Chapter 5 I want to eat dirt
Guanghua Hall is the dormitory of His Majesty Xie Junze today.
The dormitory was brightly lit, luxurious and luxurious, and golden, but there were no palace maids waiting, only Gonggong Jiang was pacing around the hall, very anxious.
After Xie Junze pushed the door in, Gonggong Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, where did you go again, I went to Cheng'en Hall to look for you just now, but I didn't find it." β
Xie Junze's expression was soft, completely different from Bai Ri's cold and indifferent appearance, he slowly hooked the corners of his lips, and his voice carried a hint of pleasure: "The criticism just now was too stuffy, so I blew the wind on the roof of the backyard." β
But I didn't want to, but I accidentally harvested a legendary flower chicken. The little cook said that the chicken skin was smooth and fragrant, tender and delicious, and he couldn't wait to taste it.
"Here, Your Majesty, what are you doing with a lump of mud?" Only then did Gonggong Jiang see the mud in Xie Junze's hand and wondered.
"Oh yes, it burned me." Xie Junze carefully put the mud ball on the table, and showed a mysterious smile at Gonggong Jiang, "This is delicious." β
Gonggong Jiang was so shocked that he almost fell, and looked at Xie Junze with infinite pity: "My good majesty, the old slave knows that he has wronged you, but this mud, it can't be eaten!" The old slave knows that you can't hold back all the time, and when the old slave finds a lovely cook, he will definitely let you have a good meal. β
"No, this mud ball is really delicious, let's taste it together." Xie Junze shook his head firmly, and was about to start knocking on the mud.
"Your Majesty! My majesty, poor child, so that tomorrow I will order some delicious meal to be made for you, and this mud must not be eaten. Gonggong Jiang thought that Xie Junze had been pretending to be anorexic for too long, and he was stunned, and he was sad for a while, crying and persuading.
Xie Junze was about to explain, but there was a sudden snapping sound on the dragon bed covered by a bright yellow mosquito net, and a figure fell off the bed in a panic.
Neither of them could have imagined that there would be a third person in this hall, Xie Junze's originally soft expression instantly converged, and his eyes became cold and cold.
The person who fell to the ground got up in a hurry, it was a woman, wearing an unusually light red veil, and her figure was Miaoman, it was Shu Zhaoyi in Xie Junze's harem.
"Your Majesty, listen to the advice of Father-in-law Jiang, this mud must not be eaten, there are thousands of miracle doctors in Daxuan, and there are countless good cooks, and anorexia is not a serious disease, it will definitely be cured." Shu Zhaoyi crawled to Xie Junze, knelt down a little, and pleaded.
Xie Junze lowered his eyes slightly, and saw Shu Zhaoyi's entire back exposed, which couldn't be covered by his arms and legs, he frowned, and said mercilessly: "Why are you here?" β
Shu Zhaoyi didn't dare to raise her head, and said in a trembling voice: "Concubine, concubine wants to serve Your Majestyβ"
He declared to the outside world that his health was not good, although the harem was a virtual reality, but there were always people who were not afraid of death, and he was not surprised by this kind of person who secretly came to climb the bed from time to time.
Xie Junze had no expression on his face, took off his robe at will, threw it on Shu Zhaoyi, and said coldly: "Wrap up and get out." β
Shu Zhaoyi had just heard the shocking news that the emperor was going to eat mud, and she was so shocked that she was surging for a while, and she didn't want to climb into bed anymore.
Your Majesty, his anorexia has reached the point where he wants to eat soil, and he can't tell you that one day-
still keep an innocent body, maybe I can go out of the palace by then-
Shu Zhaoyi felt sorry for a while, Your Majesty is a beautiful face in the prosperous world, but it's a pity, such a beautiful man with picturesque eyebrows, and such a powerful position, I can't imagine that I have such a strange disease-
She ran to the door in a gloomy manner while feeling compassionate, but she didn't want Xie Junze to suddenly say out, "Wait a minute." β
Shu Zhaoyi chuckled in her heart, tightened the robe she was wearing, turned her head stiffly, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, what are your orders?" β
Xie Junze looked at her coldly, suddenly moved his thin lips, and said in a quiet and mean voice: "You are too dark, don't wear this kind of clothes in the future, it's ugly." β
Shu Zhaoyi: "......."
She, sheβYour Majesty, he, he! He even said she was black! How could he say she was black! He doesn't want to sleep by himself, but he still says that she is black!
What girl can tolerate her husband saying that she looks black!
Shu Zhaoyi's face twitched, her eyes turned red, and she cried out with a wow.
Xie Junze's brows furrowed even deeper, and he turned his head directly and said to Jiang Gong: "Get her out!" β
Shu Zhaoyi didn't want Gonggong Jiang to rush away, and cried all the way back to his dormitory.
She is a Zhaoyi, she does not have a separate dormitory, she lives with the other two Zhaoyi, and the other two Zhaoyi saw her crying like this, and they both regretted it: "Sister, I have already advised you, Your Majesty, he is seriously ill and weak, and he does not want anyone to sleep, so why should you humiliate yourself?" β
Shu Zhaoyi cried so loudly that she howled: "Your Majesty, he actually said that I was black-woo, I don't want to live anymore-"
When the other two Zhaoyi heard this, they couldn't help but snicker, but they were still relieved: "My sister is from the northwest, and the sun is a little hotter, and it is indeed not so white-"
Shu Zhaoyi wiped a handful of tears, saw them laughing at themselves like this, and forcibly said: "He dislikes me, I don't think he's rare!" Did you know? I was in Guanghua Hall just now, and I saw His Majesty come in with a mud ball! He didn't eat or eat, and he actually ate mud! I'm so sick! β
Two foreign Zhaoyi: ".......???!!! β
The harem is a place where secrets cannot be hidden, and that night, His Majesty the Emperor was so sick that he wanted to eat soil flew all over the palace and Kyoto as if he had grown wings.
After eating and drinking all night, Xie Junze, who was in a good mood, got up early the next morning to go to court, and Gonggong Jiang brought a tray, and as soon as he lifted the silk cloth on it, there was a pile of white clay underneath.
"What is this?" Xie Junze inexplicably felt a chill down his spine, and had a bad premonition.
"This is the best Guanyin soil in the whole of Kyoto, it is the tribute of the ministers of the court, I heard that there are camphor trees, there are city god temples, there are deep mountains and old forests, there are riverside, so I asked Your Majesty what kind of soil do you like?" Gonggong Jiang replied with a glance.
Xie Junze: "......"
The news that His Majesty the Emperor loves to eat soil has spread all over Kyoto, and Jiang Baizhu has naturally heard about it! After a little thought, she immediately understood the cause and effect!
It turns out that he is the one who stole her called Flower Chicken! This dog emperor! Hurt her stomach to be hungry all night! This beam can be regarded as finished! Jiang Baizhu swore angrily in his heart!
"Come on, it's time to make lunch again, it's still the old rule, it's the turn to roll the dice today, whoever loses will do it." Mr. Ning came in with a big belly and dice.
The cooks below all came around, but Jiang Baizhu suddenly raised his palm and said, "Manager Ning, I'll do it!" Don't roll the dice! β
Chief Manager Ning glanced at her suspiciously, and said uncertainly: "This is a meal for His Majesty?" You just got hit yesterday, can you still take it? β