Throughout the ages, the emperor who is scolding the street seems to have no second except for the old hooligan Liu Bang.

Now there is finally such a strange thing as Emperor Chongzhen, who scolds the street at every turn.

But if you don't scold it, Emperor Chongzhen himself feels that his thoughts are too damn breathless.

Cao Yun is already troublesome, has a lot of things to do, and has heavy responsibilities, but these Donglin gentlemen have to get involved.

What the hell are you fighting the landlord and robbing the landlord?

Of course, the apocalypse who opened the platform is a face, or the old Wei at that time was not powerful, far from being as awesome as the later nine thousand years old, in short, this Caoyun governor was changed from a military position to a civilian position by these righteous gentlemen.

As for these bastards in the Ming Dynasty, if they are all pulled out, there will definitely be wronged, such as Lu Xiangsheng and Shi Fenglai.

But after lining up in a row and killing one by one, there will definitely be someone who has slipped through the net.

Is it really his mother's thing, a group of bastards who are also researchers? What is this not?

Of course, it is no wonder that these Donglin gentlemen will start to snatch the luck of this job, it is really too good.

What is the best money to make?

The answer is definitely not that a woman's money is the best to make, nor is it the money of the elderly and children that is the best to earn, but the government's money is the best to earn.

What will happen when the civil officials control the luck?

First of all, you don't have to pay taxes on your own boat, and secondly, you don't have to pay for your old boat, and thirdly, you have to have a few friends, right? How can these people be embarrassed to take their money?

They are all famous children, and talking about money hurts feelings.

But whether it's a boatman or a slender man, these always cost money, right?

It doesn't matter, the imperial court gave it.

Of course, it's the same for a series of noble generals to do this, basically no difference.

In the end, no matter which party comes to be the governor of Caoyun, which side will be wiped out, and it is the court or the emperor who suffers.

But who cares? The emperor is rich all over the world, and I am not allowed to wait to think about it for the sake of the small family?

Why did Qianli come to the official office?

What's more, it's such a big piece of fat as Caoyun, who doesn't want to take two bites after seeing it?

What's more, the subordinates of the Governor of Caoyun, who is a member of the second rank, have subordinate officials of different ranks and positions, such as Li Cao's participation in politics, patrol of Cao Yushi, Langzhong, supervision, punishment, and chief.

There are imperial history and Langzhong, escort and participate in politics, supervision, punishment and flood management, pipe factory (shipyard), and pipe gate are in charge.

There are more than 270 civilian, military and military generals and various officials; It also has more than 20,000 people in warehousing, shipbuilding and guarding.

Moreover, the authority of the governor of Caoyun is heavy, there are pro-jurisdiction of the armed forces, as well as the battalion of the water division, the pro-jurisdiction of the "Caobiao" is divided into the left, center, right, city guard, and water division of the seven battalions, the number of soldiers is more than 3,400 people, and the control of the eight provinces of Shandong, Henan, Suzhou, Hui, Jiangxi, Zhejiang, Hubei, and Hunan Caoliangwei and the institute.

Such an awesome yamen made Emperor Chongzhen sigh that even if he was the iron boss of later generations, it was not as good as it.

And the last governor of Caoyun was the father of Li Dagongzi, Li Sancai, who blatantly sent people to Jiangnan in Tongzhou to contact grain and sell grain to Jiannu.

It's just that Li Sancai was extremely lucky, and it was already cold in the third year of the Apocalypse, so Emperor Chongzhen sent all the fire to this Jingtai's head.

It's just that the Caoyun Governor's Yamen is too huge, even Emperor Chongzhen, the Pingtou Brother, chose to cut people down directly when he summoned the governor's ministers, instead of issuing an edict to clean up when he was in the capital.

After Zhang Jingtai was cut down, Emperor Chongzhen said to Jin Xuan, who was standing aside in a cold sweat: "Xu Aiqing immediately led the army south, took over the Caoyun Yamen, and ruled it by the army." ”

Kim Hyun bowed and responded, and then went out to reorganize the army.

In order to save his luck, Emperor Chongzhen deliberately brought such a loyal emperor who was selected from the court by Jinyiwei from the capital to Yanzhou for this day.

Other nobles or something, Emperor Chongzhen thinks it's better to forget it.

The British public is a hero, but Zhang Zhiji has been fighting and killing with him, and this time he can't do without this goods when he goes to Nanjing.

The rest of the Chengguo Gong Zhu Chunchen family is now desperately following him, but Emperor Chongzhen himself is always not very relieved, in case this old thing relapses and gets mixed with the Donglin Party, he will have a lot of fun to watch.

As for the rest, it was originally believed that the Dingguo Gong family should have been credible, but in Emperor Chongzhen's limited historical knowledge, it seems that the last Duke of Wei was demoted to Jiannu.

This fucking hurts, don't look at one is the Duke of Dingguo in the north, and the other is the Duke of Wei in the south, but the family is an old ancestor, Xu Da.

In other words, this is a two-country business, and it is still one family at its root.

And now Xu Xi is still in charge of the Houjun Governor's Mansion among the Five Military Governors' Mansions, and he can't spare himself to do the work of this Caoyun Governor.

Therefore, as a last resort, Emperor Chongzhen had to choose Jin Xuan, a die-hard emperor who was not famous and even had never heard of himself, to solve the problem of Cao Yun.

Yanzhou is not far from the hometown of Emperor Chongzhen's later generations, but no matter how much he thinks about it, he can't think of a good reason to go to such an unknown place as Ningyang, and Emperor Chongzhen, who simply chose to go to the Confucian Temple.

It's good to go see Confucius.

Since the two sects of the north and south were eliminated by Emperor Chongzhen's conspiracy, the reputation of the Confucian family is considered to be stinky in the Ming Dynasty.

In particular, Emperor Chongzhen also vigorously publicized the matter of Yan Shenggong kneeling and licking Mengyuan, coupled with the internal strife of the Confucian family, when Beizong killed Yan Shenggong and was killed up and down, those who did not die were also sent to Dongjiang Town to be cannon fodder for Mao Wenlong.

The Confucian family stinks and the Confucian family stinks, at least Emperor Chongzhen has no plan to stink Confucius.

The current Mo family is still as weak as a seedling, and the governance of the Ming Dynasty is really inseparable from these Confucian cowardices.

Moreover, Confucianism before the Song Dynasty was not cowardly, and those who slashed people with knives were all good hands.

Just like someone asked Confucius about repaying grievances with virtue, according to Confucius's answer, that is, if someone slaps you, you have to slap him back and kick him hard by the way.

What's more, the concept of Xianggong's revenge of the ninth emperor and the great spring and autumn period won the meaning of Emperor Chongzhen, so these Confucian goods have to be trained well, and it is not good to let them cool down.

From Yanzhou to Qufu, and then to Yansheng Mansion, Emperor Chongzhen felt beautiful no matter how he looked at it, unlike the photos of later generations, or when he looked at it on the ground, he always showed a sense of lifelessness.

The Confucian Mansion includes 463 halls, halls, buildings, pavilions, etc., with a total of nine courtyards, divided into nine courtyards before and after, and the layout of three roads in the middle, east and west.

The Confucian Mansion is divided into the front hall, the middle residence and the back garden. The front hall is the official office, which is divided into the main hall, the second hall and the third hall, which is the place where Yan Sheng Gong handles official business.

Yan Sheng Gong is a first-class official rank, listed as the head of the civil ministers, and enjoys greater privileges. In addition, there are six offices in the front hall, including Zhiyin, Zhangshu, Classics, Si Le, Guan Gou and Baihu Hall, to serve the Confucian Mansion.

The middle house is the inner house and the back garden, which is the place where Yan Shenggong and his family members lived.

The front and back floors of the inner house are the houses of the lord, wife, young master and young lady of the house.

The last entry is the garden, also known as the Iron Mountain Garden. The park has rockeries, fish ponds, flower docks, bamboo forests and various flower bonsai. 尤为难得的是一“五柏抱槐”奇树，一棵古老的柏树派生出五个分支，内中包含一株槐树，为世所罕见。

In fact, before being harmed by Emperor Chongzhen, the Confucian Mansion was known as "the first family in the world", and the Confucian family has not been broken for thousands of years, but the royal family is often replaced, so that in the Central Plains, the royal family is not as good as the Confucian family.

And the only one who can compare with the Kong family, the five surnames and Qiwang, was wiped out by Wu Na's little girl, leaving only the Kong family dominant.

Even in later generations, a university professor criticized Confucius for a few words, and the result was that he was bitten by the World Confucius Descendants Association.

However, Emperor Chongzhen has always been curious about how many of these guys are real descendants of Confucius, and how many of them are of Tartar blood.

As a great traverser, Emperor Chongzhen felt that he could have a good chat with Confucius and his old man about these bullshit problems.

So after waiting for a set of ritual sacrifices that were turned out of the pile of paper to go through the motions, Emperor Chongzhen waved away the others, leaving only Wang Chengen and Fang Zhenghua by his side.

Looking at the portrait of Confucius in the lobby, Emperor Chongzhen pouted and said: "Look, these losers, they don't even bother to get the portrait of Confucius Sage, just fooling around?" ”

Look at the ceremonial guards of the Zhengyi title displayed on both sides and at the back of the hall, such as the golden gourd, stirrup, curved gun, finch gun, hook gun, drum, cloud card, etc., and some official titles with red background and gold characters symbolizing his knighthood and privileges, such as "Raid Fengyan Holy Prince", "Guanglu Temple Doctor" and other things, Emperor Chongzhen's mouth is even more ugly.

Since only Wang Chengen and Fang Zhenghua were beside him, Emperor Chongzhen did not shy away from looking at the portrait of Confucius and said: "Look, just these bastard things, just thinking about holding money and becoming an official, who still thinks about what you have taught?"

Now I have disposed of these unfilial descendants for you, and then brought your old man's doctrine back to the right path, and let your old man be happy.

What, don't thank me, after all, I am also a great master of Confucianism, and I also have the responsibility of educating the world, right? ”

After saying a few words, Emperor Chongzhen looked at the portrait of Confucius as if he was staring at himself smiling, and his heart was a little hairy, so he immediately ordered: "Spread my will, this portrait is not the original appearance of Confucius at all, it should be replaced." ”

Wang Chengen, who was covered with cold sweat, bowed down and said, "Your Majesty, I don't know what Your Majesty thinks Confucius looks like?" ”

Emperor Chongzhen said: "Naturally, it is a spring and autumn period in one hand and a sword in the other, Confucius is both civil and military, how can he be as good as the little old man in this painting?" I'll see it later. ”

Emperor Chongzhen, who always felt hairy in his heart, took the lead in running away after giving the order, and did not visit the Confucian Mansion carefully.

It was only after arriving at the gate of the Confucian Mansion that Emperor Chongzhen suddenly ordered: "The Confucian Mansion will be open to the people of the world in the future, and a certain number of people will be allowed to come in and visit every day. ”

After the county order of Qufu County bowed down, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Pay attention, you are not allowed to throw things in the Confucian Mansion, especially the sundries after eating and drinking, so as not to be disrespectful to the saint!" ”

After Emperor Chongzhen finished saying his shameless words, everyone present bowed down.

Anyway, the whole line of Yan Shenggong is finished, and now the matter of sacrificing Confucius is under the Ministry of Rites of the Ming Dynasty, and now even if the people are allowed to visit, no one will come to Emperor Chongzhen to reason.

But in the eyes of Emperor Chongzhen, it is not enough to kill the two sects of the north and the south, the main thing is to pull Confucius down from the altar.

Zhengda Guangming will definitely not succeed, but once this way of allowing people to visit is released, the Confucian Mansion will lose its mystery and majesty, and it is estimated that no one will take the Confucian Mansion seriously in the end.

Emperor Chongzhen, who flew up the waves, took the lead in running away, and after leaving Qufu, he headed towards Fengyang, and the atmosphere in Nanjing City was very treacherous.

Chi Li Rixuan, the little lieutenant of the Earth Number Star, Xiong Mingyu, the Demon King of the Earth Ran Star Mixed World, Xu Xianqing, the Earth Inferior Star Living Flash Po, Chen Biqian, the Earth Ying Star Celestial Eye General, and Wang Yuncheng, the Tianping Star Ship Huo'er, except for Gu Xichou, the Earth Yin Star Mother Worm, the rest gathered in Xu Xianqing's house.

Xiong Mingyu just picked up the teacup and was about to take a sip, but he found that his hands were a little shaky, and after simply putting the teacup down, he sighed: "Brother Jiuliang, what is going on, there should be a result now?" ”

Xu Xianqing snorted before saying, "What's the result?" Chen Chongshan didn't come back, and Gu Xichou didn't reply either, what do you say you can do with a few of us? ”

Xiong Mingyu said unwillingly: "What about the Xu family? Didn't you call Xu Wenjue and a few of them brothers and sisters before? ”

Xu Xianqing said angrily: "So what? When there was a benefit, it was a brother, and now what kind of brother is it? The Xu family doesn't rely on us, and we are also rich and noble, so why bother to get into this disaster? ”

Chen Biqian saw that the two were about to quarrel, so he immediately persuaded: "Okay, what time is it?" That faint monarch has already come to the south, there should always be a countermeasure? Is it against or waiting for death, there should be a result today? ”

Without waiting for Xu Xianqing to speak, Wang Yuncheng sneered first: "Anti? Who would dare to raise the flag and raise an incident? How many troops can I mobilize now? ”

As soon as Wang Yuncheng's words came out, several people suddenly became dumbfounded.

That's right, if you want to rebel, first of all, someone must dare to raise the banner, and secondly, there must be soldiers.

But everyone here is a fucking righteous gentleman, where did the soldiers come from? Those damn Qiu Ba, aren't they still thinking about the dog emperor?