Text Chapter 89 Robbery (Ask for Collection)
Chapter Eighty-Nine: The Robbery
In the blink of an eye, he squatted in the county yamen in the city for three months, and Shi Bin's mind was full of resettlement, purchasing grain, farm tools, livestock and poultry, and getting a 'bandit' every once in a while for Tanzhou Zhizhou and Jia Nidao to see, so as to get some military supplies to supplement the county.
Sitting in this city every day is an office business, and the way of working is no different from that of the general managers in the previous life, but with more power.
As soon as Shi Bin bumped into this, it was drowsiness, and one after another, others were so tired that they dozed off, and he was so annoyed that he dozed off. According to his own understanding, this is not much different from going to prison, a person sitting in this study reading documents, and there are two guards outside the door, he is like a prisoner, it is not as good as a person outside to ask for food, at least they want to eat, drink, and sleep.
Finally, he couldn't bear this shackled lifestyle anymore, and thought to himself that even the prisoners had to let off the wind every few days, and he was tired for three months without a day off. Thinking about the National Day holiday and the Qingming holiday in his previous life, Shi Bin is very nostalgic now, and now he has determined a corollary in his mind: most of the short-lived ghosts of the ancient emperors were not because of any absurdity, but because they did not have a holiday.
Of course, these truths are correct in the 21st century, but in the Great Song Dynasty, they are very crooked, working every day is qualified, working overtime at night is hardworking, and being tired and vomiting blood is for the country and the people. So if Shi Bin just wants to get out of the city, he has to find a good reason, and he can't let people see the flaws.
After making up his mind, he summoned Liu Xiancheng over to ask if there was anything else in the city that had not been done, it is estimated that Shi Bin's attitude last time made him save up enough energy to do things, who knows that although this county Cheng is an old slippery head, he also has considerable ability to do things, and everything is going on in an orderly manner.
According to Liu Xiancheng, as long as Shi Bin is responsible for reviewing and approving it, the rest will be left to him. Of course, he wouldn't believe his words, and then Shi Bin called Wang San to verify that it was indeed true. Shi Bin had no choice but to 'appreciate' Liu Xiancheng very happily, and got five taels of silver to encourage him.
The reason for leaving the city was not found, but he folded five taels of silver, which was really a loss of rice. But his brothers and soldiers are all struggling to move forward one by one, but it is indeed a bit unseemly for him, the boss, to go out for a walk. I wanted to find my think tank Wang San to discuss how to go out of the city to let off steam, but after thinking about it, I counted him as the happiest at work, the most like a workaholic, and I couldn't do such a stupid thing as asking him to discuss how to slack off.
The rest are Jia Ling and Liu Xiancheng, Jia Ling, a crazy girl, is very considerate of Shi Bin, and must be 100% in favor of him to sneak out of the city, for fear that she herself wants to go with her. As for Liu Xiancheng, he just inquired about the situation in the city, looking diligent and loving the people, and he was about to leave his post to play in a blink of an eye, and the contrast was too great, and he immediately became a capricious villain. Looks like if you can't figure out a way, you'll have to find that crazy girl.
He sat at his desk for half an hour, staring at a few official documents in front of him, but he still didn't come up with any solution. Finally, I had to 'borrow chickens and lay eggs' and go to Jia Ling for advice.
In addition to the occasional bright tongue, my husband has never been a guy who will be a good person, but his emotional intelligence is still relatively low, and he will definitely not go home to frolic when he is not in the county office during the day. Although she didn't go straight to the bedroom when she entered the door, it was somewhat suspicious, and Jia Ling still raised her vigilance. Shi Bin also knew that his little trick couldn't fool Jia Ling, but he had to try it or not, so he could only pray that she would be stupid today.
After less than a stick of incense, Jia Ling saw Shi Bin walking towards the bedroom, she grinned very proudly, and said secretly: "It's really a plan, and I actually know how to 'hide people's eyes and ears'." ”
As he spoke, Shi Bin had already entered the bedroom door and said with a smile: "Xiaoling, why didn't you go out today?" The weather is nice! ”
Although Jia Ling is wise, she is very straight, and rarely twists and turns, so she directly asked Shi Bin why he came back from the yamen so early today, if he was so hungry that he couldn't stand it.
Now Shi Bin can learn to be obedient, knowing that even if it is full of lies, Jia Ling will like it, but to tell the truth, even if it is good to her, he will make a stinking scolding that splits his head and covers his face.
So he nodded yes, saying that he especially wanted to eat the knife-cut noodles cooked by Jia Ling, and even said that he couldn't wait to see Jia Ling all the time. Of course, I knew that this was to make her happy, and the half-truths and half-truths could not be counted, although I still had doubts, but I did fall for it, and I didn't plan to take the initiative to ask Shi Bin why he went back home at this time.
Seeing that the first level had passed, Shi Bin made another 'jewelry offensive', and as soon as he sat down, he took out a good hosta from his sleeve. explained, this is the last time Zuixianlou invited the landlords to dinner, they gave a gift. During this time, I was too busy to count the gifts, and I didn't have time until today, so I immediately seized the time to pick out the best hosta and sent it to Jia Ling.
Women love beauty, and this trick worked immediately, and said with a smile: "You know that to make me happy, there must be some bad water to hold." Say, you're my husband, of course I'm going to help. ”
Since Jia Ling let go, she had to speak immediately, a woman's heart is like a needle under the sea, if she wakes up and changes her mind, she will give up all her efforts. Shi Bin euphemistically said that he was a little tired and wanted to go out of the city for a walk, but everyone else was working hard, and it was not good for him to go out of the city in front of everyone, so he could only secretly, hoping that Jia Ling would give an idea.
Jia Ling is such a smart woman, how could she not guess Shi Bin's thoughts. If her husband wants to go out of the city, he only needs to tell several hardcore entourages to keep it secret, and then he will sit in her carriage and naturally go out of the city unconsciously, why do he still say so many good things and then send a hosta? looked at Shi Bin with a slight mockery in his eyes, indicating that he had seen through his thoughts, and Shi Bin naturally understood this, but he didn't open his mouth to explain. Just emphasizing that wanting to get out of town is to wander around.
"Don't you want me to come along? Think I'm getting in the way? My smart husband? Jia Ling asked with a smile.
These were also expected by Shi Bin, and he also used a killer weapon and said: "My good lady, how can you think so, how can I think of you as a virtuous woman?" The key is that you are pregnant and should raise the baby at home, how can you still sit in the carriage and bump? Have you forgotten how your father scolded us last time? Maybe I'll go to the mountains to see how well those subordinates have built the village, and I have to make sure that our forces in Xiangtan are as stable as Mount Tai, are you right? Only if our strength grows quickly, then our children and grandchildren will be able to eat and drink without worry! ”
In the end, she was a traditional Chinese woman, and in the end she didn't carry Shi Bin's nonsense, saying that she would lend Shi Bin the carriage and Xiaoqin as a shield to cover him out of the city, and she would not follow.
Achieved the goal, Shi Bin was a good sweet talk, coaxing Jia Ling into a fairy. Then he took Jia Ling's carriage and took Xiaoqin and two guards out of Xiangtan City. Although the coaxing words were not entirely true, it was true that he wanted to go up the mountain to see his team, so as soon as he left the city, he walked up the mountain with two guards.
Since ancient times, the imperial court has strict rules regarding the dress of all classes of society. Taizong of the Northern Song Dynasty ordered that all colored officials, concubines, merchants, arteculars, and officials who are not officials in the county and town are only allowed to wear black and white clothes, with iron and horn belt hooks, and not purple. Wealthy merchants can ride horses, but the saddle cannot be painted, and the industrialists and businessmen cannot ride on the eaves, but can ride in a car, or a pocket carried by two people. However, in order to make the identity neither conspicuous nor lowly, he made a typical costume of a big businessman.
When passing through Shuangma Town, the smell of soup and meat buns in the town aroused the gluttony in my stomach, and my stomach gurgled. This feeling of being attracted by the delicious food but not eating it is very uncomfortable, anyway, even if you come out for a stroll, you don't have to go back to the house to eat, so you just got out of the carriage and tasted the fragrant soup dumplings.
The fragrant soup dumpling shop is on a corner in the west of the town, and it is really 'the smell of wine is not afraid of deep alleys', and people keep walking there. Shi Bin and the others also walked straight over. Xiaoqin took three steps and made two steps, looking like she couldn't wait to eat the soup dumplings, and waved her hand vigorously to signal Shi Bin and the others to hurry up and follow, as if she was afraid that the shop would run away with long legs.
As far as she looks, she seems to be a big foodie, and it is estimated that she was cultivated by Jia Ling.
Seeing not a few ordinary customers, but a group of people in big businessmen's clothes, the shopkeeper immediately came over to greet him with a smile on his face. Very politely asked Shi Bin what kind of soup dumplings he needed and how many soup dumplings he needed. This reminds Shi Bin of the words of the waitresses in the high-end hotels in later generations, such as 'Welcome', 'What can I do for you', 'Thank you for coming, please walk slowly'。。。。。
After the introduction of the shopkeeper, I knew that there were three varieties of soup dumplings, but they were placed on four stoves. Shi Bin felt a little strange, so he asked, and the boss said that the soup dumplings on the last stove were the most exquisite, the best taste, and they were full of color, flavor, and flavor.
Seeing that there were indeed some signs on the cage, Shi Bin certainly knew that this was a sign to prevent confusion, although some had some and some did not, but now it was the most important thing to eat, so he didn't care too much.
Today, I finally slipped out and had a full stomach, and I still had the strength to eat a few good steamed buns, so I made eight highest-grade soup dumplings.
After tasting it carefully, it was a rare delicacy in the world, and a few foodies immediately looked like refugees running out of the refugee camp. No matter what the food looks like, one by one the soup dumplings are stuffed directly into the mouth, although the soup in the buns flows out of the corners of the mouth, but it has not stopped.
Of course, you can't get up and leave immediately when you're full of food and drink, and you have to rest for a quarter of an hour. While resting and chatting about this delicacy, Shi Bin was satisfied with going out of the city today. I even want to take Jia Ling to have a meal with me in a few days.
The ancients said: Lazy people have a lot of feces and urine. It didn't take long for several people to go to the toilet again, so they were led in by the shopkeeper.
As soon as he entered the door, the shopkeeper sneezed and said, "Everyone, please don't look back, I'm a little cold." "People are always curious, they didn't see a sneeze when they first came, but now they say it's a bit cold, so they all look back at the same time to verify. Seeing that the shopkeeper did take out a folded handkerchief from his waist and prepared to use it, but before he could cover his nose, he suddenly shook it, and sprinkled a lot of medicinal powder from there, and then, Shi Bin and Xiaoqin immediately fell to the ground crookedly, unconscious.