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"What's so strange about that?" Wu Gui was absent-minded and said, "Nine of the ten fortune tellers are liars. ”

"That being said." The six evils didn't refute and said, "But senior brother, this matter is really weird. ”

"Sixth, if you have something to say, there is a fart, don't sell it." Siguo took a sip of saliva and urged: "It's almost the end of the ugly hour, don't forget what we should do tonight." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" The six evils woke up from a dream and said to Li Bai like an initiation: "Then I will be concise and concise to the little junior brother?" ”

"Hmm." Li Bai: "Senior brother, please speak." ”

"As the saying goes, it says well, criticize yin and yang and break the five elements, look at the sun and moon in the palm; Measure the wind and water to survey the Liuhe, and take the sleeve. If you hear thunder, you know this life and past life; God's eyes are like electricity, and he sees through the mortal world of the fairy world; Everything in heaven and earth knows everything, and the yin and yang gossip is clear about life and death. "The head of the six evil spirits here is the Tao, although he looks like a child, but he really talks and behaves like a fortune teller. After Yunyunwu chanted such a hexagram poem, he paused, and then continued: "Little junior brother, don't say it, this old monster is a mess, but he really has some ability." He taught me a lot of fortune-telling formulas, secret words and secret records, although they are all fake and deceptive, but when I tell the fortunes of those ordinary people, I really try and try, and I have never had a bad idea. ”

"Blow it, you'll be there." The five ghosts couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "In the name of a fortune teller, doing the business of a liar, there have been many such people since ancient times, and there is no shortage of you one or two." It's understandable to think of this, and those fools and stupid people will be deceived by you, with no exception. ”

"Ahem, Senior Brother Five, why don't you believe it?" The six evils suddenly became more serious and said, "Liars also need to be wise, otherwise how can they deceive people?" ”

"Wisdom? Are you still wise? The five ghosts suddenly laughed and said, "Let me ask you, who is the person you admire the most?" ”

"As the saying goes!" The six evil minds didn't think about it, and said directly: "As the saying goes, its old man is the person I admire the most in my life, and there is no one, what it says makes sense." ”

"Yes, yes, wisdom." Five ghosts: "This is called wisdom, you are really a wise person." ”

"Of course!" The six evils listened to the praise of the five ghosts, and they were very happy, very happy, and very satisfied. Then, he continued to talk to Li Bai and said: "Little junior brother, the reason why I say this old miscellaneous monster is because he asks me to go out every day to tell fortunes, criticize the eight characters and feng shui, look at the divination and ask for signs, and I am everywhere in it; And, not a penny. ”

"Don't take a penny? It's weird. Li Bai heard a little tired, and asked thoughtfully: "Senior Brother of the Six Evils, why does this guy want you to do this?" ”

"How do I know? Maybe he's sick in the head! The six evil spirits spread their hands, abruptly, and became angry, and said: "Later, I didn't know where to provoke this old monster crumbs, and suddenly left me alone, and no longer gave me an antidote, so I became a monster that sucked human blood and ate human flesh again." At this point, the six evils suddenly said very abruptly: "Oh, by the way, junior brother, in the years when I was a fortune teller, I also helped your mother tell your mother's fortune, do you believe it?" ”

"Anthracene?" Li Bai frowned: "Tell me." ”

"The last place where I and this old monster are separated is in the Turkic country where you were born, Broken Leaf City." The six evils swallowed their saliva, and did not beat around the bush, and said bluntly: "I still remember that your mother was the number one beauty in the Turkic country at that time. The year I helped her tell her fortune, she was eighteen, and the reason why I remember it so clearly is because after I finished telling your mother's fortune, this old monster dog miscellaneous king eight left me alone. ”

"Senior Brother Six Evils, what the hell is going on?" Li Bai became curious and worried, and asked, "How can it still have anything to do with my mother?" ”

"What does it have to do with your mother?" The six evils suddenly smiled evilly and said, "It has something to do with your father." ”

"Senior brother." Li Bai was confused: "How do you understand this?" ”

"Little junior brother, this fortune teller is nothing more than fame and fortune, fortune, and marriage." The six evils made a fortune teller look like a fortune teller, and said: "Your mother was eighteen years old, and she was born beautifully, and she came to me to tell her fortune, and she asked for a marriage." Coincidentally, a few days before the fortune telling for your mother, I ran into an incident. ”

"What's the matter?" Li Bai: "Tell me about it." ”

"As the saying goes, it often walks by the river, how can there be no wet boots?" Six Evil Ways: "I still remember that day, a son of a rich Turkic family came to me to tell a fortune and asked me to give him a better name for the Tang Dynasty. I saw that he was as timid as a mouse, strong on the outside, and strong in the middle, and there were many people under him who were doing evil everywhere, so I took one for him! At this point, the six evils paused, thought about it, and said, "Oh, I remembered it, and I gave him a Zheng Bucheng." ”

"Shhh Li Bai gasped, and the picture in his mind flashed, thinking of one of his enemies. Instantly, he urged and asked, "Senior brother, what happened later?" ”

"Later! Hum! This grandson is truly hateful! The six evil spirits suddenly became angry, scolded and said, "I saw that Yin Tang was black and his palm prints were dull, so I said a few more words and told him that there would be a bloody disaster that day. Who knows, this grandson was kind enough to treat me as a donkey's liver and lungs, and the contrast person beat me, alas! ”

"People are like that." The four pots next to him suddenly interjected: "I only like to listen to the good, not the bad." ”

"What the fourth senior brother said is extremely true!" The six evils said: "Just when I was beaten to death by this grandson, all of a sudden, there was a heroic merchant armor holding a long sword, and justice came to save me, and a sword was picked on this grandson's arm. ”

"Senior Brother of the Six Evils!" Li Bai's mind turned smartly, guessed something, and asked, "The merchant you are talking about, can't it be my father, Li Ke?" ”

"Not bad!" The six evils laughed: "It's your father." ”

"......" Li Bai: "What about later?" ”

"Little junior brother, although your senior brother and I are a liar, we are also a liar who knows how to repay the kindness." Six evils: "Your father saved me, I naturally want to repay the favor, but your father didn't lack anything at that time, so he lacked a daughter-in-law, so he ......"

"Wait a minute, senior brother!" Suddenly, Li Bai interrupted the six evils and asked, "You don't mean that between my father and my mother, you are the matchmaker for you, right?" ”

"Is that not it?" The six evils said vividly: "But this thing is also coincidental, your father was going to break the leaves at that time, and I was also going to break the leaves, so I went together." After the broken leaves and your father were separated, your mother suddenly came to me to settle the marriage. As soon as I looked, pondered, pondered, and thought about matchmaking! So, I lied to your mother and said, the marriage you want is far away in the sky, close in front of you, he is a heroic and sassy Tang man with a jade tree in the wind. ”

Li Bai: "..."

"After hearing this, your mother was very happy at first, but in the blink of an eye, she became sad and unhappy." The Six Evils continued to speak vividly, and said: "When I asked, I realized that your mother was worried about the cold baptism, saying that there are some precepts in the Turkic country, and there will be a catastrophe if you marry with the Tang people. What about your senior brother and I at that time, I was eager to repay my kindness, why did I care so much? So I continued to lie to your mother, saying that this is a marriage, a marriage destined by God, and it can't be changed. After talking about it, I don't know if your mother believed it or not, anyway, your father and your mother were together, and then gave birth to you, Xiao Li Bai. ”

Li Bai couldn't cry or laugh: "..."

"Little junior brother, I understand!" The six evils smiled, changed their words, and said, "I did such a big good thing, I thought that God would be kind to me, so that the old monster would not torture me anymore." But I didn't expect it, I don't know how crazy this old monster was, I deceived myself as usual, who I had told him about such trivial matters, after 1510 told him, he didn't even say anything, just told me to get out, and then ignored me, and then didn't give me an antidote. Hum! I'm! ”

"Senior Brother Six Evils, you dissipate your anger first." Li Bai asked, "What happened later?" What happened next? ”

"Later!" The six evil expressions turned cold, and said, "As I said before, if I don't have an antidote, I will become a monster that sucks human blood and eats human flesh!" The people chased and intercepted me, and were eager to kill me, so they laid many traps so that I could not get close. In the end, when I am sober, I will go out and deceive people, and deceive all those damned thugs and bullies into my own sons, and then suck their blood and eat their flesh when I have sex with them. ”

"Original." Li Bai understood something: "That's it." ”

"But little junior brother, as the saying goes, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed?" The six evils suddenly said: "Later, I deceived and deceived, and I accidentally deceived the master, Dongyanzi Zhao Rui. After a few sermons, I worshipped him as a master, and the master gave me an antidote, so that I no longer had to suck human blood and eat human flesh. It's just that whenever Tong Su has a shift, I will be so painful that I can't survive, and I can't die. ”

"Alas!" Li Bai sighed after hearing this, and comforted him: "Don't worry, Senior Brother Six Evils, if you call me to meet this guy in the future, I will definitely help you pick his skin and make boots!" ”

"Hahahaha!" Six Evils: "Good junior brother! ”

"Gotcha! Is it all said and done? Wu Gui was impatient and said, "Let's do it after speaking!" ”

"Let's do it!" Six Evils: "Quick Battle." ”

"Wait a minute!" Suddenly, Li Bai opened his mouth with a lot of confusion and asked: "Senior brothers, if I eat this ginseng fruit, I can cultivate immortals and practice the Tao, and the six evil senior brothers can get rid of this strange disease after eating it, so what about the three of you?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" Siguo said with a smile: "Little junior brother, if we eat this ginseng fruit, then we will directly become immortals!" ”

"Not bad!" Wu Gui also smiled: "The three of us are trapped in the foundation building for cultivation here, and we can't go up or down. Coupled with the influence of the Heaven Sealing Great Array, as long as we get out of this Kuangshan realm, then we can't even exert a happy one. For example, I didn't have to wait to fly far before I had to fall from the sky. And as long as you eat this ginseng fruit, hey, hey, it's amazing! We can get back our previous cultivation and become immortals directly. ”

"Little junior brother, don't ask, let's eat first!" The six evils stood up, looked at the ginseng fruit on the stone bed, and said, "Let's talk about it after eating, anyway, our group of people, the most important thing is these years and days." As long as you are willing, junior brother, in the future, your sixth senior brother and I will tell you all the legendary stories about me, can it be done? ”

"Hmm!" Li Bai: "Done!" ”

"That!" Wu Gui suddenly stood up, looked at everyone, and said, "Then how about we make a bet?" Just bet on this undressing, whoever takes off quickly will choose where to eat first, how? ”

"Third Senior Brother, aren't you clearly bullying us?" The six evils raised their faces and said, "When it comes to undressing, who can be faster than you?" You've been hungry for 3,000 years, who is your opponent? ”

"So what do you say?" Guide Wu: "Is it difficult, or is it a tiger stick chicken?" ”

"Third Senior Brother!" Suddenly, the look on the face of the six evils changed, and they became miserable, and said: "Fourth Senior Brother, Fifth Senior Brother, Little Senior Brother, you see that my life is so bitter, and what I drink from snacks is all those broken intestine grass, arsenic, black mandala flowers, and bloody throat sealing leaves; And what golden-ringed wasps, and widow spiders? It's a miracle that I've survived so far! ”

"So!" The six evils pretended to be sad, because he was a child here, so his eyes were so clear that people couldn't bear to hurt them. What's fatal is that he also said stupidly: "So senior brother, you just!" Let me be the first to choose, okay? Well? My life has been so bumpy! ”

"Okay, okay, I can't stand you!" The five ghosts opened their mouths commendably and said, "You choose, except for the head and feet, you can choose which one you like." ”

"Don't worry, senior brother, I won't rob you." The six evils smiled: "I only need those two bulging things." ”

"Little junior brother." Guide Wu asked, "What about you?" ”

"Wait a little longer, brother." Li Bai frowned: "Why do you have to take off your clothes to eat this ginseng fruit?" ”

"Hey, hey, little junior brother." Four pots: "Because of this ......"

"Stop chattering!" Wu Gui was impatient and urged: "The end of the ugly hour is approaching, if you don't eat it again, this ginseng fruit will be bad!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, what the third senior brother said is very true." Siguo turned his head to look at Li Bai, and said very caringly: "Little junior brother, let's divide it first, and after dividing it, we will eat and talk at the same time, how about it?" ”

"Good!" Li Bai: "Let's go! ”

"Then tell me, how should this ginseng fruit be divided?" Four pots: "Really come to Tiger Stick Chicken?" ”

"I don't care." Guide Wu: "What about you, the fifth child?" ”

"I don't care!" Five ghosts: "How can it be done!" ”

"That little junior brother!" Guide Wu: "What about you?" ”

"Senior brother, I think so!" Li Bai glanced at the ginseng fruit on the stone bed and said, "Although it is a fruit, it looks too much like a person." I really wanted to eat her, but! But I can't say it! So after thinking about it, I came up with an ingenious way to resolve the difficulties here, I don't know how many senior brothers think? ”

"What's the matter?" Siguo suddenly said: "Little junior brother, don't say it, I can't say it either." I don't know why, when I saw this ginseng fruit, I thought of the dragon meat inexplicably. ”

"Shut up!" Suddenly, Wu Gui and the five ghosts, as well as the six evils, shouted in unison: "Don't mention the dragon...... Wow! ”