As the largest landlord and the most promising young man in Zhuangzi, Li Su led his subordinates to carry a car full of New Year's gifts and gave gifts to the villagers door to door. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Guanzhong people have a hard temper, usually do not accept gifts for no reason, fortunately Li Su has not recovered the official title, at this time he is just a commoner white body, and in the eyes of the villagers is still a junior, the gift is barely smooth, a call to the uncle and uncle to call down, several large cars of New Year's gifts are quickly delivered, all of them are practical things, green vegetables, meat, wheat noodles, and a few feet of coarse cloth and so on.

On the night of New Year's Day, every household in Taiping Village was decorated with lights, which was a solid New Year.

After sending the New Year's gift, Li Su and Xu Mingzhu went to the old lady's grave to worship for a while, and gave the old lady's grave grass removed, and the husband and wife knelt down and muttered some words, and then went home.

After returning home, Li Su completely collapsed in the warm room and did not move, and even wanted to let Xu Mingzhu feed him mouthful, like a paralyzed patient After four or five days, one day he got up at noon, Li Su suddenly found out sadly...... I'm fat!

This fact made Li Su break out in a cold sweat, imagining a young man in his twenties with a double chin and a big belly pointing at the country and shouting at the country, that picture is too blind......

The worried Li Su hurriedly found Zheng Xiaolou, asked to practice martial arts to strengthen his body, and aspired to become a generation of masters, since then he has walked the rivers and lakes, hoeing the strong and helping the weak, punishing the evil and promoting the good, Zheng Xiaolou, who was helpless and cold, saw at a glance that the real intention of this Hou Ye was actually just sweating to lose weight, so he very coldly rejected Li Su's request, thinking that Li Su was blaspheming his martial arts, Li Su was angry, and threatening Zheng Xiaolou with a deduction bonus was to no avail, Li Su had no choice but to give up, and turned around to find Fang Lao Wu.

Fang Lao Wu is a kind person, especially very grateful to Li Su, Li Su has something to ask, Fang Lao Wu responds to his requests, even if he pats his chest, he guarantees that Li Su will be trained into a generation of heroes, and strongly requires Hou Ye to take him with him when he walks the rivers and lakes in the future, so as to lead the stirrup and cheer for Hou Ye, Li Su was very happy, and followed Fang Lao Wu to learn kung fu with great interest.

It's a pity that Fang Lao Wuyi's skills are all real kung fu to kill the enemy on the battlefield, although the moves are practical, but the frame is not good-looking, what is practiced is strength and reaction, plus a few fixed offensive and defensive actions, and then there is only left to slash left and right like a madman with a horizontal knife, Li Su finally realized after practicing for two days...... This set of kung fu moves is very unsightly, and he is so handsome and handsome that a beautiful young man practices this, it is as ugly as a stunning Qinglou prostitute picking his nose in front of his benefactor, so Li Su categorically announced on the third day of practicing kung fu that he had left the school and could go down the mountain to do chivalrous deeds.

Fang Lao Wu wanted to speak and stopped, but seeing Li Su's extremely determined appearance, he finally agreed that he had indeed become a teacher and could harm others.

Li Su, who has practiced kung fu for two days, feels that he is as light as a swallow, and his strength is infinite, he can catch the moon in nine days, and he can catch turtles in five oceans, and the only regret is ...... The weight loss effect is not obvious.

Thinking about the fact that he was still laughing at the dead fat man of Li Tai, the king of Wei, a few days ago, but the current world reported so unexpectedly that Li Su was so sad that he didn't eat twice, and then ...... I found myself thin.

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After staying in Chang'an for more than half a year, Lu Dongzan was finally ready to leave for Tibet.

Li Shimin re-canonized a princess Wencheng, and coincidentally, the newly crowned princess Wencheng was also the daughter of Li Daozong, the king of Jiangxia, and this daughter even volunteered to marry Tubo Songtsan Gampo.

The specific reasons are very complicated, Jiangxia Wangfu seems to be happy and auspicious, but in fact, the dark tide is surging, the house is big, there are naturally more fights, concubines and concubines, concubines and maids, housekeepers and miscellaneous servants, etc., the interpersonal relationships inside are simply a miniature version of the chaotic rivers and lakes, the reason why the daughter of the concubine who volunteered to marry Tubo made this decision is probably the result of the conventions after the battle in the house, and the conditions in exchange are nothing more than that the status of the concubine in the palace can be raised a little higher, and she has won the title of this princess, In the future, the status of the son will not be low, and from now on, this concubine daughter will not have to live the kind of life in the palace that is bullied by the children of the concubine everywhere.

It's good, it's a big joy in desperation.

The three provinces and six ministries have prepared the dowry for marrying Tubo, Princess Wencheng married Tubo, and the Tang Dynasty made great efforts, and the dowry is also the highest standard of the royal family.

Early in the morning, outside the Yanping Gate of Chang'an City, the convoy is vast and endless, the ox cart and carriage are full of all kinds of specialties of the Tang Dynasty, from silk silk to Buddhist scriptures, from exquisite porcelain to Buddha statue divination, full of hundreds of carts, not only the dowry, the team of the wedding is also extremely large, this is the highlight of the dowry, and it is Li Su's handwriting.

Before Lu Dongzan set off, Li Su deliberately entered the Taiji Palace again, and talked with Li Shimin in the Ganlu Hall for more than two hours, after Li Su left the palace, the Taiji Palace immediately sent out a holy decree, instructing the three provinces and six departments to gather the monks of the major temples in Chang'an City and the craftsmen who specially built the temple, and accompanied Princess Wencheng to marry Tubo.

Monks spread Buddhist beliefs, craftsmen build gorgeous temples and pavilions, now the territory of Tibet believes in Bon, probably a combination of Tianzhu Buddhism and the essence of the local witch religion into a rather strange sect, so the Tibetan people do not reject Buddhism, but very welcome, including Zampu Songtsen Gampo including the Tibetan nobles, Buddhism is very respected, now the Tang Dynasty sent so many monks and craftsmen to spread Buddhism teachings for Tibet, build temples and high halls, Lu Dongzan almost did not hesitate to agree.

Lu Dongzan, who is familiar with the classics of the sages of the Central Plains, is still on the road after all.

At the end of the Warring States Period, the countries competed for hegemony, Qin Wangzheng was in charge of Qin, South Korea was afraid of Qin's strength, fearing that it would be swallowed up, so he sent the water worker Zheng Guo into Qin, and persuaded Qin Wang to build Zhengguo Canal, Qin Wangzheng readily agreed, this canal consumed countless manpower and material resources of Qin, and it did weaken the Qin army, delayed the time of Qin Wangzheng to dominate the world, and built a canal, which greatly weakened the strength of Qin.

The canal called "Zhengguo Canal" is now not far from Jingyang County in Li Su, leading Jingshui in the west and Luoshui in the east, with a total length of more than 300 miles.

Li Su's advice to Li Shimin was the plan of this weak enemy.

Thousands of monks accompanied Princess Wencheng to marry, these monks scattered to the territory of Tubo should be a group of scourges, for many years to brainwash the hard-working and brave Tubo people, the four are empty, everything is empty, everything is empty, planting food is empty, army drills are empty, strengthening the city defense is empty, anyway, the territory of Tubo is empty, there is no real thing, plus thousands of Tang craftsmen entered, dedicated to the people to build temples and statues of Buddha, after the people have nothing to do with the gods and gods chattering and repenting and making wishes, the cute and cute Tubo people do not grow food, Without military training, Tubo spent a lot of national strength to build temples and pavilions, and decades later, the ghost knows what Tubo is like.

It is said that the laughter in the Ganlu Hall did not stop all night, which frightened the eunuchs to think that His Majesty was crazy, and even the Imperial Doctor's Office was alarmed.

Today, the flag is waving outside the Yanping Gate, and the crowd is like a tide.

As a rival who loves and kills each other, Li Su naturally came to the city to send Lu Dongzan to the prime minister.

The scene of the Tang Dynasty's farewell to the Tubo mission was very grand, the eldest grandson Wuji and Fang Xuanling personally went out of the city on behalf of Li Shimin to see each other off, most of the officials from the three provinces and six ministries also came, everyone's faces were full of smirks like a spring breeze, and they looked reluctant to give up, Lu Dongzan's acting skills did not disappoint everyone, he kept holding this and dragging that, and even his eyes were red, and he couldn't wait to change his nationality to live permanently in Chang'an City. The emotions are delicate, and there should be applause here......

After finally saying goodbye to many important ministers, Lu Dongzan slowly walked up to Li Su and smiled at him.

"Brother Zizheng, goodbye today, I don't know when I will see you again, the foolish brother is very reluctant to give up on the virtuous brother!"

Li Su's expression perked up, it's time to play and invest in emotions!

"I got to know Brother Lu in this life, Su Zhi is also lucky, I am really reluctant to let Brother Lu leave, if Brother Lu is interested, you might as well let the mission escort the princess into Tibet, how about Brother Lu stay in Chang'an City for a few more years? The foolish brother led Brother Lu to travel through Guanzhong and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the Central Plains. ”

Lu Dongzan hurriedly shook his head: "I have my job in my body, I don't dare to abolish my public for personal reasons, it is the duty of a foolish brother to escort Her Royal Highness Princess Wencheng into Tibet, how dare a foolish brother derelict his duties?" If the virtuous brother is interested, you might as well go to Tubo for a few years, although Tubo is not as beautiful as the Tang Guanzhong, but there is the majesty of the mountains and mountains, the magnificence of the snowy plateau, how about the virtuous brother simply go to Tubo with the foolish brother? I, Tubo Zanpu, treat the virtuous brother as a state guest, and never let the virtuous brother be wronged. ”

Li Su laughed dryly.

The words are good, I cheated you so many times when you were in Chang'an, if I accompany you to Tubo, even if you don't cut me to pieces, at least you will be imprisoned like Su Wu, and you will not be able to return to China for most of your life.

The raccoon is the raccoon, especially the kind of raccoon that is the prime minister, it is even worse, almost like a human.

Seeing Li Su looking forward to the left and right, Lu Dongzan smiled and said, "Foolish brother's jokes, virtuous brother don't take it seriously." ”

Looking at Li Su with a smile, Lu Dongzan suddenly sighed, and said meaningfully: "I have lived in Chang'an for more than half a year, and the foolish brother has been taken care of by the virtuous brother, thank you here." ”

Li Su's face was pale, I've known each other for so long, this guy still can't chat, he died chatting and chatting, and he didn't forget to slap his face before leaving.

"Brother Lu said that he laughed, the foolish brother really didn't care about anything, hehe, ashamed and ashamed......" Li Su laughed dryly.

I understand Lu Dongzan's mood very well, this trip to Chang'an can be said to be his trip to being pitted, and it is mainly by Li Su, and it is very reasonable to say a few words of resentment before leaving.

Lu Dongzan looked at him deeply and sighed: "Young hero, it is really extraordinary, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang State can get such a talent as a virtuous brother, which can be described as a blessing for the society, the old man only hates me, why can't there be a character like a virtuous brother in Tubo......"

Li Su blinked: "If there is really a character like me in your country, Brother Lu is sure that he will not be cut with a knife?" ”

Lu Dongzan was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "What the virtuous brother said is reasonable!" Before leaving, forgive the old man bluntly, Yu Gong, the virtuous brother is the blessing of the society, Yu private, a character like the virtuous brother is the thorn in the old man's side, if the old man suddenly narrows his strength one day, maybe he will really cut him with a knife. ”

Li Su also laughed: "Fortunately, I was reincarnated in Datang and did not fall into the clutches of Brother Lu, otherwise I am afraid that I would not have lived today." ”

Lu Dongzan smiled meaningfully: "Words can't be said to die, maybe one day, the virtuous brother will really fall into the hands of the old man......"

Li Su still laughed, Lu Dongzan's words have a deep meaning, Songtsan Gampo is also a hard-working Ming Jun, after the battle with Datang Songzhou a few years ago, it is obvious that he did not give up the idea of fighting with Datang again, maybe he is still daydreaming of including Chang'an City in his bag.

People with dreams are worthy of respect, and it is certain that Songtsen Gampo is definitely not a salted fish.

Of course, there is a difference between "dreaming" and "daydreaming", and the best thing to do for a daydreamer is to slap him in the face to make him sober.

Li Su approached Lu Dongzan and whispered in his ear: "Last month, my Tang spy brought a message from Tuyuhun, and I heard that your country wants to ...... Attacking the same country as the sheep? In the eleventh year of Zhenguan, your country Songtsen Gampo married his sister Saimaga to the king of Yangtong as a concubine, and the two countries were so good that they blended oil in honey, only a few years later, this is the new person for the old, and the benefactor into the enemy? ”

The words were very casual, as if the tone of a smile between friends, but Lu Dongzan's face changed greatly, and soon his face turned pale, and his eyes stared at Li Su's smiling face in shock.

After all, he was the prime minister of a country, Lu Dongzan quickly calmed down, and even squeezed out an ugly smile.

"Brother Xian said this...... Why can't the foolish brother understand? The spies of your country fabricated military information indiscriminately, and he should be killed, otherwise he will be mistaken for the army and the country. ”

Li Su blinked: "It turned out that the spies inquired wrongly, and Brother Lu laughed, so I didn't say anything." The auspicious time is coming, it's time for Brother Lu to go on the road, and the foolish brother wishes Brother Lu a smooth journey. ”

Lu Dongzan laughed dryly, suddenly looked at him deeply, and sighed: "Sure enough, he is a heroic young man, but it is a pity that he was reincarnated in the Tang Kingdom, and the old man regrets it deeply,...... Giving birth to a son should be like a plum! ”

Turning his head and turning, Lu Dongzan shouted: "Set off to return to Tibet!" ”

The long and low horn trombone sounded like a whimper of heaven and earth, and the Tubo delegation led the Tang Dynasty forbidden army to marry, as well as thousands of monks and craftsmen, and the team marched to a distant place.

It wasn't until Lu Dongzan walked away that Li Su came back to his senses, turned his head to look at Zheng Xiaolou on the side of the guard in amazement, and said in a daze: "Is that guy's last sentence scolding me?" ”

Zheng Xiaolou nodded expressionlessly, and threw him a disdainful look by the way, as if he was laughing at Li Su's neural reflex arc that was different from ordinary people.

"Go kill him for me!" Li Su was furious.

Zheng Xiaolou said: "Are you serious? ”

"Really."

"Good!"

Zheng Xiaolou was just about to run away like a husky that had escaped the reins, when he was suddenly grabbed by Li Su.

"It's just talking, you're too bad at being a man, at this time you should say loudly, 'The Lord is angry', won't I just take advantage of the situation to go down the steps?" Li Su gave him a blank look.

Not far away, the little kid Li Zhi urged the horse to come over.

"Brother Zizheng, that Tubo minister ran away in a hurry as if his butt had been burned, what did you tell him just now?"

Li Su's eyes softened, and when he stretched out his hand, he still stroked the dog's head with a familiar smile: "I told him that Datang knows that Tubo is going to attack Yangtongguo." ”

Li Zhi was confused, but he didn't refuse Li Su's action of touching the top of his head.

"Why? They beat them, even if we Datang know? Why did Lu Dongzan run away as if he was running for his life? ”

Li Su said with a smile: "Sometimes when a sentence is spoken, it will have different reactions in the ears of different people, and the more complex people think, the more people with simple brains will only listen to the literal meaning." ”

Li Zhi: "...... Does that latter sentence refer to me? ”

"What a smart baby...... Li Su rubbed his hair vigorously, messing up the meticulous bun on top of his head.

"Tubo's attack on Yangtongguo really has nothing to do with our Tang Dynasty, but who is Lu Dongzan? He is the prime minister of Tibet, and it can be said that the strategic intention of attacking Yangtong was decided by him and Songtsen Gampo after consultation a long time ago, and now I am the celebrity in front of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty...... Don't look at me like that, and then look at me pumping you, is it wrong? Am I not a celebrity? …… As a celebrity, I said such an inexplicable sentence to him for no reason when I was about to separate, do you think Lu Dongzan will take this sentence as a casual joke? ”

Li Zhi blinked: "So, Lu Dongzan thinks too much?" ”

Li Su smiled: "I don't know what he thinks, it's just that the sheep country is located in the north of Tubo, and there is a Silk Road crossing the country, which can be described as the middle road post of the Silk Road in the Western Regions. ”

"But...... Didn't we just make peace with Tibet? The team to send off relatives has just left the gate of Chang'an, how can it ......?"

Li Su sighed: "How strong do you think the marriage relationship between countries can be? There is always only profit, so I have always thought that this kind of thing is no different from a meat bun and a dog, and a princess is given to someone for no reason, and when it's time to turn her face, the princess is the meat bun that was thrown out to beat the dog, understand? ”

Li Zhi nodded as if he didn't understand.

Looking at the mighty send-off team out of the city, Li Su smiled and said: "I'm afraid Lu Dongzan is really a little anxious this time, if the sheep and the country are wiped out by Tubo, from now on, the north of Tubo can sit back and relax, and you can free up your hands to concentrate on dealing with the Tang Dynasty, but now that the Tang Dynasty knows the news, the strategic intentions of Tubo are only afraid to change, at least in a short period of time, they dare not act rashly against the Yangtong country, so it's okay, the three kingdoms form a checks and balances, and everyone suddenly loves peace, tsk, how beautiful the world is...... This can be regarded as my parting gift to the Tibetan minister. ”

Li Zhi sighed quietly: "Your adults' thoughts are so complicated, why don't I never understand?" ”

Li Su smiled and touched his head: "Is it complicated for us adults?" It's obvious that you're stupid or not, if you're stupid, you have to read more, don't make excuses for yourself......"

Li Zhi suddenly raised his head and looked at him fixedly: "Brother Zizheng, last time you persuaded me to fight for the position of the crown prince, and you said that you would assist me, does this still count?" ”

Li Su withdrew his hand, and his expression became solemn: "Have you figured it out?" ”

Li Zhi nodded vigorously: "Think clearly, I want to be the prince!" Me, I...... I want to try what the whole world looks like when I think it works. ”

Li Su stared at him for a long time, and suddenly smiled: "Okay, I'll help you." (To be continued.) )