when they heard this.
It seems that this is a stupid girl, not only stupid but also not afraid of death.
In this way, it will be easy to do, and no matter what mess she causes at the palace banquet at that time, it will be enough to say that she is making her own temperament. The temperament is not good, and this is not to blame on the teacher who teaches the rules!
So the two sides happily reached an agreement, and with Yun politely led the two grandmothers into the wing, telling them to just live here with peace of mind, and wait for three days to return to the palace to resume their lives.
The two grandmothers looked at the damp and tattered room, and they felt aggrieved in their hearts and didn't dare to say it.
And at this moment, in front of Ruan Qingzhi's door, Cheng Hu and Li San went and returned, looking at the direction of the wing room with Ruan Qingzhi, with a gloomy face.
Banyue patted the railing and sneered: "I thought they had a lot of ability, but it turned out to be two pustules!" I didn't see a drop of blood, and I was so scared that I was about to pee my pants in a few words, and this little courage is also due to their courage to come to the door! β
Cheng Hu frowned, worried: "Miss, I'm afraid it's not safe to put them in the yard like this, do you think we should seal the door?" Otherwise, scare them again, like 'accidentally' let them see a few corpses or something! β
Ruan Qingzhi leaned on the railing and said gracefully: "No, they will go to see it themselves." β
"What?!" Cheng Hu was taken aback.
Ruan Qingzhi leaned against the pillar, lazy: "They came with a mission, since I mentioned earlier that there are dead bodies in the ancestral hall, they will definitely go to see them." When the time comes, remember to make it easier and don't guard the door too tightly. β
Banyue was furious: "What do you mean? Aren't they just here to teach the rules, but to hear the news? Does the emperor want to be so shameless? β
When he came back from the wing room, he also suspected that Ruan Qingzhi was thinking too much: "The emperor shouldn't need such a means to listen to the news, not to mention that those two are too useless!" β
"Let's wait and see," Ruan Qingzhi smiled nonchalantly, "It's not the first time he's used a trick that is both inferiority and useless!" β
After thinking about it, everyone felt that her guess was not unreasonable.
The other party first arrogantly broke into the door and said that he wanted to teach the rules, and then he was easily frightened by a few words, which felt a bit ridiculous no matter how you thought about it.
Anything that seems ridiculous is often behind it because someone has resorted to it. This truth is understood by the people of Xifangyuan and the Northwest Army.
Especially the person behind the other party is still the emperor.
Ruan Qingzhi sneered, turned around and went back to the room: "I'm afraid that the emperor is about to hate me to death at this time, how can he be kind enough to arrange someone to come over the house to teach me the rules!" That's a clumsy excuse! β
Dare to use such a clumsy excuse to stuff people in, either because the other party is stupid and can't see through his conspiracy, or because he is shameless enough, even if the other party sees through the conspiracy, he can't do anything with him.
So, that's an old bastard!
Ruan Qingzhi complained angrily, and not long after he sat down, he slapped the table and stood up again: "Sitting in the room is suffocating!" Let's go out on the streets! It's been a long time since I've been to Jumozhai, and I don't know if Shopkeeper Song will scold me behind my back! β
As soon as the words fell, someone outside answered: "I know that he will scold you, do you still want to go and scold?" β
"Your Highness!" The two of them stood up at the same time.
Ruan Qingzhi reluctantly raised his head and pursed his lips: "Can you not always be so elusive?" If this continues, I'll be scared out of you sooner or later! β
Ye Han smiled and lifted the curtain and entered the door: "How could this king ever be 'elusive'?" Isn't talking outside just to avoid scaring you when you suddenly enter the door? β
"Hey, you're justified!" Ruan Qingzhi slapped the table and stood up: "His Royal Highness King Li, if you want to see me, shouldn't you come in through the gate and be notified by the little maids?" β
Ye Han shook his head and said, "It's not okay to come in through the gate." You and I are fiancΓ©s, according to the rules, we can't meet in private, even if we don't see each other for a day, like crazy thoughts every other day! β
The two of them heard it next to them, and they laughed together.
Ruan Qingzhi suddenly blushed: "Who is with you as an unmarried couple!" Who is 'crazy about you'! β
"Ah, there's really no need to think about it," Ye Han didn't feel embarrassed at all, "after all, I just saw it in the morning." β
Hey?!
The two of them widened their eyes at the same time.
They seem to know something amazing!
Ruan Qingzhi didn't show him the red ears and red shyness as Ye Han expected, but calmly threw himself over and hung it around his neck, grinning: "I only saw it in the morning, and it doesn't prevent me from thinking about you!" I started thinking about you before you left! β
Ye Han suddenly blushed, and he lost this game.
Seeing this, Ruan Qingzhi immediately let go of his hand, took two steps back and made a serious appearance: "You just came back from the palace, right?" Why are you coming to me again? Haven't you been busy lately? β
"I don't want to meet those boring people," Ye Han sat down at the table, "It's nothing more than a struggle for power, how can you be at ease here!" β
Ruan Qingzhi frowned, worried.
If you want to be an emperor, you have to fight for power and profit! doesn't even fight for rights, isn't that just lying flat and being slaughtered? is so unmotivated, can you help her get the phoenix seal!
The more Ruan Qingzhi thought about it, the more anxious he became.
Ye Han saw that she was about to turn her face again, so he hurriedly came over and hugged her from behind, and explained helplessly: "I just returned to Beijing, and I haven't got my identity back, so it's not beneficial to communicate with courtiers at this time." The loyal men of the court were originally on my side, and there was no need to win over the rest of the wall, so I shouldn't have wasted time with them. β
This seems to be reasonable, and Ruan Qingzhi's heart is a little calmer.
Ye Han breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that this level was barely passed, so he hurriedly changed the topic and asked with a smile: "I heard that the old man really came to ask for a prescription?" β
Ruan Qingzhi shook his head and smiled: "Don't say it so ugly!" His Majesty wanted me to take the prescription to the Tai Hospital to worship, and for fear that I would be reluctant, he also rewarded me with the identity of a 'Qingyang County Lord'! β
Ye Han also smiled, his eyes were cold: "His face is quite thick." β
"It doesn't matter, I'm thicker-skinned!" Ruan Qingzhi smiled and comforted.
Ye Han was immediately relieved, raised his hand and rubbed it on the top of her head, and said with a smile: "Clean up, let's go out for a walk." β
Ruan Qingzhi immediately cheered and rushed to the dressing table, and while beckoning Yun Banyue to help her redress her makeup, she asked Ye Han again: "You haven't been troubled in the palace, have you?" If your father can't get a prescription, will he be angry with you? β
Ye Han sat on the chair next to her and looked at her with a smile: "You don't have to worry about the affairs of the court. He didn't want to see me in the morning, and it didn't matter if he added such a trivial matter. β
Ruan Qingzhi turned her head suddenly, but forgot that Xianyun was helping her comb her hair, and this movement immediately pulled her scalp, making her grin in pain.
So the words that were about to be said were stuck in my throat. She inhaled hissedly, and after a moment she said sullenly, "If you feel sad, don't laugh." β
"What's so sad," Ye Han's smile didn't change, "I've been used to it for a long time!" β
Ruan Qingzhi frowned and didn't speak, and the two girls helped her comb her mustache and change her clothes, and then heard Ye Han say again: "He said that I have been in the border for several years, and my temperament has become more and more perverse, so I want to go back to the study to study and cultivate my self." β
"Hah!" Ruan Qingzhi laughed, "Studying? I remember that the prince had to start working after the age of fourteen, and he didn't have to go to the study every day, right? β
Ye Han nodded, and added, "But it's not entirely the case. The sixth child is seventeen this year, and he has to go to the study every three or five to endorse it. Because he was so stupid, he never read through the few books that others had to memorize before the age of fourteen. β
Ruan Qingzhi laughed twice, and then immediately sank his face again.
In the study, even the eldest sixth prince, who has become a joke, is only seventeen years old. Now that bastard emperor deliberately arranged for Ye Han to go over to study, isn't that a joke that is clearly for the princes and courtiers to see him?
The more Ruan Qingzhi thought about it, the more angry he became, and his sleeves snapped: "The Dog Emperor has a good calculation!" Arranging for you to go to the study to study can not only keep you in Beijing, but also not arrange for you to do things, and it can also make you ridiculed and lose your prestige...... Three birds with one stone, really clever! β
"yes!" Ye Han smiled with relief, "You think very thoroughly. That's what my father must have meant. β
Ruan Qingzhi couldn't laugh, but felt bored in his chest: "Then what are you going to do?" Is it okay for him to humiliate you like this? β
Ye Han took her hand and stepped out of the threshold, and said as he walked: "It's just reading, he thinks it's humiliating me, but it's not necessarily a humiliation for me." I haven't been reading much since I was eleven or twelve, and it's not a bad thing that I have the opportunity to go back to my study. β
Ruan Qingzhi stomped his feet as he walked, and trampled on his feet: "Why isn't this a bad thing?" You went into the study, and the people who read with you were all little kids, and you were an old man, and you were a dead man! β
"Ahem!" Ye Han choked on his own saliva, and his face suddenly turned red: "Qingzhi, can we not mention this 'old' word every once in a while?" β
"Aren't you old if you don't mention it?" Ruan Qingzhi asked rhetorically.
Ye Han looked up at the sky, and suddenly he didn't have the heart to chat.
Ruan Qingzhi knew that he was angry and uncomfortable, and said sullenly: "You are an old man, it's really embarrassing to recite 'Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang' with those little kids...... What to do, I suddenly don't want to marry you anymore! β
Ye Han was excited, and immediately put away his resentment, turned back and grabbed her sleeve: "Put away your messy thoughts, listen to me!" β
Ruan Qingzhi turned to look at him.
Ye Han took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said: "When you go to the study to study, you don't have to read 'Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang'!" Although I have been at the border for many years, I have not fallen behind in reading and learning characters, and I have seen countless techniques of the art of war and strategy to govern the country. Therefore, going to the study room is also a wonderful opportunity for me - an opportunity to show the Chinese courtiers my strategy of governing the country! β
"Huh?!" Ruan Qingzhi exclaimed.
Ye Han looked back at the direction of Miyagi and sneered: "Originally, there have always been some military generals in the court who have supported me. Although the ministers respected me, they secretly had to laugh at me for being a martial artist. Now it's a good thing, my father has sent a wonderful opportunity to me, if I don't make good use of it, it won't be a 'good intention' of his old man! β
Ruan Qingzhi thought about his words carefully, and suddenly felt better: "So, you want to thank the emperor for giving you this opportunity?" β
Ye Han was about to nod, but saw Ruan Qingzhi's eyebrows flashing with a hint of sorrow: "But can you?" What those civil servants like is not only the strategy of governing the country, but also the education of saints, what kind of benevolence and so on, how much do you know? You're not timid, are you? β
Ye Han looked at her, blinked, and looked aggrieved: "Qingzhi, you look down on me!" β
Ruan Qingzhi saw him playing treasure, and he was relieved.
Ye Han doesn't often do things that he is not sure of, since he said so, he must have a number in his heart.
In this way, she can start looking forward to the day when the emperor will be deflated in the future!
Thinking of this, Ruan Qingzhi was in a good mood, and he was still excited after getting into the carriage.
But not long after she was excited, she immediately remembered what was going on beside her, and hurriedly asked, "So the emperor plans to let you settle down in Shangjing?" And what about the Northwest Army? It's so far away, nothing will happen, right? β
Ye Han grabbed her hand and sneered, "Father asked me to hand over the talisman. He has found a suitable candidate in the DPRK and China, and will leave for the border tomorrow. β
If he hadn't been sitting in the carriage at the moment, Ruan Qingzhi would have jumped up in anger.
"He's really trying to replace you? The cities you have brought down with your life, the soldiers you have brought out with your own hands, will from now on become someone else's? You will no longer be the commander of the Northwest Army in the future? She was so angry that her heart hurt, and she pinched her throat and hissed.
Ye Han hurriedly patted her on the back and comforted her, and comforted her repeatedly: "Don't be annoyed, don't be annoyed, this matter is not worth being angry about!" Not everyone in the Northwest Army can bring it, even if they give them the talisman, no one except me can mobilize the soldiers and horses of the Northwest Army! β
Ruan Qingzhi was a little relieved when he heard this, but his anger still didn't subside: "But he's too shameless!" How embarrassed is he to open his foul mouth! - So did you give him the talisman? β
Ye Han shook his head, looking a little innocent: "The talisman is not in my hand." β
Ruan Qingzhi's heart suddenly tightened.
Night Cold's talisman is not the same thing as her medicine. The prescription is used to cure the sick and save people, and if it is lost, it will be lost, and the emperor cannot cure her for this crime; The talisman is a talisman for mobilizing soldiers and horses, and if Ye Han dares to say that the talisman has also been lost, it will be a capital crime.
Ruan Qingzhi wanted to ask him where he had left the talisman, but suddenly saw the smile that Ye Han couldn't hide in the corner of his eyes, and immediately had an epiphany: "You hid the talisman?" But you can't escape the death penalty even if you hide the military talisman, what excuse did you find to fool your father? β
Ye Han hugged her and chuckled: "Wronged! Where can I find any excuses? The last time I was hunted down and killed in Luoyun Mountain, I lost my armor and lost my armor, and I struggled to escape for my life, and of course the talisman is no longer on me! β
"Isn't that still lost? It's still a capital offense! Ruan Qingzhi was not at ease.
Ye Han took the opportunity to hug her tightly and laughed: "The death penalty is not my capital crime!" My talisman has always been held for me by Vice Admiral Wang! As for where Vice Admiral Wang got it later, then I don't know! β
"Vice General Wang......" Ruan Qingzhi frowned and thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "Wang You! β
Wang You built a cottage near Shangjing and pretended to be a thief, and was later captured by King Rui. Later, Emperor Kaien incorporated those "bandits" into Jinwuwei, and pretended to order a thorough investigation of the matter of Luoyun Mountain.
Although no one seriously investigated at that time, Rui Wang Lingxiao was still ordered to inquire about Wang You in order to verify his identity, and this matter was recorded in the Western Imperial Historical Observatory.
"So, the talisman of the Northwest Army was in the hands of Vice General Wang, and it was later collected by King Rui?" Ruan Qingzhi's eyes widened, and he pretended to be terrified: "Oh my God, King Rui took away the talisman, why didn't he tell the emperor?" Is he going to rebel? β
Ye Han cooperated with her performance, with a helpless expression: "I don't know!" The fourth brother has always been ambitious as a wolf, and it is not surprising that he has the heart of rebellion! Alas, now that he has fallen to this point, if he can take out the talisman, his father may still open up to him; If he doesn't come to his senses, then ......"
Before he finished speaking, Ruan Qingzhi had already laughed and fell into his arms: "His Royal Highness King Li, you have also learned badly!" β
"I learned from you!" Ye Han didn't blush at all, "Anyway, my talisman is lost!" Just like your prescription, I can't find it! β
Ruan Qingzhi laughed: "Okay, good! Lost! Can't find it! Since the emperor wants it so much, let him find a way to find it himself! β
Ye Han took the opportunity to hug her tighter, rubbing his chin against her cheek for a while.
Ruan Qingzhi smiled for a while before noticing, and immediately turned his face to glare at him: "Are you taking advantage of me?" β
Ye Han shouted wrongedly: "Rubbing your daughter-in-law's face, what kind of advantage is this?" Your face is my face......"
"And my thighs are yours?" Ruan Qingzhi glanced at him fiercely, "You tell me clearly, how did I sit on your lap?" Where do you put your hands? β
"I don't know!" Ye Han pretended to be innocent, "Hey, what are you doing sitting on my lap?" With such a spacious carriage, why did you get into my arms? β
Ruan Qingzhi heard him reverse black and white, and was so angry that he gritted his teeth and twisted him: "I can see through you!" A bad stomach! You're the last thing to do! β
Ye Han grinned exaggeratedly, and couldn't help laughing: "Sure enough, after returning to Shangjing, you broke up with me, you didn't see me so much when you were in Yangcheng before!" Daughter-in-law, our marriage has not yet been decided, you don't have to rush to avoid suspicion so early! β
Hearing "The marriage has not yet been decided", Ruan Qingzhi frowned and let go of his hand, got up and sat on the opposite panel with a face: "The marriage has not yet been decided, so it is even more time to avoid suspicion." Otherwise, if you can't get married in the future, won't I let you take advantage of it in vain! β
Ye Han rubbed his hands in frustration, a little aggrieved: "Then you also took advantage of me, it's fair!" β
Ruan Qingzhi was about to argue, but when he saw him smile again, he got up and opened the curtain: "We're here!" β
Not far away, there was a faint sound of silk and bamboo.
Ruan Qingzhi reluctantly followed him and got up to look out: "What kind of place is this?" β