Chapter 10 The Teacher Who Can't Teach
The sun is shining, and the lotus leaves are in the fields. In the quiet and elegant small courtyard, the sword was teaching Ling Kun to practice swords on the orders of Zhao Mingyue.
Zhao Mingyue believed that Ling Kun had an unfathomable internal force, but she didn't know any martial arts, so she planned to let Shi Jian stay in Qizhou to teach Ling Kun to practice martial arts, while she was going north to Youzhou to inspect the battle situation of Song Liao.
I believe that when she comes back, she will be able to see a brand new martial arts master. However, things didn't go as smoothly as she thought.
Ling Kun's mind and body are still in the adaptation period, although his internal skills are excellent, but he has not practiced them himself, so he is completely out of the essentials, and he can't use his internal strength in sword moves at all when practicing swords.
The sword originally had a prejudice against him, but at this time, he couldn't successfully complete the task assigned by his master, so he was anxious in his heart, and scolded loudly: "Why are you so stupid, you can't use your internal skills, and you are not as good as a pig." ”
Ling Kun was also irritable from practice, and was scolded by this little girl for being a pig and a dog, so he was angry in his heart, threw away his sword and sat on the stone bench and said, "How can you blame me?" It's entirely your problem. ”
"Oh, my problem, what's my problem?" The sword was extremely angry, and pointed at Ling Kun's nose and asked.
"As the saying goes, there are no students who can't teach well, only teachers who can't teach, I didn't learn, it's all up to you." Ling Kun replied lazily.
When the sword heard this, he trembled with anger, I worked hard to teach you all morning, not only did you not appreciate it, but also put all the responsibility on my head, and what kind of saying, why haven't I heard such a saying.
She threw the sword in her hand, gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, I won't teach, then I won't teach." After speaking, he turned around and ran back to the room, and the moment he entered the door, the tears of grievance couldn't stop flowing out, and he lay on the table and whimpered and cried.
Zhao Mingyue had been watching in the house, and when she saw the sword crying into the house, she patted her on the back and said, "Don't pay attention to him, he is just a momentary tongue." ”
The servant knelt in front of Zhao Mingyue and cried: "Master, the slave and maid are not angry with him for talking, the slave and maid are ashamed that they did not complete the task assigned by the master." ”
Zhao Mingyue smiled, picked up the sword and said, "It's not your fault, he is not a mortal, you can't control him, I will teach him personally in the future." ”
"Master, do you want to teach him personally? There are so many leaders in the forbidden army in the capital, just find him one, why bother with the master. The sword wiped his tears and said.
Zhao Mingyue shook his head and said: "Those sect leaders may not be able to subdue him, besides, he will not be in a hurry, and he will start martial arts in three months, I will train him to become a talent at that time, let him show his face in front of the emperor, if he can win the top three, he can directly lead the troops into battle." ”
The sword lowered his head and whispered, "It's all the sword is incompetent, and he can't share the worries of the master." ”
Zhao Mingyue waved her hand and said, "I don't blame you, you go and pack your things, tomorrow I will only take you and Ling Kun to Youzhou to investigate." ”
"Master, this is too dangerous, in case it is discovered by the Liao people, it will not be good, let Li Feiteng and them all follow." Squire exclaimed.
"No, there are too many people, but it is eye-catching, just the three of us will follow the light car, no one will pay attention, I can teach Ling Kun to practice martial arts along the way."
In the afternoon, Zhao Mingyue began to teach Ling Kun to practice martial arts in person.
Ling Kun didn't dare to make a mistake in front of Zhao Mingyue, although his practice was still not very good, but at least his attitude was much better.
It's just that in front of Zhao Mingyue's stunning face, he was always in a daze involuntarily, and she whipped him several times before he woke up.
The next day, Zhao Mingyue and Shi Jian changed into men's clothes, explained to the subordinates in the front yard, and took Ling Kun to ride north, passing through Dezhou, Cangzhou, Yingzhou, Bazhou, Zhuozhou, and finally arriving in Youzhou.
Along the way, Zhao Mingyue taught Ling Kun the essentials of the exercises, and supervised him to practice hard when he was staying.
Ling Kun's current state is that his internal strength is high enough, and he can also learn martial arts, but the problem is that he can't integrate the two and use them together. However, under Zhao Mingyue's painstaking efforts and strict supervision, the progress is still obvious.
Now, as long as Zhao Mingyue raised the whip, Ling Kun's internal strength would be smoothly infused into the weapon in his hand. But as soon as he put down the whip, the sword in his hand immediately became as soft as a noodle, and Zhao Mingyue was also choked with anger again and again.
Entering Bazhou, the road conditions are getting worse and worse, and their speed is getting slower and slower.
Ling Kun and Shi Jian followed closely behind Zhao Mingyue on the left and right, Ling Kun was very bored, so he wanted to have some fun. He didn't dare to make a mistake to the arrogant and luxurious Zhao Mingyue, but he was not polite to the little maid and the sword, everyone was a slave, and there was nothing to scruple about.
"Hey, sword girl, how about I tell you a joke?" Ling Kun said with a shy face.
The sword glanced at him and said dissatisfiedly: "If you want to talk about it, don't be close, I'm not your sister." ”
Ling Kun laughed dryly twice, and said: "It is said that there is a Liao person, a Xixia person, and a Song Dynasty person who are trapped in the desert, and they are walking, and suddenly they see an old man, and the old man said that I am an immortal, and I can fulfill the wishes of the three of you." The people of Liao hurriedly said that I wanted a lot of money and a lot of beautiful women, and then sent me back to Liao. The Tangut people said that I wanted a lot of beauties and a lot of money, and then sent me back to Xixia. So both of them went back with a lot of money and beautiful women. The gods asked the people of the Song Dynasty what they wanted, and the people of the Song Dynasty said that they would come to a bar, and the gods satisfied him, and asked him what his second wish was, and the people of the Song Dynasty slowly drank and said that they would have another jar of wine, and after getting drunk, they put forward a third wish: I really want the two Liao people and the Xixia people, send them back to me. ”
"Poof." Shi Jian and Zhao Mingyue laughed at the same time, Zhao Mingyue turned around and said, "How can the people of the Song Dynasty be so bad, you have to say it, right?" ”
Ling Kun saw Zhao Mingyue's smile for the first time, and suddenly felt that the mountains, rivers, sun and moon were all overshadowed, and only Zhao Mingyue's face was exuding a bright light in the whole world.
Zhao Mingyue was embarrassed by him, and glared: "What do you see, look at the dog that gouged out your eyes." ”
Ling Kun suddenly woke up, and in order to hide his predicament, he hurriedly said, "Since the two ladies like to listen, why don't I talk about another one." ”
"Okay, then you can move on." Squire also found the journey boring, and it was quite interesting to listen to the story.
Ling Kun cleared his throat and continued: "Anyway, the three of us were walking in the mountains of Bazhou, and suddenly saw an old man, the old man pointed at me and said: I am a god, I can fulfill a wish of this young man, I said I want to make the world peaceful, the old man thought for a long time and said that this is a little difficult, you can change your wish, I said that I have a girl named Shijian, you make her beautiful." The old man looked at the sword and said to me, let's talk about the peace in the world. ”
Zhao Mingyue in front reacted quickly, laughed out loud, lying on the horse's back, trembling, and couldn't stand up for a long time.
The squire didn't react, he decided for a long time, and suddenly raised his fist and struck: "Okay, you actually said that I was ugly, and I killed you ......." ”