"I'm very self-sufficient in my own country, I have friends to talk to, dog friends to pet me, and I regularly go to meditation activities......

Qingwen was very curious and asked, "Isn't meditation an individual thing? Why do you still meditate in groups, is it just to get together and not be lonely?"

The little gray man laughed. You know, Qingwen and the little gray man have been dating for so long, and they didn't know that the little gray man could laugh at all. In Qingwen's perception, the little gray man is moody, why is this so, not because she herself repeatedly perceives that the little gray man is more advanced in culture, because Qingwen has an inferiority complex, people feel more and more unfathomable that the little gray man is unfathomable, so it is subjectively determined that the little gray man is not smiling. Today, I didn't expect the little gray man to laugh at all.

The little gray man immediately understood Qingwen's surprise, so he said it directly, he said:

"You're right, I'm not smiling, why, because our main mode of communication is through telepathy, so we don't need to use any language at all, or the auxiliary system of language, such as expressions, tones, sarcastic metaphors, and roundabouts to match language...... There's no need for all this nonsense, but I can only say you're half right. ”

Qingwen thought to herself, can this guy not gasp for breath and finish what he should say at once.

The little gray man said, "Yes, yes." ”

It seems that half of the communication between the little gray and Qingwen is now through telepathy directly to Qingwen's heart, and on the other hand, it is through the widely used tool for communication on the earth - language.

The little gray man said, " We, because we came to the earth, began to have some taste of the host, as the saying goes, follow the customs, although there is a deep and efficient synaesthesia and intuition, but it does not prevent us from learning to use your language to communicate with you, one such way is more intimate, and it is easy to be accepted by our communication objects, and one point, it is this language, the only thing that is more powerful than synaesthesia intuition is that it can be used to lie, or to say something plausible, so I am not afraid of you earthlings jokes, and now we aliens are also beginning to like language, with language, people don't have to be so straightforward, but can get away with it by saying specious things, and relieve the pressure on the parties to know the truth. ”

Qingwen pursed her lips and said, "It turns out that people like to lie, like to say nice things, like to avoid the important and light, and aliens are no exception." ”

The little gray man said: "Hey, Qingwen, you are not talking badly, you know, actually, I am not like this, but people don't like to bear the truth, and we aliens have to soften the truth out of a protective mentality." ”

Qingwen said: "For me, I still ask you to make a special exception, don't be lenient, and put forward any facts, I can accept it." ”

The little gray man smiled and said, "Not necessarily. ”

Qingwen said, "Do you bet?"

The little gray man said, "What do I have to lose?! ”

Qingwen said: "Last time, I got on your spaceship, but as a result, I didn't see anything, all because of what my wish was, and the spaceship evolved a scene for me." ”

The little gray man nodded and said, "That's right. ”

Qingwen said: "If I win this time, I ask to be able to board the spaceship, but please listen up, I want to really experience your spaceship, not be randomly dropped to a mental island by your spaceship." ”

The little gray man said, "This is easy to do, I can promise you." ”

Qingwen then said, "So, let's get started." ”

The little gray man scratched his bald head, not knowing what he was doing this action for, if he also learned it from the earth.

The little gray man said, "You are too short, you must be deficient in calcium, and you have some slight rickets. ”

When Qingwen heard this, she was about to get anxious, but remembering that she was making a bet with the little gray man, she forced herself to relax again.

Qingwen calmly said: "I care about this little bit, but I can comfort myself, because I am a southerner, you know, we southerners are shorter than northerners, northerners eat one season of rice, and we eat three seasons of rice, the same bowl of rice made of rice, can the nutrition level be the same?!"

The little gray man said, "Well, you are very calm, not picky. ”

It stands to reason that Qingwen has answered this question very satisfactorily, especially her attitude is particularly good, you know, at this time, especially in the process of betting, Qingwen should accept it when she sees it, but Qingwen did not make such a wise reaction at this time, on the contrary, it was difficult to calm down, and began to talk endlessly, saying:

"I am a grass in heaven and earth, and I am a mimosa, I am troubled by myself, I want to fall to the end of the world one day, I am busy every day, but I don't care about basking in the sun, eating calcium tablets, growing up, singing little songs happily, delaying the good time, and wasting the beautiful youth......"

The little gray man said, "This is not good, why is it like a resentful woman?"

Qingwen continued: "I should be carefree, and I blame Inspector Conan for worrying about helping, turning me from a young promise into a time-traveler, violating my biological clock. ”

The little gray man said, "Stop, can we stop?"

Qingwen didn't give up, and continued: "This girl is twenty-eight years old, and she has not reached the age to stop growing up, besides, some people are the first to grow, and some people are late, how do you know that I am not the kind of person who grows up late but has a lot of stamina?!

The little gray man was dumbfounded, but he didn't expect that he was just listing a simple topic that maybe Qingwen would care about and related to herself, and immediately, it made Qingwen jump and be shocked, it can be seen that it is really a tiger's ass that can't be touched. The little gray man silently thought in his heart, he had to learn a lesson, first, the girl on this earth is not easy to mess with, moody not to say, must not let others say that he is fat, or that he is not long, the little gray man repeatedly warned himself to be careful about the affairs of the villain on the earth, and everything that involves women on the earth. No wonder Confucius on Earth said that.