Chapter 500: Are You Saying I'm a Faint King? (1/5)
After hurrying back to the apse, Huang Taiji once again ordered Bao Yi Aha to tie himself up.
After all, Jiannu at this time was still in the entrepreneurial stage, and these people in power, such as Huang Taiji, Dai Shanzhi and others, were also ruthless, and they were not comparable to the mites who would be compensated later.
At least after knowing that he had been planted on the Fushou cream, Huang Taiji's first choice was to let people tie himself up and forcibly survive this period of addiction.
If you change the goods that you will lose even if you are far away, it is estimated that you will take the silver to find another source of goods instead of thinking about holding on.
Biting music, stomping feet, banging his head, after trying countless methods, Huang Taiji, who had been tossing for more than half an hour, was able to calm down with panting, and the whole person was as if he had just been fished out of the water, and his whole body was soaked with his own sweat.
The feeling of ten thousand ants devouring bones just now, Huang Taiji definitely didn't want to think about it anymore, but he also knew that this feeling would definitely accompany him and didn't know when.
Or until the end of the day?
The hatred for Emperor Chongzhen became more and more deep.
When they returned to the front hall again, Daizen and Dorgon had already gone their separate ways, leaving only an empty hall.
Ignoring the few little eunuchs who were in charge of sweeping, Huang Taiji once again sat on the dragon chair.
The wind and rain are coming, where is the tomorrow of the Great Qing Kingdom?
The real war, especially the style of play that Emperor Chongzhen intends to play, is actually full of routines.
The war model of later generations belongs to the one that each has a big killing weapon, so you can first throw the big killing weapon, and then throw the big killing weapon, and in the end, there is really no place worth throwing again, and it will be replaced by infantry to collect the corpse, or clean up the battlefield.
In the wars before Emperor Chongzhen, this basically did not exist, and the biggest weapons of mass destruction were only some artillery, or biological and chemical weapons such as dead horses and dead men or gold juice.
However, Emperor Chongzhen was just in between.
The big killing weapon in his hand is far less than the one in the later generations, but it is much stronger than the previous artillery.
In short, it's a bit embarrassing.
Therefore, Emperor Chongzhen, who did not have good things such as mischievous ashram mushroom bullets in his hand, set the tone for these Pingliao wars was that the artillery spoke first, then the artillery spoke, and finally it was the turn of the foot soldiers to charge.
This minimizes casualties on the frontal battlefield.
But there is one point, Emperor Chongzhen actually has no good way to solve it - reconnaissance.
As a result, the reconnaissance part that was supposed to have the highest mortality rate was still the one with the highest mortality rate—the scouts died much faster than the soldiers on the frontal battlefield.
As a scout of the Ming Dynasty, Jiang Fan has long been prepared to die one day, anyway, it is the same thing to die early or late, unless he gets enough military power to ascend.
But Jiang Fan never thought that such a funny scene would happen in front of his eyes.
What the hell are these three mountain kings dressed as scholars in front of you? What the hell is the Shaolin Temple-like bald donkey that follows behind?
The problem is that the guys who look like bald donkeys have a stubble of blue on their heads, which is obviously growing out after shaving, so these guys are just like, and definitely can't be bald donkeys.
Zhao Yandong and the other three were already in tears.
I saw the scouts of the Ming Dynasty here, so there is only one possibility - the faint king came to Liaodong with soldiers and horses, and planned to recover Liaodong!
It's good to recover Liaodong, recover Liaodong, even if these people live in the realm of the Ming Dynasty, they can scold the emperor again, and they don't have to worry about being killed by Jiannu.
That's nice!
The three scholars with a handful of snot and a handful of tears really disgusted Jiang Fan - the head fell out and it was just a big scar in the bowl, crying like a girl, shameful?
Zhao Yandong felt that there was nothing to be ashamed of.
Is this shabby place in Liaodong a normal place that normal people can stay in? When it's cold, it's cold, when it's hot, it's hot, it's just spring, and you can die of heat before you officially enter the ambush!
Not to mention that there are also Jiannu who are threatening their lives all the time.
No matter how you look at it, it is much better than Daming.
At least the officials don't kneel, at least there are some preferential treatments, food and clothing are worry-free, at least there is no need to worry about losing your life one day.
Looking at the three guys running towards him, Jiang Fan's first reaction was not to wait for these three guys to run over, but to shout directly: "Stop!" ”
At the same time, the left hand was already standing up—the scouts of the same small flag following behind him directly served the hot pot.
Even if there were only these three scholars dressed as scholars among the many people on the opposite side, and they looked like the scholars of the Ming Dynasty, Jiang Fan still chose to act carefully.
It's not that there are no people who are careless, it's just that those guys are already cold.
Especially here is still Liaodong, in fact, in the area controlled by Jiannu, there are inexplicably Ming scholars, which is a very abnormal situation in itself.
Zhao Yandong stopped helplessly.
These Qiu Ba on the other side are really too rude, and in the face of the old man who lifts people, he just picks up the fire gun, this is to kill someone?
It is said that it is a show to meet a soldier, and it is unclear that it is reasonable, but in fact, it is almost the same as lifting people, and there are still a few cases where the reason can be explained clearly.
The main thing is that these soldiers have firearms and knives in their hands.
Seeing that Zhao Yandong and the others stopped, Jiang Fancai asked, "Who are you waiting for?" Is there anything that can prove your identity? ”
Zhao Yandong straightened the white clothes that had been washed by the pulp, and there were a few patches in the torn places, and then he arched his hand and said: "The three of us are the three years of the Ming Chongzhen, and they have to meet my Ming soldiers because of their crimes, so they came to visit." ”
Jiang Fan really wanted to ask Zhao Yandong, does he look like a second fool?
Chongzhen's three-year move to Liaodong? Can you think of a more reliable reason to come out?
However, the next moment, Zhao Yandong took out the household registration certificate, which really proved that Zhao Yandong was not lying.
Chongzhen's three years of lifting, Chongzhen's eight years because he was sent to Liaodong, the seal on the household register, the first few places are from the local to the capital, and then to Shanhaiguan and Guangningwei, and the last place is Haizhou Wei.
In short, this thing is 100% real, and the secret notes everywhere can be corrected.
After throwing the household registration book back to Zhao Yandong, Jiang Fan continued to ask: "Even if you are assigned to Liaodong, how can you occupy the mountain and become the king here?" Jiannu didn't notice you? ”
Zhao Yandong arched his hand and said: "Thanks to Yang Qiqi Yang in Shenyang City, and thanks to his many ways to take care of him, there is some weather on this mountain, and I will not starve to death in Liaodong." ”
Jiang Fan snorted and said with a smile: "Would you rather starve to death than surrender Jiannu?" ”
The implication is undoubtedly that Zhao Yandong and the three of them are suspected of colluding with Jiannu - even if they are convinced that there is nothing wrong with these three people just by relying on their long hair.
But at this time, it's not good to hurt these guys for a few words, and my heart is not happy.
Facing Jiang Fan's question, Zhao Yandong's face turned red, and he said angrily: "King Wu is defeated, the world is the sect of Zhou, and Boyi and Shu Qi are ashamed, they don't eat Zhou Su, they hide in Shouyang Mountain, and they eat it."
Although we are not as good as the sages and the warriors, we also have loyalty in our hearts, and we also know the shame, and we would rather die than surrender to the slaves! ”
Zhao Yandong's words were already regretted as soon as they came out.
was provoked by Jiang Fan, and these words were happy, but in fact, these words also put his own people in danger - if Jiang Fan reads and distorts his meaning, then these four words will come true.
Compare the three of you to Bo Yi and Shu Qi, so who is Xu? Who is the Warrior King?
Although in fact, Jiannu can be regarded as a courtier, and there is actually no difference between the Ming Xingbing and the Wuwang War, but the key is the name!
What is the reputation of King Wu? What is Jiannu's reputation? But the faint king, compared to the king of the Zhou, is not much stronger, maybe not as good as the king of the Zhou?
However, Jiang Fan's reaction made Zhao Yandong and the other three secretly relieved - Jiang Fan, who was laughing without a nose and out of sight, was in a good mood now.
Loyal and righteous people, even if these three guys committed something and were thrown to Liaodong, they all thought about how to return to the Ming Dynasty, and would rather starve to death than surrender to Jiannu, as soon as they saw the scout Xiaoqi Department, they immediately appeared to meet each other and gave the entire village away, so what is it like to be a loyal person?
Looking at these three scholars now, Jiang Fan suddenly felt that these three people were tall - look at the tattered clothes on their bodies, although they were patched and patched, they were clean, weren't they?
Although he is as thin as a weak chicken, there is a saying? Have poetry and books in your belly?
Look at these three scholars, as soon as they stand there, they have a proper grandmaster bearing, amazing, amazing!
Jiang Fan, who was in a good mood, simply chose to bring these three guys and the people behind him back to the camp, and then reported the matter of these "Liaodong righteous soldiers" to Shangguan.
After all the reports layer by layer, the "righteous deeds" of Zhao Yandong and others were reported to Emperor Chongzhen - after all, it was Jinyi Wei who arrested people and threw them to Liaodong, and the Ministry of Household knew about it, and the Ministry of Rites also knew it, but only the Department of the Governor's Office of the Five Armies, which was transferred to a department specializing in cutting people, did not know.
Therefore, Zhang Weixian felt that this matter should be commended well, and it was best to let these three poor sours be received by the emperor, which would also be beneficial to the army's actions in Liaodong in the future - even if she was a kiln sister, she had to think about setting up a memorial arch, right?
When Emperor Chongzhen received the news from Zhang Weixian, he was also confused.
Didn't the scum who sprayed themselves kill excessively at the beginning and threw them into Liaodong? Although there is no news about these goods, they shouldn't be cold?
The very curious Emperor Chongzhen chose to meet these scholars.
Although it is said that they are useless scholars, these guys always spray themselves when they were in the Ming Dynasty, and they are simply sprayed for the sake of spraying, which is no different from the naval army of later generations.
But the choices of these guys at this time undoubtedly added a lot of impression points to them, at least this little life is as stable as a dog.
However, when Emperor Chongzhen saw Zhao Yandong and the other three, his brows wrinkled unconsciously.
Zhao Yandong and the three of them, who entered the big tent, first tidied up their clothes, and then walked, danced, and shouted long live, and a complete set of majesty etiquette was meticulously done by these three bastards.
Then Emperor Chongzhen frowned and said, "You want to learn the road?" ”
Zhao Yandong naturally knew what Emperor Chongzhen was referring to - the three of them made the master unhappy by thinking they were smart.
However, it is clear that the emperor should still be sprayed: "Your Majesty, the students don't dare." It's just that the students are inevitably out of line, so it's so. ”
One sentence choked back the rest of Emperor Chongzhen's words.
Emperor Chongzhen originally pointed out that Zilu had tidied up his clothes before he was killed, leaving an allusion that 'the gentleman died and the crown was inevitable', but Zhao Yandong simply pointed out a factual problem: the loss of honor in front of the monarch is also a big crime.
The magnanimous Emperor Chongzhen obviously didn't intend to care about this trivial matter, but asked with interest: "I remember, there are nearly ten people who came to Liaodong, what about the others?" ”
Zhao Yandong bowed down and said: "Your Majesty, Xu Xianghui, Ma Jinrong and others intend to surrender to slaves, but the three of us did not obey, so they parted ways."
After that, we wanted to fall into the grass, but we had no power to restrain the chicken, but thanks to the many help of Yang Qiqi and Yang Master Yang in Shenyang City, we gathered some people who had a deep blood feud with Jiannu, and survived to this day. ”
Emperor Chongzhen was very curious - if Xu Xianghui and the others succeeded in demolishing Jiannu, no matter what position they could get to in the end, there would be news from Huang Yuxuan's side.
However, the strange thing is that Xu Xianghui and Ma Jinrong have mysteriously disappeared since they were thrown out of Haizhouwei, and there is no news at all.
Of course, Zhao Yandong's three scumbags didn't have any news, and it is estimated that Yang Qiqi didn't take these scumbags seriously at all, but just did it casually.
After smiling, Emperor Chongzhen asked: "It is equivalent to the accusation of killing excessively when the Ming Dynasty was overbearing, and now that I have come to Liaodong, how do you feel?" ”
Originally, Emperor Chongzhen thought that Zhao Yandong and the three scum scum had to say that His Majesty had killed a good kill, but after Zhao Yandong tidied up his clothes, he bowed down and said: "Your Majesty has ascended the throne so far, how many heads have fallen to the ground?"
The Han and Tang dynasties reused martial arts, which was naturally a great martial arts, but the death of the Han and Tang dynasties was not because the martial arts were in power?
Your Majesty does not pay attention to the education of saints, but focuses on strange skills and martial arts, so that above the court, martial arts are in charge, and under the railway, the white bones cry at night, how can Your Majesty turn a blind eye? ”
Emperor Chongzhen angrily stood up from the stool and asked with a sneer: "I just turn a blind eye, how?" ”
Zhao Yandong stiffened his neck and said, "Your Majesty is so unreceptive, how can it be done by Ming Jun?" ”
Emperor Chongzhen sneered: "Then according to what you said, isn't I a big faint king?" ”
Zhao Yandong had already knelt on the ground again, and the etiquette was perfect so that people couldn't find a trace of fault, but his voice was extremely firm: "Students don't dare!" ”