As soon as the messengers sent out by Tang Sai'er and Dong Yangao left on the front foot, Yang Shaofeng, Zhu Zhanji and others surrounded Qinglong Mountain with 5,000 squad troops and 3,000 cavalry from the Yiyi Battalion.

After Zhu Zhanji looked at it with a telescope for a long time, he was suddenly a little confused: "Tang Sai'er is crazy?" She didn't break through and escape as soon as possible, but instead shrank all her forces to the top of Qinglong Mountain? ”

Yang Shaofeng said lazily: "Do you think she is not crazy?" Paper-cutting for horses, sprinkling beans into soldiers, inviting heavenly soldiers and generals to descend to earth, and the king of Ming to descend into the world, these messy means, normal people can think of it? ”

Zhu Zhanji said: "Then you shouldn't shrink your forces to the top of the mountain, right?" Our 5,000 squad troops plus 3,000 cavalry from the Volunteer Battalion, she only has more than 2,000 rebels under her command, and she took the initiative to run to the top of the mountain, isn't this self-defeating? ”

"Kill yourself?" Yang Shaofeng shook his head and said: "Sun Gong persuaded him to surrender, the servant was killed, Gao Feng put down the rebellion, and even he himself was put in, do you think Tang Sai'er, this little girl, will be afraid of the officers and soldiers?"

It's one thing not to break through Potai, but it's another thing not to be afraid of the officers and soldiers, and now this little girl is clearly bullying the officers and soldiers for being incompetent, and the officers and soldiers don't dare to attack the mountain, after all, the difficulty of attacking the mountain is much higher than the difficulty of defending on the mountain. ”

Zhu Zhanji's face was full of disbelief: "Don't dare to attack the mountain? The elite of the 5,000-class army and the cavalry of the 3,000-legged battalion are comparable to ordinary guards? She Tang Sai'er still wants to learn Arutai and Mahamu? ”

"Learn from Arutai and Mahamu? She deserves it too? Yang Shaofeng sneered: "If she is raising an army in a bright and bright manner, then I will still look down on her."

But this slut actually pretended to be a god and fooled the people to make trouble with her, and pointed the butcher's knife at those innocent people, if she didn't kill her, I couldn't get over myself in my heart! ”

After thinking about it, Yang Shaofeng simply shouted a few words to the dog and whispered a few words, and then ordered Qin Zining, Xue Bin and others to lead their troops to surround Qinglong Mountain, and then said to Zhu Zhanji: "Throw it here to Lao Qin and them, let's go back to the city, and I'll show you some good things." ”

Zhu Zhanji said curiously: "What good things haven't I seen?" ”

Yang Shaofeng said with a smile: "Just go back and see it, this is a good thing that can break her Tang Sai'er's foundation, and I guarantee that you will open your eyes!" ”

……

After Zhu Zhanji and Yang Shaofeng returned to Putai County together, the dog had already prepared in advance according to Yang Shaofeng's instructions, the table in the courtyard was placed with things such as yellow paper and copper coins, a large cauldron was set up in the middle of the yard, and the wood had been piled up in the stove, so it was almost time to boil the oil.

Zhu Zhanji pointed to the cauldron and said, "What do you want to fry?" Lao Qin and their soldiers surrounded Qinglong Mountain, let's eat here, isn't it a little bad? ”

Yang Shaofeng glanced at Zhu Zhanji, casually instructed the dog to light the wood in the stove, then walked to the table, picked up a bowl of water and smelled it, picked up a piece of yellow rune paper, and said to Zhu Zhanji with a smile: "This seat is the judge Zhong Kui, and today I am here to arrest you, a little ghost who is a disaster in the world!" ”

After finishing speaking, Yang Shaofeng picked up a bowl of water and took a sip, squirting at the yellow rune paper.

In Zhu Zhanji's strange gaze, a blood-red grimace slowly appeared on the yellow rune paper, which looked quite hideous, and even Zhu Zhanji was startled.

Without waiting for Zhu Zhanji to react, Yang Shaofeng laughed again, wiped it on the table with yellow rune paper, and then shook it twice, and said something in his mouth: "Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out grape kernels, illness is like a law!" ”

"Holy! It's really burning! Zhu Zhanji pointed to Yang Shaofeng's hand and shouted, "Throw it away!" ”

However, it wasn't until after the rune paper was burned that Yang Shaofeng stretched out his finger and shook it, and said with a smile: "Why are you afraid of that little ghost?" However, this little ghost still has a bit of a way, and after this seat has washed his hands, he will fry it and make it a snack! ”

After finishing speaking, Yang Shaofeng walked to the pot again, looked at the green smoke slowly rising on the pot, smiled and put his hands in to wash it, and after a while, there was a scream in the pot.

Zhu Zhanji took two steps back, pointed at Yang Shaofeng with a shocked face, and said, "How do you know these spells?" You really have a leg with that Tang Sai'er!? ”

Yang Shaofeng suddenly looked confused: "Are you insane?" Always arrange that little girl on me? You come here and smell the oil, it's vinegar in it! ”

Zhu Zhanji walked over suspiciously, shrugged his nose and sniffed a few times, and said suspiciously: "Vinegar? Why do you add vinegar to oil? What's the matter with the little ghost? ”

Yang Shaofeng said: "Because the vinegar was boiled and bubbling first, it looked like the oil was boiled and bubbling, but in fact, the oil below was still warm, and it was not hot at all." ”

grabbed Zhu Zhanji, who wanted to reach out into the oil pot, Yang Shaofeng continued: "Now that the vinegar has burned out, and the oil below is hot, at this time, if you reach in again, you have to be fried into tiger skin chicken feet!" ”

Zhu Zhanji wondered: "What about the little ghost?" ”

Yang Shaofeng walked to the table, picked up the bowl and handed it to Zhu Zhanji, and said, "Take a sip?" ”

Zhu Zhanji sucked a little in disbelief, and then spit it out: "Turmeric water? ”

Yang Shaofeng nodded: "It's turmeric water." First use alkaline water to draw on the rune paper, and after drying, spray turmeric water, and the pre-drawn ghost will be revealed, and there is nothing difficult about it. ”

"Look, this thing is as simple as that, after learning these hands, you can also be the king of Ming, we are all kings of Ming, if you travel back to ancient times, you are a proper immortal."

After finishing speaking, Yang Shaofeng picked up another rope, passed through a copper plate, and then lit the rope with a candle, and waited for the rope to be burned, but the copper coin was still firmly parked in the middle of the rope: "Soak the rope in brine first and then dry it, and the burned rope will not break." ”

Zhu Zhanji looked at the mess on the table, and then at the cotton thread, and the whole person collapsed a little: "So, washing hands in the oil pot is to add a little vinegar, the cotton thread is constantly burned is to soak the brine in advance, and catching ghosts is to paint on the paper with alkaline water first, and then spray turmeric water?" ”

Yang Shaofeng changed the basin of water and washed his hands, pointed to the oil pot and said, "Otherwise?"

For example, fried imps are mixed with mercury in any bone, and when the oil temperature is high, the mercury will crackle, and it will become the screams of the imps.

Those magic sticks can eat the little ghost raw is not Zhong Kui's possession, but the fish sheath bone that is eaten, the fire ghost is first rinsed with pomegranate peel water, and the mouth is closed after the mouth of the burning cotton ball, and there is no air and a fart, naturally the fire ghost is eaten raw.

Pretend to be a ghost, as long as you pretend to be about the same, and then show an unfathomable look, you are not afraid of fooling a fool. ”

With a long sigh, Yang Shaofeng continued: "In these days, there are too many fools, and there are not enough liars. ”

"Where did you learn all this mess?" Zhu Zhanji ignored Yang Shaofeng's nonsense: "You are good at reading and understand a lot of things, which is normal, but these gods and ghosts are also taught in books?" ”

Yang Shaofeng shook his head and said: "There is a master in the rivers and lakes, called Lin Wanrong, who was kicked out of the house by several of his wives on a snowy night, and almost froze to death in front of my house, and it happened that I saved him, what he taught me." ”

", you've never saved any strange people, otherwise how could I not know?" Zhu Zhan was basically suspicious: "Besides, why did you meet these strange people?" ”

"Maybe I'm more handsome?" Yang Shaofeng said: "Don't care where I learned it from, it's a big deal that Mr. Zhou Shuren taught me."

Go back and teach these spells to the officials of Potai County, let them show them to the people, and let the people know what the so-called King Ming is all about, what do you think? ”

Zhu Zhanji was stunned for a moment, and then looked like he suddenly realized: "Are you completely breaking Tang Sai'er's roots?" ”

"It's to cut off her Tang Sai'er's roots." Yang Shaofeng said: "Didn't she Tang Sai'er call herself the Mother of the Buddha, no one has ever seen the beans into a soldier and cut paper for a horse, but this kind of messy spell, she will do it, we will too, what qualifications does she have to call herself the Mother of the Buddha?" ”

Patting his head, Yang Shaofeng continued: "By the way, let people dig a pit, sprinkle a few layers of soybeans at the bottom of the pit, sprinkle more, and then bury a Buddha statue on top of the soybeans, water it every day, and this Buddha statue can grow out of the ground."

Also, the Buddha statue is too heavy, just get one, just in front of the city gate of Putai County, let the people who want to see the excitement go to the city gate to see it. ”

Zhu Zhanji looked at Yang Shaofeng and said, "You mean, the reason why the Buddha statue can 'grow' out of the ground is because of the soybeans underneath?" ”

"Or else?" Yang Shaofeng asked rhetorically: "Could it be that the Buddha statue can really come out of the soil by itself?" Haven't you noticed that the weeds that grow on the rocks will crack the stones? ”

"It's as simple as that?"

"It's as simple as that. It's just a trick to pretend to be a ghost, and it's just a trick to deceive the ignorant people, and you've read books, do you still believe in these things? ”

Zhu Zhanji's face turned red, and he was suddenly a little embarrassed: "I used to have some doubts, suspicions. ”

Yang Shaofeng sighed and said with a smile: "Hurry up and arrange people, while Tang Sai'er and Dong Yangao are trapped in Qinglong Mountain, let's cut off Tang Sai'er's roots, and these tricks will spread in the future, and no one will believe in these gods and ghosts." ”

Zhu Zhanji rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't we send someone to perform at the foot of Qinglong Mountain?" Since Tang Sai'er claims that she is the Buddha's mother, then I will declare that I, the imperial grandson, am the king of Ming, who do you say those Tang Sai'er believers will believe? ”

"Don't even think about it!" Yang Shaofeng did not hesitate to reject Zhu Zhanji's proposal: "This kind of pretending to be a ghost, other people are nothing, what are you a prince and grandson mixed with?" Not shameful enough!

Besides, if you go down the hill and put on a show, what if those rebels surrender? Those rebels don't do anything, even the poor people, and they don't let go of them, so it's better to die! ”