Chapter 10: Provoking Niu Dali
Over the next few days, new recruits arrived at the barracks.
Since the recruits have not arrived, the training has not yet begun. In addition to learning how to fold quilts from their squad leaders every day, the recruits are taken to the playground next to the row room to learn the most basic military queue posture.
This kind of low-intensity training time made Zhuang Yan excited for a while, and he even had the illusion that the so-called so-called rapid reaction force was nothing more than that!
Of course, Zhuang Yan's little caution still did not give up, and he sent the first letter home.
In the letter, he solemnly described the new barracks as terrible as hell, tried his best to complain about his suffering, added fuel to the severity of his squad leader and platoon leader, and did not forget to threaten Zhuang Zhenguo at the end of the letter, claiming that if he did not come to rescue him and send him to the logistics unit, then they might have to face the fact that there was a deserter's son.
Even in this low-intensity training time, the rogue nature of the solemn still made him offend people again.
This time, it was Niu Dali, the fifth squad leader, who was offended.
Niu Dali, people are as their name suggests.
Zhuang Zhuang felt that this guy's parents simply gave their son a proper name.
Niu Dali's first impression is that Kong Wu is powerful, although he is not particularly tall, but he has a violent tendon meat, and when he stands there, there is always a suffocating sense of strength.
The most disgusting thing about the solemnity is that Niu Dali often wears the blue vest printed with the words "1st Division Teaching Brigade" in the row house in the cold winter months, and holds a 10-kilogram barbell bought from a sporting goods store to do one-handed curl.
Every time you do it, you must stretch out your forearms and bend them so that the terrifying biceps of the small mountain bag are fully displayed in front of everyone.
When it came, he looked around at all the recruits and swept over everyone's face with a look of contempt and defiance.
"Look at it! Have you ever seen a bicep that big!? ”
After that, he reveled in the admiration and flattery of the recruits against their will.
Whenever this happens, the solemnity that has always boasted of eating by the brain sneers in my heart.
What's the big deal?
Oxen have great strength, but they plough the fields!
What age is this? This is the age of eating with your head! Or more than strength? It's better than the brain!
Of course, this kind of thought can only be lustful in my heart, and I don't dare to reveal half a sentence on the surface, Niu Dali is a person whose muscles are much more developed than the brain and spinal cord, not to mention that he is the squad leader of another class, so he can't get along with him.
However, on the third day of entering the barracks, solemnity still provoked this tenacious master.
The cause was housekeeping training.
This mechanical, repetitive, and boring training lasts for hours almost every time.
It is often the squad leader who demonstrates, and then the recruits draw gourds to do the same, and the squad leader explains the skills on the side.
It seems that folding a quilt is not a difficult task, but the difficulty is to meet the requirements of a veteran.
The quilt should not only be in the shape of a tofu block, but also not a trace of curvature, and it should be completely straight, as square as a knife.
"Look at you! It's not good to fold a quilt! How else to be a qualified soldier!? With your pee, let alone being a soldier, even being a militia is not qualified! ”
On this day, Niu Dali was in charge of housekeeping training, and he walked back and forth in the aisle in front of the bed frame with an armed belt in his hand, like a prison warden patrolling the prisoners under his command.
"Look at what you're stacking? Is this housekeeping? It's! A piece of! Any idea what looks like!? ”
"Look at what you're stacking? What did you graduate from!? Yes? High school? High school students at this level? Not even as good as my junior high school student! ”
Niu Dali enlisted in the army from the countryside of southern Fujian, and his education level is actually not high, but he is willing to endure hardships, so he became a squad leader.
But he has a natural resentment towards people with higher education than himself, and when he gets the opportunity, he will use the education of recruits as the object of ridicule.
Zhuang Zhuang couldn't help it, so he asked Niu Dali: "Report to the squad leader!" ”
"Say!" Niu vigorously raised his belt, and said with a look of unfinished meaning: "Solemn, are you not even able to fold the quilt?" Look at a young master soldier like you, you haven't even done housework at home, right? ”
solemnly smiled and said: "Yes, yes, the squad leader is right, I really haven't done housework at home, but I have a problem." ”
Niu Dali said: "Say, what's the problem?" ”
Solemn eyes rolled and said, "What is this army used for?" ”
Niu Dali didn't want to think about it and said: "Of course it's to protect the family and defend the country!" ”
solemnly asked again: "Does folding quilts have anything to do with protecting the family and defending the country?" ”
Niu Dali was stunned for a moment, and was speechless for a while.
In fact, Zhuang Zhuang knew that this question was really strong, but he knew that Niu Dali was clumsy, and he couldn't compare to Niu Dali, but when it came to playing tricks, he solemnly shook Niu Dali ten streets.
Niu vigorously scratched his head and thought for a while, but he really didn't think of any connection between folding quilts and defending the country.
All the recruits quietly covered their mouths, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
Niu Dali's face turned purple little by little, and finally he gave a solemn look viciously, came over and shook his quilt away and yelled at him: "Why are there so many problems with his mother's recruit eggs, let you fold it, and don't play tricks on me!" I'll let you run ten laps on the playground again! ”
solemnly replied loudly: "Squad leader, I'm asking you a question!" I'm a recruit, and I'm asking the squad leader to explain the connection between folding quilts and defending the country! ”
Then he stood triumphantly in place, staring at Niu Dali defiantly.
Niu Dali's face was purple and blue, and his expression was uncertain.
In the end, he did not answer the solemn question, but walked towards solemnity step by step.
Solemn suddenly realized that he had gone too far.
This is the squad leader, he wanted to be happy for a while, and he actually lost his face in public, how could he let himself go?
Thinking of this, cold sweat poured out on his forehead.
Now, he regrets it a little.