Chapter 16: Wang Yun's Plan
Recommended: "Good Student Program", "Issel's Wars"
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Since coming to the Three Kingdoms, how many good things has I done in Kangpeng? pay attention to the old and weak soldiers, and do not let them die less on the battlefield; Be kind to the captives, I didn't kill any of the captives; The princes of the Eighteen Roads all wanted to kill me, but I didn't kill them when I caught them; I have done so much to fight local tyrants to divide the fields, open warehouses to release grain, and relieve the homeless, why do they still not believe me? Why are you still so afraid of me? Could it be that no matter who is attached to Lao Dong, he is destined to be a bad person?
Kang Peng felt sorry for himself in the study, the more he thought about it, the more sad he became, suddenly the door of the study was pushed open, and before Kang Peng opened his eyes, a soft body had already rushed into his arms with a fragrant breeze, and a familiar voice cried: "Woo......, teacher, I'm late, they bullied me......"
When Kang Peng heard Cai Wenji's voice, the melancholy in his heart was suddenly swept away, and he subconsciously hugged her tightly, and choked up: "It's good to come, who bullied you, tell the teacher, the teacher will avenge you......" hugged so tightly, and the language was so cordial, it was like a pair of lovers who were parting in life and death. But......
Lu Bu and Zhao Yun looked at these two people dumbfounded, and at the same time gave birth to an awkward feeling in their hearts, seeing an old man as fat as a pig and extremely ugly hugging a petite and beautiful girl, no matter who they were, they all had this feeling. Lu Bu and Zhao Yun said in their hearts at the same time, Beauty and the Beast!
Kang Peng only felt that he was the happiest person in the world at the moment, and he was so excited that he burst into tears, and he was about to confide his love to Cai Wenji, but he accidentally saw the bronze mirror placed next to the desk, in the bronze mirror, his face was over half a hundred years old, so ugly, so old, compared with the young and beautiful Cai Wenji, it was a world of difference. Kang Peng closed his eyes painfully, Cai Wenji is only sixteen years old, Dong Zhuo is fifty-one years old, in this era, he can simply be Grandpa Cai, not to mention anything else, even if he really marries Cai Wenji, won't she be widowed at a young age in the future?
Thinking of this, Kang Peng gently pushed Cai Wenji away, "Don't cry, good boy, aren't you here to learn words?" It's time for us to get started. β
Cai Wenji also realized her gaffe, wiped away her tears, and said softly: "Thank you, teacher, let's start." β
Seeing Cai Wenji's appearance, Kang Peng lamented in her heart, she has no feelings for me, in her heart, I am only a kind old man at most, a gentle elder, and I have no love for men and women.
Kang Peng was not the only one who was lost, Wei Zhongdao stumbled back to the borrowed Wang Yun's house, and when he saw Wang Yun, he hugged his thigh and cried bitterly, "Uncle, I want to withdraw from that slut, I want to withdraw from my ......"
Wang Yun began to wonder why half of his nephew's face was swollen so high, and after listening to his nephew's crying, Wang Yun gasped, "Zhong'er, you can't divorce her." β
Wei Zhongdao jumped three feet high and yelled, "Why? That slut volunteered to go to Dong Yanwang's house, why can't I divorce her? Do you want me to be a cuckold? β
Wang Yun hurriedly covered his mouth and waved his hand away to drive away the servant, "Zhong'er, you come with your uncle." Wang Yun pulled Wei Zhongdao into the back hall and opened a secret door hidden behind the wardrobe, behind which was a narrow passage.
Wei Zhongdao was taken aback, he had not been to his uncle's house once or twice, but he had never heard that his uncle's house had a secret room, but Wang Yun didn't give him a chance to speak, so he pulled him and drilled inside, walking through such a dark road for a long time, and suddenly it suddenly opened up in front of him, Wei Zhongdao took a closer look, it turned out that they had arrived at the back garden of Wang Yun's house, surrounded by dense forests, and they couldn't see it from the outside.
"Zhong'er, uncle will take you to meet a few people." Wang Yun said, pointing to a house surrounded by trees.
Wei Zhongdao wondered, who is so mysterious? At this time, two people came out of the house, and the clothes should be the eunuchs in the palace, who look very similar, and they should be brothers. The two eunuchs walked over, and the older one tore open the throat of the male duck, "Lord Situ, why are you here now?" Hey, who is this son? looks really talented. β
Wei Zhongdao suddenly had goosebumps on his body, and said in his heart that he was really a eunuch. Wang Yun introduced him: "This is Father-in-law Feng Bin, this is Father-in-law Feng Guo, they are the big and small yellow gate officials in the palace. Two fathers-in-law, this is my nephew Wei Zhongdao. β
Wei Zhongdao is even more strange, the big and small yellow doors of the palace hold the internal affairs of the palace, they are not in the palace, what are they doing at their uncle's house? Wang Yun saw his doubts and explained: "These two fathers-in-law offended Dong Zhuo and almost died at the hands of Dong thieves, but I rescued them and let them live here secretly." β
Referring to Dong Zhuo, who would take revenge, Feng Bin and Feng Guo's beardless fat faces suddenly distorted with anger, and Feng Bin jumped up and down and shouted: "That national thief, the Sprinkler family can't wait to skin him and drink his blood!" Feng Guo is even more desperate, people in their thirties are actually rolling all over the ground, "National thief, national thief, what bad things has he not done in the palace?" The wild seed in Princess Anyang's belly is his! β
Wei Zhongdao was dumbfounded, and said in his heart that a eunuch is a eunuch, and this kind of thing can be done. Wang Yun is already accustomed to the strange behavior of these two eunuchs, "The two fathers-in-law are not impatient, Wang Yun is determined to repeat the society, he can't wait to eat the meat of the Dong thief, sleep the skin of the Dong thief, when he is bound by the Dong thief, the deep hatred of the two fathers-in-law can also be avenged." β
Feng Bin and Feng Guo broke into laughter at this time, "Lord Situ, don't worry about this, we will definitely follow your lordship's instructions to expose Dong Thief's crime of defrauding the king." At that time...... "Feng Bin and Feng Guo seemed to be very intoxicated," we can go back to the palace to serve the emperor. β
"Zhong'er, let's go into the house and talk." Wang Yun dragged Wei Zhongdao into the house, and Feng Bin and Feng Guo twisted their butts to follow. Although the area of this house is not large, and the objects are not luxurious, it can be very elegantly arranged, revealing an antique temperament, and it seems to be a room where women live.
After they sat down, Wang Yun first introduced Wei Zhongdao to Feng Bin and Feng Guo, and when they heard that it was related to Dong Zhuo, Feng Bin and Feng Guo jumped up and down again, shouting and screaming. Wang Yun waited for them to finish venting before he said: "Yun has no grievances with Dong thief, but Dong thief bullied the emperor, harmed the people, humiliated the scholars, and acted perversely. β
Wang Yun stared at Wei Zhongdao and said, "Zhong'er, do you know why I didn't let you quit Cai Wenji?" β
Wei Zhongdao shook his head, "My nephew doesn't know, please ask my uncle for advice." β
"Because of Cai Wenji's father, Cai Yong." Wang Yun waved his hand to stop Wei Zhongdao and Eunuch Feng's brothers' questions, and continued: "I look at that Dong thief, since he returned to Beijing, he has placed the princes under house arrest, treated the people well, and implemented the plan of Tuntian, not because he was kind enough to do things for the sake of the world, but to buy people's hearts. β
"He was supposed to buy people's hearts!" Wei Zhongdao said indignantly: "If he is really for the sake of Sheji, how can he take all the land in Luoyang and hand it over to those mud-legged people to cultivate?" My third uncle is such a kind person, he was also framed and killed by him, he valued agriculture over soldiers, and his death was not far away. The Feng eunuch brothers echoed one after another, and at the same time poured bitter water to expose Dong Zhuo's evil deeds in the palace.
Wei Zhongdao suddenly had a thought in his heart, that Dong Zhuo only pretended to be after seeing Wen Ji's slut, could it be that Dong Zhuo did this on purpose for that slut. Wei Zhongdao hurriedly said his guess, and Brother Feng shouted, "Yes, yes, that Dong thief is a womanizer!" β
Wang Yun also nodded yes, "It would be great if that was the case." That Cai Yong has a very good reputation in Confucianism, but Dong Thief has the grace of knowing him, he would rather die than say half a bad word about Dong Thief, if Dong Thief uses force on that slut, it is bound to force Cai Yong to our side, Cai Yong raised his arms in Shilin, and the Confucianism in the world will respond. β
Wei Zhongdao's face was a little unbearable, Cai Wenji was his fiancΓ©e no matter what, if he was really ...... by Dong Thief That's it, it's not him who is disgraced. Wang Yun saw his thoughts, "Zhong'er, uncle knows that you are embarrassed, but think about it, if you withdraw from that slut, she can justifiably marry Dong Thief, if you don't divorce her now, after the big event is decided in the future, she won't let you kill her?" β
Wei Zhongdao was silent for a long time, and finally relented, and said viciously: "Okay, I will marry her in the future, but after marrying her, I will not have sex with her, let her stay a widow for the rest of her life!" Uncle, tell me, how should we deal with Dong thief? β
Wang Yun is very satisfied with his nephew's performance, he is not poisonous and not a husband, this is like a man. "Very good, that Dong thief is about to hold the world's first military general conference and the Confucian Lin Wen Conference, this is our opportunity, two fathers-in-law, please write down the evil deeds committed by Dong thief in the palace, it is best to list the human and material evidence, Zhong'er, you copy many copies of what the two fathers-in-law wrote, and then go to participate in the literary meetings of various prefectures and courts in Luoyang, and distribute these to the scholars, when they see these, they are not widely spread? Didn't he want to buy the hearts of the people, but I want to see how he buys it again? β
"The world corporal Lin already has a grudge against Dong Thief." Wei Zhongdao asked puzzledly: "But what did Dong Thief buy those mud legs?" Now those mud legs are grateful to Dong Thief, I heard that some mud legs have already erected a longevity card for him, what is the use of the nephew doing this? β
Wang Yun sneered, "What's the use of those mud-legged grateful? Are they literate? Can they write down the so-called exploits of Dong Thief? The pen is in the hands of the scholars, and the thief sacrifices the original to seek the end, and the way to die is also. Besides, he is only in the area of Fuze Luoyang, compared with Kyushu in the world, it is a drop in the ocean, and it is our Shilin literati who can influence the people of the world. β
Wei Zhongdao was overjoyed, "Great, it's not the nephew who brags about it, the nephew's signboard of a great talent is still influential in Shilin." Two fathers-in-law, you write quickly, and I'll go. β
The Feng eunuch brothers, who have been cultivated by the ten permanent servants for a long time, are not as simple as Wei Zhongdao, Feng Guo glanced at Wang Yun with his eyes, "I don't know what position Lord Situ shoulders?" The sprinklers can also help. "Feng Guoxin said, your old man shouldn't want to beat others, you picked up the idea of cheap, right? My two brothers learned this when they were eight years old.
Wang Yun scolded the two gelding foxes for being treacherous in his heart, but said with a smile on his face: "Don't forget, the two fathers-in-law, there is also the military general conference, Yun is known as a good martial artist, and at that time, he will definitely set up a banquet at home to invite all the martial artists, and provoke the relationship between the martial artists and Dong Thief, if it goes well, the martial artists will suddenly turn back and besiege Dong Thief at the Military General Conference, even if the three surnamed family slaves Lu Bu are highly capable, it will be difficult to save Dong Thief's life." β
Brother Feng Eunuch pondered for a long time before he said: "This is the best, the Sprinkle family will go to write the evil deeds of Dong Thief." β
Wang Yun waved his hand at Wei Zhongdao, "Zhong'er, you go to help the two fathers-in-law, uncle is tired, rest for a while." β
Although Wei Zhongdao was reluctant to share a room with the eunuch, his uncle spoke, and he noticed that there was a person sitting behind the screen, and he knew that it must be the fox spirit that his aunt often scolded, so he didn't dare to disobey, and obediently went out with Eunuch Feng's brothers.
Wang Yun waited for no one in the room before sleeping on the recliner and said, "Cicada, come out." β
Diao Chan moved the lotus step lightly, walked to Wang Yun's side from behind the screen, and gently rubbed Wang Yun's hair, Wang Yun's favorite is Diao Chan's massage, while enjoying it, the thin hand is also wandering on Diao Chan's delicate body. For a long time, Wang Yuncai said: "How many days has the cicada not gone out? β
Diao Chan said softly: "My lord, the last time Cicada went out was during the Lantern Festival. β
Wang Yun was a little unhappy, and said in his heart, you remember it very clearly. But Wang Yun still said: "Oh, it's been half a year, tomorrow you go out for a walk, buy some things for women's households, it's not a matter of staying at home, but remember, you must be careful, Luoyang is not safe now." β
Diao Chan replied respectfully: "Yes, Cicada knows." β
Wang Yun had already burned himself at this moment, roughly pulled Diao Chan into his arms, and then pressed it under him......