Chapter 14 Li Daye is still your uncle
"Sister Lan, this is your dining room?!" Yang Fan exclaimed.
He followed Li Lan to the dining room, and used Han Xin's military skills -- no, with a sweep of his eyes, the system recognized and calculated the result, and there were nearly two hundred tables in it! There was also a stage on the east side, and what Xianxia Legend was playing on the stage.
Both lives are small families, and they have seen such a big scene. In the previous life, there were hundreds of tables for marriage, so you can't laugh to death when you receive gifts!
"On weekdays, my own people eat in the inner house, but today there are many guests, eat here, you can also watch a play, and it is also lively!" Li Lan led him inside, and said disapprovingly.
There were many guests, so the seats were not divided too carefully, and Li Lan didn't care about her, so the two found a corner where no one was there and sat down.
The table is already full of various dishes, and the color and aroma are very attractive.
Yang Fan couldn't help but swallow two mouthfuls of saliva. Since Yu Rou went to Zhongdu, he hadn't eaten a decent meal for a long time, rolled up his sleeves, and decided to make up for what he had lost!
"Look at you monkey hurry, will there be someone who can't rob you!" Li Lan was very contemptuous of Yang Fan's appearance, and it seemed that she had no intention of sitting down.
Yang Fan just smiled and didn't care about her. Since the crossing, he still doesn't know what the skin is, and he reached out and scooped up a large pig's trotter.
This is the favorite of the previous life, I didn't expect the Xuanyuan Continent to have it, I must come to a few to enjoy it!
"Young people nowadays are too unsophisticated!" suddenly a lazy voice came.
The sound seemed to appear out of thin air, very sudden, and so far and near, that when you thought it was coming from afar, it felt like it was in your ears.
Yang Fan was shocked, and couldn't help but take two steps back, but when he looked up, he saw an old man, sitting on the other side of the table, his lips were shriveled, as if he had no front teeth.
He appeared like a ghost! Yang Fan could be sure that this person was not here before.
Yang Fan was a little stunned, and immediately felt that he should not have any malicious intent, so he took a bite of the pig's trotter and chewed it.
The old man was also a little surprised, this kid couldn't help but look at him twice when he saw that he was so calm, "Boy, don't you know how to respect the old and the virtuous?"
Yang Fan took another bite before pointing to the plate with his elbow - you are self-deed. I just think that he is so old that he can still gnaw pig's trotters?
The old man saw Yang Fan's disdain. Snorted coldly, he rolled up his sleeves, scooped up one, put it in his mouth and brushed a circle, and when he pulled it out, he saw that the bones were gone, and the meat was all gone!
Yang Fan's eyes widened in shock, this mouth was too big!
The most speechless thing is that there are no teeth yet!
This is simply a fairy-level character among foodies!
The old man was stunned when he saw Yang Fan and Li Lan, he was very proud of his hand, and said to Yang Fan: "How is it?
This foodie is really powerful, this is a real skill! No teeth, such a brush can gnaw off a pig's trotter, this can only be achieved through the power of the body element! It must be the realm above the absorption period of the initial yuan realm, and it is not a master of the deformation period.
It's just that when I speak, the oil keeps flowing from the corners of my mouth, and it's so disgusting!
I don't know who this person is, Yang Fan looked at Li Lan, only to see that she shook her head, and she didn't know this person.
"How dare the kid compare with you, you are as old as the sun and the moon in the sky, and I am the firefly in the mountain!
"What is Gao's surname! Just call me Li Daye!"
"Your uncle"? Yang Fan immediately thought that he was scolding, but seeing that he looked serious, he was sure that he was talking about "Li Daye".
"Boy, you're pretty good at hearing and knowing people, how did you do it? If you really have a bit of a way, maybe you can find a good job in China. ”
Yang Fan saw that this person was pale, his skin was delicate, his Adam's apple was very small, and although his voice was a male voice, he always had an unnatural feeling!
If it is from the palace, the so-called good errand is not to take those two little balls, go to the harem to serve the concubines, and help them perform a palace fight to play the legend of Zhen Huan or the strategy of Yanxi Palace!
I couldn't help but shudder in my heart, playing the emperor can be reluctantly accepted, if you play the eunuch, even if you play Wei Zhongxian, you can't do it.
With a movement of consciousness, the system was turned on.
From the pixel-level feature analysis, compared with countless men and women in the memories of previous and past lives, the system concludes: "#此人不是男人也不是女人! has 60% male characteristics and 40% female characteristics." ”
Sure enough, it came out of the palace, but fortunately I didn't hug his thighs blindly at the beginning!
"Boy, that's all a trick to deceive people, just trick a few children to play, do you really believe it?"
"Also, at a young age like you, you haven't even cultivated yet, it's strange that you can do that!"
As the old man spoke, his figure suddenly flashed and grabbed Yang Fan's wrist.
Yang Fan felt that there was a stream of heat, not a warm heat flow, but like a stream of hot red molten iron rushing in, pouring mountains and seas, as if he would be wiped out at any time! .
He won't find out anything, will he?
Could it be that he came from it just to destroy himself, a foreign object from outside the sky?
......
In an instant, countless thoughts flashed, and the body was burned and painful to the extreme, but the whole body was covered with cold sweat!
"It's a pity! It's a pity! The elf has a little bit of strength, but the qualifications are too poor, and he can't get out of the middle capital!
The old man's grasp turned out to be a test of Yang Fan's qualifications.
"Yes, yes, yes, the kid's qualifications are invincible, it's so bad!" Yang Fan quickly responded.
"Boy, I found out that your qualifications are not good, why are you still happy?" Li Daye said casually.
Yang Fan cheered up and replied, "I don't know why you ...... just now , I feel like I've escaped death, and I'm very happy!"
"Don't try to make a difference in your cultivation in this life, just enjoy yourself for a few years,...... , but don't delay others!" Li Daye spoke without a beginning or a tail, and he didn't know who this "others" were referring to.
Yang Fan hates others saying that he has done nothing in his cultivation, not to mention, even if the Divine Realm's judgment of fate is sometimes wrong, who dares to talk nonsense like this! Looking at Li Daye's pretend, Qi Dao:
"If the heart is in the dream, the morning will be dead, and the kid will not dare to stagnate!"
When he was seen in the dust, he had to refute two sentences, otherwise he would really become dust, although he didn't know what the hell he was talking about, he felt much happier when he said it.
"If you can say this, there is still a glimmer of light on the path, but I don't know if my luck is good enough, whether I can survive until the awakening of the body yuan and enter the primordial realm!"
After the old eunuch said this, he glanced at Yang Fan meaningfully, his figure flashed, and he disappeared in front of him in an instant, and his body was extremely fast!
This is the strength of the Primordial Realm, and the Primordial Realm can apply the energy of the body element. After the body element awakens, it can control the body element, and with the improvement of cultivation, it can also begin to transform itself, improve the body's sensing ability, calculation ability, etc. The old eunuch said that Yang Fan would still have a chance if he could support himself in the Chu Yuan Realm, and it should be based on this!
It's just that Yang Fan's sensing ability is extremely poor, and he can't sense the body element at all, let alone activate the body element. If you can't activate the body element, how can you enter the primordial realm!
Thinking of this, Yang Fan was very discouraged! But there will always be more ways than difficulties. When the ancient humans of the earth were running in the forest with wooden sticks, who would have thought that one day they would be able to travel thousands of miles a day on a bullet train and an airplane!
What's more, Yang Fan also has the help of a computing system, and there are countless Dao methods for him to learn and understand.
Yang Fan looked at Li Lan, "Who is this?"
"I haven't seen it either! It should be from Zhongdu, and it may have something to do with the Li family in Zhongdu. ”
"He just tested my qualifications and beat me into the ranks of semi-cripples, won't he disgrace you?"
Yang Fan originally gave her a long face today, don't make such a play, it is counterproductive.
Li Lan saw that he seemed to have been hit, and comforted: "There is a famous saying in the Xuanyuan Continent: True geniuses are unfathomable! Now those legendary people have not heard of their qualifications, if you don't know how good they are, you will be one of them in the future!"
Yang Fan didn't expect Li Lan to have such a side, although he knew that she was talking nonsense to comfort people, after listening to it, his spirit was still lifted!
"If I had that day, I would never forget your words today!"
Yang Fan put his arm around his chest and looked into the distance, he wanted to listen to a few more nice words, but he didn't hear Li Lan's response again.
Turning her head to look, I saw that she seemed to be thinking about something, her expression was serious, her fingers were half-bent, her lips were gently holding the white index knuckles, and the whole person was countless gentle, and she was like two people as usual.