Chapter 1 Generous Gifts for Bad Drivers
On October 2, 2007, XX Province X City Seed Company.
"Brother, you drive to the warehouse of the City Seed Company. Yes, in the warehouse of the seed company, my aunt helped us contact two truckloads of goods, pulling potato seeds and corn seeds, and pulling them to Jiang County, and the price was okay. Feng Jiaguo finished speaking at the mobile phone, then put down the mobile phone again and nodded to the manager of the Jiangxian Seed Company and smiled: "Manager Wang, it's done, my brother's car will go to the seed company immediately, two double-bridge cars, twenty-five tons of seeds, and it will be finished in one trip." ”
Manager Wang nodded with satisfaction, he couldn't be dissatisfied, twenty-five tons of seeds, it stands to reason that it takes three double-bridge cars to pull away, and the car freight of the intermediary company is at least two thousand one, but the short round-faced driver said that the car of the two brothers dares to overload, the freight is only 1,080 yuan, saving 300 yuan, not to mention, the middle-aged woman who introduced them to pull the seeds also has to use the public funds of the city seed company to invite him to dinner, why not do Manager Wang.
Manager Wang remembered the dinner in the Shirt Garden, and his stomach began to protest, and said to Feng Jiaguo: "Then please greet the goods here, I'll go have some food." ”
Feng Jiaguo's waist was lowered, his head was almost on the waistband of his trousers, and he was smiling all over his face, especially the black mole on his face, which was the size of a fly, and he was about to jump up, "Manager Wang, don't worry, you go slowly." ”
After Manager Wang left, Feng Jiaguo's face immediately changed, and he looked like someone else owed him eight million, and shouted at several stevedores who were moving seeds to the car: "Hurry up, hurry up, Lao Tzu still has to hurry!" He kicked a 50-year-old stevedore in the ass again, "Old immortal, hurry up!" ”
The stevedore was resisting a bag of 150 pounds of potato seeds, and he was already walking in a difficult way, but when he was kicked by Feng Jiaguo like this, he immediately fell on his stomach, and the bag of potatoes also fell on him, snorting in pain, and he couldn't get up for a long time.
"Old Yu, old Yu." Several other stevedores hurriedly threw down the seed bag, helped the old man up, and glared at Feng Jiaguo one by one.
Feng Jiaguo was not afraid of them, "What do you see?" If you don't want to do it, just say it, and I'll ask my aunt to fire you. ”
A young stevedore rolled up his sleeves and scolded: "Feng Jiaguo, you don't have a dog!" ”
Feng Jiaguo was so frightened that he took a few steps back, "What do you want to do?" Don't you want to do it anymore? ”
The young stevedore was just about to speak, but the old stevedore grabbed him, "Xiao Zhang, forget it, I was careless." Xiao Zhang knew that Lao Yu still had two children in school at home, and he relied on him to sell coolies and his wife to set up a stall to support, and he didn't want to bother Lao Yu, so he just glared at Feng Jiaguo fiercely, helped Lao Yu to sit down on the side, and went to carry it himself. Feng Jiaguo pursed his lips, wrote down the appearance of these two stevedores, and prepared to go to the aunt who was the director to complain and smash his rice bowl.
Humming the yellow tune for a while, Feng Jiaguo suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly took out his brand-new mobile phone, regardless of how many people were in front of the warehouse of the seed company, carefully knocking the new mobile phone to the ground, until the mobile phone shell cracked, Feng Jiaguo grinned with satisfaction. This is the fourth new mobile phone he smashed, as long as the one-month replacement period is about to expire, Feng Jiaguo will knock out the mobile phone shell, and then take it to the mobile phone store to exchange the new mobile phone, if you don't change it, you will stay in the mobile phone store and not leave, so that they can't do business, and now the salesperson of the unlucky mobile phone store wants to cry when he sees his two brothers coming - because Feng Jiaguo's eldest brother Feng Jiabin has also changed it three times.
Not long after, Feng Jiabin also drove to the seed company's warehouse, still scolded the stevedores for a while, the two brothers exchanged a look, and then began to act in understanding.
At the beginning of spring, there were dozens of cars in the warehouse of the city seed company to pull seeds, and it was very lively, Feng Jiabin went around to find the warehouse manager to answer the stubble, from the length of the leg hair on the unlucky egg's leg to the little cabbage selling for two yuan a catty, which made the unlucky egg dizzy, but he was afraid of Feng Jiabin's aunt and didn't dare to ignore him. Feng Jiaguo took the opportunity to take out a few bags of peanuts from the warehouse, stuffed them into the truck toolbox until the toolbox was full, and then took out a few bags of pepper seeds, and carried them to the back seat of the cab and under the front driver's seat.
Feng Jiaguo's actions did not escape the eyes of the stevedores, but no one dared to say anything because he was afraid of his aunt, only the stevedore named Xiao Zhang was angry and quietly stuffed an iron nail under the left front wheel of Feng Jiaguo's truck......
Until the places where the goods could be stored were full, Feng Jiaguo glanced at Feng Jiabin. Feng Jiabin ended his tirade about the price increase of honeycomb coal, and grabbed a bag of 10-kilogram pumpkin seeds, "Take it and knock it on the road." Regardless of whether others agree or not, just lift your legs and leave, the unlucky administrator has already been nagged by him and wants to go crazy, wishing he would get out early, and he didn't say anything, but fortunately, he didn't need to pay for the bag of pumpkin seeds, and he could report the loss to the company.
The goods were finally loaded, and Manager Wang also came back, but Manager Wang was so drunk that he couldn't stand steadily, pointed to the Feng brothers and stammered: "Er, you, you guys will take the delivery to Jiangxian Seed Company first, I, I'll go back tomorrow." ”
The Feng brothers were overjoyed and promised that no one would charge the goods, they could sell some of the goods on the road, anyway, they didn't have to be responsible, especially those corn seeds are good seeds, and modern popular eating good corn is much more valuable than hybrid corn. What's more, Feng Jiabin also had five kilograms of poppy seeds in his car, which he brought for a relative's restaurant, so he didn't have to worry about being discovered this time.
"God, save me, I'm old, I don't have a lover ......" Feng Jiabin hummed a little song in the car, he is qualified to hum like this, he is twenty-nine years old this year, he has been on a blind date twenty-six times, all of them have failed, the longest patting time is one month, the shortest is half an hour, if he is not qualified to hum, then who else is qualified? As for his twenty-four-year-old brother Feng Jiaguo, he also had eleven failed experiences.
It has been to the chicken intestine township known as the driver's ghost gate, there are three sharp bends here in a row, and it is downhill, and foreign cars often have accidents here, although Feng Jiabin is a local, he also cheered up, he is still a virgin, and he does not want to be reimbursed here.
Suddenly, Feng Jiabin found that there was a girl in a white dress on the side of the road, looking quite good from behind, it should be a beauty, Feng Jiabin came to the spirit, drove to the front of the girl and stopped, poked his head out to see, and really looked beautiful, "Beauty, where to go?" I'll give you a ride. ”
The girl looked up and saw Feng Jiabin's dirty face with an obscene smile, and suddenly felt nauseous, and quickly turned her head away and didn't look at him, lest she vomit.
Feng Jiabin was bored, and slammed the accelerator in anger, a puff of black smoke came out of the exhaust pipe, stirred up dust on the ground, and dyed the girl's white dress into a flower dress, the girl scolded, but the matter was not over, Feng Jiaguo, who was closely behind Feng Jiabin's car, also did the same, and also stepped on the accelerator, this time the girl must go home and take a bath immediately.
I don't want retribution immediately, Feng Jiaguo stepped on the accelerator too much, it happened to be a sharp turn in front of him, Feng Jiabin was stepping on the brakes in front, Feng Jiaguo's car suddenly hit behind his car, Feng Jiabin's car was suddenly knocked off the roadside cliff, Feng Jiaguo was so frightened that he was sweating profusely, and he hurriedly stepped on the brakes, but the left front wheel of his truck suddenly exploded, and his car was pulled heavily, and he suddenly fell off the cliff with his brother's car. Strangely, the two cars fell off the cliff, but there was no sound of collision.
The girl saw that they had a car accident and hurriedly ran to the edge of the cliff to check the situation, but unexpectedly, the bottom of the cliff more than fifty meters deep was empty, and the wreckage of the two cars was nowhere to be seen......
(PS: The above plot exports evil anger to all small shop owners in China!) The plot about the Feng brothers' mobile phones and the blind date between the two of them are completely true, it is what the old wolf saw with his own eyes, if it is false, the old wolf is willing to take legal responsibility! )
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On the tenth day of November in the first year of the first year of the Han Dynasty, the first snow fell on the land of Guanzhong, fluttering, the cold wind blows on the face, it is really the north wind sweeping the white grass folding, Hu Tian is flying snow in August, it should be a good day to hold his wife and sleep on the hot kang head.
But on this day when the farmhouses were closed and the shops were closed, there was a huge team on the road leading from Hangu Pass to Tongguan, with hundreds of thousands of people, including soldiers and civilians, and the people helped the old and the young, carrying backpacks, and pulling horses to push tens of thousands of large and small wheelbarrows in the middle, and the army took on the task of opening the road and behind the mat, and trekked hard together in this ice and snow.
This is Dong Zhuojun's last team to evacuate Luoyang, in addition to Dong Zhuojun, there are also the people near Bishui Pass, the victims who fled to Luoyang outside the pass and the poor people near Luoyang, most of them are proletarian and unemployed, and they can only starve to death and freeze to death if they stay in Luoyang, and the Han Dynasty Dong Taishi Taishi assured them that as long as they follow Dong Zhuojun to Chang'an, they will provide them with food, housing and heating fuel for the winter, and will also provide them with cattle, seeds and land in the coming year, which is exactly what all the poor people are looking forward to.
Kang Peng lay on the carriage and drew the graphics of the honeycomb coal stove and honeycomb coal, wrote down the method of use, and handed it to the soldiers: "Send the horse to General Niu Fu in Chang'an, and let him find a craftsman to make it, the more the better." "And the state is rich in high-quality coal, and most of them are open-pit coal mines, which Kang Peng still knows, the only trouble is that the ancient transportation is not developed, coal transportation is difficult, honeycomb coal with less coal and high heat production, in order to let the victims survive the winter safely, Kang Peng started to plagiarize the idea created by future generations.
The soldiers went according to the order, Kang Peng rode the black horse again, and wanted to go on an inspection, when Sun Shangxiang's cute little head poked out of the curtain of the carriage, and pouted: "Bad master, where are you going?" It's cold, Sister Cai lets you get in the car to avoid the wind. ”
Kang Peng patted her little head lovingly, "Good, the appearance is not cold, the appearance is not cold, the appearance is going to see the situation of those disaster victims." Kang Peng is telling the truth, Dong Boss's fat is indeed the best cold protection, but unfortunately Kang Peng will be miserable in the third summer weather.
Sun Shangxiang pinched Kang Peng's fat hand heavily, "Bad master, don't listen to my sister, be careful that she kicks you out of bed again at night." ”
"Xiangxiang, don't talk nonsense." Cai Wenji walked out of the carriage, she had already changed into a young woman, her pretty face was flushed, and she didn't know if she was frozen or ashamed of Sun Shangxiang's ambiguous words. "Taishi is going to do business, let him go."
Sun Shangxiang snorted and retracted back into the car, "Hmph, I forgot my sister when I had a husband, and now Sister Cai is also biased towards the bad master to speak." ”
Cai Wenji's face was even redder, and her delicate and infinite appearance made Kang Peng swallow his saliva. Cai Wenji said softly: "Xianggong, can you let your wife accompany you on the inspection?" Of course, Kang Peng couldn't ask for it, so he took her into his arms, and the two rode away.
"Good teacher, good lady." No matter where Kang Peng and Cai Wenji went, they were greeted warmly by the people. Kang Peng nodded his head one by one, asked them about their situation from time to time, and asked for warmth, which made these people grateful.
After inspecting the circle, Kang Peng saw that although the people were thinly dressed, most of them were in good spirits, and the food was distributed one by one, so he was also relieved, and was about to send Cai Wenji back to the carriage to avoid the cold, when a person came to him, "Taishi, can Xiaosheng tell you something?" ”
Kang Peng looked fixedly, but it was Zao, and he hurriedly dismounted and stood on the side of the road, "Mr. Zao, please tell me something." ”
Zao Yi frowned, pointed to the endless team of disaster victims and said: "Taishi, there are about nearly 200,000 people in this team, plus the people who arrived in Chang'an in the early stage, the number has reached **100,000. Xiaosheng estimated that to feed so many people next year, at least one million acres of land will be tuntian, plus the consumption of the army, and the victims may continue to rush from Luoyang to Chang'an, but can Chang'an withstand this pressure? ”
Kang Peng smiled bitterly, he didn't think about this problem, in history, Cao Cao was able to feed the people in the north because the north had gone through many turmoil, ten rooms and nine empty, the people suffered heavy casualties, and the population base was small. At present, there is not much turmoil in the north, and there are many people to bear, and there is still a big question mark over whether the Tuntian policy can be successful. But Kang Peng has no choice, although he was born in a peasant family, and he turned from farming to the city, but he can't do it if he is asked to develop hybrid rice now, and the north is not suitable for planting rice, so he can only take one step at a time.
Kang Peng was about to comfort Zaoyi, when two loud noises suddenly sounded in the wilderness in the distance, "Boom!" "Boom!" Kang Peng hurriedly turned his head to look, but it was okay not to look at it, and at first glance, Kang Peng's copper bell eyes almost didn't bulge out - it turned out to be two modern cars falling headfirst to the ground.
"Cars, cars!" Kang Peng screamed and ran frantically towards the two cars, is he back in modern times? Cai Wenji and Zao Yi were also surprised, they had never seen such a thing, and seeing Kang Peng's crazy appearance was even more inexplicable, they hurriedly followed to check, and there were many victims in the team.
Kang Peng stumbled to the two cars, and found that the cab had been completely deformed, and when he looked through the gap, he found that there was a bloody driver in both cars, apparently dead. Kang Peng stood for a long time, and there was only one thought in his heart - time and space travel! I was brought to this era by time travel at the beginning, and it seems that they are too, but their luck is not good, and they died as soon as they arrived in the Three Kingdoms era.
At this time, everyone had already run to the side of the car and surrounded the two cars, and Cai Wenji asked breathlessly, "Xianggong, what is this?" ”
Kang Peng didn't say a word, looked around the two cars, the more he looked, the more ecstatic, the two cars were loaded with potato seeds and corn seeds, although these things are not worth a few dollars in modern times, but they are good things with a yield of more than 1,000 catties per mu! China did not introduce it from overseas until more than a thousand years later, and the Ming Dynasty relied on these foreign seeds to feed more than 200 million people, and the Three Kingdoms era had a population of 50 million at most.
Kang Peng grabbed a handful of corn in one hand and two potatoes in the other, jumped on the roof of the car in three steps and two steps, and shouted excitedly: "The people of the Han Dynasty, this is a divine object given to us by God!" ”
There were more and more people around the two cars, and several of Kang Peng's generals and strategists also arrived one after another, hearing that Kang Peng called the golden and dusty things in his hand divine objects, he couldn't help but be curious, Lu Bu couldn't help but be at first, "Father-in-law, what kind of divine object is this?" And what's the use? ”
Kang Peng had an idea, why not take advantage of the superstitions of this era? So he lifted the corn and said, "This is divine rice." Then he lifted up the potato and said, "This is the fruit of the gods." Last night, I dreamed of Ziwei Xingjun, and Ziwei Xingjun told me that this aspect is the stars in the sky who came down to save the people of the world, and this divine rice and divine fruit are given by God, and their biggest benefit is that they can produce thousands of catties per mu, thousands of catties! Sons of the Avatar, you will not have to go hungry again! ”
The yield per mu is thousands of catties, which was absolutely unimaginable at that time, and the people and Dong Zhuojun's soldiers exchanged heads and ears, and they were all suspicious. Only Jia Xu understood what Kang Peng meant, glanced at Li Ru, Lu Su and others, and took the lead in kneeling down and said: "Taishi is ordered by heaven, long live Taishi, long live, long live!" ”
Li Ru, Lu Su and others immediately understood, and immediately knelt down and shouted together, and then those loyal soldiers in Dong Zhuo's army also knelt down and shouted, more and more people knelt down and shouted, and those who were skeptical also knelt down involuntarily, "Taishi is ordered by heaven, long live Taishi, long live, long live!" ”
Kang Peng was triumphant, "Since it is a divine object given by God, it must not be wasted, come on, move all these divine rice divine fruits to Chang'an for planting, and this divine car, also disassemble and take it away, not a single screw is allowed to be dropped!" ”