Obviously, being an emperor is not the same as being an emperor.

For example, Emperor Chongzhen is the same thing as the chaff and Qian Deaf and Feng?

Even if it is because those few are barbarian emperors, so there is no comparison, then Emperor Chongzhen is too far away from the two guys of King Shang and King Zhou You.

When it comes to daughters-in-law, Emperor Chongzhen's wife, Empress Zhou, can't even compare to Wang Zhaojun's fame, let alone Bao Xi and Da Ji, two great beauties who have been famous for thousands of years.

When it comes to enjoyment, Emperor Chongzhen, an unlucky man, has never even been to the palace, and there is no comparison with any summer resort or wine pond meat forest.

But in the minds of the Ming officials, Emperor Chongzhen was much more ferocious than Xia Wei and Shang Wei - if he disagreed, he would take out anger on the minister's head, and any black pot could be thrown on the minister's body to carry it.

For example, when there was a locust plague, Emperor Chongzhen said that it was completely because some officials violated the order of exemption and exemption and put silver in their pockets that caused this kind of thing to happen.

If you don't believe it, the officials of the Ming Dynasty have almost tens of thousands of regular establishments, and tens of thousands of regular ones who are not regular, and there is no way to figure out how many there are if they are not regular.

Can't find a corrupt one in it? Find out and kill it, which just shows that what Emperor Chongzhen said is correct.

After all, Zhu Shuya, who was supposed to be the king of Liao but was renamed the king of Yi, and Zhu Huakui, the king of Chu, both went to Emperor Chongzhen to give a note, saying that they had lost the silver to the local government, but I don't know where the silver went, and there was no movement at all.

What is it? This is the real hammer, look, you dare to be greedy for the money donated by the vassal kings, what else do you dare not do?

For this behavior of Emperor Chongzhen, the officials and masters of the Ming Dynasty can only say three words, shameless!

Dong Zhongshu's celestial induction turned out to be like this? The city will play!

However, no matter how much the officials and masters of the Ming Dynasty admired Emperor Chongzhen's cheekiness, there was no use for birds, those who should be greedy were still greedy, those who should have natural disasters were still out, and Emperor Chongzhen would not be less than any silver.

Then Emperor Chongzhen, who grabbed a wave of tens of millions of taels of silver in Liaodong, suddenly found that what constitution is unconstitutional, and what kind of arms and other things are, and war is the fastest way to get money.

As for Liu Yeboar's loss of the family wealth saved by his father and his grandfather, Emperor Chongzhen said that it was an accident.

After all, Liu Yebo is a little more embarrassed than himself, and he deserves to be a loser.

Those who want to face are stupid.

Then Emperor Chongzhen pondered how to play a little war with the outside world to make money - after all, now the regular army under his command has been formed, and it is relatively hard, and there is no second existence on the entire Blue Star Earth that can compare with himself.

As for saying that foreign wars sometimes have to find a reason, it is not a very simple matter - the wild boar of your country came to Daming and harmed the crops of the people of Daming, and Daming has the obligation to catch this wild boar for trial.

Even as long as you hint at it, if the guys below who want to make military merits are about to go crazy and don't know what to do, then just replace them.

The more Emperor Chongzhen summed up, the more he felt that this matter was reliable.

After all, fighting a war is bound to kill people, right? Although the dead have to pay some money and give some preferential treatment to their families, the land is larger, and there are more people who can support them, and there are fewer people, so this transaction is actually a good deal.

After the last ten or twenty years, it is time for the new people to grow up again, and when the time comes, they will bring them to such a wave, and they will never lose money.

It is better to sit and talk about the Tao, than to get up and do it.

Emperor Chongzhen directly arranged this matter to Zhang Weixian according to the idea of patting his head and doing it - this kind of thing should be under the control of the Governor's Office of the Five Armies, and Emperor Chongzhen can't always worry about it alone.

Then Zhang Weixian and the bigwigs of the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies felt that this matter was reliable, but where to start first?

If you talk about it, the best choice should be the various propaganda divisions of the Ming Dynasty.

The Propaganda Division, in charge of the affairs of the military and the people, is divided into the general counties, and the provincial decrees are issued below, and the counties and counties are invited to reach the provinces.

In other words, the level of the Propaganda Division is between provinces and states, and it is mainly in charge of the military, of course, it is also in charge of officials and civilians.

Unlike the Jin Kingdom period, when this thing was first set up, there were not many Xuanwei Divisions in the Ming Dynasty, and they were mainly set up in minority ethnic settlements.

In other words, this thing is mainly a high-pressure existence, and it belongs to holding a knife hanging over the heads of a small number of peoples - be honest, be honest, this knife will not fall, otherwise, hehe.

However, this also has to take into account the universal value of the Ming Dynasty.

Unlike the foreign moon in later generations, the Ming Dynasty felt that it was the center of the world, and the moon in Lao Tzu's house was the roundest, and everything else was scum - the sun and the moon had to revolve around the Ming Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty was barbaric.

What is Barbarian? Half-orcs are also, they are stronger than monkeys squatting on trees and eating fruits, and they are much worse than the people of the Ming Dynasty.

As for the minority ethnic groups of the Xuanwei Division, they belong to the existence that is a little worse than the Han people, but they are much stronger than the barbarians.

But thinking about Emperor Chongzhen's urine sex of his old man, the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies still gave up this tempting idea - although it is said that the Xuanwei Division is in the territory of the Ming Dynasty, and it is convenient to clean up all the decimal numbers if you want to play ruthlessly, but when Emperor Chongzhen was in disaster relief, he did not distinguish between decimal and non-decimal numbers, and the collection of taxes was the same treatment, and it was estimated that he came to see it as his own people.

Since the Propaganda Division can't succeed, it has to be changed places.

The few in the south are not good, and now they have to point to others to buy food, even if they want to do it, they have to wait until the Ming Dynasty is not short of food.

However, judging from the current frequency of natural and man-made disasters, if you want Daming to have no shortage of food, it is estimated that there are still others.

After grabbing several handfuls of hair, the big guy discussed, or should he just go to India? What Mughal Empire is that?

Regarding the words of the Mughal Empire, Emperor Chongzhen said that he had heard of it, but he didn't understand it, and he had to let Jinyiwei collect information first.

Then Xu Xianchun took out the ready-made information and told Emperor Chongzhen: "Your Majesty, the Mughal Empire began in the fifth year of Jiajing, and was established by Babur after Timur, and the fourth king, Jahangir, had planned the Kingdom of Ahmad Najjar, which believed in Allah, in the 44th year of Wanli, and died of illness on the way back from Kashmir to his capital.

The current Mughal ruler is Shah Jahan, who annexed the kingdom of Ahmadnagar at the age of last year, with a state of between 400,000 and 500,000 soldiers.

As for the news of this year, it has not yet been sent back, and it is not enough to compile it into a file. ”

Then Emperor Chongzhen expressed his deep shock - what did that stupid guy do?

Even if Da Ming has fucked up to this level, he can basically know the news he wants to know, even if the news on the Indian side is sorted out every year, not to mention Da Ming at this time, even if it is the FBI and CIA in the future, it is almost this level, right?

After secretly rejoicing in his move to strengthen the factory guard after ascending the throne, Emperor Chongzhen said that the emperor of his country was unkind and cut him.

In the future, the fools over there are staring at their own homes all day long, and they have to compare with their own homes when they are obviously forced to do anything.

The color of picking with the left hand and pilaf with the right hand can also be compared with the Heavenly Empire? A country that is hard in software but soft in hardware, just scum.

The big leaders in the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies, who had been instructed by Emperor Chongzhen, began to quarrel, and soon developed into a brawl over grabbing hair and pulling their beards - who doesn't have a protégé? Who doesn't have a few friends and family?

The risk of an expedition to a country is great, but the function is also big enough, so why not fish it in your own bowl and wait for the cubs?

Then the military lecture hall in the capital, led by Zhao Shuojiao, and the students, also blew up the pot.

Zhao Shujiao and other teachers feel that they are already old, and they don't know if there will be a next time when they go on this expedition, as the mountain chief of the martial arts hall, that is, the principal, if you don't help us, who else will you help?

The other students are not qualified to directly submit books to Emperor Chongzhen during the study period, but it does not prevent these guys from starting to follow the path of teaching and learning and the path of the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies.

In a word, this matter has to be brought with us, but Your Majesty has said that practice brings true knowledge, and it is always compared in the lecture hall that is the case, and the real way to bring troops to the Mughal waves is the only criterion for testing the results of learning.

If you learn well, you can naturally win the battle, and if you don't study well, you will definitely be defeated and die.

Then far away in Yunnan's Mu Wangfu, the current Duke of Qianguo Mu Tianbo smiled slightly, saying that you guys are all scum.

When it comes to the terrain and climate of the Mughals or something, doesn't it have to be similar to the terrain and climate of the country?

When it comes to being able to fight, Qianguo Gong has been suppressing the wild monkeys in the south and not daring to jump.

In this way, you can fight on your side, the location is advantageous, these two key points are accounted for, how to calculate how to calculate the appropriate deal, you scumbags still want to grab it from Grandpa Ben?

After all, no matter what happened to Emperor Chongzhen, he had to take his grandfather as a distant relative-the ancestor of this grandfather was Mu Ying, the king of Qianning, who was originally called Zhu Ying, and Zhu Di was a brother.

Then Emperor Chongzhen took the blood book written by Mu Tianbo and began to have a headache.

Mu Tianbo, Emperor Chongzhen must know such a character - the father of the little county lord Shu Jianping, and there is a stupid son named Mu Jiansheng, although he is loyal but his ability is limited, he is played by Wei Xiaobao as a little ruffian.

Even after the crossing, Emperor Chongzhen also knew about this Mu Guogong - when Emperor Chongzhen asked the nobles of each family to send a son to Beijing for military training, Mu Tianbo set off directly.

But halfway through the road, his father died violently!

The reason for the violent death is very simple, Ding Mao in March of the fifth year of the Apocalypse, Mu Qiyuan inherited the title of Duke of Qianguo of his grandfather.

These two goods were reckless and lawless, conniving at the domestic slaves to harm the people, and patrolling Yu Ying to arrest the lawless domestic slaves according to the law. Mu Qiyuan actually mobilized soldiers and horses and aimed his artillery at the patrol office.

Then he was poisoned by Mu Rui's wife Song, that is, Mu Qiyuan's mother, and was poisoned to death.

Mu Qiyuan died, was reported to be killed, and Mu Tianbo, who had just walked halfway through the road, went back to inherit the title of Duke of Qianguo - Shu Tianbo was only ten years old at this time, and it was impossible for him to get married and have a son, and he could just go to Beijing to be a big soldier, so later the military training of the sons and daughters of Xun Gui did not have anything to do with their Mu family.

Then the crux of the matter is that this Mu Guogong is only sixteen years old now!

Is it okay for a sixteen-year-old kid to learn to write a blood book? Okay, okay, I know that you are loyal, and you can't wait to dig out a piece of your heart for the old Zhu family, but there are so many people in the Ming Dynasty, you still honestly thrive in Yunnan!

However, there is one piece of news that makes Emperor Chongzhen feel really good - Zhu Shuya, the king of Yi, and Zhu Huakui, the king of Chu, said that His Majesty the Emperor wants to teach the Mughal Empire to be a man, so the two of us, as the vassal kings of the Ming Dynasty, naturally have to express something, right?

Then Zhu Shuya and Zhu Huakui expressed their willingness to donate 10 million taels of silver to help the army's salary.

Of course, we are so active, and when the scum on the Mughal side is run over by your old man's Wang Shi, this territory?

Hey, hey, hey.

Then Zhu Qiugui, the king of Jin, Zhu Dingwei, the king of Jingjiang, Zhu Hengjia, and Zhu Ciyan, the king of Jing, also said that they wanted to donate 10 million taels, and Zhu Changpu, the king of Zhao, said that he was a poor man, and five million taels meant it.

And then, Your Majesty, do you understand?

Zhu Zhishu, the king of Shu, felt that he had no money, so he didn't have to donate silver to help him, but Your Majesty, your old man wants to replace the fief, and we support it.

However, there is an even more shameless one.

Xiangwang Zhu Yizhong feels that he is from Emperor Chongzhen's grandfather's generation, no matter how awesome Emperor Chongzhen is, don't you have to call yourself according to your grandfather's generation?

What are you doing in the Mughal this time, this king is supporting drops, but there are no drops of silver, otherwise your Emperor Chongzhen will lend tens of millions of taels to this king first?

At the beginning, Emperor Chongzhen was very happy to find that he had successfully used the land that had not yet reached his hands to get out a few vassal kings, and after getting their pigsty outside the Ming Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty could distribute more land to the people.

And he got 55 million taels of silver, enough to support an army of one million people to fight the Mughal Empire.

The Mughals are such awesome guys with only four or five hundred thousand soldiers, and there are millions of red-eyed guys in my hands who go to catch slaves, such a good thing must be obtained!

Then Emperor Chongzhen was disgusted by Zhu Zhishu, the king of Shu, and Zhu Yizhong, the king of Xiang.

One of you is my uncle and the other is my grandfather, this is true, but don't forget, if I don't die for a day, I will be a minister for a day!

Shu King Zhu Zhishu is a little better, at most he is a little greedy for money and stingy, and there is nothing too big a problem, but Zhu Yizhong, the king of Xiang, hehe.

Extravagant, privately raising guests, giving death, and his brother Zhu Yiduo attacked the lord!