Since you pretend to be forced, you have to pretend to be a full set, otherwise half of the force is pretended, like opening a room with a young girl to prepare hehehe, but the other party has a menstrual affair, and it is better not to pretend if you can't get up. Besides, for Emperor Chongzhen, an old driver who has been in the forum for a long time, how can these natives of the Ming Dynasty understand the excitement of running away after pretending to be forced?

After setting the tone, he pondered for a long time, thinking about what other good things he could copy, so that he could pretend to be a perfect force.

After thinking about it carefully, Chongzhen found that there was really nothing to copy, the alphabet pinyin was the same as his mother's ghost drawing, easy to learn, the problem was that these Western barbarian things were not suitable for writing with a brush, and there was a bird for things that were not suitable for writing.

The dictionary is a good thing.,The key thing is to throw it to the Ministry of Rites to get it.,As for making a big dictionary of Chongzhen or something.,It's a headache to think about it - that broken thing so many words.,If you want every student in the social sciences to have a copy.,It's just bullshit.,The cost of this thing alone can cost about the same amount of your own money.,Let the people take the money to buy it.,There are a few parents who are willing to spend this money.,It's too damn expensive.。

After racking his brains and thinking about it, Chongzhen found that only the two Mengxue artifacts "Liweng Rhyme" and "Disciple Rules" were suitable for pretending. Thanks to the blessing that he had a son in his previous life, the general content is also engraved.

But the book about what the sky is to the earth, the rain to the wind, the mainland to the sky, I vaguely remember that it seems to be a product of the late Ming Dynasty, and in which year it appeared, I have no impression at all, this is not very easy to do.

For the rest, "Disciple Rules" is more suitable for pretending. This thing was made by the literati in the Kang Mazi period, and now he, the Ming Emperor, is taking something from a junior, which is to give him face. Even if the person who wrote "Disciple Rules" is not satisfied, there is no way, he has the ability to go to the Time and Space Administration or go to the heavens and the earth to complain, Lao Tzu is the emperor, and money can be channeled.

Looking at Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai in front of him, who were still waiting for him, Chongzhen, who decided to plagiarize the "Disciple Rules", said shamelessly: "I have heard that Emperor Zhenzong of the Song Dynasty once made the "Persuasion of Learning", so the former Song Dynasty literary style was extremely prosperous. I am not sensitive, but I also don't want my predecessors to specialize in beauty, and I also have a previous article for these students of sociology. ”

Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai glanced at each other, and said in their hearts that this matter was in trouble. What the emperor wrote, even if it was a piece of stool, it was also a stool given by the emperor, and it had to be hung up in this sociology, if it was not hung, it would not give the emperor face, who knows what kind of demon moth this master will make now. If it hangs up, if this master writes really bullshit, I'm afraid that this is a big joke for the 300 years of the dynasty, and future generations may not know how to evaluate this matter.

It's just that the emperor spoke, Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai can't say that Your Majesty's level is limited, don't be ashamed, right? At that moment, Wen Tiren came out first to stand up to the thunder: "Listen to the holy oracle." ”

Seeing Wen Tiren's cooperation, Chongzhen said: "I am young, and I don't read much, and I can't make a work of a saint like the Analects." ”

"Phew!" Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai secretly snorted in their hearts, and said in their hearts, you are young, but your shameless strength can't be compared to even the old thief!

Just when Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai secretly slandered themselves, they heard Chongzhen say lightly: "Disciple rules, emperor training, first filial piety, second sincere faith." Pan love the public, and kindness, if you have spare energy, you will learn literature. ”

it! Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai were shocked in their hearts, that is, Fang Zhenghua, the leader of the Oriental Sect who had been standing like a log behind Chongzhen, also opened his eyes wide, as soon as these few sentences came out, it showed the level, as long as the latter could be on the same level as these sentences, this article was very good in Mengxue - as catchy as the three-character classic, it was suitable for young Mengtong to learn.

Chongzhen took in the stunned looks of Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai, smiled secretly in his heart, but continued to read: "Parents call, don't delay, parents' lives, don't be lazy......"

"If it is not a holy book, it will not be seen on the screen, it will hide the wisdom, and it will be bad. Don't be self-violent, don't give up on yourself, saints and sages, can be tamed. ”

By the time Chongzhen finished reciting a disciple rule, Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai were completely shocked. If you want to say this article, Gao Ming is not very clever, but because he is not smart enough, he is not like the Analects to play with subtle words, but it is more suitable for Mengtong to learn, just like the Three Character Classic.

Wen Tiren bowed and bowed, and sincerely bowed: "Your Majesty's posture is beyond the reach of the ministers." This article is simple and easy to understand, just suitable for the use of the child's enlightenment, although it is only more than 1,000 words, but it is the "Analects of Learning" in the 'disciple into the filial piety, out of the love, cautious and faithful, pan love and kindness. If there is spare energy, it will be clear and clear with the principle of learning literature. ”

Shi Fenglai saw that Wen Tiren was so shameless that he patted Chongzhen's ass first, and then immediately said: "Your Majesty is talented, and the minister is deeply admired." The minister thought that this article should be rubbed by craftsmen, and every society should hang His Majesty's holy teachings. ”

Then, he bowed down and said, "It's just that the minister thinks that there is still something inappropriate in Your Majesty's text." ”

Chongzhen said in his heart, it is not easy for Lao Tzu to memorize this thing without making mistakes, where is it appropriate, how can I know? This is the complete version that has been passed down for hundreds of years in later generations, Lao Tzu wants a face, but he just changed the sage training to the emperor's training, how can there be anything wrong? It's just that after all, he wants to maintain the appearance of a Ming Jun, so he just pretends to be curious and says, "Oh? Although Shi Aiqing said it, what was wrong? ”

Shi Fenglai bowed again, and then arched his hand and said: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that the disciple rules, the emperor's training, this sentence is inappropriate." It's better to change it to disciple rules, saint training. The first filial piety, the second sincere letter. ”

Chongzhen's heart was immediately a slot, why did he change it back to the original version? Is this Shi Fenglai a traverser?

Just when Chongzhen was thinking nonsense, Shi Fenglai continued: "Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, and he is a saint from heaven to shepherd all people. This article was written by His Majesty to teach the world Mengtong, and of course it can be called a saint's teaching. ”

Wen Tiren saw that Shi Fenglai was so shameless, and immediately said: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that Lord Shi is reasonable, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a sage's training." But what's the name of this article? I hope Your Majesty will make it clear. ”

Chongzhen looked at Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai competing to pat the horse one by one, and said with a smile: "This article was obtained by me by chance, since it is used for Mengtong's disciples to open the monastery and admonishment, why don't you call it "Disciple Rules"?" ”

Seeing that Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai both agreed, Chongzhen, who originally wanted to run away after pretending to be forced, then said: "There is one more thing." Since I already have social studies in Daming, I can only send more Mr. down, so how should Wang Huaiwen deal with it? ”