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There is a book that says: Those who have become great careers and universities in ancient and modern times must go through three realms: 'Last night the west wind withered the green trees, went up to the tall building alone, and looked at the end of the world'; 'The belt gradually widens and does not regret it, and makes people haggard for the sake of Iraq'; 'The crowd looked for him a thousand times, and suddenly looked back, but the man was in the lamplight';

Three years later, Li Bai was no longer a child, and under the strict supervision of his father Li Ke, he began to learn to read various historical books, especially "Three Character Classic", "Thousand Character Text", and "Analects". Although Li Bai did not understand the meaning of these verses, Li Ke asked him to read them several times a day; Otherwise, they will not be given food, play, or even sleep.

Li Bai often dozed off when he read it, or was absent-minded, thinking about what to play after finishing the book, and hated paper, pen, ink and inkstone very much. Therefore, Li Bai is often taught by Li Ke, and it is not strange to quit rulers and think about it. Because of this, Li Bai became very afraid of Li Ke and hated Li Ke, especially when he made mistakes.

Every time this happens, Yuewa will intercede for him, but Li Bai is stubborn and never refuses to reduce his punishment because of this. During dinner that day, Li Bai accidentally broke his rice bowl, and Li Ke punished him to go to the kitchen to wash fifty dishes. However, because Li Bai was young, his strength was not great, and he was not tall, so before he could open the wash, he accidentally broke more than ten pieces. was so angry that Li Bai was full of anger, and when he raised his foot, he kicked indiscriminately, and as a result, he accidentally kicked and broke more than twenty of them.

After Li Ke found out, he immediately punished him to face the wall and think about it, but Li Bai directly refused, saying: "Drop one and wash fifty, the child hasn't finished washing yet, don't go." ”

Yuewa and Li Ke both thought that Li Bai was angry, and it was impossible to persist or finish. After all, if this is really calculated, then Li Bai has to wash at least 2,000 plates, even if he is really willing to insist, but Li Mansion does not have so many dirty dishes for him to wash. Therefore, Li Ke and Yuewa didn't care about Li Bai, and wanted Li Bai to retreat from the difficulty, so they took the initiative to beg for mercy and admit their mistakes. As a result, until the third watch in the middle of the night, Li Bai was still in the kitchen, ponging and washing the dishes.

"Madame!" Li Ke was very puzzled when he heard this, and asked Yuewa: "Do we have so many pots and pans in our house?" Bai'er has been washed from noon to now, can't it be a demon who is in a daze? ”

"Sleep! Uncle Gui is looking at it! Yuewa turned over and pretended to be sleepy, but in fact, she kept eavesdropping with her heart, for fear that something would happen to Li Bai.

"Madam, you have such a big heart!" Li Ke complained and said, "Bai'er is like this, you still have the heart to sleep?" ”

"Poof!" Yuewa was politely laughed by Li and said, "What can I do if I don't sleep?" Who told you to be so Bai'er? Besides, haven't you never felt sorry for Bai'er? ”

"Madame, what are you talking about?" Li Ke was in a hurry, and it was dark, so he didn't see that Yuewa was deliberately teasing him. A little angry, he said, "Bai'er is my son, how can I not feel sorry for him?" You'd better go over and take a look and see what Bai'er is making up for it? If I want to be accidentally smashed by the dishes, then I must not die of sadness? ”

"I'm sleepy, don't go!" Yuewa deliberately turned over, wrapped the quilt on Li Ke's body, and said, "You have to go yourself!" ”

"Humph!" Li Kezhen was angry and said, "Go and go!" ”

In this way, Li Kezhong got up, put on his clothes, stepped out, and came out of the kitchen. Li Ke didn't go in directly, but sneaked up to the wall to peek, and suddenly, he saw Li Bai reciting the three-character scripture while washing the dishes, having a lot of fun.

The strange thing is that Li Bai actually threw those dishes that had been washed into the swill bucket and soiled them, and then took them out to wash, stained them again, washed them again, and washed them over and over again. This made Li Ke wonder very much, and he muttered to himself, saying, "Bai'er, what's wrong?" Why should the washed dishes be soiled and rewashed? Didn't you really become a demon? No way! I've got to go in and stop him. ”

Li Bai actually did this because the plates in the Li Mansion were not enough for two thousand, so he washed them and got dirty, and after they were dirty, they were washed again, so that he could collect two thousand plates. But Li Ke didn't know, he wanted to go into the kitchen to ask, but just half a step, Hou Gui suddenly jumped out from behind him, picked up the rolling stick, and didn't say a word.

Speaking of which, Hou Gui sat by the door and dozed off, drowsy, and suddenly saw Li Ke sneaking on the other side of the wall in a trance. However, due to the rainy and moonless tonight, the sky is too dark, and it can be said that I can't see my fingers, and I can't see who is who at all. Therefore, Hou Gui was clumsy for a while, so he regarded Li Ke as a thief, and even if it was dark under a lamp, he knocked Li Ke directly stunned. So, complacently greeted Li Bai in the kitchen, and shouted: "Little master, come on, come on, the old slave has caught a big king for you!" ”

"The Eighth King?" Li Bai was already bored and boring when he washed the dishes, and when he heard the words 'Dawang Ba', he immediately played with sex, and asked Uncle Gui while running out: "Where is it?" Where? Where is the king? Let me see. ”

"Little master, what about this! What about this! Hou Gui beckoned again and again and said, "Look, this little thief wanted to steal food in our kitchen, and was knocked out by the old slave." ”

"Uncle Gui, you are so powerful!" The sky was too dark, and Li Bai didn't see clearly that the person in front of him was his father. After a moment's pause, Li Bai suddenly said: "Come to Uncle Gui, give me the rolling stick, I will also beat him with a dull stick, make him look good, and don't dare to come to the kitchen to steal something to eat." ”

"Here, little master!" Hou Gui handed the rolling stick to Li Bai and said, "You hit him hard, after the beating, we will send him to the official, and then we will receive a reward, how about the old slave buy you a flatbread to eat?" ”

"Don't want a big pie!" Li Bai took the rolling stick and said with a smile: "I heard my father say that the Central Plains is called a rock sugar gourd, and I want to eat this." Uncle, will you buy me a rock sugar gourd when the time comes? ”

"Good! Just buy rock sugar gourd! Hou Gui agreed, then pointed to Li Ke on the ground and said, "Come on, little master, fight hard, let's go buy rock sugar gourd after the fight!" ”

"Yes!"

Li Bai was only three years old at this time, his mind was simple and naïve, and he didn't think much about it, he raised the rolling stick and was about to fight. At this moment, a voice suddenly came from not far behind him, and hurriedly scolded: "Bai'er stop, that's your father!" ”

This person is Yuewa, after Li Ke went out before, Yuewa did not sleep with confidence, but quietly followed Li Ke, for fear that he would scold Li Bai again. Just when he heard Li Ke's 'ah' scream, he knew that something was wrong, and he just wanted to go up to see it, but he suddenly heard the conversation between Hou Gui and Li Bai. Knowing that Li Bai was going to beat his father, Yuewa immediately appeared to reprimand, otherwise there would be a big mess.

Li Bai was frightened when he heard this, and the rolling stick in his hand fell to the ground with a 'pop', not knowing what to do. Especially Hou Gui, no matter how good the private relationship between him and Li Ke is, the master is always the master, and the servant is always the servant, there is a difference. Hearing that the person he knocked out was Li Ke, he turned pale with fright, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.