"That's not how a scoundrel works, Su Qiange."

"You didn't do that, man, Suadou."

Su Qiange patted Xue Chen's shoulder like a big brother in the love field with one hand and a big brother in the other.

"Hey, what do you think a man should do?" Xue Chen was interested, he wanted to see what kind of flowers Su Qiange could tell him.

Bypassing Xue Chen, Su Qiange was about to feed the goose fat, but was stopped by Xue Chen.

The goose's neck has been stretched out, but the fat does not come, and the body is tied to the tree again, and the whole goose is completely unable to move, and his heart is full of resentment, so he can only obediently retract his neck.

Su Qiange, who was holding the meat, looked at Xue Chen with the expression of a big pig farmer looking at the poor middle peasants, "What, do you have to listen to experience?" ”

Xue Chen also didn't know where Su Qiange's confidence came from, and where did he get this experience, but he just asked rashly and followed Su Qiange's wishes, Xue Chen didn't do this kind of money-losing business.

"Ah...... Forget it, I don't think you can say why, let's feed the goose, and the bet or something will be canceled. ”

Hey, playing roundabout tactics?

Su Qiange looked at Xue Chen's completely indifferent appearance and nodded, "Okay, if you don't want to know, forget it, I'll feed the goose." ”

There is always a compromise between people, but Su Qiange and Xue Chen are obviously not very "human".

After Su Qiange finished speaking, Xue Chen really stopped stopping Su Qiange, and Su Qiange also came to the goose smoothly and handed the fat meat to the goose, but the goose was a little panicked.

Is this meat really for it?

The goose looked at Xue Chen and then at Su Qiange, thinking left and right, thinking for a long time, sticking out his head and taking the fat in his mouth, turning around and eating happily under the root of the tree.

Su Qiange showed off slightly, "Eat!" ”

Xue Chen was usually interested, "En." ”

The two people looked at each other, and suddenly realized an awkward atmosphere.

So why did you just talk to each other? Su Qiange regretted it a little, but it was too late to regret it, the water that was spilled out of the words couldn't force the atmosphere to warm up, right? Besides, she didn't do anything wrong.

"Alright, it's time to sleep."

Su Qiange turned around and entered the house talking to himself, but he didn't hear Xue Chen's response.

Closing the door, Su Qiange calmly walked back to his kang, dragged over the pillow filled with buckwheat husk, and a whirlwind hammer was completely in anger mode.

"Su Adou, I curse you, no, I predicted that you will not find a daughter-in-law in your life, and all you marry are pig-headed and ugly!"

"I hear you."

Xue Chen's long voice came from the courtyard, "Lady, it's not good for you to curse yourself like this, and you have two inconsistencies in your sentences, haven't you noticed?" Also, superstition is unacceptable, but it is written in the law of Dayun, you don't want me to cut my love and send it to the county government for you, right? ”

While coiling the lighter, Xue Chen looked at Su Qiange's window and waited for Su Qiange's next move.

However, Su Qiange seemed to be a little embarrassed by what he said, and he didn't say a word for a long time, Xue Chen was bored, so he could only turn around and go back to his room.

The goose stayed in the yard, looked left and right, and wanted to say that he had eaten a piece of meat, and he was a little not full, but unfortunately he could not speak, and could only talk about his own hair in frustration, expressing deep contempt for the two enemies who had captured him.

Midnight.

Xue Chen turned over, and when he heard the sound of Suo Suo outside, Xue Chen immediately got up and picked up the feather arrow he had obtained from the enemy during the day and hid at the door, waiting for the opportunity.

The door was pushed open, and the figure was a little clumsy, dressed in a white wrap that looked like pajamas, and all the hair on his head was scattered.

With such a casual and comfortable style, who else could it be besides Su Qiange.

Putting down the feather arrow, Xue Chen breathed a sigh of relief and asked at Su Qiange's back, "What are you doing in my house in the middle of the night." ”

Su Qiange didn't answer, just like he couldn't hear it, Xue Chen was a little strange, grabbed Su Qiange's shoulder and forcibly turned Su Qiange around, "It's a bit rude to break into the man's room like this in the middle of the night and ignore people." ”

As a result, when he turned his head, Su Qiange's eyes were closed tightly, not pretentious at all, and there was no embarrassment of opening his eyes to see the road or closing his eyes tightly and not wanting to be discovered.

"Sleepwalking?"

The other party didn't answer, looking at the even breathing, he didn't look scared at all, it should be sleepwalking.

It is said that sleepwalkers can't wake up, otherwise they will become fools, Xue Chen thought about it, and it was quite scary to wake up a person in front of him, but fortunately, he didn't wake up Su Qiange just now.

Releasing the hand that grabbed Su Qiange's shoulder, Xue Chen stood in place and waited to see Su Qiange's next move.

Then Xue Chen found that Su Qiange didn't have the slightest intention of wanting to move...... It's weird, isn't sleepwalking usually going to sit for something? What is this doing with him looking at each other?

So in order to verify whether Su Qiange was standing in place and falling asleep, Xue Chen bypassed Su Qiange and went back to his bed to sit.

This time he wanted to see what else Su Qiange wanted to do, Xue Chen clasped his arms and waited for the result.

Then Xue Chen found that as soon as he sat down, Su Qiange walked towards him ruthlessly, and he didn't get very close, and stopped when he was three or four steps away from him, Xue Chen couldn't help laughing when he saw it.

"I still understand the measure, it's not Su Qiange."

Su Qiange in the dream seemed to understand Xue Chen's words, and smiled at Xue Chen.

This is a bit creepy, although Su Qiange laughed sweetly, but Xue Chen still felt that it was strange that a person could hear what others said in his dreams.

But now that you can understand it, it's much easier.

Hooking his lips, Xue Chen asked Su Qiange, "What are you doing here?" ”

Su Qiange was silent.

"Are you alright?"

Su Qiange shook his head.

"Then tell me something."

Su Qiange approached, sat down beside Xue Chen, and smiled at Xue Chen, still sweet and simple, innocent and harmless, not at all the arrogant Su Qiange during the day.

The more Xue Chen looked at this scene, the more funny he felt, and he couldn't help but soften his face and the tone of his words.

"Say it, say something."

"Daytime things." Su Qiange spoke, still in a soft and glutinous tone.

Xue Chen, who listened to it, couldn't help but sigh, and sighed that it would be nice if Su Qiange was like this every day, but unfortunately there was no if.

"What's going on during the day?"

There are too many things during the day, and Xue Chen has a big heart that he admits and has long forgotten about it, but Su Qiange can still remember so many things, Xue Chen is a little emotional, Su Qiange doesn't seem to be as big as he imagined.

I saw Su Qiange's ruddy lips approaching Xue Chen, and whispered, "That's it, I said that you didn't do it during the day, aren't you curious, real men, what are good men like?" ”

The originally sweet face collapsed instantly, and Xue Chentie reached out with a blushing face and put his fingers on Su Qiange's forehead, scolding Su Qiange back.

After finishing the fight, Xue Chen's urn said angrily, "Thank you, no need." ”

Su Qiange's forehead hurt, and he reached out and rubbed his forehead, and asked Xue Chen with a sad face, "What are you doing?" ”

"What's the matter, I'll send you back to sleep." As he spoke, Xue Chen grabbed Su Qiange's shoulders with both hands, picked Su Qiange up from the bed as if he was moving something, and threw him out along the door.

Seeing that Su Qiange, who was thrown out, turned around and was about to come back, Xue Chen could only stretch out his hand and press Su Qiange outside the door like a zombie, and he followed out by the way.

After closing the door, Xue Chen "moved" Su Qiange again, personally delivered it to the door of Su Qiange's room, and then turned around and went back to the house.

Two quarters of an hour later.

As soon as Xue Chen fell asleep dimly, he felt that his door was opened again, and when he opened his eyes dimly, he found that it was Su Qiange again, this time Su Qiange was not as stiff as the first sleepwalk, and he was afraid that people would see it.

The point is that you come to someone else's room, and the cat's waist has a fart?

Getting off the bed irritably, Xue Chen reached out and grabbed Su Qiange's neck, sent Su Qiange back to her own room, and threw her into the room by the way.

After doing all this, Xue Chen turned around and went back to his room, and deliberately closed the door from the inside.

A quarter of an hour later.

The door was actually opened by someone tinkering, Xue Chen opened his eyes irritably, and saw Su Qiange grabbing the small piece of bamboo that he didn't know where to get it, and looking at him with a smile.

It seems that this bamboo piece is the culprit, and Xue Chen went to the ground and moved Su Qiange again.

Su Qiange also dubbed himself with lines this time, "I'll come back!" ”

"Don't come back."

After saying that, Xue Chen's brain exploded on Su Qiange's forehead, and he didn't care if waking up the sleepwalker would make people stupid.

Another quarter of an hour later......

The door was pried open again, and Xue Chen's whole person was not only irritable, but even collapsed.

Stretched out his hand and fished out Su Qiange, who was holding a bamboo piece and smiling, pulled it onto the kang, and took care of the door, Xue Chen stood still opposite Su Qiange, holding his breath in his chest with his hands on his waist.

Glancing at the angry bamboo piece, Xue Chen reached out and grabbed it and threw it aside.

"I'm wondering, when did you have the stunt of pressing the door and picking the lock?"

Su Qiange smiled silently, still looking sweet and very annoying, Xue Chen knew that Su Qiange didn't want to say, and it was estimated that he couldn't ask, of course, it was also very likely that Su Qiange himself didn't know, obviously this point was more credible.

Giving up asking Su Qiange the question of picking the lock, Xue Chen went straight to the point and said, "Say, what should a man do, but the premise is good, you will go back to me after you finish speaking, and you will not stop me for a second longer!" ”

Facing the desire to be looked at, Su Qiange nodded very sincerely.

After nodding, Su Qiange began to memorize the Eight Honors and Eight Shames, and after reciting the Eight Honors and Eight Shames, he began to recite the "Women's Ring", replacing all women with "men", Xue Chen knew for the first time that Su Qiange was so cultured.

is so literate and illiterate, who do you reason with?

However, Xue Chen didn't bother to interrupt Su Qiange, otherwise he would have to pick the lock to "see him", Xue Chen was really fed up with Su Qiange's ear mentioning his life.

After Su Qiange finished reciting, Xue Chen stood up as soon as possible, "Is it finished?" ”

Su Qiange nodded.

"Can I go back then?"

Su Qiange nodded again, Xue Chen turned around to open the door, and made a gesture of please to the door, "Go out, friend." ”

Su Qiange didn't move.

"Didn't you say okay and go out after that?" Xue Chen's impatient qi and blood rushed to his head again.

"Send me."

The requirements are also concise and clear, Xue Chen's intuition after listening to it must be that he must have caused this habitual problem, a person in the daytime, and tired at night.