Chapter 424: Despised by a Dog
The second food festival in Yizhou, the whole locust feast, can be said to make everyone extremely satisfied.
Because for the vast majority of people, the effect is just too good.
They feel that they will be inseparable from locusts for the rest of their lives.
However, by the next day, there were no locusts in the whole of Yizhou.
It is said that all the locusts were eaten yesterday and one day.
These locusts are naturally the locusts bred by Li Su.
After a month and a half of hard work, Li Su bred a batch of them.
But the number of locusts, although quite a lot, is really not enough for so many tourists.
It is already a rare thing to be able to barely sustain yesterday's tourists, and everyone can taste the taste of locusts.
Now, there's really not much left.
Yesterday's locusts, but all of them were supplied for free.
Today, these locusts are supplied at sky-high prices.
The price of a plate of fried locusts actually came to the price of a thousand dollars a plate.
Even so, demand still outstrips supply.
There are so many local tyrants that they can't buy it with money.
So they asked how long it would take for the locusts to be eaten again.
It turned out that it would take two months before the locusts could be eaten again.
This can't help but make them feel disappointed.
It's going to take two months, and it's going to take so long?
……
In the palace of the king of Shu, Cheng Biting Jin dug his nostrils, and said to Li Su with a big grin: "Your Highness, bring me Lao Cheng a thousand catties of locusts back, and I Lao Cheng will go home to eat." ”
What the? A thousand pounds?
Hearing Cheng bite Jinde's words, Li Su's nose was about to be crooked.
1,000 catties, can you think this is Chinese cabbage?
Is that natural?
You must know that this time in the second food festival of Yizhou, all the locusts taken out, I don't know if there are 1,000 catties!
Seeing Li Su's face, Wei Chi Gong next to him smiled and said, "Your Highness, don't complain that Cheng Da Fool will ask for so much, who let him not be able to do it in bed?" You know now why he's so afraid of his wife, right? Black, hey, hey! He wants so many locusts to go back, just to revive his majesty! It's not easy for Cheng Da to be a fool, if you have it, give it to him! ”
Wei Chi Gong said something, and Cheng Yanjin's face glowed darkly, and he was anxious all of a sudden.
"Old Devil Yu Chi, don't hit people in the face, scold people without revealing their shortcomings, I Lao Cheng will fight with you!"
Next to him, Qin Qiong squatted on the ground with her stomach covered with a smile, pointing at Cheng Biting Jin, unable to speak for a long time.
After a long time, he smiled and said: "Cheng Da fool, don't expose the shortcomings of scolding!" It turns out that you really can't do it, haha, hahahaha, laugh at me! ”
At this time, Cheng Yanjin finally reacted.
I'm a big Cao, what I Lao Cheng just said seems to be very ambiguous!
It's over now, it's just yellow mud falling into the crotch of your pants, it's not and.
In the future, I'm afraid that if I can't do it in bed, I will follow me for the rest of my life.
Thinking of this, Cheng Yanjin couldn't help but be angry from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts.
couldn't help but roll up his sleeves and said desperately: "Old Demon Yuchi, you brought my Lao Cheng to the ditch, and I fought with you today!" ”
Wei Chigong sneered, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Come on, hurt each other!" Don't coward, whoever coaxes is a bastard! ”
Hearing Wei Chi Gong's words, Li Su next to him couldn't help but cover his face.
it, these old stuff, it seems that they have all been damaged by this king.
New terms such as "I have a big groove" and hurt each other must have learned from him.
Because these are all Internet words in later generations, Datang will not have such words at all.
And Cheng Biting Jin is really afraid of Wei Chi Gongde.
Wei Chigong is strong in martial arts and short-tempered, even Li Shimin will give him three points.
As soon as Wei Chigong got angry, almost everyone had to retreat.
Don't look at Cheng Biting Jin's screaming, he really let him step forward and fight with Wei Chigong, he really didn't dare.
Therefore, after waiting for Wei Chi Gong to put on a posture, Cheng Yanjin resolutely coaxed.
This guy knew very well in his heart that if he really dared to rush forward, he would be beaten up by the old demon Wei Chi.
As a result, Cheng Biting King Kong turned his face and saw Qin Qiong looking at him with a ghostly expression.
Cheng Biting Jin was immediately angry, and couldn't help but point at Qin Qiong and say, "Hey, big yellow face, what kind of expression do you have?" What do you mean? ”
Cheng Biting Jin provoked, Qin Qiong didn't get angry, but pointed to Cheng Biting Jin behind him and said: "Look at that dog, that dog ......"
Qin Qiong's words attracted the attention of a group of old goods.
They couldn't help but look in the direction of Qin Qiong's finger, and then they saw the yellow face that they would never forget for the rest of their lives.
Just behind Cheng Biting Jinde, a snow-white earth dog was lying on the ground, looking at them, sticking out his tongue and laughing.
If only that were it, the dog laughed as he kept slapping the ground with his paws.
The whole feeling of laughing is not good.
I've got a big groove, is this dog a sperm?
This dog, of course, is Doudou.
Since it was taken in as a pet by Li Su, it always sneaked out of the princess and secretly ran to Li Su.
After all, it is a pet adopted by himself, and Li Su has no good way to deal with it.
This dog, since the upgrade, is much smarter than before.
During the time that he followed Li Su, he was already able to understand what humans were saying.
However, just now, when I got carried away and was laughing happily, I didn't expect to be discovered.
When Doudou saw that everyone's eyes were focused on it, he couldn't help but feel the chrysanthemum tighten.
Doudou immediately restrained his laughter, and quietly covered his eyes with his paws, with a look that you can't see me, you can't see me.
Then, Doudou was even more panicked and found that when he made this move, the look in the eyes of the people on the other side became even more strange.
Doudou suddenly had a bad feeling, always feeling that if he continued to stay, something big would happen.
So, Doudou took advantage of the unpreparedness and sneaked away.
Leave a bunch of old stuff behind, where to look at each other.
"We were despised by a dog just now?"
"Is this dog a sperm?"
"This is the dog raised by the King of Shu?"
"Isn't it better to eat a dog that has grown into a sperm?"
Well, the last sentence was said by the foodie Cheng Biting Jin.
These old people came to participate in the second food festival in Yizhou, and they all came to participate in the air.
Now we have to hurry back to Chang'an City.
Originally, they launched Cheng Biting Jinlai, ready to let him extort the King of Shu with a thousand catties of locusts.
Anyway, this guy is thick-skinned, and this kind of thing is left to him, it's not wrong.