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Inside the cave, a few people spoke enthusiastically, slightly ignoring their voices, and tending to cite their poetic momentum. Outside the cave, Li Bai heard a mixture of tastes, as if there was a sharp edge disturbing the square inch, and he felt very strange. But when he heard that his senior brother was there, he didn't think much about it, and he lifted his wet sleeves, and then he walked in and out.

However, it is said that this stone cave on the north slope is created by heaven and earth, and the natural gods are beautiful. The second senior brother Lu Miao prefers to dig graves, and never likes to live in those houses, but likes these caves and stone caves, feeling cordial and safe. Later, I saw that this stone cave on the north slope was unique, so I cast a wonderful technique and carved and polished it into a cave. It is like a human room, spacious, with tables, chairs and beds, warm in winter and cool in summer, all of which are made of stone.

It didn't take long for Li Bai to make a red lantern in his hand, follow the stone rock path and step into the cave. Looking up, Deng saw that the oil cup was leaning on the bi, and it was better than faintly destroying the edge, illuminating the entire cave as bright as day. And here, Wu Dao, the four pots, the five ghosts and the six evils are gathered around the stone bed, pointing fingers and muttering on the bed, like wolves and tigers, and jackals laughing lewdly. Even when Li Bai came in, they didn't notice it at all, and all the ministers wanted to dream of the knife, as if they were hysteria.

"Teacher......" Li Bai wanted to call, but before he could blurt out, he was interrupted by Wu Guide, and he complained: "Why hasn't the little junior brother come yet?" What a rush! ”

"Don't worry!" Four pots: "Don't worry! ”

As he spoke, Siguo smiled and looked at something on the stone bed. This thing is born of a sinking fish and a goose, a shy flower in the closed moon, a half-covered and half-hidden leather robe, a better appearance than Xi Shi, more charming than Daji, and a beautiful shadow better than Chang'e. At this time, Wu Dao was staring at this thing, his eyes were full of lust, and his heart was beating 'thump'.

Seeing that, Deng had a bad idea, deliberately patted Wu Gui on the shoulder, and said with a wicked smile: "Third Senior Brother, look at this crystal clear big fruit, beautiful as frost, as if there is sweet juice about to overflow, I can't help but make people want to pounce on it and take a bite, isn't it Third Senior Brother?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Wu Dao's eyes lit up and nodded repeatedly, his lips smacked, wiped his saliva, and said in a surprising voice: "That's just the case." ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" Siguo smiled evilly again, and then glanced at the five ghosts next to him, signaling that he was also teasing Guide Wu. Deng, the five ghosts also nodded, and also patted Wu Gui's shoulder, pointed to the 'big fruit' on the stone bed, and said, "Third senior brother, look again!" Look at the big eyes of this big fruit, does it look like Xi Shi? Like Daji? Like Chang'e? ”

"Are you blind?" Guide Wu: "It didn't open its eyes!" ”

"Ugh! What's that? Ahem! The five ghosts turned around and said, "Third Senior Brother, then look at the willow eyebrows of this big fruit, as well as this pointed nose and this little ears, is it beautiful?" ”

"Beautiful!"

"Is it good-looking?"

"Beautiful!"

"Do you want to eat it?"

"Yes!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't worry, don't worry! As soon as the little junior brother comes, we can go to our own skin, and also go to its skin, and give this big fruit away! The five ghosts said, looking at the six evils who looked like children, and secretly looked at them, and asked, "Did you say that?" Sixth junior brother? ”

"Is that not it?" The six evils look like they are twelve or thirteen years old, their eyes are thorough, and they look very innocent and innocent. Here, he looked at Guide Wu and said, "Third Senior Brother, as the saying goes, Guan Guan Ju Dove is in the River Continent; My Fair Lady is good for everyone; If you can't ask for it, you can't think about it; Tossing and turning, eating it eating it. ”

"Alas!" Five ghosts: "It's a good poem." ”

"Hey, hey!" The Six Evil Spirits smiled at the Five Ghosts, looked at Guide Wu again, and said, "Third Senior Brother, look at the branches and waists of this big fruit, as well as the white and red ginseng skin and flesh, as well as these two raised finishing touches, is it comparable to an immortal object?" ”

"Cut, this big fruit is originally a fairy!" Guide Wu was drooling and gushing endlessly, and his clothes were soaked. After wiping it and swallowing it, his eyes still refused to move half a minute from the bed, and said: "This big fruit is so beautiful, Yin Tao's small mouth willow eyebrows, red face, sharp nose, like a fairy!" Beauty! It's so beautiful! It's just delicious! Especially these two slender and long fruit branches! ”

"Third Senior Brother, you are a little more reserved!" The five ghosts said meaningfully: "Don't be so hungry! The little junior brother should be here soon! When the time comes, we will make it a big deal for you to be the first to eat, isn't it righteous enough? ”

"Hmm!" Guide Wu: "Enough righteousness!" ”

"Ahem!" At this time, Li Bai couldn't listen anymore, and felt that his senior brothers were talking a little strangely. Fang Cai wanted to interrupt, but he couldn't find a good time, and he didn't know what to say to interrupt. After thinking about it, I held back such a 'cough' sound.

"Yo!" The five ghosts turned around, as if they had found a shocking treasure, and said, "Little junior brother, when did you come?" How not to squeak? ”

"Just." Li Bai smiled awkwardly: "Just came." ”

"It's good to come, it's good to come." Four pots: "Little junior brother, if you don't come again, the third senior brother will have to suffocate to death." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, rambling!" Wu Gui reprimanded, then turned around and ran quickly to Li Bai, pulled his arm and walked, and said, "Hurry up and hurry up junior brother, I'm waiting for you!" As he spoke, Guide Wu pulled Li Bai to the stone bed, pointed with his hand, and said, "Little junior brother, look! Is this big fruit good-looking? ”

"Ho!" Li Bai only glanced at the bed, Deng was frightened, quickly turned around and closed his eyes, his face was red and his ears were red, and he kept chattering, and said: "Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things, don't move indecent people." Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things, don't be indecent ...... Don't move. ”

"Hey, hey! What did I just say? Suddenly, the five ghosts smiled and said, "Little junior brother, it's very pure!" You won't be as hungry and thirsty as you as the third senior brother, and do those evil and dirty things! So...... Hey! After a while, the five ghosts laughed even more happily and said, "I won the bet just now!" The two branches of this great fruit are mine! None of you can rob me! You can't even touch it, you can't touch it! ”

"What's yours is yours, I'm not rare!" Four pots and two eyes lit up: "Anyway, I want the head and hands of this big fruit, this is delicious, no opinion, you guys?" ”

"No opinion, no opinion!" The six evils pinched their two claws and said, "As the saying goes, it is good, the most beautiful is the sunset red, and the softest is not small and exquisite." So, the finishing touch of these two bulging drums, I have it! That's the best place to eat! ”

"What about me?" Guide Wu was anxious, and said angrily: "Re-divide and re-divide, I want these two branches and head, and the rest is up to you." ”

"Third Senior Brother, I won't take you to play like this!" The five ghosts were not happy and said, "Didn't you bet before?" You all bet that the little brother will be hungry and thirsty when he sees this big fruit, and he can't hold back; And I bet I won't. No, I won, I should pick it first, why do I have to rescore? ”

"I'm the eldest brother, so I have the final say." Guide Wu: "You have to get heavy points!" After a pause, he said, "Also, didn't you say that I was the first to pick?" Why is it not allowed now? Hum! ”

"Because it's not fair!" The five ghosts thought about it for a while, and said, "Otherwise, let's come to Tiger Stick Chicken, whoever wins will be the first to pick, how about it?" ”

"I agree." Four pots: "What does the sixth say?" ”

"Whatever!" Six Evils: "Don't ink, just do it!" ”

"Okay, I also agree to come to Tiger Stick Chicken, anyway, I haven't lost this game yet." Guide Wu looked at Li Bai next to him and asked, "Little junior brother, what about you?" Tiger stick chicken, who wins and who picks first, how? ”

"Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things, don't move indecent things." Li Bai closed his eyes, kept reading, chattering, and didn't hear what they were saying: "Don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility, don't speak incivility, don't be indecent...... Don't move. ”

"Little junior brother? Little junior brother? Guide Wu called twice, and seeing that Li Bai didn't react, he suddenly had a bad idea, and smiled at the four pots, the five ghosts and the six evils and said: "Don't be a tiger stick chicken, it's better like this, if anyone can tell the little junior brother to turn around and look at this big fruit, then whoever wins, but the first to choose, what?" ”

"Okay!" Six Evils: "I'll come first!" So, he walked up to Li Bai and said, "Little junior brother, as the saying goes, men should eat, drink, and play." Look at the big fruit that is bumpy and graceful, and the flesh of the delicate ginseng skin. Come to the little brother, you sniff it, isn't it fragrant? Do you want to take a bite right away? ”

"Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things, don't move indecent things." Li Bai still closed his eyes, his ears didn't hear what was going on outside the window, and he muttered: "Don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility, don't speak incivility, and don't be incivil...... Don't move. ”

"Go, go, you can't, I'll come." The five ghosts pushed away the six evils, and after looking at Li Bai 'cough' twice, he said, "Little junior brother, we don't know how long we have been waiting for this moment tonight. And thou shalt open thy eyes, and behold the two branches that are half-covered, and which are faintly visible; There is also this convex and convex bulging, relaxed and moderate finishing touch. Hehe, little junior brother, as long as you open your eyes and take a look, the senior brother will let you eat a branch later, will it be successful? ”

"Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things, don't move indecent things." Li Bai seemed to settle down and continued to chant: "Don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility, don't speak incivility, and don't be incivil...... Don't move. ”

"Let's let, let's let! You can't do it, you can't, look at me! The four pots pushed away Wu Gui, the five ghosts and the six evils, jumped in front of Li Bai, and said, "Little junior brother, let me tell you, this game is sweet and delicious, make sure you want to eat it the second time after eating it for the first time, and I won't lie to you." Especially the branches of this thin skin and tender meat, 'bar' bite down, can come out of the water. If you don't believe it, if you smell it again, is there a fragrance of osmanthus flowers? As long as you open your eyes and take a look, junior brother, let me win, then you can pick whatever you say later, senior brother, I will listen to you! ”

"Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things, don't move indecent things." Li Bai: "Don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility, don't speak incivility, don't be indecent...... Don't move. ”

"Hahaha!" Guide Wu suddenly laughed, and said, "Your trick is really old-fashioned, believe it or not, I only need one sentence to make the little junior brother look back?" ”

"Phew!" Six Evils: "You just blow it!" ”

"That's it!" Siguo: "Don't forget that the little junior brother is still a chick, not so easy to seduc!" ”

"I also think that you can't do it, Third Senior Brother." Five ghosts: "Otherwise, let's just come to Tiger Stick Chicken." ”

"Good, good!" Six Evils: "Just come to the tiger stick chicken, don't ink, do it quickly!" ”

"Wait a minute!" Wu Guide: "I haven't tried yet, how do you know I can't?" ”

"Third Senior Brother, you! Alas! Siguo: "Try it, try it, I don't believe that you can tell our little junior brother to look back with just one sentence." ”

"Humph! Keep your eyes peeled and lo and see! Ahem! Wu Daodao rolled up his sleeves as he spoke, and abruptly, he knelt on the ground with his hands and shouted, "Disciple, see the master!" ”

"Anthracene?" Four pots, five ghosts, and six evils: "The master is here?" Deng, subconsciously looked back; Li Bai is no exception.

"Where?" Four pots: "Where is the master?" ”

"Hey, hey!" Guide Wu: "I won!" ”

"Humph!" Li Bai was so angry that he opened his eyes and turned around, and saw the big fruit on the stone bed again, which was half-covered and half-hidden. Deng, quickly turned around again, closed his eyes, and scolded, "Senior brother, how can you do this? How can three and a half men do such a dirty thing? Let the master know that you will not have any good results... Eat it! Hum! Senior brother, I don't want to be in the same league with you, and I don't want to watch you make mistakes again and again, so let her go quickly and tell her to go! ”

"Little junior brother!" Suddenly, Wu Gui stood up and said with a complicated expression: "I think you have misunderstood us, things are not what you think at all!" ”

"Misunderstanding? It's all caught and it's still called a misunderstanding? Li Bai opened his eyes, glared at Guide Wu angrily and said, "I know now, it turns out that the big thing you said is!" It is! Hum! Senior brother, you really want four people to blaspheme her. Hum! Vile! Shameless! Dirty! ”

"Little junior brother, you really misunderstood us, it's really not what you think!" Five ghosts: "The one you call is actually the fourth teacher......"

"Stop! I don't want to hear you anymore! Li Bai said this, suddenly pulled out the Sun and Moon Sword with a 'sigh', and asked: "Do you want to let her go, in a word?" ”

"Little junior brother, why are you suddenly angry?" The six evils scratched their heads, a little foggy, and said: "As the saying goes, the old man said it well, if you don't do it at this time, when will you stay?" ”

"Yes, junior brother, why are you suddenly angry? You see how much the brothers take care of you, don't they? If you don't come, we won't touch this big fruit! Siguo also scratched his head, confused, and said, "So, hurry up, put the sword down." The ugly time will soon be over, and if we don't eat this big fruit again, it will be cold! ”

"Yes, junior brother!" Six evils: "As the saying goes, the old man also said, put down the slaughtering sword and become a Buddha on the ground." Why did we finally bring this great fruit here from the Valley of the Dragons? Isn't it just to make everyone happy and have a bite? ”

"Humph! Big fruit? Li Bai became more and more angry, and reprimanded: "In vain, I Li Taibai recognized that you have been a senior brother for three years, but I didn't expect that in the end, you would actually do such a despicable, shameless, and obscene thing!" Hum! Make a move, as long as I'm here, you're not allowed to touch her. ”

"Little junior brother, you really misunderstood us!" Guide Wu: "In your eyes, she is actually ......"

"Shut up, I don't want to hear you argue." Li Bai pointed at each other with a sword: "Either let her go, or, kill me!" ”

"Little junior brother, senior brother, I really don't understand!" Siguo suddenly touched his head and said, "Aren't we just going to eat ginseng fruit, why do you have to fight with us?" ”

"Anthracene?" Li Bai: "Senior brother, what are you talking about?" ”

"I say! Little junior brother, I really don't understand! Siguo repeated: "Don't we just eat ginseng fruit, why do you have to fight with us?" ”

"This!" Li Bai: "This is a ginseng fruit?" ”

"That's right!" Siguo looked at Li Bai: "This is a ginseng fruit, just picked!" ”