Chapter 194: The Salted Fish of Joy and Sorrow
Returning to Cloud Mountain Villa again, everyone couldn't help but feel that something was wrong.
The members of their Tianqian squad were originally just a group of angry young people who were full of dreams of protecting their homes and schools.
But in the blink of an eye, they already possessed extraordinary martial arts one by one. Even in the face of enemies several times their size, they are not afraid at all!
Looking at the mountain road in front of them, remembering how they felt when they were tormented by this mountain peak when they first came, someone suddenly proposed: "Everyone still remembers the last time we came here, we were tired like stupid dogs climbing this mountain." Now that we are revisiting the old place, we might as well try again to see what difficulties this mountain has for us today? ”
The proposal was immediately approved and endorsed, although there were also divergent opinions.
Xian Yufu stood up and said: "Although this proposal is good, it is inevitably a little boring without a color head. So let's add some bets to it, so that we can fully mobilize everyone's enthusiasm! ”
Tian Tao frowned a little when he heard this, looked at Xian Yufu who was speaking, and said, "Salted fish, don't make trouble." We are also considered to be in the army, and this gambling must not be contaminated, so as not to break the military discipline! ”
Xian Yufu said with a smile on his face: "Tian Tao, don't be so ruthless!" As the saying goes, small gambling is pleasant, and I also think about it for everyone's sake. If you don't believe it, ask the big guy, see how my proposal is! ”
Xian Yufu said and pointed to the other team members beside him, but when he saw him, anyone who pointed at him would immediately turn his head with an uncooperative expression.
Xian Yufu suddenly stayed in place with some embarrassment, looking at them in a daze.
Seeing that Tian Tao was a little proud, he said, "Salted fish, do you think they will help you speak?" Don't forget, they're all from my Tian family! ”
After hearing this, Xian Yufu suddenly said angrily: "Damn! You scumbags don't even dare to tell the truth. I'm really wrong about you! ”
At this time, Liu Bei came over and said, "Tian Tao, I think this proposal of salted fish is not bad!" Moderate competition is conducive to stimulating everyone's potential. Just change the rules! ”
Saying that, Liu Bei pondered slightly, and then said: "Let's just take the place where we gathered last time as the destination, and take half of the number of people who arrive as the benchmark, that is, the limit of twenty people." See who arrived first!
The last 20 team members who climbed the mountain need to unconditionally give the first 20 team members a day of massage after today's total training, what do you think of this idea? ”
As soon as Liu Bei's words fell, before anyone else could express their position, Xian Yufu jumped out first and said, "Okay, good!" That's a good idea! ”
Then he turned his head to Tian Tao and said, "Tian Tao, you also heard it, this is what the captain said personally." You shouldn't object to that, right? ”
Tian Tao nodded and said, "Since the captain personally ordered it, I should obey it!" ”
Then I saw Xian Yufu's eyes narrowed, staring at the group of Tian family people in front of him: "Just now you actually cheated me so much, causing me to be embarrassed, wait until I win, you have to serve me well!"
Tuina massage, which I have never enjoyed before! After today's training, it's time to enjoy it! ”
Xian Yufu said smugly, looking like he was winning. As the existence with the highest combat power in the Tianqian team, he does have the capital to say such things.
So Liu Bei gave an order, and everyone who had already prepared suddenly disappeared in front of Liu Bei like wild horses on the loose.
Looking back at Zhang Fei and the others beside him, Liu Bei smiled slightly and said, "They have already set off, and we should also take action." But~, do we want to have a game like this? ”
Seeing Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun immediately shook his head and said, "Big brother, don't make fun of us!" With your style, how can we catch up! ”
Especially Zhang Fei, he said exaggeratedly: "Big brother, you taught us all the body techniques. Zilong may be able to compare with the eldest brother, as for me, the eldest brother wants to compare with me, isn't that an adult bullying a child!
If you want to find someone to massage you, I can find you a dozen blind masseurs right away, and you can let us go! ”
"Uh~!"
Seeing their resistance, it seemed as if he was specifically cheating them by making this request.
At the moment, he shook his head helplessly and sighed: "That's what I said, you don't need to react so much!" Since you don't want to, this matter is to be done.
Now a few of you, Zhao Yun and I will immediately go up the mountain and be a referee. And Zhang Fei Dianwei, the two of you are relatively slow, just follow those team members behind and see how they progress along the way! ”
Then, Liu Bei took the lead in turning into a streamer and heading towards the gate of Cloud Mountain Villa. And Zhao Yun glanced at Zhang Fei and said with a smile: "Then I'll follow the eldest brother first, and you two will follow slowly behind!" ”
After speaking, Zhao Yun urged the internal force, and his body suddenly seemed to have hit a thunderbolt, and then his body turned into a lightning bolt and slashed towards the mountain.
"Hiss~! This Zhao Yun's body is so terrifying, it doesn't seem to be worse than the lord at all, and this momentum is a little scary! ”
Dian Wei was amazed, and Zhang Fei hugged Dian Wei's shoulder when he heard this: "Brother Dian, the third brother told you, in fact, Zilong's body style is indeed not slower than the eldest brother." As early as the beginning, Zilong relied on his Feiyan step, and his speed was about to catch up with the big brother.
Later, the eldest brother taught Zilong his dragon walking steps, which made his body speed a lot faster. If it weren't for the fact that Zilong's combat power index bonus is not as good as that of the eldest brother, I think it is the speed of the eldest brother, and it is not as fast as Zilong! ”
Zhang Fei praised Zhao Yun, and then said: "However, although Zhao Yun's speed is fast enough, his strength is far inferior to mine.
As a man, we are just romantic. What do you want to do at such a fast speed, you know, strength is king! ”
Dian Wei nodded thoughtfully, he was also a power-type general, so he agreed with Zhang Fei's point of view. It's just that his future development trajectory seems to be a little biased by Liu Bei's design, and he actually made him the head of the assassination department.
This pair of Dian Wei, who likes to be just positive, can be said to be very aggrieved. But there is no way, who let this be Liu Bei's order, he also has to obey!
So the two of them chatted and ran towards the mountain, raising their heads from time to time to look at the situation of the Tianqian team chasing above, very leisurely.
And Liu Bei and Zhao Yun rushed all the way to the Yunwu Villa on the mountainside. When passing by the members of the Tianqian team, a gust of wind was set off, and several careless members were blown to the ground.
I saw that they rushed to the door of the villa as quickly as possible, panting slightly. At this time, the staff who had been waiting for a long time suddenly stepped forward to find two chairs for them to sit on. Then the two sat quietly at the destination, waiting for the arrival of the first place!
Soon, not long after the two of them sat down, Xian Yufu appeared in front of them with sweat on his face.
Seeing Liu Bei and Zhao Yun, Xian Yufu suddenly panted and said, "Whew~!" I... Let's just say, I'm salted fish and turned over... The world is invincible, this... 1st place non... I belong to it! ”
Then Xian Yufu glanced at the position he was in now, which was the main way up the mountain. Xian Yufu thought about showing his strength in front of the others, and let them see who was the first to arrive.
So Xian Yufu fell directly to the ground very tastelessly, blocking most of the aisle directly, and then panting heavily, looking in the direction he came.
Soon he saw the figure of Tian Tao and Tian Yu, and saw that their speed was almost equal, closely connected, and they came to the mountainside almost at the same time.
Seeing Xian Yufu seeing them, he smiled and said, "I said Tian Yu Tian Tao, you two are too slow." I've been lying here for a long time before you came, and when I saw you, you were usually lazy. This first place is already mine! ”
I saw Tian Yu and Tian Tao, who were also sweating profusely and panting. When he saw Xian Yufu lying in front of him, he was stunned, as if he didn't expect that they didn't try their best to surpass this salted fish!
Just after hearing the words of the rotten salted fish, their brows couldn't help but wrinkle. After seeing Xian Yufu's salted fish-like resting style, the two of them glanced at each other at the same time, then shook their heads slightly, and decisively chose to ignore this salted fish. It seems that he is very disdainful of his humiliating way of resting!
Seeing that the two of them directly praised the salted fish on the ground, supported each other, slowly walked in front of Liu Bei, nodded and signaled, and found a stool behind him to sit down.
Liu Bei took out a notebook at this time and recorded the ranking on it bit by bit.
Then people continued to appear at the gate of the villa, and not surprisingly, each of them was ridiculed by him when they passed by.
And these people chose to ignore this salted fish. It seemed that they knew that this salted fish was taking revenge on the revenge that had just been down the mountain, and they didn't speak for him, so they didn't take his words to heart.
After glancing at Xian Yufu lightly, these people decisively and obediently came to Liu Bei to say hello, and then sat behind Tian Tao and the others. Liu Bei also kept recording their respective names in the notebook.
And seeing that these children of the Tian family were sitting on the bench one by one, lying on the ground by themselves, Xian Yufu also felt that he didn't seem to be very elegant.
I feel that the number of people is about the same, and the estimated number of people who come up is also outside the twenty, so it doesn't make sense for me to laugh at them.
So Xian Yufu stood up and patted the dirt behind him. At this moment, Jian Yong slowly climbed up, happened to pass by Xian Yufu's side, and was grabbed by Xian Yufu.
"I said Jian Yong, your speed is too slow, I've been here for a while, and you've just arrived! In my opinion, you won't be able to make it into the top 20! ”
Seeing Jian Yong, he said indifferently: "It's okay, anyway, I don't care about this ranking." Even if it is out of the top 20, it can give everyone a massage and relieve fatigue, and it is also a contribution to our team! ”
Xian Yufu pursed his lips when he heard this, and seemed to be very disdainful of Jian Yong's mentality as a rotten good person who had no quarrel with the world. patted him on the shoulder, pushed him to Liu Bei first, and motioned for him to find a place to rest.
And Xian Yufu smiled, moved a stool and sat next to Liu Bei, and was about to say something, when he saw Liu Bei holding a pen in his hand and recording something in the notebook in his hand.
Xian Yufu on the side was curious about Jian Yong's ranking just now, so he secretly glanced at it. I saw that Jian Yong's ranking was clearly written above, the twentieth place.
But then he sadly found out that his ranking was less than secondary, twenty-first.
Xian Yufu suddenly shouted loudly: "Twenty-one! Big brother, are you not mistaken? I was the first to come, how did you record me as twenty-one? ”
Xian Yufu looked at Liu Bei in disbelief, wondering if there was something shady in this game!
Seeing Liu Bei said as a matter of course: "That's right, I already said it when I was under the mountain, and it is subject to the last meeting place."
Where was the last time you met? Isn't that where I'm sitting now? Even though you were the first to get here, you kept standing at the intersection and didn't come to the meeting point, so you still didn't get there.
And now you're here, and you're exactly twenty-one in line. I can only sympathetically say to you, salted fish, let's have a snack in the future! Don't always be a moth! ”
When Xian Yufu heard this, he suddenly felt like he was hit by a thunderbolt from a sunny day, and he was stupid at that time.
The other Tian family members who were ridiculed by him immediately burst out laughing.
"Salted fish, you are really a salted fish! You can easily do such a difficult thing, I think it will be difficult for you to turn over in the future! ”
When Jian Yong on the side heard this, he immediately stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Salted fish, it's okay!" This time, we have a lack of eyes, and we won't be next time! Want to open a little, what is there to massage your brother? It's for the big guys! ”
Seeing Xian Yufu's face full of unwillingness, he finally struggled and said, "Big brother, why didn't you remind me when I came?" I was obviously the first to come, but I ended up being the twenty-first, I'm not convinced! ”
I saw Liu Bei say earnestly: "Salted fish, life is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten, let's see everything!"
Don't blame me for not reminding you, this is a competition, just like when you go on a mission, you can't just think about relying on outsiders.
Why do you look at other people's knowledge to come and take a trip to me? Everyone knows to come and find a seat to rest, as soon as you come up, you will be complacent and say that the salted fish will turn over, and then you will fall directly to the ground to rest.
I thought you were too tired to walk, and you said I couldn't disturb your rest! So it's all fate~, salted fish! ”
After listening to Liu Bei's explanation, Xian Yufu looked up at the sky at a 45-degree oblique angle, and said silently in his heart: "Salted fish, come on!" Don't let the tears fall, no matter how much grievance you have, swallow it in your stomach. It's okay to make a mistake this time, just win it back next time! And the same mistake, I'm sure you won't make it twice! ”。
After silently encouraging himself, Xian Yufu finally calmed down his young heart. Then I resigned myself to finding a corner and sitting down to rest!
Just waited for everyone to assemble, Liu Bei announced their results, and then slowly walked into the villa, and the shooting training of the Tianqian squad officially began.