According to this guy serious, it is not completely impossible to leave the combat squad platoon solemnly and be assigned to a more comfortable unit.

And the opportunity, just a few months after the end of the recruit period and the next company.

Recruits will have many training and transfer opportunities in the next company, such as learning to drive, learning communication, or going to the hygienist training camp.

After graduating from the intensive training, the soldiers often do not return to their original companies, but are assigned to some regimental or divisional logistics departments, and do not crawl in the mud every day like front-line combat units.

In this way, solemnity finally saw a glimmer of hope in the gloomy sky.

At the very least, he still has a chance to leave Tiebalian.

On the day he heard the news, he laughed so much that he laughed all day long, and seized the opportunity to smoke everyone he saw.

There are not many glorious deeds to describe at the beginning of a solemn military career, and like some young people of the same age, the purpose and motive of enlisting in the army are not pure, and they have been confused, and even have some embarrassing thoughts.

But people will always experience some people or some things in their lives, and often inadvertently change the trajectory of fate, and in the solemn military career, Xu Xingguo is one of them.

If there is no Xu Xingguo, the solemn military experience will be rewritten.

The grievances between the two have started since the first day when they were soldiers at the train station.

In the end, the fuse that ignited the tension between the two sides was a recruit from Henan.

Due to the desertion incident, the contest in the battalion was postponed for one day, and the organization was carried out again on the 29th of the year.

Early in the morning on the 28th of the year, Lian Li organized a five-kilometer cross-country according to the usual practice. There is still one day to compete with the whole battalion, so this is a thorough assessment of the eighth company of recruits.

Since He Huan escaped and was arrested, Zhuang Yan has not participated in high-intensity training for two days.

Yin Xiancong would help him rub his feet every night, and then let him rest well for the five kilometers every morning, which was considered to be a good care.

In fact, Zhuangyan's right foot didn't hurt so much, but he was willing to be lazy in such troubled waters, and even if it didn't hurt, he pretended to walk on tiptoe, looking like a lame duck.

After the five-kilometer run, the results of the second row are not bad.

Platoon Elder Dai is very happy, after all, according to this result, tomorrow's competition will have a chance to win the top three, and the top three will have the opportunity to get a day off.

"Today, let's not do too hard training, just stand in a military posture, and then go back to breakfast, and do queue training during the day, you all give me recuperation, tomorrow we will fight for the first! Hear that!? ”

"I heard you!"

Hearing that they could relax for a day without high-intensity training, the recruits were happy and their answers were heard in the sky.

Everyone stood in a military posture on the big playground and trained for a month, and the training of standing in a military posture was already the most relaxing content.

Zhuang Zhuang stood in the team in a daze, and suddenly heard a muffled sound behind the queue, followed by a rush of footsteps, and the discussion of the squad leaders came.

"Standing in a military posture are dizzy? It's only been less than half an hour! ”

"Let's send it to the health center first!"

"What's the matter, why is his face so pale......"

Hearing the conversation of the veterans, all the recruits couldn't help but look back for the source of the sound.

The man who fell was a Henan recruit called Chang Sheng.

Chang Sheng is a soldier of the sixth class, Chen Qingming's subordinate.

However, there is one detail that many people overlook.

Chang Sheng is a HUI citizen!

And because of the problem of faith, the people of HUI do not eat pork!

The recruits even have three dishes and one soup for their daily meals, using the usual lard, and Chang Sheng doesn't dare to touch it, let alone eat it.

In addition, others are honest, and the recruits are timid, and they dare not speak out to the squad leader.

Therefore, except for the steamed buns in the morning, this kid doesn't move any other food every day.

In the early days of the recruits, everyone was not hungry, and there were a lot of steamed buns left in the canteen, so he secretly hid a few and tucked a few, and secretly ate them at noon and night.

Later, the training became more and more hard, and the steamed buns for breakfast were not enough for everyone, and there was no door to find leftover steamed buns.

Poor Chang Sheng could only run to a small store every day to buy a few packs of fast food noodles under the pretext of stomach discomfort, but he was afraid that there was lard in the condiments of fast food noodles, so he could only gnaw dry, and he couldn't keep up with the nutrition, which led to fainting.

This incident caused a big stir.

When the battalion commander Teng Wenji found out, he immediately rushed to the company headquarters, closed the door and severely criticized the company commander Zhang Jianxing.

Company Commander Zhang Jianxing conducted a self-examination during his speech before dinner the next day, and criticized the squad leader and platoon commander for not being meticulous in their work, which led to such an undesirable incident.

During those days, the company commander's wife happened to come to the team to visit relatives, so Chang Sheng asked Chang Sheng to go to his wife every day to open a small stove and eat some vegetables that were not cooked without pork lard.

In this way, all the recruits feel that this kid is a blessing in disguise, and he has earned a good opportunity to eat at the company commander's house in vain, and he can also eat with the company commander's beautiful wife, and he can't think of it if he doesn't have a good appetite!

Chang Sheng was one point short of his grades due to excessive mental tension in the college entrance examination at home, and like Xu Xingguo, he thought about taking the military school entrance examination when he went to the army.

However, he has eaten military rations for almost a month, and his old problem of love and nervousness has not changed.

For the first emergency assembly, he put on the officer's hat of the platoon commander who slept in the bunk next to him.

Dai Dehan stood in front of the queue, holding a winning hat and smiling at him, Chang Platoon Leader, why are you staying in the queue, come out and command!

I almost didn't make the whole platoon of recruits laugh like crazy that day.

On the other hand, the results of the winning training can only be regarded as the lower reaches in the whole platoon, and even the first in the sixth class or even the whole platoon, and even often give the solemnity of the chaotic days to the bottom.

Xu Xingguo, who is the best in the training performance of the whole platoon, often scoffs at Chang Sheng's training results, saying that he has dragged down the class, causing the class to be often criticized and punished.

Jokes often win, with this kind of military quality, it is simply impossible to be admitted to a military school.

Although the solemn and solemn attitude of Xu Xingguo is disgusted, it is also a fact that no one dares to recognize the first place in the whole platoon or even the whole company recruits.

Only a week after fainting, Chang Sheng became a newsmaker in the boot camp again.

The cause was the battalion commander Teng Wenji.

That day, Teng Wenji went to the toilet, and the toilet in the camp was open, no door, a squatting position, and a urinal in front of it.

Just as the battalion commander was grabbing a roll of straw paper in his hand and enjoying the pleasure of pouring thousands of miles comfortably on the squatting position, Chang Sheng, who was going to the toilet suddenly flashed in front of him, and he stood in front of the battalion commander's squatting position and gave a standard salute, and shouted earth-shatteringly: "Good chief!" ”

It was too late for the battalion commander to stop him, he squatted in his position, bare-chested, his genitals dangling under his crotch, and his face had a strange expression.

I can't say I'm happy, I can't say I'm unhappy, the piece of dross in my stomach hovers back and forth between my intestines and anus, and I want to come out and rest.

There is nothing funnier in the world than this thing, the tall and stout battalion commander Teng Wenji is as ashamed as a woman who has been stripped naked and thrown in front of people, staring at a pair of bull's eyes, holding back a red face, sighing embarrassedly, and nodding at Chang Sheng - you can't criticize and educate this stupid recruit egg while squatting in the toilet!

After dinner, the whole battalion suddenly held a small meeting with the platoon as a unit, and there was only one content of the meeting - no salute and greeting to the superior in the toilet in the future!