"Huh! This really gets more handsome, this skin ......"

Yu Guang looked at the rearview mirror in the car, Zhang Xiaoshuai himself was also startled, causing the car to deviate sharply, almost missing the deep ditch next to him, and the frightened fruit eater let out an exclamation.

"I've become so handsome, Mei Mei and those roommates won't call me a narcissist anymore if they see me." Zhang Xiaoshuai remembered that because of his narcissism, he was often laughed at by Su Meimei and his roommates.

Looking at his handsome face, Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help but be stunned, he found that he was not only very handsome at this time, but also very white and tender, and what was even worse was that he might have taken the fruit of life, so that his eyes looked very clear and deep, and he had a mysterious temperament......

"Hey! Don't be so narcissistic, don't do it, be careful with your car! Next to him, he saw that Zhang Xiaoshuai always looked in the rearview mirror, and changed to one hand to control the steering wheel, and the other hand kept touching his face.

"I don't want to be narcissistic, my strength doesn't allow it!" Zhang Xiaoshuai muttered with a stinky face, "No matter who, at any time, anywhere, as long as you see such an earth-shattering handsome guy and beautiful man, who will be willing to look away?" ”

So Zhang Xiaoshuai drove while looking at himself in the rearview mirror, one eye, two eyes...... Watch endlessly.

As a result, every once in a while, the car would deviate from the direction, and the frightened fruit fruit was reminded again and again, so that he did not enter the ditch.

This was more than ten minutes, Zhang Xiaoshuai was deeply intoxicated by his handsome face and couldn't extricate himself, and he didn't know that the ugly face of the fruit eating fruit sitting in the co-pilot seat kept twitching......

"This taxi driver is so shameless." I felt that I was really eye-opening today, and I saw the lower limit of narcissism.

"Ah...... Watch out for a car on your right. Eating fruit suddenly exclaimed.

Zhang Xiaoshuai was once again distracted by looking at his face, but when he heard the exclamation of the fruit eater, he reacted quickly, slammed the steering wheel, and the vehicle coming from the fork in the right almost brushed by, but because the steering wheel hit too hard, with a bang, the left head hit the tree next to it.

Fortunately, Zhang Xiaoshuai's body function is now extremely fast, and he stepped on the brake at the last moment, but the left light and hood were damaged, which did not affect normal driving.

"You don't even want your life to see your own face." Eating fruit is simply speechless.

Zhang Xiaoshuai wiped a handful of sweat, his heart palpitated, and shouted: "What are you shouting, this is called a catastrophe and immortality, and there will be a blessing in the future." ”

As he spoke, he had put the car back on the road.

"......" Guoguo found that Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't seem to be worried about the damage to the vehicle at all, as if it was not his own car.

Fortunately, after getting back on the road, Zhang Xiaoshuai no longer narcissistically looked at himself in the rearview mirror and concentrated on driving, but occasionally when looking at the car behind him, he would look at his face violently.

It didn't take long for Zhang Xiaoshuai to drive the damaged car into the No. 3 Star Road Airport.

"Two clear!" As soon as the taxi stopped, Eat Fruit jumped out of the car and sped away.

"Hey! I'm afraid I'll ask him for taxi money! Zhang Xiaoshuai muttered, staring at himself in the rearview mirror and looking at him twice, "It's almost handsome." ”

Reluctantly retracting his gaze, Zhang Xiaoshuai also got out of the car and entered the airport hall.

As soon as he entered the hall, he saw a sign next to him: "Recruits who are going to report to the Gray Cloud Star Training Base, please go to the exclusive waiting room for soldiers on the 17th." ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai followed the instructions and soon came to the No. 17 waiting room.

There were two soldiers in military uniforms standing at the entrance, and without waiting for the other party to speak, Zhang Xiaoshuai took out his soldier card and handed it over.

Zhang Xiaoshuai has paid attention to the ranks in the army these days, and looking at the ranks of third-class soldiers and first-class sergeants on the shoulders of these two soldiers, he can't help but feel a little envious and even jealous.

According to the federal army rank system, there are eight ranks of soldiers, from the lowest to the highest, they are 1st class, 2nd class, 3rd class, senior sergeant, 1st sergeant, 2nd class, 3rd class, and senior sergeant. Above that are the officers, and there are other ranks.

"Warning, the host is jealous of others, according to the rules of the system, please make the jealous object jealous of the host within ten seconds, otherwise something terrible will happen." Zhang Xiaoshuai, who was secretly envious and jealous of these two veterans, suddenly turned the system interface in his mind blood-red, and then flashed a blood-colored word.

"Start Timer, 10,9......"

"I'm rubbing, what could be something terrible? It's not going to explode your head, is it? Zhang Xiaoshuai's heart was awe-inspiring, and he was anxious to die, but for a while, he didn't know how to make these two soldiers jealous of him.

“8！”

“7！”

The 10-second time passed in a flash, and when he thought of the terrible unknown consequences, Zhang Xiaoshuai became more and more panicked.

At this time, the third-level soldier took the soldier card, swiped it on an instrument in his hand, glanced at Zhang Xiaoshuai, frowned, and said, "The photos in your file are a little different from your real person!" ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai, who was frightened in his heart, was stunned for a moment, then his heart moved, his eyes lit up, and he pretended to be a stinky fart and said at a very fast speed: "Hey! It's because I've become more handsome and perfect these days. ”

“4！”

“3！”

"You guys are so jealous of me!" Seeing that the 10 seconds were about to end, Zhang Xiaoshuai became more and more panicked when he thought of the terrible unknown consequences.

At the same time, the third-level soldier and the first-class sergeant carefully compared, and it was really like this, if this photo was used for beauty, it was estimated that it would be the same as a real person.

It's just that this kid is so good-looking and handsome.

"Jealousy from Huang Guangrong +7."

"Jealousy from Li Feng +11."

In the last 1 second, Zhang Xiaoshuai actually received the jealousy of the third-level soldiers and first-class sergeants.

"Alarm cleared!" The blood-red interface in the mind returns to normal.

Zhang Xiaoshuai exhaled and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"It's dangerous!" Zhang Xiaoshuai secretly wondered in his heart, but he couldn't help but be a little curious about what terrible things would happen to him if the two veterans were not jealous of him just now.

He asks the little cartoon girl in his mind, but the other party ignores him.

"Alright, let's go in!" The third-level soldier stared at Zhang Xiaoshuai's face a few times with a little greed, "The skin is like a girl, enter the army, be careful of your ass." ”

"I'm so good-looking and handsome, that kind of thing is really possible." Zhang Xiaoshuai's face changed slightly, goosebumps all over his body, he couldn't help touching his buttocks, and secretly swore: "Whoever dares to touch my ass in the future, I will make him look good." ”

Thinking wildly, Zhang Xiaoshuai had already walked into the waiting room.

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