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"Gongtai, please take a seat." Kang Peng pulled Chen Gong to his side and sat down, regardless of whether Chen Gong wanted it or not.

Today, after Wei Jin's whole family was rectified, Kang Peng ordered that all the land of the Wei family be given to the poor peasants, and half of the Wei family's grain was confiscated and supplemented for military use, and half was distributed to the villagers, in exchange for overwhelming cheers and singing praises of virtue. Kang Peng was triumphant, but Li Ru had a sad face, Jia Xu's face was not any better, frowning and pondering, on the contrary, the princes smiled and looked at Kang Peng with bad intentions. After finally distributing the Wei family's money and food to the people, Kang Peng found that his stomach was already rumbling with hunger, and he quickly announced the dissolution of the meeting and ordered a banquet to be held in the camp to entertain everyone.

"Dong Zhuo, are you going to invite us to eat these?" As soon as the princes entered the table, Zhang Fei, who was sitting next to Liu Bei, shouted, "Don't fool me Lao Zhang, everyone in the world knows that you are a delicacy of the mountains and seas every day, why are you so stingy when you invite us to dinner today?" No wonder Zhang Fei lost his temper, these drinks and dishes are indeed shabby, very simple four dishes and one soup, almost all of them are cabbage and tofu, and the only steamed carp is considered a meat dish.

Lu Bu was furious, pulled out his sword and went straight to Zhang Fei, "The ring-eyed thief dares to insult my father and seek death!" ”

Zhang Fei didn't answer, drew his sword to block Lu Bu, the two swords intersected, Zhang Fei took a few steps back, Guan Yu saw that the third brother was at a loss, and he also held the sword in his hand, fighting Lu Bu together, at this time Zhang Liao also rushed over, and the big tent suddenly became a mess, Zhao Yun immediately retreated to Kang Peng's side, and ordered the guards to squeeze Kang Peng in the middle, just in case.

"Stop." "Stop." Kang Peng and Liu Bei drank the four of them almost at the same time. Liu Bei blamed Zhang Fei and said: "Yide, the prime minister has been kind enough to entertain everyone, how can you be disrespectful?" Hurry up and confess to the prime minister. ”

Zhang Fei puffed up, "Big brother, I'm not wrong, you often tell me that Dong Zhuo lives a luxurious life and smokes people's fat and ointment, today he used these things to fool us, isn't he stingy?" ”

Liu Bei was embarrassed and abnormal, in order to prevent the two righteous brothers from having different intentions, he usually brainwashed Zhang Fei and Guan Yu to say bad things about Dong Zhuo, but he didn't expect Zhang Fei to say these words in public, which made Liu Bei not know what to do.

At this time, Kang Peng said to Zhao Yun: "Zilong, you have been following Benxiang for some days, and you are Benxiang's personal commander, you tell General Zhang what Benxiang usually eats." ”

Zhao Yunlang said: "The prime minister usually only eats one dish and one soup and millet porridge in the house, and rarely has meat dishes. Today's meals are already the best that Yun Sui has seen since Prime Minister Yun. As soon as Zhao Yun's words came out, everyone in the princes opened their mouths, not because they didn't believe Zhao Yun, but because they were surprised to know that Zhao Yun would not tell lies. Zhao Yunyong saved the lord, and the princes knew about rushing into battle to save their allies, and they understood that this kind of person would not lie. At the same time, the faces of the few princes who still had a conscience began to turn red.

Zhang Feileng was stunned for a long time, and suddenly knelt down and kowtowed to Kang Peng three times, "Prime Minister, Lao Zhang blames you for his mistakes, and this will make you amend." ”

Kang Peng said: "Yide is a man of temperament, and he loves him very much, how can he blame him? Yide, please get up, please get up. "But I was sighing in my heart - it's better to lose weight!

Liu Bei finally found the bottom of the steps, "Yide, the prime minister has forgiven you, and it is also to blame for being a brother, and I misheard the rumors." Liu Bei said this, wiping the tears on his face, and choked up: "It's all a brother's sin." ”

If you want to change someone else, you may be deceived by Liu Bei's trick, but what kind of person is Kang Peng, a bad student from the 21st century, who has watched the Three Kingdoms TV series and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, memorized "Luo Shen Fu" and Tang poems and Song Ci for the liberal arts class, and studied "Thick Black Studies" diligently, how can he fall for this hypocrite. Kang Peng threw down a sentence, "Everyone, please take a seat, open the table." Liu Bei was thrown there, but Liu Bei's face was not under Kang Peng at all, and he didn't even look angry, as if he didn't care about sitting back at the table.

There was nothing else to say in the banquet, only Kang Peng frequently persuaded Chen Gong to drink, and his affectionate attitude made the princes think that Chen Gong was already Dong Zhuo's person, and the affection of his tone made Chen Gong have goosebumps.

After the meal, Kang Peng invited Chen Gong to talk at night, but Chen Gong did not refuse, and everyone retreated. In the back account, there were only Kang Peng, Li Ru, Jia Xu and Chen Gong, Kang Peng saw what Chen Gong wanted to say, so he preemptively said: "Mr. Wenhe, please hand over the emperor's will to the public platform for reading." ”

Chen Gong's body was shocked, as a wanted criminal, he risked his life today to help Dong Zhuo punish the local tyrants, in addition to redressing the grievances of the people, the most important thing is to see the will of the emperor who spread the rumor, but I didn't expect Dong Zhuo to see through his purpose at once, could it be that the legendary brave and unscrupulous Dong Zhuo is wise and foolish?

After kneeling three times and knocking nine times, Chen Gong respectfully opened the emperor's will to watch. Kang Peng looked at Chen Gong with a smile, and said in his heart, you see, the handwriting forged by the world's first calligrapher, the real Han Dynasty seal, I want you Chen Gong to react.

As Kang Peng expected, Chen Gong was already full of tears after reading the edict of the former emperor, this is real tears, not Liu Bei's deceitful cat urine. Chen Gong cried and muttered: "The first emperor, the minister is guilty, and the minister blames the Han for being loyal to the minister......"

Kang Peng smiled evilly in his heart, and said to Chen Gong with pain on his face: "Gongtai, at that time, the eunuch was powerful, and his original appearance was orthodox in the Han Dynasty, so he had to kill on a large scale, and it was also appropriate for you to be misunderstood." But the prime minister knows that it is among you courtiers who misunderstand the true prime minister that there are loyal ministers of the Han Dynasty! ”

Chen Gong knelt down towards Kang Peng, "Prime Minister, Chen Gong was bewitched by rumors, ghosts were confused, and the traitor Cao Cao was secretly released, and he deserved death." After speaking, Chen Gong kowtowed again and again.

Of course, Kang Peng deigned to personally help Chen Gong up, and the tall hat ecstasy soup took turns to fight, the center is nothing more than that Chen Gong has forgiven Chen Gong, and wants Chen Gong to think about the country and the people, to focus on the people of Li and the people, and to rejuvenate the Han family as his own ......thoughts, in a word, you Chen Gong will work for me Kang Peng! So, Chen Gong's mind was impulsive......

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In the first year of Han Jian'an, in the summer of 190 AD, Dong Zhuojun defeated the coalition of the eighteen-way princes at Hugao Pass and Bishui Pass, and captured all the seventeen-way princes except for Xuzhou Thorn Shi Taoqian, and won a complete victory. On the way back, Dong Zhuojun, under the command of Dong Zhuo, the prime minister of the dynasty, raided the property and land of the gentry and wealthy families along the road, and the property partly supplemented the military, and partly distributed the land to the people, in exchange for the support and praise of the people. It is worth mentioning that due to Dong Zhuojun's lax military discipline and the usual behavior of the scholars. As a result, Dong Zhuojun's soldiers wantonly raped and plundered the scholars, and the people attacked the wealthy families. The scholars of the scholar clan were very dissatisfied with Dong Zhuo, and Dong Zhuo's reputation in the Confucian forest, which had already rebounded, fell to the bottom again....... There are even some so-called well-educated people and Confucian scholars who went to Luoyang to find an opportunity to participate in Dong Zhuo in the name of celebrating the wedding of the talented Wei Zhongdao and Cai Wenji, the only daughter of the Confucian tycoon Cai Yong......

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After more than 20 days, Kang Peng finally arrived at the ancient capital of Luoyang. Ten miles outside Luoyang City, gongs and drums shook the sky, colorful flags fluttered, Dong Boss's two younger brothers, Dong Chong and Dong Man, heard that the eldest brother had won a big battle, and captured alive the local emperor who wanted to grab the position with his brother, and had already pulled (detained) the emperor and the Manchu ministers out of the city to meet Dong Zhuo, the prime minister who had made immortal achievements.

Seeing the scene of the crowd in front of him, Kang Peng was a little panicked, although he had not been exposed to pretending to be Dong Zhuo these days, but these were outsiders from Dong Zhuo's family, and he was about to meet someone from Dong Zhuo's family, could he hide this fake Dong Zhuo? panicked, but now it was impossible to escape, so Kang Peng had to walk forward.

"Big brother." "Big brother." The two of them rode their horses and hugged Kang Peng tightly, "I miss my brother." ”

Eldest brother? Kang Peng's mouth and chin almost fell off, these two are Dong Zhuo's younger brothers, but why are they so handsome? Without waiting for Kang Peng to consider the genetic variation factors of the Dong family, a crisp voice sounded, "Dad, Dad, Dad hug me." A thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl jumped from a horse onto Kang Peng's horse and threw herself into Kang Peng's arms. Kang Peng almost didn't faint at this time, such a beautiful and cute little girl turned out to be the daughter of the extremely ugly Boss Dong! Boss Dong, you shouldn't be wearing a hat of a certain color, right?

Kang Peng was having a headache and didn't know the names of Boss Dong's relatives, and one of Boss Dong's younger brothers relieved him, "Xiao Xuan, let go of your father, he was strangled by you and couldn't speak." ”

Boss Dong's daughter smiled embarrassedly, jumped off the horse and said, "Dad, come down and pick me up and walk, I'm tired." ”

Hearing this, Kang Peng's nosebleed almost didn't squirt out, such a beautiful and cute MM actually asked me to hug her? was hesitating in his heart, but Kang Peng had already involuntarily dismounted, Dong Wei immediately jumped on Kang Peng, and Kang Peng had to hold her willingly. Dong Wei put his small mouth to Kang Peng's ear, "Dad, grandma is here, don't tell grandma that I was riding a horse just now, otherwise grandma will be counted again." "Kang Peng wondered, you rode such a big horse just now, how could Boss Dong's wife not know?

Kang Peng quickly understood why Dong Wei said this, it turned out that Dong Boss's wife was blind, but Kang Peng wondered even more, Dong Boss's wife was at least eighty years old, but she looked very upright, how could she give birth to such an ugly son as Dong Boss? Hurt me, Kang Peng has also become ugly.