Chapter 248: Give Me a Lever
Ling Kun was meditating with his eyes closed, when he suddenly heard a chirp and felt a soft lip imprint on his face. When he opened his eyes, he saw the delicate Shangguan Allure fleeing in panic. Oh my God, it's the senior sister who can't wait to beat him every day, what is this for?
Ling Kun couldn't help but touch her violated cheek and looked at her suspiciously.
Everyone was also confused by this, when did they all take care of this? Are young people really so passionate?
Shangguan Chengcheng was ashamed and embarrassed, and he had no choice but to find a crack in the ground to get into, but there was no gap in the ground.
Feeling that Ling Kun and everyone were looking at her, Shangguan Chengcheng was completely panicked, regretting listening to Zhao Mingyue's bad idea, how would she behave in the future?
So in a hurry, he pointed to Zhao Mingyue and said: "She asked me to do it, he said that kissing you can inspire you and save everyone out." After saying that, he covered his face and squatted on the ground and never got up again.
Zhao Mingyue was pointed out, and her face immediately turned red with shame, and she secretly scolded Shangguan for not being righteous, you have already kissed you, why bother to pull me out again.
Duan Jinyan was so angry that he almost broke his leg with a fist, he never imagined that the dignified and cold Zhao Mingyue would come up with such a bad idea.
Everyone laughed out loud when they heard this, and Elder Yuan laughed playfully: "Alliance leader, what inspiration does it have?" ”
Ling Kun was still stunned, and he couldn't imagine that the cold Zhao Mingyue and the violent Shangguan Allure would perform such a play.
He originally had some ideas, but he wasn't sure if it was feasible, but at this time, the two girls were so sensible, wouldn't he be too ignorant if he couldn't come up with an idea? So he stubbornly said, "Yes, there is a true God, there is a way." ”
Everyone was surprised and delighted, could this really stimulate potential?
Zhao Mingyue and Shangguan Chengcheng didn't care about being ashamed, and looked at him with surprised eyes.
"If the alliance leader has any good ideas, let's talk about it."
Ling Kun pointed to the big stone gate and said, "There is a lock under the stone gate, let's lift this stone door by an inch, and we can get out of the lock." ”
"Huh? Lift the stone door? Everyone was immediately deflated, isn't this equivalent to saying it in vain? It seems that the girl kissed in vain.
Duan Jinyan was angry and jealous, angry, and sneered: "Ling Kun, you."
Sick, this stone door is tightly sealed, how can there be an inch of space for you to lift up? Also, the stone gate is at least tens of thousands of catties, and there is no focus on it, how can you lift it? In order to grandstand in front of the two girls, you really do everything, it's so shameless. ”
Ling Kun said with a cold face: "Duan Jinyan, you give me a fuck, have you forgotten how you lost just now?" ”
"I can't get used to seeing your shameless appearance, there is a kind of gambling if we gamble again, and whoever wants to lose will kneel on the ground and learn to bark." Duan Jinyan wanted Ling Kun's dignity to be swept away, and Zhao Mingyue would naturally look down on him at that time.
"Hey, I found out that you are the most shameless person, I knew this, Lao Tzu just let you kneel on the ground and learn how the dog barked." Ling Kun scolded angrily.
Zhao Mingyue said to Duan Jinyan: "Prince Duan, Ling Kun is thinking of a way to get out for everyone, you not only help but also deliberately embarrass you, is this interesting?" ”
Duan Jinyan heard Zhao Mingyue's reprimand, and he didn't dare to answer cowardly, but he was unwilling to lose this good opportunity to step on Ling Kun, so he still shouted to Ling Kun: "If you dare to bet, if you don't dare, kneel down and admit your mistake." ”
"Okay, bet on it, you turtle grandson has to talk and count." Although Ling Kun didn't have a good grasp of it, he was aroused by his blood.
Yuan Xiao said: "Alliance leader, it doesn't matter if you gamble or not, you are also for everyone's good, but what Prince Duan said is also reasonable, and it is too difficult to lift the stone gate, right?" ”
Ling Kun waved his hand and said: "Archimedes said that as long as you give Lao Tzu a lever, Lao Tzu can pry the earth, and a mere door is nothing. As for the fit, that's an illusion, since there are tracks underneath, there must be room to install them. ”
What Archimedes, what earth, what lever, everyone didn't know what he was talking about, but they still didn't believe that such a heavy stone gate could be lifted.
Duan Jin snorted coldly: "Back then, more than 30,000 craftsmen designed the door by themselves, and they didn't lift it, you can afford it, are you crazy?" ”
"That's because they don't have leverage."
"Do you have one?"
"Of course, didn't you see that? There was nothing but bones, indicating that the craftsmen had confiscated all their tools before entering the tomb. Ling Kun said to the Jianghu Qunhao: "Go back to the front and pick up all the short guns shot from the coffin, that is my lever." ”
Everyone couldn't help with anything else, this was a trivial matter, and after a while, the short guns were piled up in front of Ling Kun one by one.
In order to prevent decay over time, these short guns are made of iron, which is hard and strong, and fits Ling Kun's arms.
He picked up a gun, and with the seventh-level Ziling Divine Skill, he inserted the head of the gun into the crack in the ground under the stone door, and inserted half a gun head before stopping. Then let everyone follow the gourd pattern, and more than 30 short guns were densely inserted in the crack of the door.
After doing this, more than 30 people with strong internal skills were selected, each holding a gun, and pressing down together with the slogan of "one, two, three".
As the barrel of the gun sank, the stone gate actually went up a little.
After another round of hard work, Ling Kun felt that the stone gate had been raised by more than two inches, and the upper track should have been broken away from the lock, so he shouted the trumpet to order everyone to move the gun to the left, and the stone gate moved to the right, and a gap of more than an inch was opened between the two doors
Ling Kun was overjoyed, as long as this gap was opened, it meant that the lock below had been opened, so he immediately stopped and asked everyone to pull out the iron gun, he stretched his finger out of the crack in the door and pulled it lightly, only to hear a rumbling sound, and the stone door automatically slid open.
Everyone was surprised and delighted, screaming and jumping, and they blew up the pot for a while, and threw themselves to the ground in admiration for Ling Kun.
"The alliance leader is really a clever plan, and he will be Zhuge in the next life."
"Yes, fortunately there is an alliance leader, otherwise we would have died."
"Don't worry about it this time, as long as the alliance leader is here, we will definitely be able to get out alive."
"Yes, yes, yes, our Five Tiger Soul Breaking Sword also has two female disciples, next time I will be the master, let them be the alliance leader."
"Yes, yes, we also follow the female disciples."
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For a while, there was a lot of noise and discussions. The women were all red-faced, peeking at Ling Kun, and even Helian Jingying in the crowd couldn't help but lick her lips.
Shangguan Chengcheng was a little anxious, pinched Ling Kun's waist and whispered, "You can't let them kiss, do you hear?" ”
"Ugh." Ling Kun smiled bitterly and touched his face, but he couldn't help but peek at Zhao Mingyue, just in time to see that Zhao Mingyue was also peeking at him, the eyes of the two were separating, but sparks were flying.
Shangguan Allure was churning in the sea of vinegar, pinching Ling Kun's meat even harder.