Chapter 2: The Great Fool
It is said that the world is big, there are no wonders, and it is also a kind of ability to tell the most ordinary things or stories to make people fascinated. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Some people rely on the strength of the handle to eat, and some people rely on three or five drops of ink in their stomachs to eat, but for modern people like Yang Huairen, who have traveled to the Great Song Dynasty, there is only one mouth that can be relied on at present.
After eating the overlord meal, Yang Huairen doesn't mind making another big fool, in short, for the sake of life, it's hard to say!
When the angry black man and the sad Wang family soup cake girl chased out the door, Yang Huairen had long since disappeared, and at this moment, he was stepping into a pawn shop.
Turning over the objects on his body, there were only wallet keys and watches that originally belonged to him, as well as a bag of dried chili peppers, and the original owner of Yang Huairen's body was really poor and white.
In addition to this slightly yellowed plain clip-neck Confucian shirt, there is only one Xiucai document with the same name as Yang Huairen.
Yang Huairen, who has complained countless times that his father named himself so earthy, felt for the first time that the retro name might not be useless.
Behind the high counter, the thin old courtier saw someone coming in, put down the abacus in his hand, and sang loudly: "Bat rat title, immortal relief-"
"Huh?"
Yang Huairen looked stupid, and it was the first time he came to the pawnshop.
"This shopkeeper, do you want to bet on Yuanzi Yungen, or Da Mao and Xiao Mao?"
Is this talking to me? Yang Huairen was still in the clouds and fog, and he didn't understand half of the sentence.
"What are you going to bet?"
Depend on! Yang Huairen scolded secretly in his heart, he had already said that people couldn't talk much, and he was dry with those birds.
"Xiaosheng wants to be a family heirloom, it's better to talk in a different place."
As he spoke, he looked around mysteriously, covering his chest with his hands, as if he was hiding a shocking treasure.
The thin old Chaofeng has been a pawn for decades, and he is not a person who has never seen the world, and there are more people who have taken broken books and paintings as treasures, Yang Huairen is dressed in a poor and sour manner, and he really doesn't look like a person with a real baby.
"Please hand over the treasure to our family."
The more sarcastic the tone of the court, the more confident Yang Huairen was in his heart.
"This baby is rare, you haven't seen it in your previous life, you won't see it in this life, and you won't have a chance to see it in your next life!"
"Oh?"
The essence of flickering, in addition to the fanciful words that can be said with one mouth, another key point is that you must not give time and opportunity for the other party to think.
So at this time, let the other party gradually enter their own thinking mode.
"Anyway, this treasure comes from outside the world......
Ten years before the great cause of the Sui Dynasty, Puchang Kingdom in the Western Regions, at noon, the sun is shining, the dark clouds cover the sun, the thunder shakes the sky, a meteorite falls into the North Mountain of Beiting from southeast to northwest, this mountain is a hundred miles in a radius of a sea of fire, so it is named Flame Mountain.
The fire burned for ninety-nine eighty-one days, and the night was like day. The day after tomorrow, it rained for seven days, and the fire was extinguished.
King Puchang ordered 10,000 people to go into the mountains to find the fragments of meteorites and get seven pieces of meteorite iron. ”
Yang Huairen told this freshly made up story in a low voice, and his voice was full of emotion, not only the old court was stupid to listen to it, but even the ticket counter behind the counter and the miscellaneous endogens also surrounded him.
Not only that, a short and fat middle-aged man with a mustache walked in with a round belly, and when he saw Yang Huairen speaking eloquently, he was also attracted to the counter.
When everyone saw this fat man, they seemed to want to salute, but they were pressed back by the fat man's eyes.
Although Yang Huairen was on his back, this look was seen by him. This new fat man is not the owner of this pawnshop, but at least a big shopkeeper.
It seems that this story has to be fed, just talking about the origin of the treasure can only make them curious, and to make them greedy for their own, Yang Huairen decided to use a killer feature.
"How dare King Puchang, the lord of a small country in the Western Regions, have this divine artifact from outside the sky?
So he paid tribute to Emperor Yang of the Great Sui, but unfortunately he Yang Guang was illiterate, and he was addicted to wine every day, so he casually gave this treasure to his youngest daughter Princess Izumo as a dowry, so this treasure fell into the hands of Li Shimin.
Who is Li Shimin? Chi You reincarnated, naturally recognized these seven treasures, so he chose an auspicious day of the zodiac, bathed and changed clothes, burned incense and set up a case, recited a set of ancient spells, and summoned the divine dragon ......"
"Shenlong? Why have you never heard anyone mention it? ”
The thin old Chaofeng was a little puzzled, how could Yang Huairen allow someone to deviate from his flickering rhythm?
"Who do you think can see the dragon? The person you can see is either the reincarnation of the god or the royal dragon clan, you are a small courtier, and you dare to be delusional? ”
The fat man felt that this was very reasonable, and he wiped his mustache while nodding, and thought about it.
"Or is this official insightful, at first glance, he is a well-informed and erudite person, I don't know if the official works in the Hanlin Academy or the Guozijian?"
Thousands of wears, but sycophants don't wear. Humpty Dumpty's first time hearing someone praise him for being like a bachelor, he couldn't help but be happy.
"Where, where, petty official, you go on."
"Oh, good."
Yang Huairen straightened out his thoughts, cleared his throat, and continued: "Shenlong was summoned and promised to fulfill a wish of Li Shimin. Do you need me to say more about Li Shimin's wishes?
Shenlong listened to his wish, and sent the twenty-four stars to go down to earth together to help Li Shimin, and later he became the former Tang Emperor Taizong, and the twenty-four stars who went down to earth became the twenty-four heroes of the later Lingyan Pavilion. ”
"Oh, I see." Everyone looked suddenly enlightened.
"But it's not, later seven pieces of meteorite iron were passed to Gaozong Li Zhi, but unfortunately Wu Meiniang confused him, stole these seven treasures, and tricked Li Zhi into saying the ancient spell to summon the divine dragon, and summoned the divine dragon again.
Shenlong didn't expect that she, a woman, would also ascend to the ninety-five position, but the Shenlong in the sky was very trustworthy and still agreed to her, and everyone knew what happened later.
It's just that Shenlong thinks that if a cat and a dog want to realize such a wish, then what's the point?
So when it disappeared, he turned seven pieces of meteorite into the shape of a coin and scattered them in all directions. In the future, only those who have true talents and real abilities, after a lot of hardships, can collect the seven Meteorite Divine Coins again and invite the Divine Dragon to fulfill their wishes. ”
A thousand years later, if Akira Toriyama knew that Yang Huairen casually adapted the story of Dragon Ball with such Chinese characteristics and mystery, he would definitely admire the five-body throw.
Everyone at the counter listened dumbfounded, and their minds fantasized about the huge divine dragon falling from the sky, and their eyes were full of golden light.
"My ancestors are high-ranking officials and scholars in the Tang Dynasty, so they sent people to wade through mountains and rivers to collect a piece. It's a pity that more than 100 years ago, my family fell into the middle of the road, and in my generation, it was just a poor and sour talent who tried and failed, alas......"
Everyone also seemed to sigh with his tragic fate, Yang Huairen bit his cheeks, and finally squeezed out three or five tears.
"Now Xiaosheng has left his hometown and came to Tokyo City alone, just to be able to Qiufu High School and inherit the legacy of his ancestors, but unfortunately his luck is not good, and he met a bandit on the road halfway, and robbed me of the only bit of entanglement.
I swore to protect my family heirloom to the death, so I made it to Tokyo City. But now that he is penniless and alone, how can he live until the end of autumn?
It's really desperate, so I took out this ancestral treasure pawn and bet it here, and when Xiaosheng comes to the gold list, he will definitely redeem the baby! ”
I've done everything I can, and the next step is to make a baby.
Yang Huairen carefully took out a cloth bag from his arms, and untied it three times in a row, and the baby finally showed its true body - a brand-new one-yuan coin.
Taking advantage of the light of the window, this one-dollar coin reflected a dazzling dazzling light.
Yang Huairen flashed the reflection at everyone's eyes one by one, and then clutched the cloth bag tightly and hid it back in his arms.
The bearded fat man licked his lips, swallowed hard and spat hard, and suddenly the corners of his mouth lifted, and a flattering smile appeared.
"This little official, it's better to talk in the inner hall, please."
The fish is going to take the bait, haha! Yang Huairen was secretly happy in his heart, but his face was still a helpless look, he dragged his steps as if he had been filled with lead, and drooped his head and followed the fat man with the eight-character beard into the back hall.
The guest of honor sat down, and the fat man with the eight-character beard withdrew from everyone.
"Little official, can you take out the treasure again and let our family take a closer look?"
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say."
Yang Huairen took out the small bag wrapped in one dollar and gently placed it on the table in front of the fat man.
The fat owner's oily face came closer, and after looking at the tea kung fu, he didn't see the truth of this thing.
This pawnshop is his family's ancestral inheritance, he has been shuttling between the counter and the warehouse since he was a child, the gold, silver, jewelry, jade and jade in this world, he has seen as many as a cow's hair, but this thing in front of him, he has seen it for the first time.
At first glance, it seems that the luster is made of metal, but it is neither gold nor silver; Put it in the palm of your hand, and it doesn't feel like copper, iron, tin, and lead; If you pinch it hard, it's even harder.
Bazihu tried to search in his memory, could it be that as the scholar in front of him said, this is a piece of Nine Heavens Xuaniron?
I have never seen this fat man of Xuantie, but I have heard the old people talk about it. The Nine Heavens Xuantie is the star in the sky that fell into the mortal world, it is hard and abnormal, it is said that there is a piece embedded in the jade pillow of the official family, which exudes dragon energy at night and protects the royal family.
"What do the words and the string of symbols mean?"
Yang Huairen then remembered that there were words on the coin, so he hurriedly touched his chin, and replied loudly: "Xiaosheng heard my father mention it, these words can be described as all-encompassing.
The first two words mean that the sky is round and the country in the middle of the world is not the land under your feet?
The two words in the middle, people and people, aren't they exactly you and me and other people in the world?
The latter two words, silver and line, represent the wealth of the world and all walks of life.
That yuan word should mean the beginning of all things.
And those symbols are either heavenly books or ancient characters, how can I know them when I am a little show? ”
Hearing this, the eight-character beard seemed to be enlightened, took a deep breath, and instantly retracted his frowning eyebrows, and changed back to Fang Cai's smiling face.
"Little official, how much silver is your ancestral treasure worth?"
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