Because of a gambling contract, a pair of mandarin ducks were forcibly dismantled, so that the two spent decades in entanglement and pain, and lovers turned enemies......

Such a person will go to hell when he dies.

Li Yi can't take care of Old Xu's affairs, he still owes a lot of romantic debts that he hasn't repaid, and he is not interested or qualified to take care of other people's affairs.

He sighed, stood up, and prepared to go to Ruyi's side to see what was going on.

Ruyi couldn't get over that hurdle, he finally had the hope of catching up, now it's okay, Lao Xu said that although she couldn't win the grandmaster, but the grandmaster couldn't help her, and his dream of turning over and being the master was ruthlessly shattered......

"Wait a minute." Xu Lao suddenly spoke.

"Anything else?"

Li Yi looked at him, and said in his heart This is really a guy who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, his old friends are all hurt like that, he is not in front of him, he actually chats with him here, even if he doesn't know how to make women happy, if he doesn't understand, just ask, is that mouth just to gnaw chicken legs?

Why is it that I have been single all my life, and I don't have any pressure in my heart, but I can have a snack......

Xu Lao looked up at him and said, "Although you are not good at martial arts, you know how to make women happy, teach me ......"

Li Yi shook his head and said, "You are wrong, not only am I not good at martial arts qualifications, but I also don't know how to make women happy, you go and ask the bet with you, maybe he understands......"

"If he understood, he wouldn't be able to live alone for the rest of his life......"

Xu Lao looked disdainful, and then looked at Li Yi and said: "I take back what I just said, although your qualifications are mediocre, but you have divine skills, if you have a chance in the future, it is still possible to enter that realm......"

Li Yi felt that his biggest shortcoming was soft-heartedness, although he was stabbed one after another just now, but thinking that Xu Lao had also helped them a lot in the past few years, he worked hard and was often abused by his second uncle, so he still sat down.

"Considering your situation, "Thirty-six Strategies for Pickling Girls" will not be passed on to you, you, you can't be so uninteresting, I will pass you "Five Hundred Sentences of Love Words" first, and remember ......it carefully."

Xu Lao is actually quite powerful, he doesn't need to pick up the girl, the girl sends it to the door by herself, and the feelings are also vigorous, not conventional at all......

Being hunted down all over the world by grandmaster-level lovers, and hiding for decades, where is there a second such romantic love in this world?

This romance, I'm afraid that only on the first day he came here, he was snatched up the mountain by Ruyi and given to Ruyi......

After a while, Bai Su walked over from inside and said, "That senior is awake." ”

Li Yi looked at Xu Lao and gave him an encouraging look.

Elder Xu took a deep breath, stood up, and walked inside.

Li Yi saw Ruyi and Ruoqing coming over from the side.

Ruyi looked at him and asked: "Why has the concubine never heard of Xianggong's "Thirty-six Strategies for Picking Up Girls", and the concubine has never heard a word of "Five Hundred Sentences of Love Words", where did Xianggong use those love words......

Li Yi froze in place.

Ruyi looked at Ruoqing and asked, "Has my sister heard of it?" ”

"Nope." Ruoqing smiled and shook her head.

Ruyi looked at him and asked, "Could it be that Xianggong told all these love words to Sister Zuimmo?" ”

A lot of people died in Cangzhou, and Zuimo felt that Li Mu was still young and not suitable to stay here, so he took her back to Ruyi City very early, and Li Yi was speechless for a while......

The conscience of heaven and earth, he is sincere to them at all times, and he never needs these superficial things without a little sincerity......

"Ahem! What does the lady say, how can I be favoritous, there is nothing to ......" Li Yi coughed lightly and said, "Go and see the excitement, help me bring a handful of melon seeds......"

Xu Lao has been puzzled for decades, and he has only learned the theory for a while, and it is difficult to apply it in practice, Li Yi is really worried that he will mess things up, the senior is already seriously injured, and if he is stimulated a little more, the consequences will be unimaginable......

He sat on a stone chair on the other side of the courtyard, from which he could see the inside of the room, and he munched on melon seeds while keeping a close eye on the situation in the room.

In the room, the old woman was pale and lying on the bed, Xu Lao walked over, put a quilt behind her, and helped her sit up.

Then he sat on the edge of the bed, and neither of them looked at each other, and both were silent.

Li Yi's frequency of knocking melon seeds slowed down, and after waiting for a while, he saw Xu Lao take out something from his sleeve and said, "Do you eat sugar?" ”

Although it was far away, Li Yi could still see it clearly.

It was a big white rabbit.

White Rabbit ......

He just said that women like surprises and romance, and from time to time they give them a little thing, which does not need to be expensive, can please them.

How did he understand "little things" as white rabbits?

Li Yi felt that he had better give up, in fact, he and Yang Liuqing's imperial uncle looked more compatible......

However, what happened next completely developed in the direction he didn't expect.

Elder Xu handed her the white rabbit and asked, "Do you eat sugar?" ”

The old woman who was leaning on the bed nodded and said, "Eat." ”

So Xu Lao peeled off the candy wrapper, put the toffee into her mouth, and asked, "Is it sweet?" ”

The old woman nodded again: "Sweet." ”

Sweet, indeed quite sweet, the melon seeds in Li Yi's mouth have eaten the taste of dog food.

He vaguely understood a truth, what pickling girl routines, what theories, are all fake.

As long as the girl has you in her heart, where do you need any other routines, you just give her a piece of white rabbit is also a routine.

He suddenly remembered a sentence.

That day, I accidentally saw a book called "Mandarin Duck Pa" in Miss Liu Er's room, and there was a sentence written on it, he forgot the original words, but it probably means that if a man really likes a woman, loves the house and Wu, he will like everything about her, even if it is bad in the eyes of others.

Conversely, it is the same when a woman likes a man.

In this era when the thinking was still very feudal, the author of that book was really a man of God to write such a thought-provoking philosophy......

In the room, the old woman looked at Xu Lao and asked, "Don't you have anything to say to me?" ”

"Yes." Xu Lao thought for a while, looked into her eyes, sighed, and said: "There was once a sincere feeling in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it." If God could give me a chance to start all over again......"

"Phew!"

Li Yi spit the melon seed skin on the ground, couldn't listen to it anymore, and turned to leave.

Before leaving, he glanced back, and the old woman sat there in a daze, with a touched face and tears in her eyes......

……

When Li Yi walked past Yang Liuqing and the old man, the old man was talking to her.

"It is indeed beyond my expectation that you were able to conquer these states in the northwest this time." The old man sighed and said, "The old man only hates, he didn't kill that beast at that time, and my Yang royal family would not wither to this point......"

Yang Liuqing lowered his head and was silent.

The old man suddenly looked at her and asked, "People say that Fu'er was assassinated and died, is this true or false?" ”

Yang Liuqing looked at him, and after a moment, he shook his head and said, "Yang Fu is still alive." ”

"Great!"

The old man named Yang Wanli stood up and said: "I heard that you have the magic weapons of the Jingguo military, and it is extremely simple to break the wall and attack the city, Yang Ze has turned away from the people, you gather a large army, and fight all the way from here to the imperial capital, it is not a fantasy, when the time comes, kill the rebel and thief, put the chaos right, and support Fu'er to take the throne, and the martial country will have a way out......."

Li Yi's footsteps stopped, and his eyes looked over.

Xu Lao walked out of the room with a spring breeze on his face, saw Li Yi's face, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Li Yi looked at him and said, "What I just said to Elder Xu, you can think about it again." ”

Xu Lao was puzzled: "What are you considering?" ”

Li Yi sighed lightly: "It's better to bury it......"