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His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is crying and fainting at the Nantian Gate!!

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The immortals looked at each other.

Has the big melon, which comes every thousand years, appeared? Is the melon big and round enough this time? Is the skin thin and the filling big? Will it be more exciting than "True and False Prince", more brain-burning than "Changing Suspicions", and bloodier than "Tearing Rivals"?!

Immortal Jia: I can't wait, I'll go get my little peanuts;

Fairy B: And me, I'll prepare the melon seeds;

Fairy C: Leave the little stool to me!

Immortal Ding: Hey, don't forget to move a comfortable one and take care of my 10,000-year-old waist!

In the noisy and auspicious atmosphere, the heavenly realm opened another peaceful and beautiful day.

Just when the immortals stretched their necks and looked at the Splendid Palace, Yan Fei, the god of rain, looked at Dongchen Palace with a sad face, and sent a silent congratulations in his heart.

Congratulations to that stinky boy, oh no, His Royal Highness the Prince, happy to mention a mixed doubles!

However, to the surprise of all the immortals, the good show was not in the Splendid Palace, nor in the Dongchen Palace, but on the way to the shore of Xize. Why? This will begin two hours ago.

I have to say that this little prince Ying Jin is indeed a little bastard with a good brain, mouth, eyes, heart, and wrists, and when he heard that his father and emperor had returned, he knew that he was in a catastrophe, and he ran to the Splendid Palace first.

Thereupon......

"Queen Mother, it's not good, my father is coming back soon!"

"Huh!" Jin Yan sneered twice, threw away the tourmaline bracelet in his hand, replaced it with a goose-yellow silk bracelet, and corrected: "It's your big deal, right?" ”

Ying Jin immediately had a very painful expression on his teeth, and helped Jin Yan to sit down, "Queen Mother, if it's just that I'm not doing well, then it's easier to do, anyway, I'm used to being rough and thick." But, my dear Queen Mother, what shall you do? You are so delicate that no one can match, my father and the emperor wave his little finger casually, you can't stand it? You ......"

"Hey, wait, wait, wait......" Jin Yan raised his hand to signal Ying Jin to stop, "You caused the disaster, what does it have to do with me?" I'm a victim too, okay! Bear with you until now, I am just waiting for the day when your father and emperor come back to settle the account with you! If you don't talk here, I won't believe you again! ”

Seeing that his mother turned her face, Ying Jin became fearless, sat down next to Jin Yan with a big grin, and began to look through the old accounts seriously.

"Queen Mother, can we not be as naïve as ever? Let's think a little deeper. ”

"You see, when you were in the mortal world, did you abandon my father, did you marry a new queen, did you torture him to death, and came back first as soon as you closed your eyes?"

"Huh? Isn't it? ”

Jin Yan's complexion changed slightly, and Ying Jin made persistent efforts.

"Queen Mother, you know my father the emperor best, who is he the most unbearable, and what is the most unacceptable thing?"

Jin Yan's face turned dark, and Ying Jin gently pushed forward again.

"What's more, you secretly me...... Hehe, hehe......"

With a click, a comb hit the ground, Jin Yan quickly picked it up, straightened his back, "No ...... No, no, I'm ......."

"I'm not afraid ......"

Ying Jin tilted his head and leaned over, "You're not afraid, so what are you shaking?" ”

"What do you care about me?!" A slap was slapped, "I like to shake, shake is more beautiful!" ”

Ying Jin was slapped but couldn't help but smile, "Queen Mother, cowardice is cowardice, what is beautiful?" It's not been a day or two since you've been cowardly, what's so embarrassing? ”

"Me!" Jin extended his slap, raised it into the air and smiled Mimi back, according to the experience of countless battles of wits and courage in the past, it is appropriate to use cheeky tactics at this time.

So, she opened the small drawer at the bottom of the dressing table, took out a delicate booklet from it, and replied while flipping through it: "That's right, I am cowardly, this kind of consciousness from childhood to adulthood, cowardice is a virtue!" Let me see what trick I want to use to coax your father, and you go back to bathe, change your clothes, and get ready for your last dinner. ”

Ying Jin's face pulled down, this was not quite what he imagined, shouldn't his queen mother bear it to the end for the sake of face? Isn't it supposed to start a bloody family civil war? Shouldn't you help yourself to extinguish the majesty of your father?

Tut...... What can I do?

Ying Jin couldn't help but complain, "Queen Mother, can't you take out one or two points of my godfather's momentum to deal with my father?" Look at the way he looks now, tsundere and willful like a child compared to me! ”

"You don't understand...... Jin Yan frowned and shook his head, "That's different, you think I'm born cowardly, you think I like to be fierce to him?" I was also forced. ”

"When I was only a few hundred years old, your father threatened me all day long, saying that my family was too poor to support me, and if I was disobedient, he would give me to others as a child bride. I was so scared that I didn't even dare to eat more rice all day long, so naturally he said whatever he wanted, alas! Who would have thought that I was originally a child daughter-in-law, and you said that it was not annoying to be angry? ”

"And for your godfather, if I don't be fierce, he will bully me to death, and he may only be a few hundred years old!"

"So, one is for self-preservation, the other is for self-defense, the tactics are naturally different, your mother is smart!"

Ying Jin was silent, glancing at the small glass cup on the dressing table, which contained the night pearl that the queen mother feeds the koi every day......

Look at this splendid hall that took 500 years to build, hehe, father, you really can't afford to raise this kind of method......

However, he doesn't say good things about him, he only says ......

"Mother, your childhood is really miserable!"

"I have endured so many grievances and pains at a young age, and it is distressing to be a son, I only hate that I can't be born thousands of years earlier, so I will definitely take care of you and won't let you be hurt a little!"

Thousands of clothes are not worn.

Jin Yan's heart immediately warmed, in the end, it was his own child, he was still disgusted on his lips, but there was a smile in his eyes. Seeing this, Ying Jin immediately handed over another sentence.

"Queen Mother, my father will come back in a while, no matter what happens, I will carry it for you, even if you are beaten to death by him, I will definitely not let you suffer the sadness of childhood again!"

These words fell on a mother's heart, but Jin Yan gave birth to a little bit of short-term care, a little bit of rebellion, and a little bit of spirit, and the bits and pieces of a plus, it became a body of courage.

She pulled Ying Jin and said as she walked: "Now is the time of thunder and rainstorm, it is not appropriate to resist at this time." A man can stretch and bend, I will take you out to hide for a few days, and wait until your father is angry, so that he can come back and make amends! ”

Ying Jin's face was immediately happy, he knew that he was the cutest baby in the queen mother's heart, coquettish, miserable, how could he ignore him?

"Queen Mother, where are we going?"

Jinyan chuckled and replied, "Nishizawa no Hama." ”

"Huh?" Ying Jin was surprised and delighted, "Queen Mother, my father and emperor just fainted from crying, and it is not appropriate for you to make him faint again, right?" ”

"It's okay, your father is strong. The most important thing is that he doesn't dare to come to this place, and when I come, I have an excuse to finish with him! ”

Ying Jin's heart has blossomed with joy, the so-called Tao is one foot high and the devil is one foot high, that's what he said, the queen mother doesn't care about it on weekdays, it is broad-minded, and when she wants to pinch you to death, a move is fatal!

Aha!!!

Walked outside the hall, pinched an auspicious cloud, the two of them went towards the shore of Nishizawa, who expected that just flew over a mountain, a figure shook in front of them, and looked closely, the face was really black enough, and the white clothes just formed a sharp contrast......

Although Ying Jin had done a good job of psychological construction, at this moment, he was actually very panicked......

"Father...... Father, congratulations on the completion of the great cause of unification and the addition of ......"

Before Ying Jin's salute was finished, he was thrown aside by his father, and when the wide sleeves were waved and fell again, his mother and father disappeared at the same time.

Ay! This abandoned child, he will be for thousands of years? I just know the way home, so let's go back by myself......

Ying Jin drove the auspicious clouds back leisurely, and as soon as he arrived at Nantianmen, he met his Uncle Yan Fei, and when he arrived, he felt that his unlucky day was not over?

Sure enough, this elder who should be amiable and respectable opened his mouth and asked: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, your auspicious cloud is a little unstable, but is it because of the pain in your butt?" ”

"Huh!" Ying Jin replied with a polite smirk, "Uncle Yan Fei, if you calculate carefully, your ass is only 1,369 years better, what's wrong?" Already nostalgic? ”

Being mentioned as an unbearable past, it was inevitable to be annoyed and angry, Yan Fei pointed at Ying Jin and scolded angrily, "You stinky boy, do you talk to your elders like this?" I'm going to your father right now to judge whether I'm your uncle or not!" ”

Ying Jin was about to raise his hand to stop it, but suddenly thought of something again, and smiled slightly, "Okay, then you go......"

This smile was full of weirdness, Yan Fei's heart was alert, thinking of the bad deeds of this bastard boy, he grabbed Ying Jin's hand, "Let's go!" ”

At the same time, the little immortal attendants outside the Splendid Hall were also whispering, and when Yan Fei and Ying Jin came to the outside of the hall, everyone immediately showed a "don't" expression.

Ying Jin knew why, but Yan Fei was suspicious in his heart, endured the hand that wanted to knock on the door, and still handed his gaze to the nearest little immortal attendant, "You say." ”

The little fairy servant was also a clever man, not only understood the meaning of the rain god, but also explained things quite skillfully.

"Your Majesty is brainwashing the mother inside......"

Brainwashing? Oh......

Yan Fei turned around and dragged Ying Jin, "Let's go, you kid is pitiful since childhood, uncle, I invite you to eat sugar cakes......"

And what about the real situation in the Splendid Palace?

Ying Qi pointed to the booklet he found from the dressing table and ordered: "From today onwards, all the tricks on your booklet will be used on me!" ”

Jin Yan silently took the booklet that recorded 3,628 ways to make her husband happy, and replied weakly: "Good ......"

In the next three days, Ying Jin found that with the unremitting efforts of his mother, his father's face became more and more beautiful, and when he was rejoicing in his good fortune, he was taken to the immortal fortune chart......

His last struggle was: "Father, I am still young, and it is not suitable for me to experience love and separation!!! ”

The last answer he heard was: "You don't even have love, where did you part?!" ”

Knock a kick, and then, there's no more......

******

At the same time, the Great Jin Dynasty ushered in their first imperial heir.

In the Jinnian Palace, the empress Jinshu looked at the newborn doll and had some doubts.

"Ying Fei, although little dolls like to cry, but isn't this crying a bit too miserable? And you see, he also has a birthmark on his butt that looks like a footprint, so he doesn't want to be our child, right? ”

Syllable!

slapped on the little buttocks, Ying Fei was angry, "You're still not happy, I'm still angry!" If you don't come again, there will be problems in my marriage with your mother! You kid, what are you doing grinding and chirping? Now I won't worry about you, I'll settle accounts with you when you're older! ”

......

Later, Ying Jin also returned to the sky after the tribulation, and met his Uncle Yan Fei, who was in a very low mood.

Yan Fei touched the little head and sighed, "You have also experienced many things, but there are many things that you don't know." ”

"It's just the old things of the two worlds of heaven and demons, how can it be said clearly by a few people and a relationship?"

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