Chapter 3, Guano Flavored Dog Food
I don't know how long it took for Lu Xi to wake up leisurely and see that he was lying on his bed, so he was relieved.
Fortunately, I wasn't killed by the disgusting immortal cultivation system.
I can't help but sigh, if this fucking person dies, it must be the saddest traverser in the world, and he can't live three chapters of passers-by.
When I was in college, I didn't read this kind of novel less, Lao Tzu has its own BUG immortal cultivation system, and the cliff is the protagonist, how can he die so hastily and young.
With two deep breaths, Lu Xi slowly moved his hands and feet. As I expected, it was fine.
The limbs are sound and the body is very good.
He curled up his legs, a carp stiffened, got up from the bed, and made a mad fist, and after finding that his body was not a little uncomfortable, he began to look inward.
Seeing this, he suddenly felt happy in his heart.
It's cool, the meridians have recovered a lot, and the broken foundation of the golden pill in the body has also recovered a little.
He inherited the memory of his predecessor, and knew that the genius Lu Jianxian of his predecessor was a young pretending to be a second goods.
At the beginning of the Four Factions Sword Conference, Lu Xi obviously had the opportunity to take out the sword first, but he had to pretend to say "please first", who knew that others had already hidden his cultivation, and he came to target his flaws, and shattered his golden pill with a sword, so fast that even the head of the Xuanjian faction who was watching the battle couldn't stop it.
If it weren't for this, Lu Xi would not have fallen from the clouds to the bottom of the valley all of a sudden, Hengjian would not have crossed over, and he would not have taken over such a tattered body, most of the meridians were broken, and the foundation was completely destroyed.
But now, after eating that red fruit, the meridians and foundations of this body have recovered, which makes him overjoyed and suddenly feels that the future is bright.
Originally, Heng Jian planned to go out to find an elixir to restore the meridians and foundation after cultivating to the Great Perfection of Qi Training, although there was little hope, but he didn't want to cross over, so he had been a waste person all the time, and it was useful for Nima to make a system of cultivating immortals.
"It's finally a bit of a hang-up now. Lu Xi crossed his hands on his hips and laughed unconsciously.
Magic weapons, elixirs, spirit stones, rivers and mountains, beauties, wait for Lao Tzu to receive them one by one.
"Hahahaha......"
Just when Lu Xi YY reached the pinnacle of his life and achieved a veritable great sword immortal, he hugged left and right, and the door was suddenly opened.
A sad-looking old woman walked in slowly, chopped twice on the ground with a cane, and said hoarsely.
"Xi'er, don't go crazy, if you are really uncomfortable, the old woman will send you back to your hometown at the foot of the mountain, and it will be good to live the next life in peace. ”
"Master, don't, I'm not crazy, I'm fine, you see I've practiced the fourth level of qi, and it won't be long before I can rebuild the foundation. ”
Lu Xi took a leap, hurriedly got out of bed and came to the old woman's side, and said with a smile.
In the memory of the predecessor, this master has always been very good to herself, firstly because of Lu Xi's natural resources, and secondly, because they are both surnamed Lu, but they are of the same clan and bloodline, and Lu Xi is still her ninth-generation great-great-great-great-grandson.
Otherwise, with Lu Xi's qualifications, how could he worship an old woman who was only in the middle of Jindan, and how could she be a closed disciple of the head of the sect.
Lu Xi is from the secular Lu family, it can be said that he is the Lu family, and he has raised a lot of face for Granny Lu, and his status has also risen, but now he has plummeted, how prominent he was originally, and how humble he is now.
Granny Lu is also extremely uncomfortable in her heart, in the past few months, she seems to have aged dozens of years all of a sudden.
"Zhuji?Alas, Xi'er, don't think so much, have a good rest. ”
This time, Lu Xi "went mad", Granny Lu observed for a long time, and she didn't see a reason, but she just wondered how his cultivation returned to the fourth layer of Qi cultivation so quickly, as for the repaired meridian foundation, she didn't see it, thinking that it was the magic of the red fruit.
After saying that, Granny Lu turned around and left, and Lu Xi didn't explain anything.
After thinking about it for a while, he decided to exchange all the disgusting points for red fruits first, and repair the meridians and foundations, so that his cultivation could get twice the result with half the effort in the future.
More than 5,000 disgusting values, you can exchange for ten, Lu Xi did not exchange it all at once, but exchanged one, swallowed one, and waited until it was digested before continuing.
Every time he swallowed it was a torture that was worse than death, but fortunately, by the end, he had gradually adapted to the pain of his limbs being burned by the fire.
The first few times I will be in pain until I faint, but then I can grit my teeth and endure it, put my back against the wall, grasp the bed frame with both hands, and hold on.
In this way, half a month later, Lu Xi seems to have been reborn, and most of the meridians and foundation have recovered.
But it's still early, don't think about it so much, isn't it just red fruit? As long as there are enough disgusting people, isn't it all-you-can-eat?
Thinking of this, Lu Xi smiled sheepishly, the ancients honestly did not deceive me, this immortal cultivation system is really easy to use.
I took a shower, changed into a clean white robe, put the quaint sword on my back, and then scraped off the slightly bulging stubble in the mirror.
Lu Xi pushed the door away, the breeze blew the clothes belt, the sun sprinkled on his face, a handsome and merry son.
"I haven't seen you for half a month, the little rabbits and cubs under the mountain, grandpa has come to collect rent. ”
Lu Xi strode away and walked directly to the Yunzhong Covered Bridge that went to the main peak, but at the covered bridge, he happened to see a group of three people and walked up.
Lu Xi's eyes lit up, rubbed his hands, hurriedly chased after him, and waved his hand and shouted.
"Senior Sister Zhou, Senior Brother Lu, Senior Brother Li. ”
The three of them turned around and saw that it was Lu Xi, and their footsteps were all stunned, and they wanted to turn around and go back immediately, not to go to the main peak.
There is no way, because of Lu Xi, now that the disciples of Lingquan Peak go out, they will definitely be ridiculed by people in a weird way.
What is worthy of Lu Jianxian, who was born once in five hundred years, participated in the Four Sects Sword Conference for the first time, and let our Xuanjian Sect take the first place, the last.
What Lingquan Peak is good mountains and waters, there are sword immortals everywhere, and all kinds of mocking words naturally bring guns and sticks to the disciples of Lingquan Peak.
They don't talk about resentment, but they are quite pity and helpless, Lu Xi, as the youngest disciple of Lingquan Peak, is also the closed disciple of Granny Lu, and he is also the first person to form a golden pill and open up a glorious lintel of Xijian Peak.
It's just that now, everyone just wants to stay away from this Lu Xi, so as not to be pointed at.
After this hesitation, Lu Xi caught up with the three of them and asked with a smile.
"Senior brother and sister, are you going to the main peak? It just so happens that I will go too, so we just happened to be on the way. ”
"I ...... We don't seem to be on the way. That Senior Sister Zhou's face was a little unnatural, and she replied in a low voice.
Although she is not young, she looks like a woman of twenty-seven or eighteen, with a good appearance, revealing the charm of a mature woman, and today she deliberately did not wear the unified clothes of the sect, but wore a pair of slim purple clothes, which more and more supported the exquisite curves of the front and back curves, attracting people's attention.
With that, she secretly touched another elegant man in his thirties with her elbow.
This little brother Lu, who intended to pursue the charming Senior Sister Zhou, immediately understood and smiled apologetically at Lu Xi.
"Little junior brother, we are just here to enjoy the scenery, and we don't plan to go to the main peak, if you go, I'm afraid we won't be able to accompany you. ”
How could Lu Xi not understand what they meant, but where is the disgusting value to earn or not, isn't there a ready-made one?
He grinned: "Enjoying the scenery? ”
After speaking, he also squeezed his eyebrows at Little Senior Brother Lu, and then glanced at the charming and moving Senior Sister Zhou.
"Nausea from Zhou Zi +88"
"Nausea from Lu Chong +33"
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, coupled with the small movements in his eyes, Lu Xi immediately received a disgusting value from the two of them, although it was not much, but it was not life-threatening.
In the past, when Lu Xi said this kind of thing, Zhou Zi would blush slightly, and Lu Chong would even laugh and talk with him, but now, no matter how you look at it and listen to it, you don't feel comfortable.
If it weren't for the fact that the master and the head were sure that Lu Xi was fine, they would all think that Lu Xi would definitely be taken away.
The little junior brother laughed. Lu Chong laughed dryly and responded.
Lu Xi turned his head to look at the other younger Senior Brother Li, who was not tall, half a head shorter than him, and he didn't look good, no wonder he would be pulled by Lu Chong to set off his great handsomeness.
Brother, you are bitter in your heart, you have to be a background board, and you have to be fed dog food.
"Senior Brother Li, the two of us are sympathetic to each other, some people spend the moon before and after, some people are destined to be lonely, thinking that Senior Sister Jian, now they don't even want to say a word to me. ”
As he spoke, he pretended to wipe a handful of snot and tears, and then naturally wiped his unattractive Senior Brother Li.
"Nausea from Lehi +99, +99, +99"
Damn, you still have the same disease as me, don't say that you look like a dog, just say that you have a marriage contract with the daughter of the head, and envy a large number of people to death, and just say, what's the matter with rubbing snot on my clothes, it's really disgusting.
Looking at Li Hai's endless nausea value, Lu Xi's eyes lit up, he was powerful, he deserved to be a good brother who sympathized with the same disease, with you, the future is bright.
"Senior Brother Li, do you think today's scenery is beautiful? I think it's beautiful, I haven't found it before, the scenery on this covered bridge is so 'spectacular'. ”
He also deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the word "spectacular", and his eyes glanced at Senior Sister Zhou's chest uncertainly, and hit Li Hai with his shoulder.
"Nausea from Zhou Zi +89"
"Nausea from Lu Chong +96"
"+66 Nausea from Lehi"
Zhou Zi's eyes were embarrassed, he snorted coldly, and was about to twist his waist and turn away, but saw Lu Xi hurriedly smiled.
"Senior Sister Zhou, don't be angry, all I said is praise for you, a beautiful and mature young lady like you, I was blind and didn't see it before, what Senior Sister Jian, compared to you, she is a little child. ”
Coaxing a woman's good obedience, that is, the two elm heads next to him can't speak, Lu Xi is naturally at his fingertips.
Seeing that Zhou Zi's face was slightly red, showing a hint of a smile, he hurriedly instigated: "Senior Brother Lu, tweed, hurry up, don't send it at this time, let alone when." ”
Lu Chong's face was embarrassed, and he twisted it for a long time before picking a wildflower from the side of the road and handing it to Zhou Zi.
"Senior sister, I'm ...... I ......"
Crooked, but he didn't say those words, Lu Xi couldn't help but shake his head, and he couldn't help but push it away, and went up to say it for him.
Zhou Zi was also ashamed like a bright flower, lowering his head and about to pick up the wild flower, but he heard the sound of Lu Xi's terrible scenery.
"Senior Brother Lu, why is there bird droppings on your flowers?"
A man and a woman were stunned on the spot, and at the same time looked down and saw that there was a fart of bird droppings.
Seeing that Lu Xi was already pulling Li Hai, thinking about the other side of the bridge and rushing away.
"Nausea from Zhou Zi +99, +99, +99"
"Nausea from Lu Chong +99, +99, +99"
"Nausea from Lehi +9, +9, +9"
"The confession of people's love and concubine is about your, why do you feel disgusted. Lu Xi patted Li Hai on the shoulder and wondered.
Then he added another sentence: "What's the matter, the dog food is refreshing, bird droppings smelly, crispy." ”
Suddenly.
"Nausea from Lehi +99, +99, +99"