Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Whole Division Is a Pit Goods
Li Tangshan had no choice but to make roast chicken obediently, Li Tangshan used to make roast chicken in the jungle with Uncle Zhuo, and Li Tangshan's technique was also learned from Uncle Zhuo, so it was naturally no problem. Li Tangshan takes the internal organs of the chicken, stirs it with salt, oil, honey and celery, and marinates it slightly. Put the whole chicken in a stuffing pan, first smear the marinade inside and out, then brush with a layer of honey, and then fill the marinade into the chicken belly. After filling, marinate a column of incense time.
Then make a firewood fire, roast the oven to a few hundred degrees, then take out the firewood, put the chicken in and roast it slowly!
Panli didn't worry about Li Tangshan, he was afraid that Li Tangshan would steal roast chicken, so he ran over to watch Li Tangshan make roast chicken.
Not long after, the smell of roast chicken wafted in the air, and he made a splash of saliva: "Xiao Tangshan, is it roasted?" “
Li Tangshan saw that a pillar of incense had been burned, and hurriedly ordered another pillar of incense: "Senior sister, don't be in a hurry, it should be good to wait for one more pillar of incense!" “
Panli was guarding next to the pillar of incense, and Li Tangshan was cooking other people's meals on the side. Li Tangshan thought to himself: "It's just a little roast chicken, is it necessary to do this?" The next time I catch a wild boar, my sister won't fall in love with me! “
Li Tangshan's meal was quickly ready, and there was only a small section left to see the pillar of incense, and asked Li Tangshan again: "Little Tangshan, is it baked well this time?" It's time for two pillars of incense. “
Li Tangshan turned on the oven to take a look and nodded to Panli.
climbed away from the arrow, took the roast chicken out of the oven with his hand and took a bite, and kept nodding and saying: "Little Tangshan, it's so delicious!" How do you do it? You teach me. “
Li Tangshan saw Panli eating so happily: "Senior sister, it's delicious!" I'll do it with you next time. “
Panli nodded and said, "Okay!" The meat is delicate but slightly chewy, numb but not woody, spicy but not dry, and the taste is fragrant. As soon as I smell the rich fragrance, it is already mouth-watering, and when I eat it, I feel salty and faintly sweet in my mouth, and finally it slowly becomes spicy and numb, and the more I eat, the more I want to eat, and even the bones are fragrant."
Li Tangshan saw that he climbed away until the flesh and bones were chewed, and he could only give up after absorbing the flavor of the soup, he didn't look like a fairy at all, he was just a foodie.
Pan Li continued: "The skin is smooth and the meat is refreshing, fragrant but not greasy, the flavor is unique, "color", "fragrant", "taste", "dry"! ”
Li Tangshan's eyes lit up, this climb away is a simple foodie, it will be easy to clean her up in the future, Li Tangshan thought in his heart.
At this time, the third senior brother ran over: "Xiao Wu, why haven't you eaten for so long today, what is so delicious?" ”
Li Tangshan hurriedly said: "It's all ready!" Dinner is ready to go right away! ”
Pan Li said to the third senior brother without heart or lungs: "Little junior brother, get me a roast chicken?" It is the most delicious chicken I have ever eaten, the meat is delicate but slightly chewy, numb but not woody, spicy but not dry, and the food is fragrant. ”
Li Tangshan was terrified and kept giving Pan Li a look, but the more Pan Li talked about it, the more he talked about it, and he said that Li Tangshan's roast chicken was out of the blue. Li Tangshan said in his heart: "This little senior sister is really lacking in heart, don't you know that this will continue to increase hatred for herself?" offended the third senior brother, and his stinginess should be enough for him to drink a few pots. ”
The third senior brother asked curiously, "What roast chicken?" I won't leave a little for my brother! It's a shame that I'm usually so good to you, and I'll leave anything delicious for you to eat. ”
Panli was a little embarrassed and said, "It's really delicious!" I ate it whole at once. It was so delicious that I forgot to leave a little for everyone. ”
The third senior brother didn't dare to offend the fourth senior sister, so he turned his head and said: "It's all old Wu, you're not right, why don't you make a few more?" ”
Panli also felt that the third senior brother was reasonable: "It's Li Tangshan's fault, why is it only one chicken, it's still so delicious!" ”
Li Tangshan's heart was about to collapse: "Is there any place to be reasonable?" Can you two bully people like this? Third Senior Brother, I haven't said you yet, obviously there is water in the back mountain, why do you ask me to go to the river so far down the mountain to fetch water? Fourth Senior Sister, you obviously know that I was deceived by the third senior brother and beaten by the second senior brother, but you don't help me. “
Pan Li was angry and said: "I like to bully you, you have itchy skin, and you have learned to talk back!" “
The third senior brother said even more scoundrelly: "I like to lie to you, you are itchy now, you owe a beating!" “
Li Tangshan wanted to cry without tears: "Are you two unreasonable? “
The third senior brother and Pan Li: "We never talk about it!" “
Li Tangshan was then beaten by the third senior brother and the fourth senior sister, and Li Tangshan was bruised and purple all over his body.
The third senior brother looked at Li Tangshan's extremely hostile eyes: "Are you not convinced?" Don't hurry up and get the food over, you want the master to make them all hungry! ”
Li Tangshan thought to himself: "There is also a master, where the old man can be reasonable, you can complain to the master and them about their bullying themselves!" “
Li Tangshan provided food and hurriedly ran to the teacher's side, Li Tangshan was ready for the third senior brother and the fourth senior sister to beat himself up again and complain to Nan Xinghan.
Li Tangshan came to Nanxinghan's residence, and the senior brother and the second senior brother were waiting for dinner together. As soon as the second senior brother saw Li Tangshan, he opened his mouth and scolded: "You stinky boy, you want to starve us and the master to death!" It seems that I didn't teach you enough this morning! ”
Li Tangshan ignored the second senior brother and put the meal on the table. When Li Tangshan saw the master coming out of it, he pounced on Nan Xinghan, and cried to his heart's content about the various non-public treatments he encountered in a day, Nan Xinghan saw Li Tangshan with tears and snot, and the third senior brother and the fourth senior sister also came in.
The senior brother said to a few of them: "A few of you don't know the severity of your work, the book says that you have to be clever in beating people, just let him lie in bed for half a month, your level is not enough, you see that Lao Wu can still come to complain to the master, which means that the level of several of you needs to be improved." I've always told you that you don't hate books when they are used. I have long told you that you should read more, fight less and kill, and use your brain to do things. ”
When Li Tangshan heard the words of the senior brother, he was so angry that he almost fainted.
The third senior brother took over and said: "Master, we are teaching Lao Wu to learn kung fu and cultivate his ability to engage in strikes. Second Senior Brother and Fourth Senior Sister, do you say? ”
When Li Tangshan heard the words of the third senior brother, he was even more angry and vomited blood, thinking: "Third senior brother, you are so polite and polite to bully people, and you are so arrogant!" ”
Fourth Senior Sister: "Master, Senior Brother, I am also doing my best to train the old soldiers." ”
Nan Xinghan turned to Li Tangshan and said, "Tangshan, do you see that your senior brothers and sisters are so concerned about you?" I care so much about you all the time, it seems that you have to work harder! You should also cherish this rare opportunity. ”
Nan Xinghan turned to a few of them again and said, "You too, you don't know how heavy you are, you must not toss Lao Wu to death." None of us can explain to the giant, so you guys will do it lightly in the future. ”
Nan Xinghan turned to Li Tangshan and said, "Tangshan, I told them to be lighter in the future, and I promise not to kill you, at most, I will let you lie down for a month and a half at most, you can rest assured!" ”
Li Tangshan's mouth was as big as an egg: "Master, are you a shrug and they continue to beat me?" ”
Nan Xinghan said angrily: "Old Wu, are you questioning me? How can a person who has no skills be an apprentice? ”
Li Tangshan was so frightened that he hurriedly said: "Don't dare! Can't! ”
Li Tangshan said in his heart: "What kind of division is this, the entire division is a bunch of pit goods." ”