Chapter 17: Teaching Martial Arts
"So, big brother. When did you get an extra set of clothes? Zhang Fei said inappropriately.
Hearing Zhang Fei's words, Long Yuan hurriedly diverted the topic, "Third brother, do you think it is appropriate to ask this kind of question at this time?" ”
"What's wrong with that! If you don't understand, ask, isn't this what you taught me, big brother? Zhang Fei's natural stupidity was activated, and Long Yuan had nothing to say in a word.
"Ahem! Third brother, now we and my eldest brother are together to make a grand wish and do great things together. At this time, it is of course inappropriate for you to talk about these trivial things. Although I was also curious about why my eldest brother suddenly had an extra set of clothes in his hand, I didn't say it right away, but I wanted to ask when I was free. That's the right thing to do, you know? ”
"Alright! You have a lot of rules! Every day you say it, nothing I do is right. Zhang Fei turned his head and whispered.
"Third brother, what are you saying bad things about us again?" Long Yuan suddenly stretched out his right hand, his index finger bent, and made it look like he was stir-frying chestnuts at any time.
"No, big brother. You heard me wrong, I didn't say anything just now. Zhang Fei decisively admitted.
"That's good."
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In the early morning of the next day, Long Yuan wore the newly issued clothes of the system and led Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to run in the peach orchard.
Not to mention, the one with excellent quality is more comfortable to wear than ordinary quality. It's the same short-sleeved shirt, it's the same beach shorts, but it's much better than the normal quality outfit in terms of breathability and coolness.
At this level of comfort, Long Yuan decisively abandoned the old clothes. It's just that the system seems to be very partial to white, and all the clothes I give are white!
Don't know that white is not resistant to dirt? And I always wear white clothes, is this to confirm my image of a creamy student, but I am an inspirational male god who wants to be a very man, how can I be so motherly!
However, yesterday because I was too tired, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were by my side, I didn't test the defensive performance of the clothes, and I don't know how the specific protective performance of this suit is. However, if you want to increase the combat power by 800, the costume is much stronger than the one that only increases the combat power by 200.
But if the system keeps giving me clothes as armor, will my house be full of clothes one day?
Wouldn't this increase the risk of system exposure? Guan Yu is okay, Zhang Fei will definitely want to try those clothes, won't he wear them when the time comes? According to the personality of the main god in the novel, exposing the existence of the system will obliterate the host. No, for the sake of my own life, I should ask the system well.
"9527, when will you give me the task of opening the storage space?"
"Ding, the system has not detected the start event of this task yet, so I have no comment."
"9527, you can do it, you just give me clothes, but don't give me storage space, so it's hard for me not to reveal the origin of these clothes! If I accidentally confess you, you won't do anything angry, will you? ”
"Ding, the system won't get angry."
"Huh~, it's still ...... like this" Before the good word came out, I heard the system continue: "The system will directly erase the existence of the host." ”
"Uh~, 9527, you've learned badly. I've learned to pant heavily. ”
Alas, what a miserable life! Sure enough, just like I thought, the system created by the Lord God would not allow the system to be exposed.
But fortunately, I don't need to worry about anything for the time being.
Adjust his mood, turn his head to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei and say, "Second brother and third brother, we are running around Taoyuan and moving our muscles, and then how about I teach you my solitary method, eldest brother?" ”
"Good!" Guan Zhang and the two shouted at the same time.
"Big brother is the best." Zhang Fei added.
After a heart-to-heart exchange with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei yesterday, Long Yuan sincerely hoped that the two brothers could accompany him to complete the world that the so-called Chosen One could create. There are no more than three people, and there will be no endgame in which the three of them die one after another as in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
And to do this, you need a very strong strength, so you should teach Guan Zhang and the others the martial arts they learned in modern times. Hard power Guan Yu Zhang Fei no longer needs to teach anything by himself, and all he can teach is some current martial arts skills. By the way, you can also improve your strength.
After all, the higher the martial arts of his three brothers, the more likely they are to realize that dream.
"Alright, the two brothers will rest first and drink some water! Later, I will teach you a set of my unique method, gossip and dragon steps.
And here I will first talk about what is the gossip, the gossip is Tianqian, Dikun, Huoli, Shuikan, Fengxun, Thunder, Zedui, and Shangen. This Bagua represents the eight directions, and we need to step on the corresponding directions in turn when practicing, and there can be no mistakes. So yesterday, I specially asked someone to draw the corresponding steps in the open space of Taoyuan with red spray paint. All you have to do is step on it. ”
As he spoke, Long Yuan pointed to the open space in front of him, and sure enough, he saw a circle of footprints drawn with red spray paint on the ground.
"Eh, that's interesting! Is this a way for us to practice how to go around in circles? Zhang Fei said cutely.
Then I saw Long Yuan's brain fluttering, and with a "snap", he knocked a big bag on Zhang Fei's head.
"Is this an ordinary circle? This is the basic step to practice Bagua Youlongbu! Long Yuan said loudly, and his hand couldn't help but cover his forehead. Sure enough, Zhang Fei's father was right, I really don't know when I will be angry with Zhang Fei.
"Okay, third brother, you don't talk nonsense anymore, you see how angry the eldest brother is." Guan Yu stopped Zhang Fei, who was still trying to speak, and made the latter feel aggrieved, "Okay, I know it's wrong." Isn't it okay not to talk nonsense in the future! ”
I heard Guan Yu continue: "Big brother, you continue. ”
Long Yuan calmed down and continued: "These are the basic steps of the Bagua Tour Dragon Steps, when you can skillfully step on each step, I am teaching you how to apply these steps in actual combat. ”
"Okay, big brother, we get it! You can take a break here, and my third brother and I will start practicing. Saying that, Guan Yu took Zhang Fei to practice in the circle together, for fear that this stupid third brother would say something that would annoy the eldest brother.
The directions of the gossip are: Tianqian, northwest; Dikun, southwest; Huoli, South; water scum, north; Thunder Quake, Eastern; Fengxun, southeast; Zedui, Western; Shangen, northeast.
These eight directions were ordered by Long Yuan to draw footprints in the corresponding directions, and they were drawn together into a circle.
Zhang Fei Guan Yu worked hard to step on the red footprints in their respective circles. With his feet crossed over each other, he walked very slowly, his body shaking as if he might fall at any moment.
Long Yuan couldn't stand it anymore, so he also came to the side of the two, found a clearing, and stepped on the gossip to swim in the dragon step, but it was as smooth as flowing clouds.
The mouth chattered: "Bagua swims in the dragon step, gossip is like a hexagram, the eight directions are like one side, the body walks in the eight directions, and the feet swim in the eight directions." Like a dragon swimming in the sea, like a snake chasing its tail. Turn the circle as you like, and the dragon will become natural. ”
After a set of gossip and dragon step formulas were finished, Long Yuan stopped, and saw Guan Yu and Zhang Fei showing a thoughtful look at the same time.
Then I saw Guan Yu's body suddenly move, not deliberately stepping on the red footprints under his feet, but very freely began to cross his legs and began to rotate around the imaginary origin.
I saw that Guan Yu's movements were getting faster and faster, and the steps under his feet changed from the beginning, which was not next to the red footprints at all, to slowly stepping on the edge of the red footprints, and then to stepping on half of the red footprints, and finally completely blending with the red footprints.
Long Yuan on the side applauded: "Second brother, you are really a wizard who practices martial arts. Your eldest brother and I learned this at the beginning, but it took me a whole week. I didn't expect you to learn it in less than an hour, big brother is ashamed of himself! ”
"Big brother, don't say that, the main thing is that you teach well."
"Haha, how is the third brother? Aren't you boasting of your talent, you see that your second brother has learned this set of basic steps, how are you? Long Yuan said to Zhang Fei with a little teasing.
"Then I'll try it too!" Zhang Fei said with a little weakness, what the eldest brother said just now seemed to inspire him.
But the more I thought about my eldest brother's words, the more dizzy I became. The heart said that the eldest brother is really, nothing to drag any text! Isn't it okay to just speak in the vernacular?
Stepping on the red footprints of the dry position, Zhang Fei began to follow Guan Yu's example, quickly circling around the central origin. It's just that his feet are never quite right. The distance to the red mark is either off, or less than.
Long Yuan looked straight and covered his face, alas! Sure enough, Zhang Fei is not a person suitable for this kind of pace. With Zhang Fei's rough, but sometimes natural character, the pace of opening and closing is suitable for him. This kind of delicate small broken step is really not suitable for his cultivation.
"Third brother, stop!"
When Zhang Fei heard this, he immediately stopped, and said with some pride: "Big brother, how is it?" You alright! ”
Long Yuan was speechless, and said in his heart, Second Brother, how did you feel so good about yourself. Is it because of your natural stupidity that occasionally flares up!
"Okay, third brother, this body method is really not suitable for you, you better don't cultivate!"
"Big brother, are you partial, why is every Muslim thing not suitable for me? Say, do you have an adulterous relationship with your second brother? Zhang Fei carefully looked at Long Yuan and Guan Yu with a suspicious gaze.
"Damn! It's fun to make fun of your eldest brother again, right, it's really looking for a fight. What do you mean that I have an adulterous affair with your second brother? Is the word adultery used in this place? If you want to use it, you can use ......, uh, you can't use any words, I'm your eldest brother, if you want to blame it, you have a bad temper and are not suitable for this kind of stylish martial arts. ”
Long Yuan said, and it was a wild knock on Zhang Fei's head.
Zhang Fei was dizzy when he was knocked, and immediately begged for mercy: "Isn't it okay if I'm wrong, big brother, don't fight, I'm not smart in the first place, and I'm even more stupid when I'm fighting." ”
"That's it, big brother, don't fight, after all, this is Zhang Fei's family property, and you will make Zhang Fei very faceless under his subordinates." Guan Yu also persuaded.
"Whew~, okay! I'll spare you this time, if you dare to ridicule the eldest brother, I will serve the eldest brother with a wrong hand! ”
After speaking, Long Yuan was stunned, alas! I seem to know what martial arts I can teach Zhang Fei. Is it wrong to divide the muscles and bones, in fact, it is also the so-called skill of unloading the joints. This is a fun and practical skill, Zhang Fei should still be able to learn. After all, this does not require anything detailed, and it is not so strict with Zhang Fei, a big boss.
Thinking of this, Long Yuan suddenly smiled a little wickedly: "Third brother! Don't say that the eldest brother is eccentric, the eldest brother will teach you a very interesting and fun move. Do you want to learn? ”
Seeing Long Yuan smiling evilly, Zhang Fei's hairs suddenly exploded, and he had a very ominous premonition. A little trembling said: "Big brother, you want to teach me kung fu, I really want to learn, but your expression now is too scary, as if you want to do something bad to me!" ”
"Hehe, if you want to learn, big brother will show you. Second brother, you should also look good. ”
Saying that, Long Yuan suddenly grabbed one of Zhang Fei's arms, then stretched it out suddenly, and then shook it with his hand.
With a "click", Zhang Fei's arm suddenly loosened softly.
"Ahh Big brother, what did you do? How can't I feel my arm anymore! Why can't he move? Zhang Fei shouted, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't drive his arm to move.
"Third brother, don't worry, this is what the eldest brother wants to teach you." As he spoke, Long Yuan grabbed Zhang Fei's arm again, stretched out his foot and kicked his armpit, and with a sharp pull, there was a "click" sound of the joint being reset.
Zhang Fei suddenly felt that he could drive his arms again, and hurriedly moved his shoulders. said happily: "Big brother, this is fun!" You've got to teach me this time! ”
Long Yuan patted his chest and promised: "This is natural, this is originally the eldest brother remembered and was specially handed over to you." The second brother is an upright man and has a measured hand. There is less need for this kind of skill that can limit the opponent. When it comes to you, you are a big man, and you don't have a sense of proportion. It is good to an enemy with this skill. ”
"Yes, big brother! Sure enough, the eldest brother is the best. Saying that, Zhang Fei gave Long Yuan a big hug, but was pushed aside by Long Yuan with a disgusted face.
"Okay, next, the second brother continues to practice the basic steps of Bagua Youlongbu. The third brother will learn from me how to use the wrong hands. Saying that, Long Yuan picked up Zhang Fei's hand again, and Zhang Fei was so frightened that he suddenly retracted his hand.
"What are you doing? I just look at the time. Long Yuan said suspiciously, which made Zhang Fei's face embarrassed, and he took the initiative to stretch out his right hand in front of Long Yuan's eyes.
Glancing at the watch in Zhang Fei's hand, Long Yuan continued: "It's six o'clock, and we're practicing for forty minutes, and then we'll take a break and get ready to eat and go to school." ”
"Yes, big brother!"
"Hmmm! Training begins"
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The curriculum for freshmen at Rende High School is one day of literature class and one day of martial arts class. Yesterday was a martial arts class, so today is a cultural class.
A beautiful teacher, dressed in an auspicious cloud-like cheongsam and dressed in a classical costume, walked into the classroom with a guzheng in her arms. Carefully placing the guzheng on the special lectern, the beautiful teacher smiled elegantly, and immediately attracted the applause of countless male students.
"What a beautiful teacher!"
"yes, it's beautiful."
"I must study this course hard, not for anything else, just to make the teacher smile."
The boys' compliments immediately caused ridicule from a group of female students.
"Sure enough, the boys don't have a good thing."
"It's just that you can't walk when you see a beautiful one."
"What a bunch of stinking shameless ones."
As a result, both men and women had a heated discussion on this topic, and the class was boiling for a while.