Final Chapter. 95
Li Le'an, who grew up under his father's free-range condition, is at best just a young lady who does not follow feudal etiquette; But since she got mixed up with Shen Gui, just two years have passed, and she has become a female version of Shen Gui! There is no shortage of treacherous and lazy gluttony, and a mouthful of fangs and poisonous tongues does not allow the eyebrows to be shaved; Occasionally, when he captures inspiration, it is enough to make Shen Gui, who is a role model for his teacher, feel irresistible.
After Miss Li returned to Fengjingcheng, she chose to return to her old business and return to the medical hall to practice medicine. And her first apprentice, Rhubarb, was naturally rushed to the front hall for consultation. With the great god Li Le'an sitting in the museum, the people who came to seek medical advice were even more than usual.
As more and more patients gathered, rhubarb became the first sieve of the rejuvenation clinic. When this middle-aged man was first diagnosed, he told Rhubarb that he had abdominal cramps, chest tightness, and a splitting headache. Rhubarb examined him carefully from top to bottom, and although his pulse was disordered and vain, he did not find any other problems; But seeing that his lips were white and his head was covered with cold sweat, he just regarded it as an incurable disease that he had never seen, and pushed it to the master in the back hall.
However, as soon as Li Le'an touched the pulse with his two fingers, he immediately realized that the other party was not a patient at all. Because according to the analysis of the pulse, this man has clearly seen the dead pulse, even if he goes to find someone to open the coffin now, it is a little too late; But looking at the contours of his body and the color of his skin, this is clearly not the appearance of being bedridden for a long time!
In this case, according to what was written on Rhubarb's initial diagnosis list, he was a typical symptom of an acute illness and did not have to worry about his life. Based on the results of the initial diagnosis, the patient's pulse, and the symptoms of the disease, none of them can be matched; So the only possibility is that this middle-aged man should not be a good person, at least not a sick person!
Although Li Le'an has learned some flower boxing and embroidery legs, he has followed Shen Gui all the way, and his knowledge and experience have long been far from comparable. The trick of falsifying the pulse with the operation of true qi was not a new method for her; In addition, there is a "fierce dog town" in the backyard of the medical hall, so why should I go to that strong?
Hearing his wife's loud cry for help, Shen Gui, who was squatting in the backyard to take medicine, immediately turned into a gust of wind and came to the back hall of the medical hall:
"Are you going crazy? The hospital also dares to smash it? There's no adult at home to teach? Come on, come on, if you're a gentleman, drop a teacup now and let me ...... Fat girl, bring him a teacup!! ”
Li Le'an, who had already run out of the back hall, heard that a head popped out from behind the door, and said with disgust:
"You didn't take any medicine, did you? Where is so much nonsense, hurry up and get away! My aunt and grandmother received a consultation and only earned two taels of silver; Because you call the board and let people drop a teacup for nothing, the cheapest one has to be eighty taels away! ”
"That's a bit of a loss...... This big brother, let's get it straight! What the hell are you here to trouble her today? Or are you looking for me desperately? ”
"How's it going? What about desperateness? ”
Before the other party opened his mouth to ask a rhetorical question, before the words landed, Shen Gui's body instantly bounced into the air, and his feet hit the other party's shoulders with half kicks and half steps, and with the force of the fall, he stomped on the person under his feet, and fell out with a muffled sound. Shen Gui bent down and stretched out his hand, grabbed the placket of the other party's coarse cloth, and lifted him half off the ground; The left hand was raised high again, and he spoke in a consultative tone:
"Guys, let's both save trouble, and the nonsense will be avoided! Say, who let you come! ”
"Lin Siwu's life, don't you want it? Ha! Ha ha! ”
A flash of lightning flashed in Shen Gui's eyes in an instant, and his left arm, which had already gained momentum, competed, and planned to slap this person's head! However, at the moment when the palm wind touched the side of the other party's face, Shen Gui suddenly let out a surprise of "huh", and quickly withdrew ten percent of his strength......
Syllable!
The unretractable palm wind still left a blood-red palm print on the other party's face; Fortunately, the other party just opened his mouth and spit out three molars, and his eyes were still looking directly at Shen Gui......
"Fat girl, come on!"
Li Le'an, who was hiding behind the door, saw that Shen Gui had already controlled the situation, cautiously and cautiously leaned against the root of the wall, and slowly rubbed against Shen Gui's back:
"Why are you so nervous? You see that his back molars have been knocked out, and he will definitely not be able to bite anyone! I can't control his body and can't free his hand, you take a long strip of guy, and slowly shake it back and forth a few times in front of his eyes, left and right......"
"What do you mean?"
"Huh? Haven't you ever played with the right eyes? Just put the tip of his nose in front of him and shake it from side to side a few times! ”
Li Le'an carefully took out a purple bamboo wolf's hair, and shook it back and forth a few times before the tip of the other party's nose:
"That's it? He didn't have the right eye either......"
"That's the problem! When he spoke to us just now, his expression and state were extremely normal; But now that it's a dead thing, his eyes won't move! This is clearly being controlled! ”
After he said this, Li Le'an also let out a sigh of surprise; After trying a few more times, she took a small jade hammer and tried the other party's knee jump reaction......
"Really! His body does not react naturally, just like the living dead! ”
That's not quite accurate. He is still alive, but his self-consciousness is in a deep sleep. To put it simply, it is another type of hysteria, which can also be called nightmare...... Oh yes, hypnosis! Do you know hypnosis? ”
Li Le'an thought for a long time, and then casually flipped through the several medical cases scattered on the table, and then shook his head embarrassedly:
"I've seen a lot of hysteria, but there is no one who will look like him; I've seen a lot of nightmares, but if you beat me so badly, as long as you didn't die, even a hibernating bear would have woken up a long time ago...... As for hypnosis...... I don't understand ......."
Shen Gui tugged at the other party's hair, stared at the dim pupils carefully, and then suddenly thought of a more accurate statement:
"Isn't there a soul search in the martial arts, a spell like snatching a house? It's not much different from his current condition; Have you ever heard of Hanako? It's just a different drug! ”
"When I was a kid, every time I slipped out to play, my dad used these three words to scare me...... What you're talking about is the way, but you haven't said how to treat it? ”
"I don't really understand it, but I've just heard the "older generation" talk about it; Everyone's "switch" is different, and the way to wake up is also different. By the way, don't you know the ancient shamanic language? Is there a recipe for "dispersing the soul" in the Shamanic Medicine Sutra? ”
Li Le'an thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up:
"Not to mention, there is really a recipe for "exorcism and rejuvenation of the soul"! After grinding the powder, the bamboo leaf green wine lees, and the Shanyin sealed coffin mud, and the southern mint water was boiled into a paste, and applied to the patient's temples......"
"Go get ready. Just look for dirt and wine. ”
After tossing for half an hour, Li Le'an applied the complex and strange taste of shamanic medicine mud to the man's temples; I saw that the middle-aged man who answered like a fluent and behaved as usual, his two eyes immediately broke out a blood-red, and his body suddenly burst out with an inexplicable huge force, and he almost broke free of Shen Gui's clamps......
Li Le'an was quite suspicious, smelled the paste in the medicine bowl repeatedly, and said to Shen Gui very worriedly:
"You don't know pharmacology or discernment of medicine, so you just change the ancient shamanic recipe, isn't it a bit child's play? I think his reaction is big enough, don't die in my ......."
Shen Gui felt the tremendous force of the other party's resistance, so he had to add two more strengths:
"This kid is either a listener or a mad dog of the Huashen Sect; What does it matter to them whether they are dead or alive? I'm also using his life to verify it, and see if the ancestors of our shamanism are just a group of Langzhong dressed as gods and monsters......"
As soon as Shen Gui's words fell, I saw this man tilt his head and open his mouth to spew out a black-green juice! This bile-like liquid exuded a pungent fishy smell, and the smoked Shen Gui and Li Le'an quickly frowned.
"Did this man eat lunch in a thatched house......
"Wow! Bah! How did my molars fall out...... Who are you two? What are you doing at my house?" ”
Shen Gui and Li Le'an glanced at each other, knowing that the shamanic secret medicine was really effective, so they let go of the middle-aged man who had a "good appetite".
"Hurry up, who is your master? After explaining, wipe the ground clean for me, if you dare to leave a little bad smell, you can only live by drinking porridge for the rest of your life! ”
This middle-aged man who has just "returned to his soul" is obviously not a good-natured master! Hearing Shen Gui's domineering tone with a scoundrel, he rushed to the top door full of anger; Quickly get up from the ground and smash it towards Shen Gui!
After three moves and two hands, the hot-tempered middle-aged man got up for the fourth time, patted his chest and asked Li Le'an:
"Grandma, where is our bucket?"
Those who know the times are Junjie.
In fact, it is no wonder that he has developed a domineering and impulsive character, all because of his status as the master of the family, he can indeed be called under one person and above ten thousand. This person was an orphan and an abandoned baby, and he didn't know the real names of his biological parents, so naturally he didn't take a large number; Because he likes to eat fish on weekdays, his code name in Chiunai is called Presbyopia.
And his master is Zhou Chang'an, the fourth prince of the Northern Yan Dynasty.
Shen Gui took a private message from the "godgrandson" and quickly read through it; And Li Le'an also padd his feet and reluctantly put his chin on Shen Gui's broad shoulders......
"Tongue tongue tongue ...... Did you finish reading it so quickly? Day and night, looking forward to the ...... This is the romantic debt owed by Lord Shen again, when and where? They all went to my aunt's hospital! ”
Shen Gui was also a little embarrassed by the five words written by Zhou Changan at the end of the letter; He casually handed the letter to the yin and yang weird Li Le'an, and after careful consideration, he asked the old cat:
"Your master...... Do you visit more fireworks buildings on weekdays, or do you visit Qingliu Lane more? ”