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"I said junior brother, Liu Bang is not a very villain." The five ghosts continued: "He doesn't want to kill Xiang Yu, but he doesn't want Xiang Yu to live either. ”

"That's it!" Li Bai: "How to solve it?" ”

"I'm a little praying mantis, poof, poof!" Little lazy, jumping around: "I'm a little praying mantis, oh oh oh!" ”

"Pull out the mountains and cover the world, and the times are not good. If you don't die, you can't help it, and you can't help it! When the five ghosts chanted this poem, they waved their sleeves, and the majestic two-phase high school was mixed with some sad things, as if they had forgotten that they were still kneeling on the iron nail board here. After a pause, the five ghosts waved his red dress again, and suddenly asked: "Little junior brother, you have read the classics since you were a child, you should know the 'chasm and righteousness', right?" ”

"Yes, I do." Li Bai: "In the "Historical Records of Xiang Yubenji", it is said that King Xiang is in Suiyang, and when the Marquis of Wenhai Chun's army is defeated, he will lead troops back. The Han military surrounded Zhong and left the east of Xingyang, Xiang Wangzhi, and the Han army was afraid of Chu and took all the dangers. At that time, the Han soldiers had a lot of food, and Xiang Wangbing stopped eating. Han sent Lu Jia to say King Xiang, please Taigong, King Xiang Fu listened. The king of Han replied to Hou Gong to say that King Xiang, King Xiang was with the Han Dynasty, and the world was divided. Those who cut the chasm to the west are Han, and those who divide to the east are Chu. ”

"The little junior brother has a really good memory, this book is well memorized, word for word; But! Speaking of this, the five ghosts suddenly paused and said a cloud smile at Li Bai, and then continued: "But junior brother, that Sima Lao'er's words are not all done. ”

After listening, Li Bai was not in a hurry to speak, and his eyes were deep and deep at the five ghosts. Because of the pain in his knee, Li Bai's expression was even more suspicious, like an abyss. When the five ghosts saw it, they smiled again and said: "Little junior brother, in the world, all living creatures have affection; people, at the top of the list. It is because of the affection that any history book cannot be completely true, only distinguished, and the deviation is a few bits. ”

paused, and continued: "In Sima Lao'er's "Historical Records", it is said that the 'gap and peace discussion' is Liu Bang's request for Xiang Yu, but in fact, it is not. At that time, Xiang Yu's soldiers ran out of food, and it was the end of the crossbow. On the other hand, Liu Bang has a large number of generals, and his momentum is like a bamboo, so why do you need to make peace? ”

"I'm a big tiger, meow!" Little lazy, walking around: "I'm a big tiger, meow!" ”

"What does Senior Brother mean!" Li Bai was surprised: "Is it Xiang Yu who is comfortable and seeks peace with Liu Bang?" ”

The five ghosts didn't reply, they only smiled secretly, but Li Bai got the answer from his smile. Then, the five ghosts said again: "The gap and the peace agreement are just a cover laid by Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, and no one believes it, so it was torn up later." It's just that Sima Lao'er threw all the words 'treacherous' on Liu Bang. But in fact, when Zhang Liang and Chen Ping said that they would set up a ten-sided ambush to get rid of Xiang Yu, Liu Bangming agreed on the face, but secretly let Xiang Yu live. So, when the two armies fought, Liu Bang's side only killed soldiers, not generals, and wanted to keep Xiang Yu's life and live in the world. ”

"As a result, alas!" At this point, the five ghosts suddenly shook their heads and sighed, and said: "As a result, Xiang Yu was forced to Wujiang, and when he looked at the boat that could escape, he suddenly guessed Liu Bang's true intentions. ”

"That!" Li Bai hesitated: "Senior brother! Is it because of this that Xiang Yu felt that he had no face to see Jiangdong's father and died by suicide? ”

"Definitely!"

"That's?"

"I'm a little frog, chirping!" Little lazy, jumping around: "I'm a little frog, chirping!" ”

"Little junior brother, as I said before, Liu Bang doesn't want to kill Xiang Yu, but he doesn't want Xiang Yu to live." Five ghosts: "At that time, the soldiers persuaded Xiang Yu to return to Jiangdong and kill him after regrouping. But Xiang Yu knew in his heart that Chu, his qi was exhausted, and if he crossed back to Jiangdong by boat, then Liu Bang would inevitably be captured by a large army and slaughtered the city and killed. also knew that if he didn't die, Jiangdong would be restless for a day. felt that because of his own life, he harmed hundreds of thousands of people in Jiangdong, and it was not worth it. So, in order to save the people of Jiangdong, Xiang Yu drew his sword and killed himself. ”

"As for Liu Bang, since he can control Zhang Liang, Han Xin, Xiao He and other strategists under his control, he has a lot of power." The five ghosts paused and said, "When Zhang Liang and Chen Ping proposed to get rid of Xiang Yu, Liu Bang thought about one more move!" No, it should be a lot of moves! ”

"That's it." Li Bai: "How do you solve it?" ”

"Simple! Those who win the hearts of the people win the world! Five ghosts: "At that time, Xiang Yu's wind was shining all over the world, and he was the embodiment of justice, so it was better to use it than to kill it." Zhang Liang and Chen Ping suggested that Xiang Yu be eliminated directly, but Liu Bang didn't think so, and wanted to let Xiang Yu go back to Jiangdong, take advantage of the situation to conquer, and get rid of all Xiang Yu's subordinates. Then, I thought about capturing Xiang Yu alive, putting him under house arrest, and supporting him until he was old, so as to win the hearts of the people in the world. ”

So, although Liu Bangming agreed to Zhang Liang and Chen Ping's plan on the surface, he secretly deliberately forced Xiang Yu to Wujiang. It was also because of this incident that in the future, Zhang Liang was cautious in front of Liu Bang and did not dare to have any extra thoughts. It is also because of this caution that he will not die unjustly like Han Xin Xiao He and die a good death. ”

"Original." Li Bai's expression was complicated: "That's it." ”

"I'm a little pigeon, da-da!" Little lazy, flying around: "I'm a little pigeon, da-da!" ”

"Little junior brother, you have to remember." At this moment, the five ghosts suddenly looked at Li Bai meaningfully and said, "Be like Xiang Yu and act like Liu Bang." ”

Hearing this, Li Bai was silent, raised his head, and looked at the five ghosts with eyes as deep as an abyss. And the five ghosts, with such deep eyes, also looked at Li Bai fixedly. All of a sudden, if it weren't for the lazy people moving next to him, everything in the entire meditation room would seem to be still, like a stone and a plastic.

As a gust of wind blew from outside, Li Bai suddenly felt that the three senior brothers in front of him were both familiar and strange. Thinking of normal times, these three senior brothers have never passed by one or the other, but since yesterday, they seem to have changed as a person. Under the clouds, Li Bai suddenly looked in his heart and said: "Be a man like Xiang Yu, and act like Liu Bang." I seem to understand the good intentions of my brothers. Suddenly, Li Bai arched his hand towards the five ghosts and said, "Thank you senior brother for teaching me tonight, junior brother, I will never forget." ”

The night is finally over.

Zhao Rui set up this big incense, burning and burning, the green smoke straight up to thousands of feet and clouds, vines like long strips; Indissoluble.

"Ahh Suddenly, a sneeze broke the morning silence of the morning, and it was Wu Gui who sent it. Interestingly, this sneeze didn't hit back, and a dozen scared the half-asleep Siguo next to him, not to mention, and asked the iron nail to pierce his flesh for a few more minutes, and he gritted his teeth in pain. And if you don't bite it, it's just that, with a bite, the four pots almost gave their fat little short hand to the next piece of meat; caused Wu Guide, the Five Ghosts and Li Bai to laugh out loud.

"I'm a little mosquito, hahahahaha!" Little lazy, flying around: "I'm a little mosquito, hahahahaha!" ”

"Laughing or laughing?" Siguo endured the pain and reprimanded: "You can laugh with iron nails on your knees, you three are really wonderful." ”

"Four junior brothers, each other." Wu Dao patted the four pots of chest, squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Look at you, you can fall asleep with iron nails kneeling, we are ashamed of ourselves, and we are willing to bow down!" Admire! Admire! ”

"Admire you ghost!" The four pots really hurt so much that I couldn't stand it, and hurriedly said: "It's better to think of a good way to hurry up, so that this damn Qingtian incense burns as soon as possible, don't it hurt you?" ”

"Method? What is the best way to do it? Wu Guide: "If you want the master to know that we are playing tricks, don't you have to lose the skin?" ”

"Where's the big cat last night? Isn't this the pet of the little brother? Siguo came up with an idea: "Since it is proficient in change, then we can call it a behemoth and blow this incense to the end!" If the master is to blame at that time, we will be sure that this big cat is the one who is good at making claims, won't we? ”

"That's right!" The five ghosts clapped their hands excitedly: "It's seamless!" Then, he looked at Li Bai again, and persuaded him earnestly: "Little junior brother, senior brother, I know that this squirrel is your pet, but for the sake of the big ......."

"Don't talk about senior brother!" Immediately, Li Bai raised his hand to interrupt what the five ghosts wanted to say, and said, "I am willing!" ”

"Great!" The five ghosts were so happy that they almost jumped up, and said, "That little junior brother, hurry up and call that little lazy guy out and tell him to finish blowing this great incense!" ”

"Hmm!" Li Bai nodded, looked around the meditation room, and after seeing no trace of the little lazy, he said, "Senior brother, take a break, wait for me to spread his heart and call it over." ”

"Wait a minute, junior brother." Five ghosts: "Don't move. ”

"Anthracene?" Li Bai: "What's wrong?" ”

"You have a mosquito on your shoulder."

"I hate mosquitoes the most!" Li Bai pursed his lips and said, "Senior brother, help me shoot it to death!" ”

"Anthracene!" After that, the five ghosts raised their hands, slapped them on the ground, and slapped them down.

Two months later......

"Look at it!" Five ghosts: "This big incense is finally burned!" It's burned out! We don't have to kneel on the nail board anymore! No more kneeling on the nail board! Hahaha! ”

After this incident, Wu Dao, the four pots and the five ghosts didn't dare to drink anymore, and the human immortal brews that were hidden underground before were all taken away by Zhao Rui on the grounds of confiscation. As for the little lazy, it's not a big deal, after all, it's Hong, and it's only been lying for half a year.

In this way, the days became calm and orderly again. In addition to doing bad exercises, Li Bai often sat alone on the stone under the moon and pondered, not knowing what to think, like a stone sculpture.

And Wu Guide, Siguo and Wugui are still as serious as before, and they don't do anything big all day long, they only know how to catch grasshoppers and toads; How happy and happy, like three naughty children who don't grow up. But after several hardships and tosses, Li Bai found that although the five ghosts love to often pretend to be female ghosts to scare people, their stomachs are full of economy. It is not obvious that the mountain does not leak between the water, and the literary and ink attainments are as deep as the abyss pit, as high as the pillar of heaven, immeasurable, comparable to the sages of the ancestors.

What Li Bai knows and has read, whether it is Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, or Buddhist books and wild classics, or poetry and songs, the five ghosts all know and have read it. On the contrary, what the five ghosts knew and read, Li Bai had never heard of or heard. Because of all this, as long as he has nothing to do, Li Bai will be haunted by the five ghosts.

However, among his three senior brothers, Li Bai's favorite is not the Five Ghosts, or Wu Guide. Instead, he carries a big iron pot on his back, a kitchen knife in one hand, and a giant spoon in the other, and often dreams of the four pots of fugue. For no other reason, just because the four pots make a good dish.

Because of kneeling on the iron nail board, everyone became weak and weak, so after being punished, the four pots showed their skills and feet, and in just half a month, Li Bai, Wu Guide and the five ghosts ate as fat as him. One day, the four pots suddenly had a spiritual light, and they found three big iron pots and put them on their backs. When he went to the meditation room to greet Zhao Rui, Zhao Rui was startled and said, "Huh! Where did the four balls come from? ”

At first, Li Bai was very unaccustomed to hanging such a big iron pot behind his back, and he always felt awkward, like Wang Ba. At the same time, I also couldn't figure out why my four senior brothers always had to carry a pot on their backs and never leave their bodies. It wasn't until I accidentally fell that I realized that people, when they are fat to a certain extent, can't get up by themselves. It's different behind the back of the pot, as long as you shake it vigorously before and after, left and right, you can quickly stand up like a tumbler.

Later, the three of them were so fat that they couldn't stand it, and they could only use rolling to walk. So, the three of them didn't dare to eat and drink nonsense, and urgently asked if the four pots had any of the most effective ways to relieve fat. Siguo smiled evilly, pretending to be a master, and said: "Count you lucky, I do have the most effective way to relieve fat, and keep all the tests." ”

"Speak quickly, speak quickly." The five ghosts lay on the ground: "What kind of method?" ”

"Listen up! Ahem! "Four pots:" This method of relieving fat is to suffer its mind, strain its muscles and bones, starve its body and skin, empty its body, and act chaotically, so it is tempting to endure and benefit what it can't. ”

After hearing this, Wu Dao, the five ghosts and Li Bai looked at each other, and stood up tacitly, and beat the four pots violently. If you are not too fat and tired, I am afraid that the four pots will have to take off at least a layer of skin.

Later, the four pots didn't know what secret recipe they used, and boiled out some fragrant medicinal soup for the three of them to eat. In only seven days, the three of them have gone from a ball to a slim body and graceful.

As for Guide Wu, Li Bai found that he didn't seem to have any other great advantages except that his skin was good-looking and handsome. Among the three, he was the most improper, and sometimes, Li Bai suspected that the four pots and the five ghosts were led astray by him.

However, Li Bai knew in his heart that whether it was the four pots and five ghosts, or Wu Guide, it was all the same good for himself. Although these three things will always change their ways to bully themselves, or surprise themselves coldly, Li Bai does not feel any great discomfort, but regards this as a good way to regulate the boring sun, and to enjoy the suffering. Every time this happens, the little lazy guy will say to Li Bai: "Master, you can be so happy when you are bullied, and you are no one!" ”