Chapter 328: It's a headache
Actually, Emperor Chongzhen's anger is not that these bastards in the Ming Dynasty always interfere in military affairs.
Although this kind of layman commands insider, he usually makes all kinds of funny questions. But this can't rule out that there will really be a few of them who will suddenly rise up, right?
Therefore, although this situation is hateful, for Emperor Chongzhen, it is enough to correct it slowly, and it is not a terrible problem.
Emperor Chongzhen is most angry about the loser of Emperor Wanli.
At that time, among the dwarfs in Dongying, the big one was picked among the dwarves, and a relatively awesome character called Toyotomi Hideyoshi came out, this name Emperor Chongzhen had seen it in his previous life or when he turned over the information after crossing over.
It's just that no matter how you look at this guy, it looks like a donkey with a head gnawed by a donkey.
In June of the 19th year of Wanli, this dwarf sent an envoy Zong Yizhi to inform the Joseon king Xuanzu Li Hao, saying that he intended to attack the Ming Dynasty in the spring of the following year by pretense of Korea, and asked for a lot of forgiveness and assistance.
This dwarf also wrote a letter to the king of Joseon, Yi Hao: "I want to pretend to be your country, go beyond the mountains and seas and go straight into the Ming Dynasty to dissolve my customs in the four hundred states, and govern the king for hundreds of millions of years." ”
No matter how Emperor Chongzhen looks at this, there is a sense of funny.
Although he said that he knew that this dwarf was to divert Dongying's own internal contradictions, or that he wanted to play some trick of false Taoism, this brain-dead letter was too funny.
Who gave him the courage to take 400 states to Japan?
But don't say it, the king of North Korea at that time, Li Hao, didn't have a bad head, no matter what this dwarf really thought in his heart, but North Korea was unlucky.
Besides, you fucking want to beat up Chinese dad, where did you put me in North Korea?
It's really his mother's errand!
As soon as his head was hot, Li Hao drove away Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the messenger of the dwarf man.
Needless to say, Toyotomi Hideyoshi felt that he had lost face, so he simply scolded North Korea in April of the twentieth year of Wanli.
At that time, North Korea was scared by the little devils and wanted to die, and the three thousand miles of rivers and mountains can be said to be completely lost.
When the land was almost lost, two voices emerged within North Korea itself.
One is the main battle faction, feeling that North Korea is also a big country in the East China Sea after all, and the Celestial Dynasty has to fight with those dwarfs to the end.
The other is represented by King Li Hao, attached, and since then he has run to the land of his Chinese father, and he is determined to be a prince.
Originally, Li Hao couldn't make up his mind whether to attach it or stubbornly to the end, but he lost his teacher and humiliated the country all the way, and ran all the way until he ran to Kuandian Castle.
At this point, don't think about anything else, just talk to your Chinese dad about the attached things.
At that time, Tong Yangzheng, the deputy chief soldier of Kuandianbao, reported to the governor of Liaodong, Yu Shi Haojie: "The king of Joseon." The army was defeated and abandoned the country. I am willing to lead the crowd into Liao. What to do? ”
Liaodong Governor Du Yu Shi Hao Jie took a look, you fucking report this to me, what can I do? The lord of a country came to ask for it, and Lao Tzu couldn't handle such a big thing.
Hao Jie simply wrote on this basis: "According to the report of Tong Yangzheng, the deputy chief soldier of Kuandianbao, the town, thought that the king of Korea was defeated by the Japanese and ran to Yizhou, and was willing to lead the people into Liao, what should I do?"
North Korea is known as a big country, and the world is the Eastern Domain. If the monarch and minister of the other country are suddenly running away because of the loss of the society, they are guarding the ministers.
If you refuse to do so, you will have nowhere to live, and if you lose the heart of dependence, you will not be light. Courtiers have no monopoly on duty.
The Japanese slaves were extremely deceitful, and most of the Chinese were guides. If you are blackmailed, the harm will be very great, and you will wait for the command of the decree. ”
Shi Xing, the secretary of the military department, simply re-submitted the recital according to Hao Jie's recital: "According to the report of Hao Jie, the governor of Liaodong, Tong Yangzheng, the deputy soldier of Kuandianbao, thought that the king of Korea, if the army was insufficient, he led the people to attach Yunyun. ”
In the end, this matter came to the desk of Emperor Wanli.
As a result, what did you do with this loser?
Ya made a decree: "The thieves have trapped Korea, the king has escaped, I have mercy, and reinforcements should be dispatched."
He sent a proclamation to the ministers of his country, telling him to be loyal to the country, to gather troops and horses from all places, to hold on to the city, to control the dangers, and to try to recover, so that he would not sit idly by and watch his death. ”
This is where Emperor Chongzhen looked at Emperor Wanli unpleasantly.
You said that the king of North Korea, Li Hao, is planning to attach it himself, you are a fucking hypocrisy - it's three thousand miles of rivers and mountains, and it's gone.
Although the king of Joseon, Li Hao, ordered people to make a cliff stone carving to "recreate the feudal state", and said, "Chinese, parents, North Korea and Japan are both sons, but my country is also a filial son, and Japan is also a thief!" ”
But! North Korea's 3,000 miles of rivers and mountains are gone! Gone! Gone!
As for Yang Ho, this guy's image in North Korea is very tall.
"Yang Ho was in Pyongyang at the time. As soon as I heard the emergency report. It is convenient for a day. Bicycle galloping. Venture into the city. Condolences to the remnants. Bidding for soldiers. so that the hearts of the people are sitting. The thief is frustrated. So the thief was between talking and laughing and commanding. This is difficult for people to do. And the small state has today. It's all about it. ”
As for Emperor Chongzhen, no matter how Yang Hao behaved in North Korea, how North Korea admired Yang Hao, and even whether this person had military talent or not, he was dead.
Because of the battle of Salhu, he lost the last family of the Ming Dynasty, causing the Ming Dynasty to lose a large area of land in Liaodong.
Then the situation took a turn for the worse, until Da Ming sang Liangliang and let Jiannu enter the customs.
Emperor Chongzhen did not know how many people were slaughtered after Jiannu entered the customs, but according to the later situation of Huguang filling Sichuan, killing tens of millions was nothing at all.
In particular, although Jiannu was far away and had to pay for it, he was tough internally, but he lost a full 1.29 billion taels of silver externally.
Even if it is distributed to the people of the Celestial Empire in later generations, according to the calculation of the 1.3 billion population of Emperor Chongzhen when he was in school, each person can get close to one tael of silver.
According to one tael of silver, fifty grams, and one gram of silver, even if calculated according to three yuan, is enough to be one hundred and fifty yuan.
It is an average of every person, regardless of men, women and children, even counting the nursing baby, everyone can get a hundred and fifty yuan.
So Yang Ho is the same as Lao Wu, if they don't die, Emperor Chongzhen feels that he simply don't cross over and go back to writing code.
Originally, Emperor Chongzhen just planned to wait for the autumn queen and cut Yang Hao as soon as possible, but now Wen Tiren suddenly proposed to discuss it again, how could Emperor Chongzhen not be angry?
And after Wen Tiren heard Emperor Chongzhen's sentence to discuss whether he should be beheaded or Ling Chi or Zhu Jiu, Wen Tiren secretly scolded himself for having nothing to do.
I've been following Emperor Chongzhen for nearly two years, how can I still be stupid!
It's okay now, Yang Hao was going to sing Liangliang, and he discussed this sentence, and if he didn't do it, he would send his whole family on the road.
Fortunately, Emperor Chongzhen didn't really want to kill Yang Hao's nine clans, but he came to such a sentence in a fit of anger.
It's just that Emperor Chongzhen then sneered: "In the past, Yang Hao's merits and demerits are not concerned, but the responsibility of losing the land cannot be avoided no matter what.
Moreover, Yang Hao turned from a civilian official to a military position, and also commanded such an important battle as the Battle of Salhu, the result is also obvious to all, under the defeat and loss, how many sergeants were folded in?
I thought that the matter of leading the troops with civil servants was absolutely irreproducible. ”
Without waiting for Wen Tiren and the others to answer, Emperor Chongzhen then instructed: "Wang Chengen, draft an edict, in order to prevent the recurrence of Yang Hao's incident, those who are not born in martial arts or speak martial arts, or those who have no actual experience in leading troops in the army, are not allowed to interfere in military affairs. ”
Wen Tiren and the others were stunned in shock.
Well, Emperor Chongzhen took advantage of such an accident to completely separate the way of civil and military affairs.
Wen Tiren didn't know what to say at this time.
In fact, Wen Tiren really wanted to remind Emperor Chongzhen that Zhu Xieyuan, who had just been reinstated and reprimanded for extravagance, was actually from Jinshi.
After thinking about it, Wen Tiren still swallowed back the words that had already arrived in his mouth.
No one knows if after Wanwu reminded Emperor Chongzhen, this master would recall Zhu Xieyuan as soon as his brain was hot, and then change someone to lead the troops to scare Chongming.
And it's very likely.
But what Wen Tiren didn't know was that in fact, Emperor Chongzhen didn't treat Zhu Xieyuan as a civil official at all.
Xiaobai's Emperor Chongzhen felt that since Zhu Xieyuan was very good at leading troops, he was still a fart civil official, and he could honestly lead troops to fight.
As for the future, wouldn't it be nice to train in the direction of cabinet assistants?
If your ideas can come true, the matter of going out and entering the prime minister is not only the patent of the literati and scholars of the Han Dynasty, but also the Ming literati of Lao Tzu!
As for Lu Xiangsheng, he is only twenty-nine years old now, so he is not in a hurry, he will slowly stay up in Xuanfu first, and then come up step by step.
As for whether he can enter the cabinet in the end, Emperor Chongzhen feels that he has great hopes.
Now Wen Tiren has a headache, and Fang Zhuangli and Guo Yunhou also feel a faint pain in their heads.
In fact, Fang Zhuangli didn't pay attention to what Wen Tiren and Emperor Chongzhen said about Yang Hao later.
His headache is how to arrange this salt administration.
Emperor Chongzhen just said that this Yamen of the Salt Administration Department is directly under the jurisdiction of the cabinet, how to determine the grade of officials?
Unlike the ordinary yamen under the jurisdiction of various ministries, the yamen directly under the jurisdiction of the cabinet must first be two levels higher in rank.
And these two levels are not too much, but they are not too much to say - I don't know how many people have never been able to cross the ranks of the five rank officials in their lifetime.
In this way, the selection of this yamen is a big problem.
Who to refer? Or who not to recommend?
There are a lot of things that are exquisite, and if you don't get it right, you will offend people.
Fang Zhuangli's headache is people, and Guo Yunhou, the head of the household who also didn't pay attention to Yang Hao's life and death, has a headache of real silver.
After thinking about it, Guo Yunhou still bowed down and said: "Your Majesty, if the price of salt in the whole country is fifty wen, then the cost of transporting it from the coast to the land of Sichuan and Shaanxi, as well as the land of Duogansi and Sizang Xuanwei, must be extremely high?" ”
Emperor Chongzhen also pulled his thoughts back from Yang Hao's matter at this time.
Emperor Chongzhen said with a smile: "The transfer of salt is transferred by various post stations, and it should be spent by the salt administration yamen." ”
Guo Yunhou breathed a sigh of relief, it was finally the Yanzheng Yamen's own business, and he didn't need to pay for it from his own household.
But Wen Tiren was reluctant.
The cabinet finally has a directly managed yamen in hand, but it turns out that he is still a money-loser, where can the cabinet get money to subsidize him?
After thinking about it for a while, Wen Tiren bowed down and said: "Your Majesty, if the Salt Administration Department allocates the operating silver, the Salt Administration Yamen will inevitably be in deficit, please think twice." ”
Emperor Chongzhen is not interested at all, what is there to think about this thing, this broken yamen is used to lose money.
Just like the Celestial Empire in later generations, are there any state-owned enterprises that do not lose money? Much more.
But when it comes to the foundation of people's livelihood, I really haven't heard of any one that makes money.
Even China Mobile Unicom, which is always scolded and black-hearted, sometimes has to be angry with the evil mother-in-law of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology, and has to do some money-losing business at every turn, not to mention the unlucky child of the postal service.
Originally, the post and telecommunications were really beautiful when they were in the scenery, but once an unlucky child went to a certain leader's house to install a telephone, and the attitude was not very good, and as a result, the post and telecommunications were split into two, one part was postal, and the other part became telecommunications.
And thanks to the blessing of the postal service before the separation, the Celestial Empire in later generations found a random place, and basically connected to the telephone and the post office.
After the split, Telecom was repeatedly dismantled and became China Telecom Mobile Unicom.
And these unlucky children are also playing with their lives to build a tower to make signals.
If doing this in the city is to grab customers and make money, then engaging in these things in remote mountainous areas is really a money-losing business that is kicked in the head by a donkey.
But what about not doing it?
It's not okay not to do it, and the mother-in-law of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology is unwilling.
So in the end, the result is, no matter which corner you go to, there must be a signal if there should be a signal.
Unless it's some real no-man's-land or something.
And when the country thinks that something like 3G and 4G should be done, these unlucky children have to smash it with real money.
Not for anything else, just for the sake of having the core technology in your hands, and not to be controlled by others.
The result is very pitiful, 3G has not waited for the waves to rise, 4G has started, 4G has just stabilized, and 5G is on the agenda again.
Isn't it a headache for mobile operators like these three? Real money tickets can't be used to give bonuses, but have to be invested in these things that are likely to be wasted, who can be happy?
But there is no way, state-owned enterprises have to listen to their mother-in-law, and the end of disobedience is repeated splits.
In the eyes of Emperor Chongzhen, salt politics is the same as post and telecommunications.
The difference is that the post and telecommunications were split later, and Yanzheng was dismantled by himself at the beginning.
If it is said that from drying salt to transportation to sales, it is a one-stop operation of the salt administration department and the yamen, and the final result is likely to be the appearance of a bag of salt in the Ming Dynasty similar to the three barrels of oil in later generations.
This is absolutely unbearable for Emperor Chongzhen.
Now it's just a salt administration department specializing in drying salt, and other lake salts, deep well salts, or some natural salts and other bullshit sayings will slowly appear in the future, specifically to disgust the salt administration.