Chapter 51: You're all scrap
Li Tangshan asked Li Xindao: "Then why did our General Wang do this?" ”
Li Xin thought about it, but still shook his head.
Shi Lu said heartlessly: "General Wang is afraid that he can't afford to lose." ”
Li Tangshan shook his head and said, "General Wang is accumulating the momentum and desire to fight of the soldiers. Just like making a sheepskin felling, the more air is blown inside, the more elastic the sheepskin will be! ”
Li Xin patted his thigh and said, "I understand why Meng Kuo and I were defeated, it turns out that the problem is here!" ”
Shi Lu shook his head suspiciously: "I still haven't understood." ”
Li Xin and Li Tangshan glanced at each other, and laughed together.
Li Xin patted Shi Lu on the shoulder and said, "Chief Shi Wu, you should prepare well, the war is about to start!" ”
When Shi Lu heard that there was a fight, he was so happy that he picked up Li Xin, which made Li Xin feel furious. When Li Tangshan saw the double glass, he closed his eyes and recuperated.
Since the Chu army could not fight in the end, they gradually relaxed their vigilance. Wang Jian Mengwu seized the opportunity to lead the army to advance, defeated the Chu army in the south of Qi (now Suxian County, Anhui), and pursued it with victory, defeated it in a row, and killed its commander Xiang Yan.
"In all battles with the enemy, we must be cautious and not take things lightly" is the supreme law that generals must abide by. In this battle, Wang Jian and Mengwu gave Li Xin and Mengtian a good lesson.
In this battle, the elite of the Chu army was lost, and in 223 BC, the Qin generals Wang Jian and Mengwu invaded the Chu capital Shouchun. But the Qin army could not attack it for a long time.
Li Xin chatted with Li Tangshan from time to time as usual, and General Li Xin was looking for two unenterprising people all day long, a small crossbowman and a small army commander, making people make fun of Li Xin was also a lost and unenterprising defeated general, Li Xin didn't care what others said about him.
Li Xin asked Li Tangshan: "Li Tangshan, the elite of the Chu army is in mourning, why is it so difficult for a little Shouchun to fight?" ”
Because Li Tangshan was too familiar with Li Xin, he blurted out without thinking: "Chairman Mao said: "There is no right to speak without investigation," so I have no say in this matter? ”
Li Xin: "Who is Chairman Mao?" Why haven't I heard of it? ”
Li Tangshan continued to talk nonsense: "Chairman Mao is a hidden master in the world, and I only have occasional opportunities to listen to his old man's teachings. ”
Shi Lu asked Li Tangshan strangely: "When have you seen him, why don't I have an impression?" I'm with you every day. ”
Li Tangshan's nonsense was pierced by Shi Lu's words, and his face was careless, and his heart continued to talk nonsense: "When I am out of courtesy, this kind of outsider always appears in front of you when you are inadvertent, and rewards you with a few golden sentences." ”
Shi Lu asked even more strangely: "You call me every time you, and you also said that the two of them have a feeling when they pull together." Didn't you say, "What, just because the dream is too short, get up and wash your face?" Working all day, going to the toilet like a fairy. ”
Li Tangshan glared at Shi Lu: "Chief Shi Wu, congratulations!" I've beaten me again! ”
Shi Lu was angry and said: "Li Tangshan, when did you win over me with this scrap material, Li Xin, did you say it?" ”
Li Xin stood up and kicked Shi Wuchang fiercely, Shi Lu hurriedly dodged Li Xin, and Li Xin scolded: "Shi Wuchang, can you chat seriously, can you talk to death every time?" If you talk to death again, I'll punish you for washing the toilet. ”
Shi Lu didn't know what was wrong, he looked at Li Tangshan and Li Xin with a forced face, and said, "Sure enough, they are all surnamed Li!" I found you two to be like each other. ”
Li Xin angrily scolded Shi Lu and said, "Like your head, go and get us both something to eat." ”
Li Xin found that Li Tangshan, who now had hair and a mustache, was really similar to a person: "Li Tangshan, you look more and more like Li Si's second son now." Li Si also has the surname, you also have the surname Li, tell me honestly, what do you have to do with your old horseman. ”
Li Tangshan heard for the first time that he was like Li Si's son, and he said indifferently: "I have heard of him, but he doesn't know me!" ”
Li Xin looked at Li Tangshan's attitude, and suspected that Li Tangshan was Li Si's son, but there was no actual evidence.
Li Tangshan felt very uncomfortable being stared at by Li Xin, a little kid, so he diverted the topic: "Shouchun can't attack for a long time, can General Li give me a troop." I also want to make meritorious contributions to the country. ”
Li Xin thought about it and said, "How many people do you want?" I'm going to talk to General Wang. ”
Li Tangshan stretched out two fingers.
Li Xin: "2,000 people, I can't be the master of this." ”
Li Tangshan shook his head.
Li Tangshan: "200 people, I can call the shots." ”
Li Tangshan shook his head and said: "20 people are enough, but the requirements are all the elite of the elite." In addition, help me build a worthy weapon, you can make the Qin crossbow too easy to use. ”
As he spoke, Li Tangshan took out a piece of silk cloth from his arms and gave it to Li Xin, and the silk cloth was painted with a strange crossbow. Li Xin didn't understand the use of watching it for a long time, and then put the silk cloth into his arms.
Li Xin: "I do my best, I don't know if the craftsmen in the army can make it." But you haven't answered my question yet, how to fight this battle of Shouchun? ”
Li Tangshan: "You think I'm Zhuge Liang, I'm clever!" ”
Li Xin asked again: "Who is Zhuge Liang?" ”
How did Li Tangshan find out why it was so difficult to communicate with this Li Xin today. Li Tangshan had no choice but to say: "It's an immortal!" ”
Li Xin could see at a glance that Li Tangshan was talking nonsense again, and thought: "Li Tangshan, this person is too reliable." Forget it, there aren't many people of 20 anyway, let's see if he can play any tricks. ”
Li Xin is really a generation of famous generals, and he has super execution ability. After a while, he led 20 elites to appear in front of Li Tangshan, all of them were extremely strong, and they were all good soldiers in the army.
Li Tangshan inspected these elites one by one and asked them what special skills they had, such as simulating animal calls and digging holes in the ground. Playing with fire and the like. Li Xin was stupid when he heard it, this Li Tangshan is really very unreliable, and he wants to find all the people who are roosters and dogs.
After Li Tangshan inquired, he felt that these were all unqualified, so he returned all the elites that Li Xin had found, so he asked Li Xin to look for Li Tangshan again and ask for this kind of thing. This made Li Xin very difficult, because the Qin army was very strict in governing the army, and the chickens and dogs and thieves had very little room to survive in the Qin army. Li Xin finally managed to get together 10 crooked melons and cracked dates.
After Li Tangshan checked, although the number of people was a little small, he was still very satisfied and nodded.
Li Xin is even more convinced that this Li Tangshan is too reliable, as far as these people can do, whether they stand or not, sit or not, it is because the captain does not like the big soldiers, and he is not active in fighting.
Shi Lu also finally had a rare agreement with Li Xin, and also thought that Li Tangshan was too unreliable to find these people. But seeing that Li Tangshan seems to be very confident, it's hard to say anything?
Li Tangshan asked them to start assembling, after all, the quality of the Qin army was there, and this group of chickens and dogs and thieves could still respond quickly. Li Xin felt that Li Tangshan was unreliable, so he asked Shi Lu to be the head of this group. Shi Lu was promoted by one level without his own official position, Li Tangshan was still a small soldier, responsible for assisting Shi Lu in training this army, but in fact, this small army only listened to Li Xin.