Chapter 132: I can't hide from Qingjing
City of Dreams, a playground with the name of a paradise for love. Legend has it that boyfriends and girlfriends dating here are bound to be the only ones for each other.
Originally, Wu Lili only planned to let Liu Bei accompany her here alone, but Liu Bei detected her intentions and then sabotaged them.
So much so that Wu Lili is now looking at the crowd of people who keep getting out of the car with a depressed face.
Unlike their crowds of laughter, Wu Lili hated it at the moment. Because at this moment, she saw that the sand sculpture was supporting the white dove and slowly walked down. The two of them are still talking and laughing!
Damn it! It doesn't make sense that stupid birds can be accompanied, but I can only go to the amusement park alone.
So Wu Lili began to search for Liu Bei in a carpet way, this figure that she loved and hated. It's a pity, I don't know if Liu Bei is deliberately avoiding her or what, Wu Lili got in and out of the car and searched for a long time but didn't find Liu Bei.
Suddenly, Wu Lili finally found Xian Yufu walking alone in the playground, so she hurriedly ran to his side and said, "Salted fish, have you seen your eldest brother?" ”
Xian Yufu was stunned when he heard this, "Eh~!" Isn't he with you, big brother? ”
"No?"
"That's weird, I didn't see my eldest brother either, I thought he was with you!"
"Zhao Yun, Zhang Fei, what about them? Do you know where they are? ”
Xian Yufu helplessly pointed to the girls on the side and said: "Then, the people who are surrounded by girls are Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei!" Really, it's so popular with girls, one by one rushing to go to the playground with the two of them. I'm alone, and I'm alone! ”
Xian Yufu said, revealing an expression of lovelessness. Wu Lili smiled awkwardly when she heard this, and then patted him on the shoulder very heroically and said, "Don't be discouraged, I'm sure you will find a girl to accompany you!" ”
Then he turned his head and continued to look for Liu Bei's traces.
And Liu Bei is hiding in the staff lounge at the moment, squinting and sleeping. Since the bus drove to the City of Dreams, Liu Bei sneaked away while everyone got off the bus. Anyway, he has already explained to Zhang Fei, and it is enough for him to take everyone to play.
As for him, in order to avoid the clutches of Wu Lili, he resolutely gave up this game plan. Anxin found a place to cat, just wait for Zhang Fei to send him a signal to gather and go back.
So he found this break room, which was almost unattended during working hours. Then hang a sign on the door that is being repaired, and lock the door from the inside, so that you are not afraid of someone coming in.
"Whew~!"
Lying on the small bench in the lounge, Liu Bei let out a long breath. Thinking back to his current situation, I can't help but sigh in my heart:
"Do you say I'm easy? In order to avoid the little witch and prevent her conspiracy from succeeding, I deliberately found a place to cat. Everyone else is playing happily outside, and it's easy for me to stay alone in this dark little dark room! ”
When Liu Bei was lamenting that his life was bleak because of the little witch Wu Lili, he heard a sudden sound in the door that he had locked.
No way! No, I'm so well prepared, and someone else wants to come in? Don't you see a sign for maintenance at the door?
Liu Bei immediately quietly hid at the door, and heard the noise coming from outside that didn't seem to be the normal sound of opening the door with a key, but a bit like the sound of a thief picking the lock with something.
It won't be such a coincidence! I was just ready to hide in and thieves came here? What thief is so distracted that he even steals from the staff lounge?
Liu Bei was already a little angry, but at this moment, he encountered such a thief who did not open his face, so he hid quietly at the door, wanting to take advantage of the other party to open the door and walk in.
Stealing everything in front of his eyes is absolutely unbearable. So Liu Bei planned to catch them, and then educate the other party with his noble character, so that they could change their ways from now on.
I don't know if the thieves outside are because of novices, Liu Bei has been waiting at the door for a quarter of an hour, and the other party has not opened them yet. Liu Bei wanted to open the door directly and rush out to teach them a lesson!
As a thief, he has failed so much, what else do you say this person can do in the future!
Perhaps Liu Bei's curse worked, and the thief outside the door finally "clicked" and unlocked the door. Then I saw two sneaky heads sticking in.
Seeing this, Liu Bei immediately clung to the wall, holding his breath for the time being, so as not to alarm the two thieves.
And the two big heads that stuck out easily walked in after confirming that there was no one in the room.
Two figures, one fat and one thin, appeared in front of Liu Bei, and heard the fat man say:
"Boss, what the hell do you think we're doing here? There's nothing of value here! The Director of Discipline just asked us to stay here for the time being and wait for news from him, and we're here too, but what do we do next? ”
The thin man suddenly knocked on the man's head and said, "You talk a lot!" How to explain the above, how can we do it? Where did so much nonsense come from! Peace of mind is here to wait for the signal from the director of discipline.
Also, shut them up for me. lest anyone come and see us. ”
When the fat man heard this, he immediately closed the door, and then saw Liu Bei's figure suddenly appear in front of him.
"Hey!"
Liu Bei saw that he had found himself, said hello, and then punched him without waiting for the other party to react.
With a "bang", the fat man was suddenly beaten into a panda eye by Liu Bei, and he was stunned on the ground, and he didn't recover for a long time. Who am I? How did I sit on the ground? What have I just experienced?
And when the thin man heard the sound, he immediately knew that something was not good, and just wanted to run, he saw Liu Bei suddenly stop in front of him and said: "I want to run as soon as we meet, this is a very impolite behavior, do you know?" With that, a sweeper tripped him to the ground.
Coincidentally, the two actually collided together, and the two suddenly wailed. Liu Bei was afraid that their shouts would attract others, so he hurriedly found two dirty towels from the side that had not been washed for an unknown amount of time and stuffed them into their mouths.
Seeing that they still wanted to struggle and resist, he simply pointed at their acupoints, ripped off their coats, and tied their hands and feet in turn.
"I'll ask me a question, and you'll answer. Don't give me a slippery head, you know? I think you should all be dressed up in yellow turban colleges and universities? If you are not honest, I can hand you over to the student rehabilitation base based on what you have just done.
I think you people from Yellow Turban High School should be familiar with it? It is estimated that seventy or eighty percent of the students there are from your Yellow Turban University. So, you guys have to be honest with me, I know? That way you won't be sent to the remodeling site by me. ”
The two of them desperately shouted "woo", and Liu Bei suddenly frowned.
"Give me a nod or shake my head to express it, really, I don't know if I'm gaged and can't speak? I really don't know what your heads are for, I can't even figure out this little thing! ”
Liu Bei embarrassed and counted a few words from them, and the latter didn't dare to refute it, and he couldn't refute it. So the latter nodded desperately, indicating that he was willing to cooperate with his work.
I heard Liu Bei nod and said, "Very good!" Since you are willing to cooperate, then I will take out the contents of your mouth for you.
But if you dare to shout and attract others, then don't blame me for being rude! ”
Hearing this, the two continued to nod, and said in their hearts, how dare we shout! Call someone waiting to be caught?
So Liu Bei took out the broken towel from their mouths. The two of them immediately retched, and kept spitting out the stars.
"Say, why are you here? What exactly is the purpose? Hurry up and recruit 1510 from the truth! ”
"This~!"
The two looked at each other, a little hesitant to tell the truth. Eventually, the thin man rolled his eyes and said, "We just want to come here to steal that little thing, and there is no other meaning." ”
When the fat man heard this, he immediately chimed in: "That's right, we just want to come here to steal something." Nothing else! ”
Liu Bei snorted coldly when he heard this: "Hmph! It seems that if I don't give you some hardship, you won't be recruited. But don't worry, I, Liu Bei, have always been convinced by virtue for a long time, so ......"
Before Liu Bei finished speaking, the two of them were suddenly surprised: "You said you are Liu Bei!" That Liu Bei from Rende University? ”
"Why, you know my name too?"
Liu Bei looked at the two of them in surprise, he didn't expect his name to be so loud, these two guys who were obviously minions actually knew their names.
"So, the three Yellow Turban brothers of our Yellow Turban High School, A, B, and C are the ones you taught them to change their ways!"
"Oh! You said the three of them, yes, I taught them to be on the right path! And I'm going to put both of you on the right track. ”
After Liu Bei finished speaking, he looked at the fat man and the thin man with some ill will.
And the latter suddenly felt a chill in his neck, and begged for mercy: "Liu Bei, Boss Liu." You just let us two go. You don't know what happened to the three Yellow Turban brothers since you taught them well.
Because after the three of them were doing good, several other brothers followed them to do good. After being known by Yu Poison, the director of discipline in our school, he personally taught the three of them a lesson. I beat them for more than half a month and didn't get out of bed, and since then they have changed back to their previous appearance! ”
"Holy! How hard did it take me to persuade them to be good, and your school's Yu Poison beat them back to their original form with a fat beating? ”
Liu Bei said angrily, and the latter nodded silently when he heard this.
"Damn! Where is that guy named Yu Poison now? I want to educate him myself. Dare to teach the person I have been persuaded to be good again, I am not finished with him! ”
The fat man and the thin man looked at each other when they heard this, and they both saw a glimmer of hope in each other's eyes.
I saw that the thin man pretended to be very aggrieved and said: "That~, in fact, we don't want to do these things of stealing chickens and dogs, he instructed us to do this."
Boss Liu, you have been staying here, and you should know how bad our lockpicking skills are. We're not the material for this at all, it's all because he forced us to do it.
Say what let's wait here for his signal, and then cause a fire to cause sāo luàn, so that they can take the opportunity to rob the proceeds of the playground. ”
The thin man cried that they were forced to do the thing of stealing chickens and dogs, and because of their vivid performances, Liu Bei couldn't help but believe their words temporarily. There is no more friendly education for them!
"You said you're here to rob the City of Dreams? Why? I remember that your Yellow Turban colleges and universities only charge protection fees or something at most, and you have never robbed any large business institutions! ”
"That's because of the order of our head school, which requires our branch schools around the country to start raising a lot of money and food. As for the reason, we little minions don't know. ”
Liu Bei showed a thoughtful expression, and then said, "Well, okay." For the sake of your cooperation with me, I'll ~, temporarily stun you! ”
After Liu Bei finished speaking, while the two of them were unprepared, he started work left and right and knocked the two unconscious.
Clapping his hands, Liu Bei looked at the unconscious two with disdain.
"Hehe, do you really think I don't know what you're up to! I want to throw everything to your boss so that I can get rid of the relationship.
And he deliberately wants to lure the hatred between me and your director of discipline, and wants me to take the initiative to go to war with him.
I'm a three-year-old! It is said that he is the director of discipline, how can there be no dozens of people around to protect him. I want to lead one person to my death, although I am not afraid to fight dozens of you. But all of your tricks are left over from my play! ”
Liu Bei looked at the two of them falling to the ground and said disdainfully.
"However, since they know my name, they still want me to go to this guy named Yu Poison, it seems that this person's strength must be very high.
Otherwise, it would not have given them so much confidence. Looks like I'm going to be careful about this guy named Yu Poison! ”
Looking at the two yellow turbans who had fainted on the ground, Liu Bei rolled his eyes, blocked their mouths with dirty towels again, and wrapped them with tape a few times to ensure that they would not break free.
Then he found a corner and threw them together, piled up a few empty waste cartons beside them, and then found a rag and covered it, revealing some traces of waste cartons.
"Hmmm! In this way, even if someone comes in, they will only think that this is someone who has packed up the waste and left it here to be sold, and will not suspect that there is someone hiding in it.
Really, it's rare to find a place to hide. I didn't expect to encounter such a thing! It's really sitting at home behind closed doors, and things come from heaven! I just want to find a quiet place to rest, but I can't, it's really pitiful!
But since I met it, I can't ignore it, and it's a matter of people's property safety, I'm still going to meet this guy called Yu Poison! ”
After Liu Bei finished speaking, he opened the door of the lounge, looked back at the furnishings in the house, and after confirming that there was no trace left, he closed the door and turned to leave!
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